On Wed, 05 Oct 2005 22:21:18 -0700, Abrasha
wrote:


I have a feeling that these descriptions fit Gunner about 80 to 90%

Abrasha
http://www.abrasha.com


And yourself about 99.999999999 %.


Congrats Abrasha, you just made my kill filter... idiot.






BK

The FBI Homeland Security Council have released the following profiling
characteristics for Internet newsgroup trolls.



99.3% have not brushed their teeth in the past 24 hours.

They are likely to be renters.

They have sex frequently, but seldom with a partner.

They have menial minimum wage jobs.

At this moment, they need a haircut, a shave, and a bath.

They post between the hours of midnight and 4AM local time.

They wear the same underwear more than one day.

35% are on psychotropic medications, but don't take them regularly.

If they own a car, it is more than ten years old, and registered to someone
else.

40% travel by bicycle or public transportation.

21% live with parents.

They do not have a steady relationship.

At this moment, the garbage can where they live is full.

They average having sex 4.7 times a year, and that most frequently with
prostitutes.

97% are male.

88% are latent homosexuals.

On average, they play video games 1.8 hours a day.

73% were molested as children.

59% came from absent father households, or the mother was a dominating
control figure.

43% do not have a high school education.

At this moment, if they have a pet, it needs feed and water.

91% have not seen a dentist in the last five years.

..8% has military service.

36% are ex-felons.

8% have a history of child pornography.

46% have a history of domestic violence.

3% have permits to carry concealed firearms.

At this moment, they have 3 parking violations and one moving citation
outstanding.

11% attended a private religious denominational school.

56% are claustrophobic.



These figures are not meant to outline or define an Internet newsgroup
troll. Only to lend insight into the people you are communicating with.



HTH.

SteveB wrote:
The FBI Homeland Security Council have released the following profiling
characteristics for Internet newsgroup trolls.



99.3% have not brushed their teeth in the past 24 hours.

They are likely to be renters.

They have sex frequently, but seldom with a partner.

They have menial minimum wage jobs.

At this moment, they need a haircut, a shave, and a bath.

They post between the hours of midnight and 4AM local time.

They wear the same underwear more than one day.

35% are on psychotropic medications, but don't take them regularly.

If they own a car, it is more than ten years old, and registered to someone
else.

40% travel by bicycle or public transportation.

21% live with parents.

They do not have a steady relationship.

At this moment, the garbage can where they live is full.

They average having sex 4.7 times a year, and that most frequently with
prostitutes.

97% are male.

88% are latent homosexuals.

On average, they play video games 1.8 hours a day.

73% were molested as children.

59% came from absent father households, or the mother was a dominating
control figure.

43% do not have a high school education.

At this moment, if they have a pet, it needs feed and water.

91% have not seen a dentist in the last five years.

.8% has military service.

36% are ex-felons.

8% have a history of child pornography.

46% have a history of domestic violence.

3% have permits to carry concealed firearms.

At this moment, they have 3 parking violations and one moving citation
outstanding.

11% attended a private religious denominational school.

56% are claustrophobic.




I have a feeling that these descriptions fit Gunner about 80 to 90%

Abrasha
http://www.abrasha.com

Abrasive wrote:
SteveB wrote:

The FBI Homeland Security Council have released the following
profiling characteristics for Internet newsgroup trolls.



99.3% have not brushed their teeth in the past 24 hours.

They are likely to be renters.

They have sex frequently, but seldom with a partner.

They have menial minimum wage jobs.

At this moment, they need a haircut, a shave, and a bath.

They post between the hours of midnight and 4AM local time.

They wear the same underwear more than one day.

35% are on psychotropic medications, but don't take them regularly.

If they own a car, it is more than ten years old, and registered to
someone else.

40% travel by bicycle or public transportation.

21% live with parents.

They do not have a steady relationship.

At this moment, the garbage can where they live is full.

They average having sex 4.7 times a year, and that most frequently
with prostitutes.

97% are male.

88% are latent homosexuals.

On average, they play video games 1.8 hours a day.

73% were molested as children.

59% came from absent father households, or the mother was a dominating
control figure.

43% do not have a high school education.

At this moment, if they have a pet, it needs feed and water.

91% have not seen a dentist in the last five years.

.8% has military service.

36% are ex-felons.

8% have a history of child pornography.

46% have a history of domestic violence.

3% have permits to carry concealed firearms.

At this moment, they have 3 parking violations and one moving citation
outstanding.

11% attended a private religious denominational school.

56% are claustrophobic.




I have a feeling that these descriptions fit Gunner about 80 to 90%

Abrasha
http://www.abrasha.com
Delta and U-haul are still ready, and Gunner lives just inland from you.
Damn euro-trash
IMHO
Mark

On Thu, 06 Oct 2005 09:22:17 GMT, Marc wrote:

SteveB wrote:

The FBI Homeland Security Council have released the following
profiling characteristics for Internet newsgroup trolls.



99.3% have not brushed their teeth in the past 24 hours.

They are likely to be renters.

They have sex frequently, but seldom with a partner.

They have menial minimum wage jobs.

At this moment, they need a haircut, a shave, and a bath.

They post between the hours of midnight and 4AM local time.

They wear the same underwear more than one day.

35% are on psychotropic medications, but don't take them regularly.

If they own a car, it is more than ten years old, and registered to
someone else.

40% travel by bicycle or public transportation.

21% live with parents.

They do not have a steady relationship.

At this moment, the garbage can where they live is full.

They average having sex 4.7 times a year, and that most frequently
with prostitutes.

97% are male.

88% are latent homosexuals.

On average, they play video games 1.8 hours a day.

73% were molested as children.

59% came from absent father households, or the mother was a dominating
control figure.

43% do not have a high school education.

At this moment, if they have a pet, it needs feed and water.

91% have not seen a dentist in the last five years.

.8% has military service.

36% are ex-felons.

8% have a history of child pornography.

46% have a history of domestic violence.

3% have permits to carry concealed firearms.

At this moment, they have 3 parking violations and one moving citation
outstanding.

11% attended a private religious denominational school.

56% are claustrophobic.




I have a feeling that these descriptions fit Gunner about 80 to 90%

Abrasha


Is that the same feeling you get when successfully crossing the street
all by yourself?

Gunner

"Pax Americana is a philosophy. Hardly an empire.
Making sure other people play nice and dont kill each other (and us)
off in job lots is hardly empire building, particularly when you give
them self determination under "play nice" rules.

Think of it as having your older brother knock the **** out of you
for torturing the cat." Gunner

On Wed, 5 Oct 2005 19:22:20 -0700, SteveB wrote:
The FBI Homeland Security Council have released the following profiling
characteristics for Internet newsgroup trolls.

(snip lots of wasted time)

Does it have anything, SteveB, about people who give the trolls exactly
the attention they crave?

Why are you dancing for them, SteveB?

"Dave Hinz" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 5 Oct 2005 19:22:20 -0700, SteveB wrote:
The FBI Homeland Security Council have released the following profiling
characteristics for Internet newsgroup trolls.

(snip lots of wasted time)

Does it have anything, SteveB, about people who give the trolls exactly
the attention they crave?

Why are you dancing for them, SteveB?


Well, Dave, maybe you should answer that. You, of course, know everything
there is to know. Did I hit a nerve? How many of these things describe
YOU?

Steve

On Thu, 6 Oct 2005 08:33:50 -0700, SteveB wrote:

"Dave Hinz" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 5 Oct 2005 19:22:20 -0700, SteveB wrote:
The FBI Homeland Security Council have released the following profiling
characteristics for Internet newsgroup trolls.

(snip lots of wasted time)

Does it have anything, SteveB, about people who give the trolls exactly
the attention they crave?

Why are you dancing for them, SteveB?


Well, Dave, maybe you should answer that. You, of course, know everything
there is to know. Did I hit a nerve? How many of these things describe
YOU?

Hard to know, I didn't waste my time reading it. But, I do know that
when a troll-feeder becomes as annoying as the trolls he's encouraging,
there's an easy solution. (bet you know what's coming...)

"Abrasha" wrote in message
...
SteveB wrote:
The FBI Homeland Security Council have released the following profiling
characteristics for Internet newsgroup trolls.



99.3% have not brushed their teeth in the past 24 hours.

They are likely to be renters.

They have sex frequently, but seldom with a partner.

They have menial minimum wage jobs.

At this moment, they need a haircut, a shave, and a bath.

They post between the hours of midnight and 4AM local time.

They wear the same underwear more than one day.

35% are on psychotropic medications, but don't take them regularly.

If they own a car, it is more than ten years old, and registered to
someone else.

40% travel by bicycle or public transportation.

21% live with parents.

They do not have a steady relationship.

At this moment, the garbage can where they live is full.

They average having sex 4.7 times a year, and that most frequently with
prostitutes.

97% are male.

88% are latent homosexuals.

On average, they play video games 1.8 hours a day.

73% were molested as children.

59% came from absent father households, or the mother was a dominating
control figure.

43% do not have a high school education.

At this moment, if they have a pet, it needs feed and water.

91% have not seen a dentist in the last five years.

.8% has military service.

36% are ex-felons.

8% have a history of child pornography.

46% have a history of domestic violence.

3% have permits to carry concealed firearms.

At this moment, they have 3 parking violations and one moving citation
outstanding.

11% attended a private religious denominational school.

56% are claustrophobic.




I have a feeling that these descriptions fit Gunner about 80 to 90%

Abrasha


Judging by your obsession with Gunner, I would think you would know. How
many of these apply to YOU?

Now, go brush your teeth, and do something with that armpit hair!

Steve

SteveB wrote:

40% travel by bicycle or public transportation.

Well at least they aren't all bad then.

"Dave Hinz" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 6 Oct 2005 08:33:50 -0700, SteveB wrote:

"Dave Hinz" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 5 Oct 2005 19:22:20 -0700, SteveB
wrote:
The FBI Homeland Security Council have released the following profiling
characteristics for Internet newsgroup trolls.

(snip lots of wasted time)

Does it have anything, SteveB, about people who give the trolls exactly
the attention they crave?

Why are you dancing for them, SteveB?


Well, Dave, maybe you should answer that. You, of course, know
everything
there is to know. Did I hit a nerve? How many of these things describe
YOU?

Hard to know, I didn't waste my time reading it. But, I do know that
when a troll-feeder becomes as annoying as the trolls he's encouraging,
there's an easy solution. (bet you know what's coming...)


Dave, be reasonable. (Hal to Dave in 2001, A Space Odyssey)

"El Barista" wrote in message
...
SteveB wrote:

40% travel by bicycle or public transportation.

Well at least they aren't all bad then.


And secondarily, they provide a lot of jobs to auto body repair men
specializing in front end repairs.

Steve

In article qT%0f.397$fE5.223@fed1read06,
says...
The FBI Homeland Security Council have released the following profiling
characteristics for Internet newsgroup trolls.



99.3% have not brushed their teeth in the past 24 hours.


Yer trolling, right?

Ned Simmons

"Ned Simmons" wrote in message
...
In article qT%0f.397$fE5.223@fed1read06,
says...
The FBI Homeland Security Council have released the following profiling
characteristics for Internet newsgroup trolls.



99.3% have not brushed their teeth in the past 24 hours.


Yer trolling, right?

Ned Simmons

Nope. Just so sick of them, and those who want to talk politics that I
thought a glance at their inner lives was in order.

Steve

"SteveB" wrote in message
news:dBj1f.1338$fE5.11@fed1read06...

"Ned Simmons" wrote in message
...
In article qT%0f.397$fE5.223@fed1read06,
says...
The FBI Homeland Security Council have released the following profiling
characteristics for Internet newsgroup trolls.



99.3% have not brushed their teeth in the past 24 hours.


Yer trolling, right?

Ned Simmons

Nope. Just so sick of them, and those who want to talk politics that I
thought a glance at their inner lives was in order.

That's no where near as effective as posing an interesting metalworking
question.

"Mike Henry" wrote

That's no where near as effective as posing an interesting metalworking
question.

Ya got one? I'm up to it.

Steve, who loves metalworking minus the political troll bull****.

SteveB wrote:
"Ned Simmons" wrote in message
...

In article qT%0f.397$fE5.223@fed1read06,
says...

The FBI Homeland Security Council have released the following profiling
characteristics for Internet newsgroup trolls.



99.3% have not brushed their teeth in the past 24 hours.


Yer trolling, right?

Ned Simmons


Nope. Just so sick of them, and those who want to talk politics that I
thought a glance at their inner lives was in order.

Steve

Fair point, Steve. I thought the profile was pretty funny.

Chris