On Thu, 06 Oct 2005 09:22:17 GMT, Marc wrote:

SteveB wrote:

The FBI Homeland Security Council have released the following
profiling characteristics for Internet newsgroup trolls.



99.3% have not brushed their teeth in the past 24 hours.

They are likely to be renters.

They have sex frequently, but seldom with a partner.

They have menial minimum wage jobs.

At this moment, they need a haircut, a shave, and a bath.

They post between the hours of midnight and 4AM local time.

They wear the same underwear more than one day.

35% are on psychotropic medications, but don't take them regularly.

If they own a car, it is more than ten years old, and registered to
someone else.

40% travel by bicycle or public transportation.

21% live with parents.

They do not have a steady relationship.

At this moment, the garbage can where they live is full.

They average having sex 4.7 times a year, and that most frequently
with prostitutes.

97% are male.

88% are latent homosexuals.

On average, they play video games 1.8 hours a day.

73% were molested as children.

59% came from absent father households, or the mother was a dominating
control figure.

43% do not have a high school education.

At this moment, if they have a pet, it needs feed and water.

91% have not seen a dentist in the last five years.

.8% has military service.

36% are ex-felons.

8% have a history of child pornography.

46% have a history of domestic violence.

3% have permits to carry concealed firearms.

At this moment, they have 3 parking violations and one moving citation
outstanding.

11% attended a private religious denominational school.

56% are claustrophobic.




I have a feeling that these descriptions fit Gunner about 80 to 90%

Abrasha


Is that the same feeling you get when successfully crossing the street
all by yourself?

Gunner

"Pax Americana is a philosophy. Hardly an empire.
Making sure other people play nice and dont kill each other (and us)
off in job lots is hardly empire building, particularly when you give
them self determination under "play nice" rules.

Think of it as having your older brother knock the **** out of you
for torturing the cat." Gunner