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On Wed, 05 Oct 2005 22:21:18 -0700, Abrasha
wrote: I have a feeling that these descriptions fit Gunner about 80 to 90% :) Abrasha http://www.abrasha.com And yourself about 99.999999999 %. Congrats Abrasha, you just made my kill filter... idiot. BK |
Internet Troll Profile
The FBI Homeland Security Council have released the following profiling
characteristics for Internet newsgroup trolls. 99.3% have not brushed their teeth in the past 24 hours. They are likely to be renters. They have sex frequently, but seldom with a partner. They have menial minimum wage jobs. At this moment, they need a haircut, a shave, and a bath. They post between the hours of midnight and 4AM local time. They wear the same underwear more than one day. 35% are on psychotropic medications, but don't take them regularly. If they own a car, it is more than ten years old, and registered to someone else. 40% travel by bicycle or public transportation. 21% live with parents. They do not have a steady relationship. At this moment, the garbage can where they live is full. They average having sex 4.7 times a year, and that most frequently with prostitutes. 97% are male. 88% are latent homosexuals. On average, they play video games 1.8 hours a day. 73% were molested as children. 59% came from absent father households, or the mother was a dominating control figure. 43% do not have a high school education. At this moment, if they have a pet, it needs feed and water. 91% have not seen a dentist in the last five years. ..8% has military service. 36% are ex-felons. 8% have a history of child pornography. 46% have a history of domestic violence. 3% have permits to carry concealed firearms. At this moment, they have 3 parking violations and one moving citation outstanding. 11% attended a private religious denominational school. 56% are claustrophobic. These figures are not meant to outline or define an Internet newsgroup troll. Only to lend insight into the people you are communicating with. HTH. |
SteveB wrote:
The FBI Homeland Security Council have released the following profiling characteristics for Internet newsgroup trolls. 99.3% have not brushed their teeth in the past 24 hours. They are likely to be renters. They have sex frequently, but seldom with a partner. They have menial minimum wage jobs. At this moment, they need a haircut, a shave, and a bath. They post between the hours of midnight and 4AM local time. They wear the same underwear more than one day. 35% are on psychotropic medications, but don't take them regularly. If they own a car, it is more than ten years old, and registered to someone else. 40% travel by bicycle or public transportation. 21% live with parents. They do not have a steady relationship. At this moment, the garbage can where they live is full. They average having sex 4.7 times a year, and that most frequently with prostitutes. 97% are male. 88% are latent homosexuals. On average, they play video games 1.8 hours a day. 73% were molested as children. 59% came from absent father households, or the mother was a dominating control figure. 43% do not have a high school education. At this moment, if they have a pet, it needs feed and water. 91% have not seen a dentist in the last five years. .8% has military service. 36% are ex-felons. 8% have a history of child pornography. 46% have a history of domestic violence. 3% have permits to carry concealed firearms. At this moment, they have 3 parking violations and one moving citation outstanding. 11% attended a private religious denominational school. 56% are claustrophobic. I have a feeling that these descriptions fit Gunner about 80 to 90% :) Abrasha http://www.abrasha.com |
Abrasive wrote:
SteveB wrote: The FBI Homeland Security Council have released the following profiling characteristics for Internet newsgroup trolls. 99.3% have not brushed their teeth in the past 24 hours. They are likely to be renters. They have sex frequently, but seldom with a partner. They have menial minimum wage jobs. At this moment, they need a haircut, a shave, and a bath. They post between the hours of midnight and 4AM local time. They wear the same underwear more than one day. 35% are on psychotropic medications, but don't take them regularly. If they own a car, it is more than ten years old, and registered to someone else. 40% travel by bicycle or public transportation. 21% live with parents. They do not have a steady relationship. At this moment, the garbage can where they live is full. They average having sex 4.7 times a year, and that most frequently with prostitutes. 97% are male. 88% are latent homosexuals. On average, they play video games 1.8 hours a day. 73% were molested as children. 59% came from absent father households, or the mother was a dominating control figure. 43% do not have a high school education. At this moment, if they have a pet, it needs feed and water. 91% have not seen a dentist in the last five years. .8% has military service. 36% are ex-felons. 8% have a history of child pornography. 46% have a history of domestic violence. 3% have permits to carry concealed firearms. At this moment, they have 3 parking violations and one moving citation outstanding. 11% attended a private religious denominational school. 56% are claustrophobic. I have a feeling that these descriptions fit Gunner about 80 to 90% :) Abrasha http://www.abrasha.com Delta and U-haul are still ready, and Gunner lives just inland from you. Damn euro-trash IMHO Mark |
On Thu, 06 Oct 2005 09:22:17 GMT, Marc wrote:
SteveB wrote: The FBI Homeland Security Council have released the following profiling characteristics for Internet newsgroup trolls. 99.3% have not brushed their teeth in the past 24 hours. They are likely to be renters. They have sex frequently, but seldom with a partner. They have menial minimum wage jobs. At this moment, they need a haircut, a shave, and a bath. They post between the hours of midnight and 4AM local time. They wear the same underwear more than one day. 35% are on psychotropic medications, but don't take them regularly. If they own a car, it is more than ten years old, and registered to someone else. 40% travel by bicycle or public transportation. 21% live with parents. They do not have a steady relationship. At this moment, the garbage can where they live is full. They average having sex 4.7 times a year, and that most frequently with prostitutes. 97% are male. 88% are latent homosexuals. On average, they play video games 1.8 hours a day. 73% were molested as children. 59% came from absent father households, or the mother was a dominating control figure. 43% do not have a high school education. At this moment, if they have a pet, it needs feed and water. 91% have not seen a dentist in the last five years. .8% has military service. 36% are ex-felons. 8% have a history of child pornography. 46% have a history of domestic violence. 3% have permits to carry concealed firearms. At this moment, they have 3 parking violations and one moving citation outstanding. 11% attended a private religious denominational school. 56% are claustrophobic. I have a feeling that these descriptions fit Gunner about 80 to 90% :) Abrasha Is that the same feeling you get when successfully crossing the street all by yourself? Gunner "Pax Americana is a philosophy. Hardly an empire. Making sure other people play nice and dont kill each other (and us) off in job lots is hardly empire building, particularly when you give them self determination under "play nice" rules. Think of it as having your older brother knock the **** out of you for torturing the cat." Gunner |
On Wed, 5 Oct 2005 19:22:20 -0700, SteveB wrote:
The FBI Homeland Security Council have released the following profiling characteristics for Internet newsgroup trolls. (snip lots of wasted time) Does it have anything, SteveB, about people who give the trolls exactly the attention they crave? Why are you dancing for them, SteveB? |
"Dave Hinz" wrote in message ... On Wed, 5 Oct 2005 19:22:20 -0700, SteveB wrote: The FBI Homeland Security Council have released the following profiling characteristics for Internet newsgroup trolls. (snip lots of wasted time) Does it have anything, SteveB, about people who give the trolls exactly the attention they crave? Why are you dancing for them, SteveB? Well, Dave, maybe you should answer that. You, of course, know everything there is to know. Did I hit a nerve? How many of these things describe YOU? Steve |
On Thu, 6 Oct 2005 08:33:50 -0700, SteveB wrote:
"Dave Hinz" wrote in message ... On Wed, 5 Oct 2005 19:22:20 -0700, SteveB wrote: The FBI Homeland Security Council have released the following profiling characteristics for Internet newsgroup trolls. (snip lots of wasted time) Does it have anything, SteveB, about people who give the trolls exactly the attention they crave? Why are you dancing for them, SteveB? Well, Dave, maybe you should answer that. You, of course, know everything there is to know. Did I hit a nerve? How many of these things describe YOU? Hard to know, I didn't waste my time reading it. But, I do know that when a troll-feeder becomes as annoying as the trolls he's encouraging, there's an easy solution. (bet you know what's coming...) |
"Abrasha" wrote in message ... SteveB wrote: The FBI Homeland Security Council have released the following profiling characteristics for Internet newsgroup trolls. 99.3% have not brushed their teeth in the past 24 hours. They are likely to be renters. They have sex frequently, but seldom with a partner. They have menial minimum wage jobs. At this moment, they need a haircut, a shave, and a bath. They post between the hours of midnight and 4AM local time. They wear the same underwear more than one day. 35% are on psychotropic medications, but don't take them regularly. If they own a car, it is more than ten years old, and registered to someone else. 40% travel by bicycle or public transportation. 21% live with parents. They do not have a steady relationship. At this moment, the garbage can where they live is full. They average having sex 4.7 times a year, and that most frequently with prostitutes. 97% are male. 88% are latent homosexuals. On average, they play video games 1.8 hours a day. 73% were molested as children. 59% came from absent father households, or the mother was a dominating control figure. 43% do not have a high school education. At this moment, if they have a pet, it needs feed and water. 91% have not seen a dentist in the last five years. .8% has military service. 36% are ex-felons. 8% have a history of child pornography. 46% have a history of domestic violence. 3% have permits to carry concealed firearms. At this moment, they have 3 parking violations and one moving citation outstanding. 11% attended a private religious denominational school. 56% are claustrophobic. I have a feeling that these descriptions fit Gunner about 80 to 90% :) Abrasha Judging by your obsession with Gunner, I would think you would know. How many of these apply to YOU? Now, go brush your teeth, and do something with that armpit hair! Steve |
SteveB wrote:
40% travel by bicycle or public transportation. Well at least they aren't all bad then. |
"Dave Hinz" wrote in message ... On Thu, 6 Oct 2005 08:33:50 -0700, SteveB wrote: "Dave Hinz" wrote in message ... On Wed, 5 Oct 2005 19:22:20 -0700, SteveB wrote: The FBI Homeland Security Council have released the following profiling characteristics for Internet newsgroup trolls. (snip lots of wasted time) Does it have anything, SteveB, about people who give the trolls exactly the attention they crave? Why are you dancing for them, SteveB? Well, Dave, maybe you should answer that. You, of course, know everything there is to know. Did I hit a nerve? How many of these things describe YOU? Hard to know, I didn't waste my time reading it. But, I do know that when a troll-feeder becomes as annoying as the trolls he's encouraging, there's an easy solution. (bet you know what's coming...) Dave, be reasonable. (Hal to Dave in 2001, A Space Odyssey) |
"El Barista" wrote in message ... SteveB wrote: 40% travel by bicycle or public transportation. Well at least they aren't all bad then. And secondarily, they provide a lot of jobs to auto body repair men specializing in front end repairs. Steve |
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"Ned Simmons" wrote in message ... In article qT%0f.397$fE5.223@fed1read06, says... The FBI Homeland Security Council have released the following profiling characteristics for Internet newsgroup trolls. 99.3% have not brushed their teeth in the past 24 hours. Yer trolling, right? Ned Simmons Nope. Just so sick of them, and those who want to talk politics that I thought a glance at their inner lives was in order. Steve |
"SteveB" wrote in message news:dBj1f.1338$fE5.11@fed1read06... "Ned Simmons" wrote in message ... In article qT%0f.397$fE5.223@fed1read06, says... The FBI Homeland Security Council have released the following profiling characteristics for Internet newsgroup trolls. 99.3% have not brushed their teeth in the past 24 hours. Yer trolling, right? Ned Simmons Nope. Just so sick of them, and those who want to talk politics that I thought a glance at their inner lives was in order. That's no where near as effective as posing an interesting metalworking question. |
"Mike Henry" wrote That's no where near as effective as posing an interesting metalworking question. Ya got one? I'm up to it. Steve, who loves metalworking minus the political troll bull****. |
SteveB wrote:
"Ned Simmons" wrote in message ... In article qT%0f.397$fE5.223@fed1read06, says... The FBI Homeland Security Council have released the following profiling characteristics for Internet newsgroup trolls. 99.3% have not brushed their teeth in the past 24 hours. Yer trolling, right? Ned Simmons Nope. Just so sick of them, and those who want to talk politics that I thought a glance at their inner lives was in order. Steve Fair point, Steve. I thought the profile was pretty funny. Chris |
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