The FBI Homeland Security Council have released the following profiling
characteristics for Internet newsgroup trolls.



99.3% have not brushed their teeth in the past 24 hours.

They are likely to be renters.

They have sex frequently, but seldom with a partner.

They have menial minimum wage jobs.

At this moment, they need a haircut, a shave, and a bath.

They post between the hours of midnight and 4AM local time.

They wear the same underwear more than one day.

35% are on psychotropic medications, but don't take them regularly.

If they own a car, it is more than ten years old, and registered to someone
else.

40% travel by bicycle or public transportation.

21% live with parents.

They do not have a steady relationship.

At this moment, the garbage can where they live is full.

They average having sex 4.7 times a year, and that most frequently with
prostitutes.

97% are male.

88% are latent homosexuals.

On average, they play video games 1.8 hours a day.

73% were molested as children.

59% came from absent father households, or the mother was a dominating
control figure.

43% do not have a high school education.

At this moment, if they have a pet, it needs feed and water.

91% have not seen a dentist in the last five years.

..8% has military service.

36% are ex-felons.

8% have a history of child pornography.

46% have a history of domestic violence.

3% have permits to carry concealed firearms.

At this moment, they have 3 parking violations and one moving citation
outstanding.

11% attended a private religious denominational school.

56% are claustrophobic.



These figures are not meant to outline or define an Internet newsgroup
troll. Only to lend insight into the people you are communicating with.



HTH.