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Abrasive wrote:
SteveB wrote:
The FBI Homeland Security Council have released the following
profiling characteristics for Internet newsgroup trolls.
99.3% have not brushed their teeth in the past 24 hours.
They are likely to be renters.
They have sex frequently, but seldom with a partner.
They have menial minimum wage jobs.
At this moment, they need a haircut, a shave, and a bath.
They post between the hours of midnight and 4AM local time.
They wear the same underwear more than one day.
35% are on psychotropic medications, but don't take them regularly.
If they own a car, it is more than ten years old, and registered to
someone else.
40% travel by bicycle or public transportation.
21% live with parents.
They do not have a steady relationship.
At this moment, the garbage can where they live is full.
They average having sex 4.7 times a year, and that most frequently
with prostitutes.
97% are male.
88% are latent homosexuals.
On average, they play video games 1.8 hours a day.
73% were molested as children.
59% came from absent father households, or the mother was a dominating
control figure.
43% do not have a high school education.
At this moment, if they have a pet, it needs feed and water.
91% have not seen a dentist in the last five years.
.8% has military service.
36% are ex-felons.
8% have a history of child pornography.
46% have a history of domestic violence.
3% have permits to carry concealed firearms.
At this moment, they have 3 parking violations and one moving citation
outstanding.
11% attended a private religious denominational school.
56% are claustrophobic.
I have a feeling that these descriptions fit Gunner about 80 to 90%
Abrasha
http://www.abrasha.com
Delta and U-haul are still ready, and Gunner lives just inland from you.
Damn euro-trash
IMHO
Mark
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