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I'm not talking about big locked ones, just the silly 3 foot high ones that anyone can open. They clearly don't stop burglars as you just hop over it or open it.
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On Sat, 24 Nov 2018 22:38:07 +0000, Bruce Farquhar wrote:

I'm not talking about big locked ones, just the silly 3 foot high ones
that anyone can open. They clearly don't stop burglars as you just hop
over it or open it.


To indicate that your property is not a public right of way?

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I'm not talking about big locked ones, just the silly 3 foot high ones
that anyone can open. They clearly don't stop burglars as you just hop
over it or open it.


To indicate that your property is not a public right of way?


And troll-feeding senile idiot no.1 appeared to swallow the abnormal
Scottish attention whore's latest idiotic bait, hook, line and sinker! LOL
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On Sat, 24 Nov 2018 22:45:41 -0000, The Other John wrote:

On Sat, 24 Nov 2018 22:38:07 +0000, Bruce Farquhar wrote:

I'm not talking about big locked ones, just the silly 3 foot high ones
that anyone can open. They clearly don't stop burglars as you just hop
over it or open it.


To indicate that your property is not a public right of way?


But the only way you can go is to the front door. I'm talking about a normal house with a garden, not a huge mansion or farm estate.
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Bruce Farquhar wrote

I'm not talking about big locked ones, just the
silly 3 foot high ones that anyone can open.


Some are that anal. Some keep the dog in.

They clearly don't stop burglars
as you just hop over it or open it.



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On Sun, 25 Nov 2018 09:47:57 +1100, cantankerous trolling geezer Rot Speed,
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Some are that anal. Some keep the dog in.


And troll-feeding senile idiot no.2 couldn't resist sucking the unwashed
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Bruce Farquhar wrote

I'm not talking about big locked ones, just the
silly 3 foot high ones that anyone can open.


Some are that anal.


Probably.

Some keep the dog in.


A few, but 10 times as many gates here as dogs.

They clearly don't stop burglars
as you just hop over it or open it.

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On Sat, 24 Nov 2018 22:47:57 -0000, Rod Speed wrote:

Bruce Farquhar wrote

I'm not talking about big locked ones, just the
silly 3 foot high ones that anyone can open.


Some are that anal.


Probably.

Some keep the dog in.


A few, but 10 times as many gates here as dogs.

They clearly don't stop burglars
as you just hop over it or open it.

They put the gates there to make mental midgets go to usenet asking
stupid questions.
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On Sun, 25 Nov 2018 00:42:39 -0000, Clare Snyder wrote:

On Sat, 24 Nov 2018 23:56:31 -0000, "Bruce Farquhar"
wrote:

On Sat, 24 Nov 2018 22:47:57 -0000, Rod Speed wrote:

Bruce Farquhar wrote

I'm not talking about big locked ones, just the
silly 3 foot high ones that anyone can open.

Some are that anal.


Probably.

Some keep the dog in.


A few, but 10 times as many gates here as dogs.

They clearly don't stop burglars
as you just hop over it or open it.

They put the gates there to make mental midgets go to usenet asking
stupid questions.


They really annoy people like postmen, opening and closing 1000 of them a day.
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On Sat, 24 Nov 2018 23:56:31 -0000, "Bruce Farquhar"
wrote:

On Sat, 24 Nov 2018 22:47:57 -0000, Rod Speed
wrote:

Bruce Farquhar wrote

I'm not talking about big locked ones, just the
silly 3 foot high ones that anyone can open.

Some are that anal.

Probably.

Some keep the dog in.

A few, but 10 times as many gates here as dogs.

They clearly don't stop burglars
as you just hop over it or open it.

They put the gates there to make mental midgets go to usenet asking
stupid questions.


They really annoy people like postmen, opening and closing 1000 of them a
day.


None of ours do. They zoom up on their motorbikes and stuff
the letters into the letterbox which is never inside the gate.
http://www.skillsone.com.au/vidgallery/the-posties-run/
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On Sun, 25 Nov 2018 00:42:39 -0000, Clare Snyder
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On Sat, 24 Nov 2018 23:56:31 -0000, "Bruce Farquhar"
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On Sat, 24 Nov 2018 22:47:57 -0000, Rod Speed
wrote:

Bruce Farquhar wrote

I'm not talking about big locked ones, just the
silly 3 foot high ones that anyone can open.

Some are that anal.

Probably.

Some keep the dog in.

A few, but 10 times as many gates here as dogs.

They clearly don't stop burglars
as you just hop over it or open it.

*They put the gates there to make mental midgets go to usenet asking
stupid questions.


They really annoy people like postmen, opening and closing 1000 of them
a day.


How is that possible when you stated they can just hop over them?
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On Sat, 24 Nov 2018 22:47:57 -0000, Rod Speed
wrote:

Bruce Farquhar wrote

I'm not talking about big locked ones, just the
silly 3 foot high ones that anyone can open.

Some are that anal.


Probably.

Some keep the dog in.


A few, but 10 times as many gates here as dogs.

They clearly don't stop burglars
as you just hop over it or open it.


They put the gates there to make mental
midgets go to usenet asking stupid questions.


He's right.

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They put the gates there to make mental
midgets go to usenet asking stupid questions.


He's right.


He's a right sick asshole! And so are you, senile Ozzietard!

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On Sat, 24 Nov 2018 22:47:57 -0000, Rod Speed
wrote:

Bruce Farquhar wrote

I'm not talking about big locked ones, just the
silly 3 foot high ones that anyone can open.

Some are that anal.

Probably.

Some keep the dog in.

A few, but 10 times as many gates here as dogs.

They clearly don't stop burglars
as you just hop over it or open it.


They put the gates there to make mental
midgets go to usenet asking stupid questions.


He's right.


Me?
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On Sat, 24 Nov 2018 23:56:31 -0000, "Bruce Farquhar"
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On Sat, 24 Nov 2018 22:47:57 -0000, Rod Speed wrote:

Bruce Farquhar wrote

I'm not talking about big locked ones, just the
silly 3 foot high ones that anyone can open.

Some are that anal.


Probably.

Some keep the dog in.


A few, but 10 times as many gates here as dogs.

They clearly don't stop burglars
as you just hop over it or open it.

They put the gates there to make mental midgets go to usenet asking
stupid questions.


+27.9

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Clare Snyder posted for all of us...



On Sat, 24 Nov 2018 23:56:31 -0000, "Bruce Farquhar"
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On Sat, 24 Nov 2018 22:47:57 -0000, Rod Speed wrote:

Bruce Farquhar wrote

I'm not talking about big locked ones, just the
silly 3 foot high ones that anyone can open.

Some are that anal.

Probably.

Some keep the dog in.

A few, but 10 times as many gates here as dogs.

They clearly don't stop burglars
as you just hop over it or open it.

They put the gates there to make mental midgets go to usenet asking
stupid questions.


+27.9


I deduce this is fictitious figure. Google provides no specific meaning to it.
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Bruce Farquhar wrote

I'm not talking about big locked ones, just the
silly 3 foot high ones that anyone can open.


Some are that anal.


Probably.

Some keep the dog in.


A few, but 10 times as many gates here as dogs.


Not here. Few front gates here.

They clearly don't stop burglars
as you just hop over it or open it.


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Bruce Farquhar wrote

I'm not talking about big locked ones, just the
silly 3 foot high ones that anyone can open.

Some are that anal.


Probably.

Some keep the dog in.


A few, but 10 times as many gates here as dogs.


Not here. Few front gates here.


Aussies are a bit more down to earth if that's the right phrase.
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"Bruce Farquhar" wrote in message
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Bruce Farquhar wrote

I'm not talking about big locked ones, just the
silly 3 foot high ones that anyone can open.

Some are that anal.

Probably.

Some keep the dog in.

A few, but 10 times as many gates here as dogs.


Not here. Few front gates here.


Aussies are a bit more down to earth if that's the right phrase.


No it isnt.

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On Sat, 24 Nov 2018 22:47:57 -0000, Rod Speed
wrote:

Bruce Farquhar wrote

I'm not talking about big locked ones, just the
silly 3 foot high ones that anyone can open.


Some are that anal.


Probably.

Some keep the dog in.


A few, but 10 times as many gates here as dogs.


They keep out the dogs of those owners that decide to excercise them off
the lead and thus allow them to run into anyone's garden, **** on the
grass and run out again before the owner even catches up with them.

They also discourage other people's children from using the gardens
during games and damaging plants.

SteveW



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On Sun, 25 Nov 2018 21:55:00 -0000, Steve Walker wrote:

On 24/11/2018 23:56, Bruce Farquhar wrote:
On Sat, 24 Nov 2018 22:47:57 -0000, Rod Speed
wrote:

Bruce Farquhar wrote

I'm not talking about big locked ones, just the
silly 3 foot high ones that anyone can open.

Some are that anal.


Probably.

Some keep the dog in.


A few, but 10 times as many gates here as dogs.


They keep out the dogs of those owners that decide to excercise them off
the lead and thus allow them to run into anyone's garden, **** on the
grass and run out again before the owner even catches up with them.

They also discourage other people's children from using the gardens
during games and damaging plants.


I'm glad I don't live where you do. But I see gates in nice areas too.
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On 24/11/2018 23:56, Bruce Farquhar wrote:
On Sat, 24 Nov 2018 22:47:57 -0000, Rod Speed
wrote:

Bruce Farquhar wrote

I'm not talking about big locked ones, just the
silly 3 foot high ones that anyone can open.

Some are that anal.

Probably.

Some keep the dog in.

A few, but 10 times as many gates here as dogs.


They keep out the dogs of those owners that decide to excercise them off
the lead and thus allow them to run into anyone's garden, **** on the
grass and run out again before the owner even catches up with them.

They also discourage other people's children from using the gardens
during games and damaging plants.


I'm glad I don't live where you do.* But I see gates in nice areas too.


We're in a pretty nice are, but some dog owners are just awful people.
We actually don't have gates (the drive being too short to close them
once the car is in, unless they are illegally opened out, over the
pavement), but there have been a few times that I have wished that we
did. There is always a small percentage of dog owners that will "walk"
their dog by letting it off the lead and strolling along, letting the
dog roam ahead. They are the same sort of owner that let the dog make a
mess on the grass verges and doesn't clean it up, despite many
passengers having to access cars via the verges and being unable to see
what's there in the dark; those that walk the dogs on the playing fields
where people will later be playing football or rugby; or those that have
dogs, but leave them alone all day, barking, whining, fretting and
annoying the neighbours.

I have no complaint at all with the responsible owners, as their dogs
cause no bother to anyone.

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On 24/11/2018 23:56, Bruce Farquhar wrote:
On Sat, 24 Nov 2018 22:47:57 -0000, Rod Speed
wrote:

Bruce Farquhar wrote

I'm not talking about big locked ones, just the
silly 3 foot high ones that anyone can open.

Some are that anal.


Probably.

Some keep the dog in.


A few, but 10 times as many gates here as dogs.


They keep out the dogs of those owners that decide to excercise them off
the lead and thus allow them to run into anyone's garden, **** on the
grass and run out again before the owner even catches up with them.


Yeah, I got conned into stuffing letterboxes with local council
election flyers when a mate of mine was running for the local
council. Our letterboxes are all on the front fence line, not
in the front door. Knew the ****ing great alsatian would
love to come with me. I never had him on a lead, he much
preferred to go where he liked. Came to one place with a
absolutely immaculately groomed big front garden with
the old bugger farting around with some of the flowers.
I used to feed the dog the dry dog food which produces
enormous turds due to the indigestible cereals in the food.

Needless to say the dog chose his immaculate lawn
to drop an enormous turd right in the middle of it.
I thought the old bugger was gunna have a heart
attack on the spot. I just grinned and stuffed his
letterbox. Doubt we actually got his vote.

They also discourage other people's children from using the gardens during
games and damaging plants.


Wouldn't stop my neighbours kids. They loved my jungle
and my trees that left their own trees for dead. One of the
girls managed to fall out of one with ruler in her mouth.
Another boy managed to **** over one tree so badly
that it never grew straight again. The stump is still there
40 years later.

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On Mon, 26 Nov 2018 09:35:41 +1100, cantankerous trolling geezer Rot Speed,
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Yeah, I got conned into stuffing letterboxes with local council
election flyers when a mate of mine was running for the local
council. Our letterboxes are all on the front fence line, not
in the front door. Knew the ****ing great alsatian would
love to come with me. I never had him on a lead, he much
preferred to go where he liked. Came to one place with a
absolutely immaculately groomed big front garden with
the old bugger farting around with some of the flowers.
I used to feed the dog the dry dog food which produces
enormous turds due to the indigestible cereals in the food.

Needless to say the dog chose his immaculate lawn
to drop an enormous turd right in the middle of it.
I thought the old bugger was gunna have a heart
attack on the spot. I just grinned and stuffed his
letterbox. Doubt we actually got his vote.

They also discourage other people's children from using the gardens during
games and damaging plants.


Wouldn't stop my neighbours kids. They loved my jungle
and my trees that left their own trees for dead. One of the
girls managed to fall out of one with ruler in her mouth.
Another boy managed to **** over one tree so badly
that it never grew straight again. The stump is still there
40 years later.


Wow! So much **** to ignore! You REALLY got NOBODY in RL to talk to, right,
you abnormal senile cretin? It just KEEPS showing! BG

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They keep out the dogs of those owners that decide to excercise them off
the lead and thus allow them to run into anyone's garden, **** on the
grass and run out again before the owner even catches up with them.

They also discourage other people's children from using the gardens
during games and damaging plants.

SteveW


Troll-feeding asshole!


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Bruce Farquhar wrote
I'm not talking about big locked ones, just the silly 3 foot high ones
that anyone can open.


Some are that anal. Some keep the dog in.


They also keep other peoples dogs out.

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Bruce Farquhar wrote
I'm not talking about big locked ones, just the silly 3 foot high ones
that anyone can open.


Some are that anal. Some keep the dog in.


They also keep other peoples dogs out.


Do you have that many dogs not on a lead ?

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On 24/11/2018 22:47, Rod Speed wrote:
Bruce Farquhar wrote
I'm not talking about big locked ones, just the silly 3 foot high
ones that anyone can open.

Some are that anal. Some keep the dog in.


They also keep other peoples dogs out.


Do you have that many dogs not on a lead ?


It only takes one being exercised off the lead each day to keep ****ting
on the grass.

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Bruce Farquhar wrote
I'm not talking about big locked ones, just the silly 3 foot high
ones that anyone can open.

Some are that anal. Some keep the dog in.

They also keep other peoples dogs out.


Do you have that many dogs not on a lead ?


It only takes one being exercised off the lead each day to keep ****ting
on the grass.


Then take revenge on the ****wit who allows it to do so. Is it not illegal where you are to permit a dog to foul a public (or presumably someone else's private) land? In the UK I believe the fine is £250. All you need is CCTV footage.
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They are pretty.
Locks only keep out the honest.
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They are pretty.
Locks only keep out the honest.


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On Sat, 24 Nov 2018 23:02:04 -0000, Thomas wrote:

They are pretty.
Locks only keep out the honest.


And petty theiving kids.
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On Sat, 24 Nov 2018 23:02:04 -0000, Thomas wrote:

They are pretty.
Locks only keep out the honest.


And petty theiving kids.


Not here. We do have gates with almost all pools
and even a gate doesn't stop the worst of them.
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/pa...c3ffcbfea4a0bd

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On Sat, 24 Nov 2018 23:02:04 -0000, Thomas wrote:

They are pretty.
Locks only keep out the honest.


And petty theiving kids.


Not here. We do have gates with almost all pools
and even a gate doesn't stop the worst of them.


I was talking about locks, and on things that cannot be scaled, like a front door to a house.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/pa...c3ffcbfea4a0bd


That's the kid's problem. And their parents for not simply teaching them to swim. Pools here don't generally have fences. Kids can either swim or aren't stupid enough to go into a pool when they can't.


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On Sat, 24 Nov 2018 23:02:04 -0000, Thomas wrote:

They are pretty.
Locks only keep out the honest.

And petty theiving kids.


Not here. We do have gates with almost all pools
and even a gate doesn't stop the worst of them.


I was talking about locks,


That one is locked. All pool fence gates have to be.

and on things that cannot be scaled,


That little monkey shows that they all can be.

like a front door to a house.


Bet that wont stop that one when get gets older.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/pa...c3ffcbfea4a0bd


That's the kid's problem.


No problem for him.

And their parents for not simply teaching them to swim.


No point in his case, there was no pool yet.

Pools here don't generally have fences.


Only because there are **** all pools there.

Fly into Sydney, you will see that most have them here.
https://www.google.com.au/maps/@-33..../data=!3m1!1e3

Kids can either swim or aren't stupid enough to go into a pool when they
can't.


Even sillier than you usually manage and that's saying something.

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On Sun, 25 Nov 2018 01:03:20 -0000, Rod Speed wrote:



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On Sat, 24 Nov 2018 23:02:04 -0000, Thomas wrote:

They are pretty.
Locks only keep out the honest.

And petty theiving kids.


Not here. We do have gates with almost all pools
and even a gate doesn't stop the worst of them.


I was talking about locks, and on things that cannot be scaled, like a front door to a house.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/pa...c3ffcbfea4a0bd


That's the kid's problem. And their parents for not simply teaching them to swim. Pools here don't generally have fences. Kids can either swim or aren't stupid enough to go into a pool when they can't.


In most US states a fence or other barrier is required around pools.
There are plenty of rules about fence height, latch height, gates must
open out and be self latching.
If you have a compliant fence and a kid still gets in, you have a
pretty safe position if they try to sue you.
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On Sun, 25 Nov 2018 12:03:20 +1100, "Rod Speed"
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On Sat, 24 Nov 2018 23:02:04 -0000, Thomas wrote:

They are pretty.
Locks only keep out the honest.


And petty theiving kids.


Not here. We do have gates with almost all pools
and even a gate doesn't stop the worst of them.
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/pa...c3ffcbfea4a0bd


If the kid is that smart, they should have taught him to swim by now.
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On Sat, 24 Nov 2018 23:02:04 -0000, Thomas wrote:

They are pretty.
Locks only keep out the honest.

And petty theiving kids.


Not here. We do have gates with almost all pools
and even a gate doesn't stop the worst of them.
https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/pa...c3ffcbfea4a0bd


If the kid is that smart, they should have taught him to swim by now.


They decided it was too risky and decided to not have the pool till he is
older.

One hell of a stink on facebook when she first posted the video.

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On Sun, 25 Nov 2018 12:03:20 +1100, cantankerous trolling geezer Rot Speed,
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LOL He said it again, the pathological senile idiot!

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