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Monster storm, you guys ready on the east coast?
It's coming to get cha...
Three things needed in life: food, warmth and shelter. Good luck from sunny global warming Nevada. |
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On 01/22/2016 02:58 PM, Oren wrote:
It's coming to get cha... Three things needed in life: food, warmth and shelter. Good luck from sunny global warming Nevada. Its raining here. Hopefully my favorite fishing hole won't dry up again this year. Had some garlic sprout in my garden I planted two years ago and missed harvesting last year. Rats! The stuff is YUMMY too. It never rains in Southern Nevada. |
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On Fri, 22 Jan 2016 15:02:51 -0800, T wrote:
On 01/22/2016 02:58 PM, Oren wrote: It's coming to get cha... Three things needed in life: food, warmth and shelter. Good luck from sunny global warming Nevada. Its raining here. Hopefully my favorite fishing hole won't dry up again this year. Had some garlic sprout in my garden I planted two years ago and missed harvesting last year. Rats! The stuff is YUMMY too. It never rains in Southern Nevada. Sure it rains here. Ten minutes after you wash the car. Just enough to make it dirty again. |
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On 1/22/2016 5:58 PM, Oren wrote:
It's coming to get cha... Three things needed in life: food, warmth and shelter. Good luck from sunny global warming Nevada. I just wish it was not the first big snow. People would not appear as panicky. Only concern I have is lose of power as my generator cannot handle the whole house. Most important thing is that I have enough beer. I posted elsewhere that media might blame Cruz for government shutdown. |
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On 01/22/2016 03:14 PM, Oren wrote:
On Fri, 22 Jan 2016 15:02:51 -0800, T wrote: On 01/22/2016 02:58 PM, Oren wrote: It's coming to get cha... Three things needed in life: food, warmth and shelter. Good luck from sunny global warming Nevada. Its raining here. Hopefully my favorite fishing hole won't dry up again this year. Had some garlic sprout in my garden I planted two years ago and missed harvesting last year. Rats! The stuff is YUMMY too. It never rains in Southern Nevada. Sure it rains here. Ten minutes after you wash the car. Just enough to make it dirty again. Wait, you are from Nevada and you actually wash you car? Something is wrong with this picture? |
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On 01/22/2016 03:25 PM, Frank wrote:
On 1/22/2016 5:58 PM, Oren wrote: It's coming to get cha... Three things needed in life: food, warmth and shelter. Good luck from sunny global warming Nevada. I just wish it was not the first big snow. People would not appear as panicky. Only concern I have is lose of power as my generator cannot handle the whole house. Most important thing is that I have enough beer. I posted elsewhere that media might blame Cruz for government shutdown. If it does, our wallets are safe from the Dems and the RINOs till the snow melts |
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On Fri, 22 Jan 2016 15:50:13 -0800, T wrote:
On 01/22/2016 03:14 PM, Oren wrote: On Fri, 22 Jan 2016 15:02:51 -0800, T wrote: On 01/22/2016 02:58 PM, Oren wrote: It's coming to get cha... Three things needed in life: food, warmth and shelter. Good luck from sunny global warming Nevada. Its raining here. Hopefully my favorite fishing hole won't dry up again this year. Had some garlic sprout in my garden I planted two years ago and missed harvesting last year. Rats! The stuff is YUMMY too. It never rains in Southern Nevada. Sure it rains here. Ten minutes after you wash the car. Just enough to make it dirty again. Wait, you are from Nevada and you actually wash you car? Something is wrong with this picture? No. The wife gets it washed. Then she makes me a sammich. |
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On 01/22/2016 03:56 PM, Oren wrote:
On Fri, 22 Jan 2016 15:50:13 -0800, T wrote: On 01/22/2016 03:14 PM, Oren wrote: On Fri, 22 Jan 2016 15:02:51 -0800, T wrote: On 01/22/2016 02:58 PM, Oren wrote: It's coming to get cha... Three things needed in life: food, warmth and shelter. Good luck from sunny global warming Nevada. Its raining here. Hopefully my favorite fishing hole won't dry up again this year. Had some garlic sprout in my garden I planted two years ago and missed harvesting last year. Rats! The stuff is YUMMY too. It never rains in Southern Nevada. Sure it rains here. Ten minutes after you wash the car. Just enough to make it dirty again. Wait, you are from Nevada and you actually wash you car? Something is wrong with this picture? No. The wife gets it washed. Then she makes me a sammich. Okay then. All is right with the world. She mow the lawn too? |
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On 01/22/2016 02:58 PM, Oren wrote:
It's coming to get cha... Three things needed in life: food, warmth and shelter. Good luck from sunny global warming Nevada. My wife just heard a story about thems complaining about having to drive 35 miles an hour. My wife said "we call that Wednesday". :-) |
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On Fri, 22 Jan 2016 18:25:40 -0500, Frank "frank wrote:
I just wish it was not the first big snow. People would not appear as panicky. Only concern I have is lose of power as my generator cannot handle the whole house. Most important thing is that I have enough beer. I'm guessing the store shelves are being emptied. Same happens in hurricanes and other major storms, Stay warm. I posted elsewhere that media might blame Cruz for government shutdown. .... of course |
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On 01/22/2016 04:32 PM, Oren wrote:
On Fri, 22 Jan 2016 18:25:40 -0500, Frank "frank wrote: I just wish it was not the first big snow. People would not appear as panicky. Only concern I have is lose of power as my generator cannot handle the whole house. Most important thing is that I have enough beer. I'm guessing the store shelves are being emptied. Same happens in hurricanes and other major storms, Stay warm. I posted elsewhere that media might blame Cruz for government shutdown. ... of course I though it was Bush W.'s (RINO-TX) fault? |
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Yeah we're ready up here. More snow within 50 miles of
NYC than in Anchorage Alaska the past two winters ('13-14 and '14-15). |
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Per Frank:
Most important thing is that I have enough beer. +1... and my neighbor just gave me a case for watching his cats while they were away.... And... for those of us who don't want to walk to the window, my granddaughter just gave me this: http:\\IsItRaining.in/Paoli-PA -- Pete Cresswell |
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On 01/22/2016 05:26 PM, (PeteCresswell) wrote:
Per Frank: Most important thing is that I have enough beer. And if the power goes out, you can stick them in the snow to keep them cold. +1... and my neighbor just gave me a case for watching his cats while they were away.... "his" and "cats". Hmmmm. And... for those of us who don't want to walk to the window, my granddaughter just gave me this: http:\\IsItRaining.in/Paoli-PA €śIgnorant people think it is the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it is the sickening grammar that they use.€ť €• Mark Twain |
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On Fri, 22 Jan 2016 18:25:40 -0500, Frank "frank wrote: I just wish it was not the first big snow. People would not appear as panicky. Only concern I have is lose of power as my generator cannot handle the whole house. Most important thing is that I have enough beer. I'm guessing the store shelves are being emptied. Same happens in hurricanes and other major storms, Stay warm. I posted elsewhere that media might blame Cruz for government shutdown. ... of course My DIL was telling the wife today that the Kroger they shop at had on their sign "no bread , no milk , no TP" . Memphis got almost half an inch of snow ... I fired up the Rusty Tractor today and scraped some of the ice from my driveway and a part of our road that doesn't get alot of sun . Haven't been to town for several days except to drop off and pick up the wife from work . I think she wants to do a little grocery shopping after work tomorrow , but we already have plenty of TP , milk , and I make our bread . -- Snag |
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On Fri, 22 Jan 2016 19:36:44 -0600, "Terry Coombs"
wrote: My DIL was telling the wife today that the Kroger they shop at had on their sign "no bread , no milk , no TP" . Memphis got almost half an inch of snow ... I fired up the Rusty Tractor today and scraped some of the ice from my driveway and a part of our road that doesn't get alot of sun . Haven't been to town for several days except to drop off and pick up the wife from work . I think she wants to do a little grocery shopping after work tomorrow , but we already have plenty of TP , milk , and I make our bread . That must be tragic. I bet BBQ ribs are hard to get near Memphis. Catfish in the river must really be cold, too |
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On 01/22/2016 04:02 PM, T wrote:
It never rains in Southern Nevada. You can tell that by looking at Lake Merde... |
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On 01/22/2016 05:32 PM, Oren wrote:
I'm guessing the store shelves are being emptied. Same happens in hurricanes and other major storms, Stay warm. Can't do a real hurricane without plenty of beer, chips, and dip. |
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On Fri, 22 Jan 2016 16:06:10 -0800, T wrote:
On 01/22/2016 02:58 PM, Oren wrote: It's coming to get cha... Three things needed in life: food, warmth and shelter. Good luck from sunny global warming Nevada. My wife just heard a story about thems complaining about having to drive 35 miles an hour. My wife said "we call that Wednesday". :-) Traffic is light on Wednesday, is it?? |
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On Fri, 22 Jan 2016 16:58:42 -0600, Oren wrote:
It's coming to get cha... Three things needed in life: food, warmth and shelter. Good luck from sunny global warming Nevada. The guys at the Tomb of the Unknowns keep doing their thing. From ABC News: http://preview.alturl.com/k35sx -- Using Opera's mail client: http://www.opera.com/mail/ |
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On Fri, 22 Jan 2016 15:51:16 -0800, T wrote:
On 01/22/2016 03:25 PM, Frank wrote: On 1/22/2016 5:58 PM, Oren wrote: It's coming to get cha... Three things needed in life: food, warmth and shelter. Good luck from sunny global warming Nevada. I just wish it was not the first big snow. People would not appear as panicky. Only concern I have is lose of power as my generator cannot handle the whole house. Most important thing is that I have enough beer. I posted elsewhere that media might blame Cruz for government shutdown. If it does, our wallets are safe from the Dems and the RINOs till the snow melts I keep hoping that Washington DC falls into the ocean !!! It would be so nice to read this newsgroup without any political postings. Yep, make sure you got enough beer. It takes a lot of beer for fuel to shovel thru 28 feet of snow! |
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On 1/22/2016 7:01 PM, T wrote:
On 01/22/2016 03:56 PM, Oren wrote: On Fri, 22 Jan 2016 15:50:13 -0800, T wrote: On 01/22/2016 03:14 PM, Oren wrote: On Fri, 22 Jan 2016 15:02:51 -0800, T wrote: On 01/22/2016 02:58 PM, Oren wrote: It's coming to get cha... Three things needed in life: food, warmth and shelter. Good luck from sunny global warming Nevada. Its raining here. Hopefully my favorite fishing hole won't dry up again this year. Had some garlic sprout in my garden I planted two years ago and missed harvesting last year. Rats! The stuff is YUMMY too. It never rains in Southern Nevada. Sure it rains here. Ten minutes after you wash the car. Just enough to make it dirty again. Wait, you are from Nevada and you actually wash you car? Something is wrong with this picture? No. The wife gets it washed. Then she makes me a sammich. Okay then. All is right with the world. She mow the lawn too? Lawns in Nevada? Surely you jest. |
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Oren wrote:
On Fri, 22 Jan 2016 19:36:44 -0600, "Terry Coombs" wrote: My DIL was telling the wife today that the Kroger they shop at had on their sign "no bread , no milk , no TP" . Memphis got almost half an inch of snow ... I fired up the Rusty Tractor today and scraped some of the ice from my driveway and a part of our road that doesn't get alot of sun . Haven't been to town for several days except to drop off and pick up the wife from work . I think she wants to do a little grocery shopping after work tomorrow , but we already have plenty of TP , milk , and I make our bread . That must be tragic. I bet BBQ ribs are hard to get near Memphis. Catfish in the river must really be cold, too Ribs hard to get in Memphis ? Shirley you jest ! Actually , I've been debating whether the turkey or the pork butt will be next on my smoker ... Or maybe I misinterpreted and you mean that the stores are sold out of ribs ... probably not , the most common ethnic group there doesn't do cold well . Not a lot of grillin' going on in this weather . I think it'll be the turkey , we had a big ham for Christmas/New years . -- Snag |
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On Fri, 22 Jan 2016 21:48:52 -0600, "Terry Coombs"
wrote: My DIL was telling the wife today that the Kroger they shop at had on their sign "no bread , no milk , no TP" . Memphis got almost half an inch of snow ... HALF AN INCH ??????? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...... When we get a half inch of snow we sweep the porch with a broom and go on with normal life! Hell, when we got 14 inches of snow a few weeks ago, we had some delays, and had to do some work, but everyone survived, and the stores had nearly full shelves! |
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On 1/22/2016 10:33 PM, Meanie wrote:
Okay then. All is right with the world. She mow the lawn too? Lawns in Nevada? Surely you jest. Sadly, no. People moved there from the east and had to have lawns. There are programs now to replace them with natural landscape that uses no water. |
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On Fri, 22 Jan 2016 22:02:37 -0600, "Terry Coombs"
wrote: wrote: On Fri, 22 Jan 2016 15:51:16 -0800, T wrote: till the snow melts I keep hoping that Washington DC falls into the ocean !!! It would be so nice to read this newsgroup without any political postings. Yep, make sure you got enough beer. It takes a lot of beer for fuel to shovel thru 28 feet of snow! Shovel ? Screw that , that's why I bought a tractor with a blade on the front . Sittin' out in the yard right now with a full tank of gas and chains on , ready for the next round . How can you find the tractor under 28 ft. of snow ? |
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On Fri, 22 Jan 2016 22:26:55 -0600, "Terry Coombs"
wrote: wrote: On Fri, 22 Jan 2016 21:48:52 -0600, "Terry Coombs" wrote: My DIL was telling the wife today that the Kroger they shop at had on their sign "no bread , no milk , no TP" . Memphis got almost half an inch of snow ... HALF AN INCH ??????? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...... When we get a half inch of snow we sweep the porch with a broom and go on with normal life! Hell, when we got 14 inches of snow a few weeks ago, we had some delays, and had to do some work, but everyone survived, and the stores had nearly full shelves! That's because where you live snow is not unusual . Where they live , snow is unusual and is almost always preceded by an ice/sleet/freezing rain storm that lays down a base of ice under the snow . Same here where I live - I have chains for everything but the Harley . Some neighborhoods in Memphis won't see a snow plow at all , depending on how much they get . So people feel the need to stock up . I don't understand the B/M/TP thing my self as we always have that stuff on hand . I do check my liquor supply though ... and make sure I have gas for the generator and tractor . The need for all that TP says a lot! A bunch of ASSHOLES LOL |
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On 1/22/2016 4:58 PM, Oren wrote:
It's coming to get cha... Three things needed in life: food, warmth and shelter. Good luck from sunny global warming Nevada. A cold weather tip on CNN... if you lose power don't use the BBQ grill inside the house for heat. |
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My 2 Cents wrote:
On 1/22/2016 4:58 PM, Oren wrote: It's coming to get cha... Three things needed in life: food, warmth and shelter. Good luck from sunny global warming Nevada. A cold weather tip on CNN... if you lose power don't use the BBQ grill inside the house for heat. Today it was 9 deg. C with sunny, sky Chinook wind blowing from the West. Expect about half of an inch snow on Sunday. That's about it. |
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On Fri, 22 Jan 2016 22:58:19 -0600, My 2 Cents wrote:
On 1/22/2016 4:58 PM, Oren wrote: It's coming to get cha... Three things needed in life: food, warmth and shelter. Good luck from sunny global warming Nevada. A cold weather tip on CNN... if you lose power don't use the BBQ grill inside the house for heat. Thats right. Instead, bring a metal garbage can inside the house, cut a 6 inch hole in the lid and stick a 6" furnace pipe in that hole, run the other end of the pipe out a window. Smash up all your furniture, and burn it in that can. This is NOT a joke. Back in the 70's I was renting a duplex. The landlord lived in another state. He told me that if I rented out the furnished upper flat, and do all maintenance in the building, I'd get my rent for half price. I rented it out, and soon found out the guys were on drugs. They did exactly what I said above. I found out when the hall was full of smoke, and went into their apartment. They were not home, the furniture was all busted up, and the whole place was full of smoke. I called the fire dept. and the police came too. The police waited for them to return, and arrested at least one of them after finding drugs in there. I evicted them immediately. Normally they're supposed to get a writen notice and all of that, but the police told them to get out or face more legal charges. They left! I had to repaint the whole upper flat and hallway. Get new furniture and so on. The landlord pressed charges, but never got paid for the damages. After that, I got a decent tenant, and he was pleased. (and so was I). All of this because they could not pay their gas bill! |
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On Friday, January 22, 2016 at 11:58:13 PM UTC-5, My 2 Cents wrote:
On 1/22/2016 4:58 PM, Oren wrote: It's coming to get cha... Three things needed in life: food, warmth and shelter. Good luck from sunny global warming Nevada. A cold weather tip on CNN... if you lose power don't use the BBQ grill inside the house for heat. I bring this inside when the power goes off. Light and heat. http://i440.photobucket.com/albums/q...ps9ojfvuwi.jpg |
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On 01/22/2016 08:16 PM, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
On 1/22/2016 10:33 PM, Meanie wrote: Okay then. All is right with the world. She mow the lawn too? Lawns in Nevada? Surely you jest. Sadly, no. People moved there from the east and had to have lawns. There are programs now to replace them with natural landscape that uses no water. In Northern Nevada, almost every "city" house has a lawn. Country houses do not. |
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On Fri, 22 Jan 2016 22:26:55 -0600, "Terry Coombs" wrote: wrote: On Fri, 22 Jan 2016 21:48:52 -0600, "Terry Coombs" wrote: My DIL was telling the wife today that the Kroger they shop at had on their sign "no bread , no milk , no TP" . Memphis got almost half an inch of snow ... HALF AN INCH ??????? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...... When we get a half inch of snow we sweep the porch with a broom and go on with normal life! Hell, when we got 14 inches of snow a few weeks ago, we had some delays, and had to do some work, but everyone survived, and the stores had nearly full shelves! That's because where you live snow is not unusual . Where they live , snow is unusual and is almost always preceded by an ice/sleet/freezing rain storm that lays down a base of ice under the snow . Same here where I live - I have chains for everything but the Harley . Some neighborhoods in Memphis won't see a snow plow at all , depending on how much they get . So people feel the need to stock up . I don't understand the B/M/TP thing my self as we always have that stuff on hand . I do check my liquor supply though ... and make sure I have gas for the generator and tractor . The need for all that TP says a lot! A bunch of ASSHOLES LOL And you're a prick . So what's your point ? -- Snag |
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On 1/22/2016 7:32 PM, Oren wrote:
I'm guessing the store shelves are being emptied. Same happens in hurricanes and other major storms, Stay warm. About a week ago, I gassed up the snow blower, made sure it ran. Not going to enjoy this storm. My part of NYS (western end) gets lake effect snow off two Great Lakes. We can get burried badly in snow. Hoping the power stays on. -- .. Christopher A. Young learn more about Jesus .. www.lds.org .. .. |
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On 1/22/2016 11:30 PM, wrote:
On Fri, 22 Jan 2016 22:02:37 -0600, "Terry Coombs" wrote: Yep, make sure you got enough beer. It takes a lot of beer for fuel to shovel thru 28 feet of snow! Shovel ? Screw that , that's why I bought a tractor with a blade on the front . Sittin' out in the yard right now with a full tank of gas and chains on , ready for the next round . How can you find the tractor under 28 ft. of snow ? Terry probably has one of those tall stalks with an orange triangle flag on top. -- .. Christopher A. Young learn more about Jesus .. www.lds.org .. .. |
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On 1/22/2016 11:58 PM, My 2 Cents wrote:
Three things needed in life: food, warmth and shelter. A cold weather tip on CNN... if you lose power don't use the BBQ grill inside the house for heat. Charcoal is also a no-no. Really pumps out carbon monoxide. Every few years there is a story about a family who lost power. Papa goes out and lights up some charcoal and brings it indoors. The family huddles over the heat source, and promptly dies of carbon monoxide. -- .. Christopher A. Young learn more about Jesus .. www.lds.org .. .. |
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Per Stormin Mormon:
My part of NYS (western end) gets lake effect snow off two Great Lakes. We can get burried badly in snow. Hoping the power stays on. Two experiences from my only trip to lake effect snow country: - They weren't plowing the roads up there. They just ran graders over them to smooth out the snow. Only blacktop I saw during two daysd was a rough circle about 50' across where the two main streets in Watertown intersected. Never saw a stuck or spun-out vehicle. - I was cross-country skiing through this grove of very small (I thought) evergreen trees. Got some ice under a binding, stopped, took off that ski, removed the ice. Then I thought "Well, let's take off the other ski and clean any little ice off of that too." Stepped off the remaining ski and "Plooomph !!!!". Turns out those were not very small trees. Instead they were mature christmas trees 7-8' tall and I was over my head in snow, scared out of my wits. Everybody's seen this one, right? ================================================== ================ Welcome to the "Lake Effect Snow" in Northern New York. ------------------------------------------------------------------ December 8 - 6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses Print. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow! December 9 - We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a more lovely place in the Whole World? Moving here was the best idea I've ever had. Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a boy again. I did both our driveway and the sidewalks. This afternoon the snowplow came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again. What a perfect life. December 12 - The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a disappointment. My neighbor tells me not to worry, we'll definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be awful! Bob says we'll have so much snow by the end of winter, that I'll never want to see snow again. I don't think that's possible. Bob is such a nice man, I'm glad he's our neighbor. December 14 - Snow lovely snow! 8" last night. The temperature dropped to -20. The cold makes everything sparkle so. The wind took my breath away, but I warmed up by shoveling the driveway and sidewalks. This is the life! The snowplow came back this afternoon and buried everything again. I didn't realize I would have to do quite this much shoveling, but I'll certainly get back in shape this way. I wish I wouldn't huff and puff so. December 15 - 20 inches forecast. Sold my van and bought a 4x4 Blazer. Bought snow tires for the wife's car and 2 extra shovels. Stocked the freezer. The wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out. I think that's silly. We aren't in Alaska, after all. December 16 - Ice storm this morning. Fell on my ass on the ice in the driveway putting down salt. Hurt like hell. The wife laughed for an hour, Which I think was very cruel. December 17 - Still way below freezing. Roads are too icy to go anywhere. Electricity was off for 5 hours. I had to pile the blankets on to stay warm. Nothing to do but stare at the wife and try not to irritate her. Guess I should've bought a wood stove, but won't admit it to her. God I hate it when she's right. I can't believe I'm freezing to death in my own living room. December 20 - Electricity's back on, but had another 14" of the damn stuff last night. More shoveling. Took all day. Goddamn snowplow came by twice. Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but they said they're too busy playing hockey. I think they're lying. Called the only hardware store around to see about buying a snow blower and they're out. Might have another shipment in March. I think they're lying. Bob says I have to shovel or the city will have it done and bill me. I think he's lying. December 22 - Bob was right about a white Christmas because 13 more inches of the white **** fell today, and it's so cold it probably won't melt till August. Took me 45 minutes to get all dressed up to go out to shovel and then I had to ****. By the time I got undressed, ****ed and dressed again. I was too tired to shovel. Tried to hire Bob who has a plow on his truck for the rest of the winter; but he says he's too busy. I think the jerk is lying. December 23 - Only 2" of snow today. And it warmed up to 0. The wife wanted me to decorate the front of the house this morning. What, is she nuts??? Why didn't she tell me to do that a month ago??? She says she did but I think she's lying. December 24 - 6". Snow packed so hard by snowplow, I broke the shovel. Thought I was having a heart attack. If I ever catch the son of a bitch who drives that snow plow I'll drag him through the snow by his balls and beat him to death with my broken shovel. I know he hides around the corner and waits for me to finish shoveling and then he comes down the street at a 100 miles an hour and throws snow all over where I've just been! Tonight the wife wanted me to sing Christmas carols with her and open our presents, but I was too busy watching for the goddamn snowplow. December 25 - Merry fricking Christmas! 20 more inches of the goddamn slop tonight. Snowed in. The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil. God I hate the snow! Then the snowplow driver came by asking for a donation and I hit him over the head with my shovel. The wife says I have a bad attitude. I think she's a fricking idiot. If I have to watch "It's A Wonderful Life" one more time, I'm going to stuff her into the microwave. December 26 - Still snowed in. Why the hell did I ever move here? It was all HER idea. She's really getting on my nerves. December 27 - Temperature dropped to -30 and the pipes froze, plumber came after 14 hours of waiting for him, he only charged me $1,400 to replace all my pipes. December 28 - Warmed up to above -20. Still snowed in. THE BITCH is driving me crazy!!! December 29 - 10 more inches. Bob says I have to shovel the roof or it could cave in. That's the silliest thing I ever heard. How dumb does he think I am? December 30 - Roof caved in. I beat up the snow plow driver. He is now suing me for a million dollars not only for the beating I gave him but also for trying to shove the broken snow shovel up his ass. The wife went home to her mother. 9" predicted. December 31 - I set fire to what's left of the house. No more shoveling. January 8 - Feel so good. I just love those little white pills they keep giving me. Why am I tied to the bed? ------------------------------------------------------------------ ================================================== ================ -- Pete Cresswell |
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