On 12/6/2015 10:12 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles formulated the question :
On 12/5/2015 5:55 PM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles was thinking very hard :
On 12/4/2015 5:44 PM, Tony Hwang wrote:
Eagle wrote:
Uncle Monster pretended :
On Thursday, December 3, 2015 at 9:40:32 AM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
KenK explained :
My sister usually buys me something and mails it to me for
Christmas. This year I was low on suggestions and only asked for
blue jeans and/or socks so far.
Now I will attempt to convince her that the best, safest way to
ship
a pair of blue jeans is to wrap them around a new laptop, the more
RAM and the bigger the HD the better. Can you think of any
convincing supporting arguments for this suggestion?

TIA

Got a XP laptop you can have for $50.00.... :')

I have a couple of XP laptops I had to hang onto because the
software
needed to access the serial console on some network and phone
systems
will only run on XP. The XP laptops also have serial ports that my
newer Vista and Win7 laptops don't have. Yea I know, USB to serial
converters but the software doesn't run on the newer machines. It
would be too much fraking around to get the software to run with an
emulator and a USB to serial converter. Sometimes it's good to hang
onto old things, I guess that's why I'm still around. (ヅ)

[8~{} Uncle Old Monster

Yes it is Uncle M....at 66, I hope to be around a little longer,
so I'm
losing the extra 60 pounds I added when I retired. At 200, I will see
70...I hope.

Hmmm,
You're junior to me by 10 years, LOL! I am hoping to see 90 so I can
watch only grand son goes to college, god willin,g attend to his
wedding...I wish. I am steady at around 165 always. almost 6 feet.

My MIL turned 90 this year and is doing quite well.

That's great! How does She feel?

She has her aches and pains, but doing OK.

My Ina made it to 88, and My Unci made 107. My Ate checked out at 58,
and I'm the last of three at 66.
I better eat more wheaties, eh?

By all means, eat a better diet!

--
Maggie

On Sunday, December 6, 2015 at 10:14:19 AM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
It happens that Uncle Monster formulated :
On Saturday, December 5, 2015 at 6:00:07 PM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
It happens that Uncle Monster formulated :
On Friday, December 4, 2015 at 5:26:58 PM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
Uncle Monster pretended :
On Thursday, December 3, 2015 at 9:40:32 AM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
KenK explained :
My sister usually buys me something and mails it to me for Christmas.
This year I was low on suggestions and only asked for blue jeans
and/or socks so far.

Now I will attempt to convince her that the best, safest way to ship a
pair of blue jeans is to wrap them around a new laptop, the more RAM
and the bigger the HD the better. Can you think of any convincing
supporting arguments for this suggestion?

TIA

Got a XP laptop you can have for $50.00.... :')

I have a couple of XP laptops I had to hang onto because the software
needed to access the serial console on some network and phone systems
will only run on XP. The XP laptops also have serial ports that my
newer Vista and Win7 laptops don't have. Yea I know, USB to serial
converters but the software doesn't run on the newer machines. It would
be too much fraking around to get the software to run with an emulator
and a USB to serial converter. Sometimes it's good to hang onto old
things, I guess that's why I'm still around. (ヅ)

[8~{} Uncle Old Monster

Yes it is Uncle M....at 66, I hope to be around a little longer, so I'm
losing the extra 60 pounds I added when I retired. At 200, I will see
70...I hope.

Hell, I was at 385 at one time then I cut the liquid sugar and dropped 100.
In 2013 I was down to 235 then went to 250 for a year but since I've been
here at the center I gained 30 and am now 280. The food here is really good
but if I get more active, I'll get back to 250. ヽ(€¢€¿€¢)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Chubby Monster

Yeahbut you have a heavy weight personality Uncle M... ^^

I don't consider myself to be obese because I have no beer gut or man boobs.
I don't need a mirror to see Mr.Happy either. I look straight down and can
see where he's hiding because there's no belly blocking my view. (—¦'Œ£'—¦)

[8~{} Uncle Stocky Monster

I won't ask if Mr. Happy is a player... lol

Right now Mr.Happy is overshadowed by my Idaho potato sized family jewel. It's hell having a big baked potato hanging between my legs. Š™.˜‰

[8~{} Uncle Potato Monster

On 12/07/2015 02:32 AM, Uncle Monster wrote:

Right now Mr.Happy is overshadowed by my Idaho potato sized family jewel. It's hell having a big baked potato hanging between my legs. Š™.˜‰

[8~{} Uncle Potato Monster


Just have them removed. It's not like you still need them.

Uncle Monster was thinking very hard :
On Sunday, December 6, 2015 at 10:14:19 AM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
It happens that Uncle Monster formulated :
On Saturday, December 5, 2015 at 6:00:07 PM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
It happens that Uncle Monster formulated :
On Friday, December 4, 2015 at 5:26:58 PM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
Uncle Monster pretended :
On Thursday, December 3, 2015 at 9:40:32 AM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
KenK explained :
My sister usually buys me something and mails it to me for Christmas.
This year I was low on suggestions and only asked for blue jeans
and/or socks so far.

Now I will attempt to convince her that the best, safest way to ship
a pair of blue jeans is to wrap them around a new laptop, the more
RAM and the bigger the HD the better. Can you think of any
convincing supporting arguments for this suggestion?

TIA

Got a XP laptop you can have for $50.00.... :')

I have a couple of XP laptops I had to hang onto because the software
needed to access the serial console on some network and phone systems
will only run on XP. The XP laptops also have serial ports that my
newer Vista and Win7 laptops don't have. Yea I know, USB to serial
converters but the software doesn't run on the newer machines. It
would be too much fraking around to get the software to run with an
emulator and a USB to serial converter. Sometimes it's good to hang
onto old things, I guess that's why I'm still around. (ヅ)

[8~{} Uncle Old Monster

Yes it is Uncle M....at 66, I hope to be around a little longer, so I'm
losing the extra 60 pounds I added when I retired. At 200, I will see
70...I hope.

Hell, I was at 385 at one time then I cut the liquid sugar and dropped
100. In 2013 I was down to 235 then went to 250 for a year but since
I've been here at the center I gained 30 and am now 280. The food here
is really good but if I get more active, I'll get back to 250. ヽ(€¢€¿€¢)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Chubby Monster

Yeahbut you have a heavy weight personality Uncle M... ^^

I don't consider myself to be obese because I have no beer gut or man
boobs. I don't need a mirror to see Mr.Happy either. I look straight down
and can see where he's hiding because there's no belly blocking my view.
(—¦'Œ£'—¦)

[8~{} Uncle Stocky Monster

I won't ask if Mr. Happy is a player... lol

Right now Mr.Happy is overshadowed by my Idaho potato sized family jewel.
It's hell having a big baked potato hanging between my legs. Š™.˜‰

[8~{} Uncle Potato Monster

Hey....spud boi....quit yer bitchin. lol

On Monday, December 7, 2015 at 3:33:26 AM UTC-6, Bud Doobie wrote:
On 12/07/2015 02:32 AM, Uncle Monster wrote:

Right now Mr.Happy is overshadowed by my Idaho potato sized family jewel. It's hell having a big baked potato hanging between my legs. Š™.˜‰

[8~{} Uncle Potato Monster

Just have them removed. It's not like you still need them.

I can't sing very well so I would never make it in the opera as a castrato.Š™.˜‰

[8~{} Uncle Intact Monster

On Monday, December 7, 2015 at 3:23:57 PM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
Uncle Monster was thinking very hard :
On Sunday, December 6, 2015 at 10:14:19 AM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
It happens that Uncle Monster formulated :
On Saturday, December 5, 2015 at 6:00:07 PM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
It happens that Uncle Monster formulated :
On Friday, December 4, 2015 at 5:26:58 PM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
Uncle Monster pretended :
On Thursday, December 3, 2015 at 9:40:32 AM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
KenK explained :
My sister usually buys me something and mails it to me for Christmas.
This year I was low on suggestions and only asked for blue jeans
and/or socks so far.

Now I will attempt to convince her that the best, safest way to ship
a pair of blue jeans is to wrap them around a new laptop, the more
RAM and the bigger the HD the better. Can you think of any
convincing supporting arguments for this suggestion?

TIA

Got a XP laptop you can have for $50.00.... :')

I have a couple of XP laptops I had to hang onto because the software
needed to access the serial console on some network and phone systems
will only run on XP. The XP laptops also have serial ports that my
newer Vista and Win7 laptops don't have. Yea I know, USB to serial
converters but the software doesn't run on the newer machines. It
would be too much fraking around to get the software to run with an
emulator and a USB to serial converter. Sometimes it's good to hang
onto old things, I guess that's why I'm still around. (ヅ)

[8~{} Uncle Old Monster

Yes it is Uncle M....at 66, I hope to be around a little longer, so I'm
losing the extra 60 pounds I added when I retired. At 200, I will see
70...I hope.

Hell, I was at 385 at one time then I cut the liquid sugar and dropped
100. In 2013 I was down to 235 then went to 250 for a year but since
I've been here at the center I gained 30 and am now 280. The food here
is really good but if I get more active, I'll get back to 250. ヽ(€¢€¿€¢)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Chubby Monster

Yeahbut you have a heavy weight personality Uncle M... ^^

I don't consider myself to be obese because I have no beer gut or man
boobs. I don't need a mirror to see Mr.Happy either. I look straight down
and can see where he's hiding because there's no belly blocking my view.
(—¦'Œ£'—¦)

[8~{} Uncle Stocky Monster

I won't ask if Mr. Happy is a player... lol

Right now Mr.Happy is overshadowed by my Idaho potato sized family jewel.
It's hell having a big baked potato hanging between my legs. Š™.˜‰

[8~{} Uncle Potato Monster

Hey....spud boi....quit yer bitchin. lol

At least I'm not a woman with mutant boobs. ヽ(€¢€¿€¢)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Hanging Monster

On Monday, December 7, 2015 at 7:42:58 PM UTC-5, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Monday, December 7, 2015 at 3:23:57 PM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
Uncle Monster was thinking very hard :
On Sunday, December 6, 2015 at 10:14:19 AM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
It happens that Uncle Monster formulated :
On Saturday, December 5, 2015 at 6:00:07 PM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
It happens that Uncle Monster formulated :
On Friday, December 4, 2015 at 5:26:58 PM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
Uncle Monster pretended :
On Thursday, December 3, 2015 at 9:40:32 AM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
KenK explained :
My sister usually buys me something and mails it to me for Christmas.
This year I was low on suggestions and only asked for blue jeans
and/or socks so far.

Now I will attempt to convince her that the best, safest way to ship
a pair of blue jeans is to wrap them around a new laptop, the more
RAM and the bigger the HD the better. Can you think of any
convincing supporting arguments for this suggestion?

TIA

Got a XP laptop you can have for $50.00.... :')

I have a couple of XP laptops I had to hang onto because the software
needed to access the serial console on some network and phone systems
will only run on XP. The XP laptops also have serial ports that my
newer Vista and Win7 laptops don't have. Yea I know, USB to serial
converters but the software doesn't run on the newer machines.. It
would be too much fraking around to get the software to run with an
emulator and a USB to serial converter. Sometimes it's good to hang
onto old things, I guess that's why I'm still around. (ヅ)

[8~{} Uncle Old Monster

Yes it is Uncle M....at 66, I hope to be around a little longer, so I'm
losing the extra 60 pounds I added when I retired. At 200, I will see
70...I hope.

Hell, I was at 385 at one time then I cut the liquid sugar and dropped
100. In 2013 I was down to 235 then went to 250 for a year but since
I've been here at the center I gained 30 and am now 280. The food here
is really good but if I get more active, I'll get back to 250. ヽ(€¢€¿€¢)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Chubby Monster

Yeahbut you have a heavy weight personality Uncle M... ^^

I don't consider myself to be obese because I have no beer gut or man
boobs. I don't need a mirror to see Mr.Happy either. I look straight down
and can see where he's hiding because there's no belly blocking my view.
(—¦'Œ£'—¦)

[8~{} Uncle Stocky Monster

I won't ask if Mr. Happy is a player... lol

Right now Mr.Happy is overshadowed by my Idaho potato sized family jewel.
It's hell having a big baked potato hanging between my legs. Š™.˜‰

[8~{} Uncle Potato Monster

Hey....spud boi....quit yer bitchin. lol

At least I'm not a woman with mutant boobs. ヽ(€¢€¿€¢)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Hanging Monster

In case you are interested...

http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/...atural-breasts

"The largest breast belongs to Annie Hawkins-Turner (aka Norma Stitz) (USA)
who has an ... around chest-over-nipple measurement of 177.8 cm (70 in)...
these measurements would put her in a 48V bra, which is not manufactured."

Auntie Sagging Montress

On Monday, December 7, 2015 at 8:17:40 PM UTC-6, DerbyDad03 wrote:
On Monday, December 7, 2015 at 7:42:58 PM UTC-5, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Monday, December 7, 2015 at 3:23:57 PM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
Uncle Monster was thinking very hard :
On Sunday, December 6, 2015 at 10:14:19 AM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
It happens that Uncle Monster formulated :
On Saturday, December 5, 2015 at 6:00:07 PM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
It happens that Uncle Monster formulated :
On Friday, December 4, 2015 at 5:26:58 PM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
Uncle Monster pretended :
On Thursday, December 3, 2015 at 9:40:32 AM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
KenK explained :
My sister usually buys me something and mails it to me for Christmas.
This year I was low on suggestions and only asked for blue jeans
and/or socks so far.

Now I will attempt to convince her that the best, safest way to ship
a pair of blue jeans is to wrap them around a new laptop, the more
RAM and the bigger the HD the better. Can you think of any
convincing supporting arguments for this suggestion?

TIA

Got a XP laptop you can have for $50.00.... :')

I have a couple of XP laptops I had to hang onto because the software
needed to access the serial console on some network and phone systems
will only run on XP. The XP laptops also have serial ports that my
newer Vista and Win7 laptops don't have. Yea I know, USB to serial
converters but the software doesn't run on the newer machines. It
would be too much fraking around to get the software to run with an
emulator and a USB to serial converter. Sometimes it's good to hang
onto old things, I guess that's why I'm still around. (ヅ)

[8~{} Uncle Old Monster

Yes it is Uncle M....at 66, I hope to be around a little longer, so I'm
losing the extra 60 pounds I added when I retired. At 200, I will see
70...I hope.

Hell, I was at 385 at one time then I cut the liquid sugar and dropped
100. In 2013 I was down to 235 then went to 250 for a year but since
I've been here at the center I gained 30 and am now 280. The food here
is really good but if I get more active, I'll get back to 250. ヽ(€¢€¿€¢)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Chubby Monster

Yeahbut you have a heavy weight personality Uncle M... ^^

I don't consider myself to be obese because I have no beer gut or man
boobs. I don't need a mirror to see Mr.Happy either. I look straight down
and can see where he's hiding because there's no belly blocking my view.
(—¦'Œ£'—¦)

[8~{} Uncle Stocky Monster

I won't ask if Mr. Happy is a player... lol

Right now Mr.Happy is overshadowed by my Idaho potato sized family jewel.
It's hell having a big baked potato hanging between my legs. Š™.˜‰

[8~{} Uncle Potato Monster

Hey....spud boi....quit yer bitchin. lol

At least I'm not a woman with mutant boobs. ヽ(€¢€¿€¢)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Hanging Monster

In case you are interested...

http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/...atural-breasts

"The largest breast belongs to Annie Hawkins-Turner (aka Norma Stitz) (USA)
who has an ... around chest-over-nipple measurement of 177.8 cm (70 in)....
these measurements would put her in a 48V bra, which is not manufactured."

Auntie Sagging Montress

I would try to get the award for "World's Biggest Nut" but that honor belongs to someone else. Mine is actually a mild case when compared to others. If someone points out a man and says,"That guy has some big balls", feel sorry for the poor fellow. ＼（〇_�）�

[8~{} Uncle Hung Monster

On 12/7/2015 7:42 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Monday, December 7, 2015 at 3:23:57 PM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
Uncle Monster was thinking very hard :
On Sunday, December 6, 2015 at 10:14:19 AM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
It happens that Uncle Monster formulated :
On Saturday, December 5, 2015 at 6:00:07 PM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
It happens that Uncle Monster formulated :
On Friday, December 4, 2015 at 5:26:58 PM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
Uncle Monster pretended :
On Thursday, December 3, 2015 at 9:40:32 AM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
KenK explained :
My sister usually buys me something and mails it to me for Christmas.
This year I was low on suggestions and only asked for blue jeans
and/or socks so far.
||
||
|| [christmas presents]

On 12/7/2015 7:42 PM, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Monday, December 7, 2015 at 3:23:57 PM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
Uncle Monster was thinking very hard :
Right now Mr.Happy is overshadowed by my Idaho potato sized family jewel.
It's hell having a big baked potato hanging between my legs. Š™.˜‰

[8~{} Uncle Potato Monster

Hey....spud boi....quit yer bitchin. lol

At least I'm not a woman with mutant boobs. ヽ(€¢€¿€¢)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Hanging Monster

Would be nice if you'd trim some excess text.

--
..
Christopher A. Young
learn more about Jesus
.. www.lds.org
..
..

Uncle Monster brought next idea :
On Monday, December 7, 2015 at 3:23:57 PM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
Uncle Monster was thinking very hard :
On Sunday, December 6, 2015 at 10:14:19 AM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
It happens that Uncle Monster formulated :
On Saturday, December 5, 2015 at 6:00:07 PM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
It happens that Uncle Monster formulated :
On Friday, December 4, 2015 at 5:26:58 PM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
Uncle Monster pretended :
On Thursday, December 3, 2015 at 9:40:32 AM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
KenK explained :
My sister usually buys me something and mails it to me for
Christmas. This year I was low on suggestions and only asked for
blue jeans and/or socks so far.

Now I will attempt to convince her that the best, safest way to
ship a pair of blue jeans is to wrap them around a new laptop,
the more RAM and the bigger the HD the better. Can you think of
any convincing supporting arguments for this suggestion?

TIA

Got a XP laptop you can have for $50.00.... :')

I have a couple of XP laptops I had to hang onto because the software
needed to access the serial console on some network and phone
systems will only run on XP. The XP laptops also have serial ports
that my newer Vista and Win7 laptops don't have. Yea I know, USB
to serial converters but the software doesn't run on the newer
machines. It would be too much fraking around to get the software
to run with an emulator and a USB to serial converter. Sometimes
it's good to hang onto old things, I guess that's why I'm still
around. (ヅ)

[8~{} Uncle Old Monster

Yes it is Uncle M....at 66, I hope to be around a little longer, so
I'm losing the extra 60 pounds I added when I retired. At 200, I will
see 70...I hope.

Hell, I was at 385 at one time then I cut the liquid sugar and dropped
100. In 2013 I was down to 235 then went to 250 for a year but since
I've been here at the center I gained 30 and am now 280. The food here
is really good but if I get more active, I'll get back to 250. ヽ(€¢€¿€¢)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Chubby Monster

Yeahbut you have a heavy weight personality Uncle M... ^^

I don't consider myself to be obese because I have no beer gut or man
boobs. I don't need a mirror to see Mr.Happy either. I look straight
down and can see where he's hiding because there's no belly blocking my
view. (—¦'Œ£'—¦)

[8~{} Uncle Stocky Monster

I won't ask if Mr. Happy is a player... lol

Right now Mr.Happy is overshadowed by my Idaho potato sized family jewel.
It's hell having a big baked potato hanging between my legs. Š™.˜‰

[8~{} Uncle Potato Monster

Hey....spud boi....quit yer bitchin. lol

At least I'm not a woman with mutant boobs. ヽ(€¢€¿€¢)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Hanging Monster

picturing bellyboobs 8-o

It happens that DerbyDad03 formulated :
On Monday, December 7, 2015 at 7:42:58 PM UTC-5, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Monday, December 7, 2015 at 3:23:57 PM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
Uncle Monster was thinking very hard :
On Sunday, December 6, 2015 at 10:14:19 AM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
It happens that Uncle Monster formulated :
On Saturday, December 5, 2015 at 6:00:07 PM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
It happens that Uncle Monster formulated :
On Friday, December 4, 2015 at 5:26:58 PM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
Uncle Monster pretended :
On Thursday, December 3, 2015 at 9:40:32 AM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
KenK explained :
My sister usually buys me something and mails it to me for
Christmas. This year I was low on suggestions and only asked for
blue jeans and/or socks so far.

Now I will attempt to convince her that the best, safest way to
ship a pair of blue jeans is to wrap them around a new laptop,
the more RAM and the bigger the HD the better. Can you think
of any convincing supporting arguments for this suggestion?

TIA

Got a XP laptop you can have for $50.00.... :')

I have a couple of XP laptops I had to hang onto because the
software needed to access the serial console on some network and
phone systems will only run on XP. The XP laptops also have
serial ports that my newer Vista and Win7 laptops don't have. Yea
I know, USB to serial converters but the software doesn't run on
the newer machines. It would be too much fraking around to get
the software to run with an emulator and a USB to serial
converter. Sometimes it's good to hang onto old things, I guess
that's why I'm still around. (ヅ)

[8~{} Uncle Old Monster

Yes it is Uncle M....at 66, I hope to be around a little longer, so
I'm losing the extra 60 pounds I added when I retired. At 200, I
will see 70...I hope.

Hell, I was at 385 at one time then I cut the liquid sugar and dropped
100. In 2013 I was down to 235 then went to 250 for a year but since
I've been here at the center I gained 30 and am now 280. The food
here is really good but if I get more active, I'll get back to 250.
ヽ(€¢€¿€¢)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Chubby Monster

Yeahbut you have a heavy weight personality Uncle M... ^^

I don't consider myself to be obese because I have no beer gut or man
boobs. I don't need a mirror to see Mr.Happy either. I look straight
down and can see where he's hiding because there's no belly blocking
my view. (—¦'Œ£'—¦)

[8~{} Uncle Stocky Monster

I won't ask if Mr. Happy is a player... lol

Right now Mr.Happy is overshadowed by my Idaho potato sized family jewel.
It's hell having a big baked potato hanging between my legs. Š™.˜‰

[8~{} Uncle Potato Monster

Hey....spud boi....quit yer bitchin. lol

At least I'm not a woman with mutant boobs. ヽ(€¢€¿€¢)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Hanging Monster

In case you are interested...

http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/...atural-breasts

"The largest breast belongs to Annie Hawkins-Turner (aka Norma Stitz) (USA)
who has an ... around chest-over-nipple measurement of 177.8 cm (70 in)...
these measurements would put her in a 48V bra, which is not manufactured."

Auntie Sagging Montress

My SIL had Her bras made at 'Twinn Peaks' lingerie. 8-o

Uncle Monster submitted this idea :
On Monday, December 7, 2015 at 8:17:40 PM UTC-6, DerbyDad03 wrote:
On Monday, December 7, 2015 at 7:42:58 PM UTC-5, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Monday, December 7, 2015 at 3:23:57 PM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
Uncle Monster was thinking very hard :
On Sunday, December 6, 2015 at 10:14:19 AM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
It happens that Uncle Monster formulated :
On Saturday, December 5, 2015 at 6:00:07 PM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
It happens that Uncle Monster formulated :
On Friday, December 4, 2015 at 5:26:58 PM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
Uncle Monster pretended :
On Thursday, December 3, 2015 at 9:40:32 AM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
KenK explained :
My sister usually buys me something and mails it to me for
Christmas. This year I was low on suggestions and only asked
for blue jeans and/or socks so far.

Now I will attempt to convince her that the best, safest way to
ship a pair of blue jeans is to wrap them around a new laptop,
the more RAM and the bigger the HD the better. Can you think
of any convincing supporting arguments for this suggestion?

TIA

Got a XP laptop you can have for $50.00.... :')

I have a couple of XP laptops I had to hang onto because the
software needed to access the serial console on some network and
phone systems will only run on XP. The XP laptops also have
serial ports that my newer Vista and Win7 laptops don't have.
Yea I know, USB to serial converters but the software doesn't
run on the newer machines. It would be too much fraking around
to get the software to run with an emulator and a USB to serial
converter. Sometimes it's good to hang onto old things, I guess
that's why I'm still around. (ヅ)

[8~{} Uncle Old Monster

Yes it is Uncle M....at 66, I hope to be around a little longer, so
I'm losing the extra 60 pounds I added when I retired. At 200, I
will see 70...I hope.

Hell, I was at 385 at one time then I cut the liquid sugar and
dropped 100. In 2013 I was down to 235 then went to 250 for a year
but since I've been here at the center I gained 30 and am now 280.
The food here is really good but if I get more active, I'll get
back to 250. ヽ(€¢€¿€¢)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Chubby Monster

Yeahbut you have a heavy weight personality Uncle M... ^^

I don't consider myself to be obese because I have no beer gut or man
boobs. I don't need a mirror to see Mr.Happy either. I look straight
down and can see where he's hiding because there's no belly blocking
my view. (—¦'Œ£'—¦)

[8~{} Uncle Stocky Monster

I won't ask if Mr. Happy is a player... lol

Right now Mr.Happy is overshadowed by my Idaho potato sized family jewel.
It's hell having a big baked potato hanging between my legs. Š™.˜‰

[8~{} Uncle Potato Monster

Hey....spud boi....quit yer bitchin. lol

At least I'm not a woman with mutant boobs. ヽ(€¢€¿€¢)ノ

[8~{} Uncle Hanging Monster

In case you are interested...

http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/...atural-breasts

"The largest breast belongs to Annie Hawkins-Turner (aka Norma Stitz) (USA)
who has an ... around chest-over-nipple measurement of 177.8 cm (70 in)...
these measurements would put her in a 48V bra, which is not manufactured."

Auntie Sagging Montress

I would try to get the award for "World's Biggest Nut" but that honor belongs
to someone else. Mine is actually a mild case when compared to others. If
someone points out a man and says,"That guy has some big balls", feel sorry
for the poor fellow. ＼（〇_�）�

[8~{} Uncle Hung Monster

Elephantitis perhaps?

On 12/8/2015 6:56 PM, Eagle wrote:
Uncle Monster brought next idea :
On Monday, December 7, 2015 at 3:23:57 PM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
Uncle Monster was thinking very hard :
On Sunday, December 6, 2015 at 10:14:19 AM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
It happens that Uncle Monster formulated :
On Saturday, December 5, 2015 at 6:00:07 PM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
It happens that Uncle Monster formulated :
On Friday, December 4, 2015 at 5:26:58 PM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
Uncle Monster pretended :
On Thursday, December 3, 2015 at 9:40:32 AM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
KenK explained :
My sister usually buys me something and mails it to me for
||
||
|| [christmas presents]

On 12/8/2015 6:59 PM, Eagle wrote:
It happens that DerbyDad03 formulated :
On Monday, December 7, 2015 at 7:42:58 PM UTC-5, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Monday, December 7, 2015 at 3:23:57 PM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
Uncle Monster was thinking very hard :
On Sunday, December 6, 2015 at 10:14:19 AM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
It happens that Uncle Monster formulated :
On Saturday, December 5, 2015 at 6:00:07 PM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
It happens that Uncle Monster formulated :
On Friday, December 4, 2015 at 5:26:58 PM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
Uncle Monster pretended :
On Thursday, December 3, 2015 at 9:40:32 AM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
KenK explained :
My sister usually buys me something and mails it to me for
||
||
|| [does anyone trim text around here?]



--
..
Christopher A. Young
learn more about Jesus
.. www.lds.org
..
..

Stormin Mormon wrote :

On 12/9/2015 1:11 PM, Eagle wrote:
Stormin Mormon wrote :


-
..
Christopher A. Young
learn more about Jesus
.. www.lds.org
..
..

On 12/9/2015 12:25 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 12/9/2015 1:11 PM, Eagle wrote:
Stormin Mormon wrote :


-
.
Christopher A. Young
learn more about Jesus
. www.lds.org
.
.

wow Two men who haven't much to say about anything. Does that mean
you're both good listeners, too? smile

--
Maggie

On Wednesday, December 9, 2015 at 1:27:28 PM UTC-5, Muggles wrote:
On 12/9/2015 12:25 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 12/9/2015 1:11 PM, Eagle wrote:
Stormin Mormon wrote :


-
.
Christopher A. Young
learn more about Jesus
. www.lds.org
.
.

wow Two men who haven't much to say about anything. Does that mean
you're both good listeners, too? smile


Not based on what we've seen in this ng.

On 12/9/2015 1:28 PM, DerbyDad03 wrote:
On Wednesday, December 9, 2015 at 1:27:28 PM UTC-5, Muggles wrote:
On 12/9/2015 12:25 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 12/9/2015 1:11 PM, Eagle wrote:
Stormin Mormon wrote :


-
.
Christopher A. Young
learn more about Jesus
. www.lds.org
.
.

wow Two men who haven't much to say about anything. Does that mean
you're both good listeners, too? smile


Not based on what we've seen in this ng.


Let me savor the moment! haha!

--
Maggie

On 12/9/2015 1:27 PM, Muggles wrote:
On 12/9/2015 12:25 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 12/9/2015 1:11 PM, Eagle wrote:
Stormin Mormon wrote :


-
.
Christopher A. Young
learn more about Jesus
. www.lds.org
.
.

wow Two men who haven't much to say about anything. Does that mean
you're both good listeners, too? smile


Did you say some thing, dear?

--
..
Christopher A. Young
learn more about Jesus
.. www.lds.org
..
..

On 12/9/2015 3:18 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 12/9/2015 1:27 PM, Muggles wrote:
On 12/9/2015 12:25 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 12/9/2015 1:11 PM, Eagle wrote:
Stormin Mormon wrote :


-
.
Christopher A. Young
learn more about Jesus
. www.lds.org
.
.

wow Two men who haven't much to say about anything. Does that mean
you're both good listeners, too? smile


Did you say some thing, dear?


HAHA naaaaaa ... just thinking out loud.

--
Maggie

Muggles explained :
On 12/9/2015 12:25 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 12/9/2015 1:11 PM, Eagle wrote:
Stormin Mormon wrote :


-
.
Christopher A. Young
learn more about Jesus
. www.lds.org
.
.

wow Two men who haven't much to say about anything. Does that mean
you're both good listeners, too? smile

We were 'projecting'...

Muggles wrote :
On 12/9/2015 3:18 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 12/9/2015 1:27 PM, Muggles wrote:
On 12/9/2015 12:25 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 12/9/2015 1:11 PM, Eagle wrote:
Stormin Mormon wrote :


-
.
Christopher A. Young
learn more about Jesus
. www.lds.org
.
.

wow Two men who haven't much to say about anything. Does that mean
you're both good listeners, too? smile


Did you say some thing, dear?


HAHA naaaaaa ... just thinking out loud.

Try 'projecting'.... lol

On 12/10/2015 8:52 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles wrote :
On 12/9/2015 3:18 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 12/9/2015 1:27 PM, Muggles wrote:
On 12/9/2015 12:25 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 12/9/2015 1:11 PM, Eagle wrote:
Stormin Mormon wrote :


-
.
Christopher A. Young
learn more about Jesus
. www.lds.org
.
.

wow Two men who haven't much to say about anything. Does that mean
you're both good listeners, too? smile


Did you say some thing, dear?


HAHA naaaaaa ... just thinking out loud.

Try 'projecting'.... lol

Is that like wishing?

--
Maggie

Muggles was thinking very hard :
On 12/10/2015 8:52 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles wrote :
On 12/9/2015 3:18 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 12/9/2015 1:27 PM, Muggles wrote:
On 12/9/2015 12:25 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 12/9/2015 1:11 PM, Eagle wrote:
Stormin Mormon wrote :


-
.
Christopher A. Young
learn more about Jesus
. www.lds.org
.
.

wow Two men who haven't much to say about anything. Does that mean
you're both good listeners, too? smile


Did you say some thing, dear?


HAHA naaaaaa ... just thinking out loud.

Try 'projecting'.... lol

Is that like wishing?

Along the same thought pattern yes. ^^

On 12/10/2015 12:26 PM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles was thinking very hard :
On 12/10/2015 8:52 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles wrote :
On 12/9/2015 3:18 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 12/9/2015 1:27 PM, Muggles wrote:
On 12/9/2015 12:25 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 12/9/2015 1:11 PM, Eagle wrote:
Stormin Mormon wrote :


-
.
Christopher A. Young
learn more about Jesus
. www.lds.org
.
.

wow Two men who haven't much to say about anything. Does that mean
you're both good listeners, too? smile


Did you say some thing, dear?


HAHA naaaaaa ... just thinking out loud.

Try 'projecting'.... lol

Is that like wishing?

Along the same thought pattern yes. ^^

ahh then I sure wish a lot.

--
Maggie

[This followup was posted to alt.home.repair and a copy was sent to the
cited author.]

DerbyDad03 posted for all of us...



On Monday, December 7, 2015 at 7:42:58 PM UTC-5, Uncle Monster wrote:
On Monday, December 7, 2015 at 3:23:57 PM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
Uncle Monster was thinking very hard :
On Sunday, December 6, 2015 at 10:14:19 AM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
It happens that Uncle Monster formulated :
On Saturday, December 5, 2015 at 6:00:07 PM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
It happens that Uncle Monster formulated :
On Friday, December 4, 2015 at 5:26:58 PM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
Uncle Monster pretended :
On Thursday, December 3, 2015 at 9:40:32 AM UTC-6, Eagle wrote:
KenK explained :
My sister usually buys me something and mails it to me for Christmas.
This year I was low on suggestions and only asked for blue jeans
and/or socks so far.

Now I will attempt to convince her that the best, safest way to ship
a pair of blue jeans is to wrap them around a new laptop, the more
RAM and the bigger the HD the better. Can you think of any
convincing supporting arguments for this suggestion?

TIA

Got a XP laptop you can have for $50.00.... :')

I have a couple of XP laptops I had to hang onto because the software
needed to access the serial console on some network and phone systems
will only run on XP. The XP laptops also have serial ports that my
newer Vista and Win7 laptops don't have. Yea I know, USB to serial
converters but the software doesn't run on the newer machines. It
would be too much fraking around to get the software to run with an
emulator and a USB to serial converter. Sometimes it's good to hang
onto old things, I guess that's why I'm still around. (?)

[8~{} Uncle Old Monster

Yes it is Uncle M....at 66, I hope to be around a little longer, so I'm
losing the extra 60 pounds I added when I retired. At 200, I will see
70...I hope.

Hell, I was at 385 at one time then I cut the liquid sugar and dropped
100. In 2013 I was down to 235 then went to 250 for a year but since
I've been here at the center I gained 30 and am now 280. The food here
is really good but if I get more active, I'll get back to 250. ?(???)?

[8~{} Uncle Chubby Monster

Yeahbut you have a heavy weight personality Uncle M... ^^

I don't consider myself to be obese because I have no beer gut or man
boobs. I don't need a mirror to see Mr.Happy either. I look straight down
and can see where he's hiding because there's no belly blocking my view.
(?'?'?)

[8~{} Uncle Stocky Monster

I won't ask if Mr. Happy is a player... lol

Right now Mr.Happy is overshadowed by my Idaho potato sized family jewel.
It's hell having a big baked potato hanging between my legs. ?.?

[8~{} Uncle Potato Monster

Hey....spud boi....quit yer bitchin. lol

At least I'm not a woman with mutant boobs. ?(???)?

[8~{} Uncle Hanging Monster

In case you are interested...

http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/...atural-breasts

"The largest breast belongs to Annie Hawkins-Turner (aka Norma Stitz) (USA)
who has an ... around chest-over-nipple measurement of 177.8 cm (70 in)....

Upon further inspection...

--
Tekkie

Muggles submitted this idea :
On 12/10/2015 12:26 PM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles was thinking very hard :
On 12/10/2015 8:52 AM, Eagle wrote:
Muggles wrote :
On 12/9/2015 3:18 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 12/9/2015 1:27 PM, Muggles wrote:
On 12/9/2015 12:25 PM, Stormin Mormon wrote:
On 12/9/2015 1:11 PM, Eagle wrote:
Stormin Mormon wrote :


-
.
Christopher A. Young
learn more about Jesus
. www.lds.org
.
.

wow Two men who haven't much to say about anything. Does that mean
you're both good listeners, too? smile


Did you say some thing, dear?


HAHA naaaaaa ... just thinking out loud.

Try 'projecting'.... lol

Is that like wishing?

Along the same thought pattern yes. ^^

ahh then I sure wish a lot.

chuckling ^^