My sister usually buys me something and mails it to me for Christmas. This
year I was low on suggestions and only asked for blue jeans and/or socks so
far.

Now I will attempt to convince her that the best, safest way to ship a pair
of blue jeans is to wrap them around a new laptop, the more RAM and the
bigger the HD the better. Can you think of any convincing supporting
arguments for this suggestion?

TIA

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You know it's time to clean the refrigerator
when something closes the door from the inside.