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Sender S has a small mailing list and sends emails once or twice a
week. . 10 or 20 months into this arrangement, recipient R emails back to S taking issue with one of the emails. S emails all the R's, doesn't say what R's issue was, but says that R was upset about the email.. What sex is R? |
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R is female.
Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "micky" wrote in message ... Sender S has a small mailing list and sends emails once or twice a week. . 10 or 20 months into this arrangement, recipient R emails back to S taking issue with one of the emails. S emails all the R's, doesn't say what R's issue was, but says that R was upset about the email.. What sex is R? |
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On 10 Feb 2012 04:52:56 GMT, Earl wrote:
micky wrote in : Sender S has a small mailing list and sends emails once or twice a week. . 10 or 20 months into this arrangement, recipient R emails back to S taking issue with one of the emails. S emails all the R's, doesn't say what R's issue was, but says that R was upset about the email.. What sex is R? Transexual. That is incorrect. Please choose another answer. Other readers, please add the question: "Why do you choose that sex?" in addition to the first question, "What sex is R?". |
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On Thu, 09 Feb 2012 20:00:53 -0500, micky wrote:
Sender S has a small mailing list and sends emails once or twice a week. . 10 or 20 months into this arrangement, recipient R emails back to S taking issue with one of the emails. S emails all the R's, doesn't say what R's issue was, but says that R was upset about the email.. What sex is R? 47 ohms. Wait... what? |
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On Fri, 10 Feb 2012 15:40:31 +0000 (UTC), Jules Richardson
wrote: On Thu, 09 Feb 2012 20:00:53 -0500, micky wrote: Sender S has a small mailing list and sends emails once or twice a week. . 10 or 20 months into this arrangement, recipient R emails back to S taking issue with one of the emails. S emails all the R's, doesn't say what R's issue was, but says that R was upset about the email.. What sex is R? 47 ohms. Wait... what? You are in the wrong class. No, today is not Thursday anymore. Prof. Clickenspark's classroom is at the end of the hall. And please, don't wear pajamas to class anymore. |
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On Feb 10, 10:43*am, micky wrote:
On Fri, 10 Feb 2012 15:40:31 +0000 (UTC), Jules Richardson wrote: On Thu, 09 Feb 2012 20:00:53 -0500, micky wrote: Sender S has a small mailing list and sends emails once or twice a week. . *10 or 20 months into this arrangement, recipient R emails back to S taking issue with one of the emails. S emails all the R's, doesn't say what R's issue was, but says that R was upset about the email.. What sex is R? 47 ohms. Wait... what? You are in the wrong class. *No, today is not Thursday anymore. Prof. Clickenspark's classroom is at the end of the hall. And please, don't wear pajamas to class anymore. You posted this OT but you should have written, "I'm going to post a riddle, then act like a nitwit." |
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On Fri, 10 Feb 2012 09:11:54 -0800 (PST), Frank
wrote: On Feb 10, 10:43*am, micky wrote: On Fri, 10 Feb 2012 15:40:31 +0000 (UTC), Jules Richardson wrote: On Thu, 09 Feb 2012 20:00:53 -0500, micky wrote: Sender S has a small mailing list and sends emails once or twice a week. . *10 or 20 months into this arrangement, recipient R emails back to S taking issue with one of the emails. S emails all the R's, doesn't say what R's issue was, but says that R was upset about the email.. What sex is R? 47 ohms. Wait... what? You are in the wrong class. *No, today is not Thursday anymore. Prof. Clickenspark's classroom is at the end of the hall. And please, don't wear pajamas to class anymore. You posted this OT but you should have written, "I'm going to post a riddle, then act like a nitwit." Jules has a sense of humor, but you haven't. Would a smiley have helped? |
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"micky" wrote in message
Sender S has a small mailing list and sends emails once or twice a week. . 10 or 20 months into this arrangement, recipient R emails back to S taking issue with one of the emails. S emails all the R's, doesn't say what R's issue was, but says that R was upset about the email.. What sex is R? Post R's email so we can write and ask! |
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On Feb 10, 12:16*pm, micky wrote:
On Fri, 10 Feb 2012 09:11:54 -0800 (PST), Frank wrote: On Feb 10, 10:43*am, micky wrote: On Fri, 10 Feb 2012 15:40:31 +0000 (UTC), Jules Richardson wrote: On Thu, 09 Feb 2012 20:00:53 -0500, micky wrote: Sender S has a small mailing list and sends emails once or twice a week. . *10 or 20 months into this arrangement, recipient R emails back to S taking issue with one of the emails. S emails all the R's, doesn't say what R's issue was, but says that R was upset about the email.. What sex is R? 47 ohms. Wait... what? You are in the wrong class. *No, today is not Thursday anymore. Prof. Clickenspark's classroom is at the end of the hall. And please, don't wear pajamas to class anymore. You posted this OT but you should have written, "I'm going to post a riddle, then act like a nitwit." Jules has a sense of humor, but you haven't. * Would a smiley have helped?- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - How would I know you aren't nuts? Half the posters in the ng's are |
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On Feb 9, 8:00*pm, micky wrote:
Sender S has a small mailing list and sends emails once or twice a week. . *10 or 20 months into this arrangement, recipient R emails back to S taking issue with one of the emails. S emails all the R's, doesn't say what R's issue was, but says that R was upset about the email.. What sex is R? R is a letter. Letters have no sex. It sucks to be them. |
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"DerbyDad03" wrote in message
... On Feb 9, 8:00 pm, micky wrote: Sender S has a small mailing list and sends emails once or twice a week. . 10 or 20 months into this arrangement, recipient R emails back to S taking issue with one of the emails. S emails all the R's, doesn't say what R's issue was, but says that R was upset about the email.. What sex is R? R is a letter. Letters have no sex. It sucks to be them. OK - time for the OP to put this one to rest. Sock it to us . . . -- Bobby G. |
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On Feb 10, 2:02*pm, "Robert Green" wrote:
"DerbyDad03" wrote in message ... On Feb 9, 8:00 pm, micky wrote: Sender S has a small mailing list and sends emails once or twice a week. . 10 or 20 months into this arrangement, recipient R emails back to S taking issue with one of the emails. S emails all the R's, doesn't say what R's issue was, but says that R was upset about the email.. What sex is R? R is a letter. Letters have no sex. It sucks to be them. OK - time for the OP to put this one to rest. *Sock it to us . . . -- Bobby G. A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?" |
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Black guy walks into a bar with a parakeet on his shoulder....
Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "DerbyDad03" wrote in message ... A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?" |
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I thought that was the answer life, the universe, and everything?
(Cue the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy music). Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "Jules Richardson" wrote in message ... S emails all the R's, doesn't say what R's issue was, but says that R was upset about the email.. What sex is R? 47 ohms. Wait... what? |
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Gauche! These are not pyjammas! These are escargue flambeau!
Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "micky" wrote in message ... You are in the wrong class. No, today is not Thursday anymore. Prof. Clickenspark's classroom is at the end of the hall. And please, don't wear pajamas to class anymore. |
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Yes, with a cherry on top, please.
Is Frank's last name "Burns" perchance? Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "micky" wrote in message ... On Fri, 10 Feb 2012 09:11:54 -0800 (PST), Frank wrote: You posted this OT but you should have written, "I'm going to post a riddle, then act like a nitwit." Jules has a sense of humor, but you haven't. Would a smiley have helped? |
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How does one know "half"? Perhaps it's 3/4?
You neglected to tuck in the tails of your pyjamma tops. Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "Frank" wrote in message ... Jules has a sense of humor, but you haven't. Would a smiley have helped?- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - How would I know you aren't nuts? Half the posters in the ng's are |
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On Thu, 09 Feb 2012 20:00:53 -0500, micky
wrote: Sender S has a small mailing list and sends emails once or twice a week. . 10 or 20 months into this arrangement, recipient R emails back to S taking issue with one of the emails. S emails all the R's, doesn't say what R's issue was, but says that R was upset about the email.. What sex is R? Umm... since nobody said "male" that will be my answer. Did I win?? |
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On Fri, 10 Feb 2012 15:25:54 -0500, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote: Black guy walks into a bar with a parakeet on his shoulder.... Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org . "DerbyDad03" wrote in message ... A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?" A Liberal, a Conservative and a Moderate walk into a bar. Bartender says, "High Mitt!" |
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On Fri, 10 Feb 2012 17:20:42 -0600, Gordon Shumway
wrote: On Thu, 09 Feb 2012 20:00:53 -0500, micky wrote: Sender S has a small mailing list and sends emails once or twice a week. . 10 or 20 months into this arrangement, recipient R emails back to S taking issue with one of the emails. S emails all the R's, doesn't say what R's issue was, but says that R was upset about the email.. What sex is R? Umm... since nobody said "male" that will be my answer. Did I win?? Alas, one vote for male and one for female, but no r eason for the female vote. I think it looks like a femaile becaues of the word "upset". Men get angry or annoyed. Women are described typically as hysterical or upset. At least I think so. Am I right? |
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"micky" wrote in message
... On Fri, 10 Feb 2012 17:20:42 -0600, Gordon Shumway wrote: On Thu, 09 Feb 2012 20:00:53 -0500, micky wrote: Sender S has a small mailing list and sends emails once or twice a week. . 10 or 20 months into this arrangement, recipient R emails back to S taking issue with one of the emails. S emails all the R's, doesn't say what R's issue was, but says that R was upset about the email.. What sex is R? Umm... since nobody said "male" that will be my answer. Did I win?? Alas, one vote for male and one for female, but no r eason for the female vote. I think it looks like a femaile becaues of the word "upset". Men get angry or annoyed. Women are described typically as hysterical or upset. At least I think so. Am I right? Oy. Don't look to be cast as the Riddler in any upcoming Batman movies. (-: Try this one: What do you get when you mix Viagra and a USAF Massive Pentrator bomb? -- Bobby G. |
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"Oren" wrote in message
... On Fri, 10 Feb 2012 15:25:54 -0500, "Stormin Mormon" wrote: Black guy walks into a bar with a parakeet on his shoulder.... Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org . "DerbyDad03" wrote in message ... A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?" A Liberal, a Conservative and a Moderate walk into a bar. Bartender says, "High Mitt!" Best joke of the month. -- Bobby G. |
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A Liberal, a Conservative and a Moderate walk into a bar. Bartender says, "High Mitt!" A man walks into a bar and says "ouch". John Kerry, Sarah Jessica Parker and Darryl Hannah walk into a bar and tha bartender says "Why the long faces?" |
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On Feb 11, 11:50*am, Zz Yzx wrote:
A Liberal, a Conservative and a Moderate walk into a bar. Bartender says, "High Mitt!" ... A man walks into a bar and says "ouch". Two penguins walk into a bar...which is really weird because the second one should have seen it. .. John Kerry, Sarah Jessica Parker and Darryl Hannah walk into a bar and tha bartender says "Why the long faces?" .. |
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How high was Mitt?
Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "Oren" wrote in message ... A Liberal, a Conservative and a Moderate walk into a bar. Bartender says, "High Mitt!" |
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On Sat, 11 Feb 2012 18:33:20 -0500, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote: How high was Mitt? "Oren" wrote in message .. . A Liberal, a Conservative and a Moderate walk into a bar. Bartender says, "High Mitt!" Dear Skewl Teacher, I see my typographical error. Please send money so I can get my eyes back and a newer keyboard, as well as a larger monitor. |
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On Fri, 10 Feb 2012 18:05:05 -0500, Stormin Mormon wrote:
I thought that was the answer life, the universe, and everything? (Cue the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy music). 42, not 47. Just ask the mice. |
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How's Benji mouse doing these days? Plenty of grand kids, and living fat on
the farm? Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "Jules Richardson" wrote in message ... On Fri, 10 Feb 2012 18:05:05 -0500, Stormin Mormon wrote: I thought that was the answer life, the universe, and everything? (Cue the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy music). 42, not 47. Just ask the mice. |
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Reminds me of that walking uterus who had 15 or so kids, all living in a
motel room. Daddy for the last ten only came by to father more kids, and she was saying "somebody got to be paying for all this". Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "Oren" wrote in message ... On Sat, 11 Feb 2012 18:33:20 -0500, "Stormin Mormon" Dear Skewl Teacher, I see my typographical error. Please send money so I can get my eyes back and a newer keyboard, as well as a larger monitor. |
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On Feb 11, 9:31*pm, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote: Reminds me of that walking uterus who had 15 or so kids, all living in a motel room. Daddy for the last ten only came by to father more kids, and she was saying "somebody got to be paying for all this". Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus *www.lds.org . "Oren" wrote in message ... On Sat, 11 Feb 2012 18:33:20 -0500, "Stormin Mormon" Dear Skewl Teacher, I see my typographical error. Please send money so I can get my eyes back and a newer keyboard, as well as a larger monitor. You're one sick SOB! |
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On Feb 11, 9:31*pm, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote: Reminds me of that walking uterus who had 15 or so kids, all living in a motel room. Daddy for the last ten only came by to father more kids, and she was saying "somebody got to be paying for all this". Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus *www.lds.org . "Oren" wrote in message ... On Sat, 11 Feb 2012 18:33:20 -0500, "Stormin Mormon" Dear Skewl Teacher, I see my typographical error. Please send money so I can get my eyes back and a newer keyboard, as well as a larger monitor. What ever happened to, "there but for the grace of God, goes I"? |
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It went away about the 8th or 9th kid. After a while, a person "should"
take responsibility for her actions. Fornicating, and making a ******* child out of wedlock is bad enough. But, after several of them, a person has to wonder about individual responsibility. No one told her that fornication leads to ******* kids? Christopher A. Young Learn more about Jesus www.lds.org .. "Bob_Villa" wrote in message ... On Feb 11, 9:31 pm, "Stormin Mormon" wrote: Reminds me of that walking uterus who had 15 or so kids, all living in a motel room. Daddy for the last ten only came by to father more kids, and she was saying "somebody got to be paying for all this". What ever happened to, "there but for the grace of God, goes I"? |
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On Feb 12, 6:42*am, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote: "somebody got to be paying for all this". What ever happened to, "there but for the grace of God, goes I"? You are referring to a specific race and showing blatant prejudice and ignorance. |
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On 2/12/2012 8:09 AM, Bob_Villa wrote:
On Feb 12, 6:42 am, "Stormin Mormon" wrote: "somebody got to be paying for all this". What ever happened to, "there but for the grace of God, goes I"? You are referring to a specific race and showing blatant prejudice and ignorance. Those darn Irish, they're going to overpopulate the world. ^_^ TDD |
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On Feb 12, 6:22*am, The Daring Dufas
wrote: On 2/12/2012 8:09 AM, Bob_Villa wrote: On Feb 12, 6:42 am, "Stormin Mormon" *wrote: * "somebody got to be paying for all this". What ever happened to, "there but for the grace of God, goes I"? You are referring to a specific race and showing blatant prejudice and ignorance. Those darn Irish, they're going to overpopulate the world. ^_^ TDD That was the Catholic's plan. Harry K |
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On 2/12/2012 8:58 AM, Harry K wrote:
On Feb 12, 6:22 am, The Daring wrote: On 2/12/2012 8:09 AM, Bob_Villa wrote: On Feb 12, 6:42 am, "Stormin Mormon" wrote: "somebody got to be paying for all this". What ever happened to, "there but for the grace of God, goes I"? You are referring to a specific race and showing blatant prejudice and ignorance. Those darn Irish, they're going to overpopulate the world. ^_^ TDD That was the Catholic's plan. Harry K I have no fear of terrorists because as a small boy, I had Irish nuns for teachers. Nothing can scare me now except albino penguins, I have this inexplicable reaction whenever I see one. o_O TDD |
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On Sun, 12 Feb 2012 06:09:58 -0800 (PST), Bob_Villa
wrote: On Feb 12, 6:42*am, "Stormin Mormon" wrote: "somebody got to be paying for all this". What ever happened to, "there but for the grace of God, goes I"? You are referring to a specific race and showing blatant prejudice and ignorance. Nice of you to bring up race. You're as bad as harry. |
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On Feb 12, 11:23*am, "
wrote: On Sun, 12 Feb 2012 06:09:58 -0800 (PST), Bob_Villa wrote: On Feb 12, 6:42*am, "Stormin Mormon" wrote: *"somebody got to be paying for all this". What ever happened to, "there but for the grace of God, goes I"? You are referring to a specific race and showing blatant prejudice and ignorance. Nice of you to bring up race. *You're as bad as harry. ? |
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In article ,
"Stormin Mormon" wrote: It went away about the 8th or 9th kid. After a while, a person "should" take responsibility for her actions. Fornicating, and making a ******* child out of wedlock is bad enough. But, after several of them, a person has to wonder about individual responsibility. No one told her that fornication leads to ******* kids? I always find the use of the term "******* child" to be indicative of republican ideology. What did the child do to be called that? It's not the childs fault that it was born out of wedlock or that wedlock is even required. I thought you xians respected life...or is that only while it is in the womb? "Bob_Villa" wrote in message ... On Feb 11, 9:31 pm, "Stormin Mormon" wrote: Reminds me of that walking uterus who had 15 or so kids, all living in a motel room. Daddy for the last ten only came by to father more kids, and she was saying "somebody got to be paying for all this". What ever happened to, "there but for the grace of God, goes I"? |
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On Feb 12, 4:37*pm, "Malcom \"Mal\" Reynolds" atlas-
wrote: In article , *"Stormin Mormon" wrote: It went away about the 8th or *9th kid. After a while, a person "should" take responsibility for her actions. Fornicating, and making a ******* child out of wedlock is bad enough. But, after several of them, a person has to wonder about individual responsibility. No one told her that fornication leads to ******* kids? I always find the use of the term "******* child" to be indicative of republican ideology. What did the child do to be called that? It's not the childs fault that it was born out of wedlock or that wedlock is even required. I thought you xians respected life...or is that only while it is in the womb? "Bob_Villa" wrote in message .... On Feb 11, 9:31 pm, "Stormin Mormon" wrote: Reminds me of that walking uterus who had 15 or so kids, all living in a motel room. Daddy for the last ten only came by to father more kids, and she was saying "somebody got to be paying for all this". What ever happened to, "there but for the grace of God, goes I"?- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - I know a lot of Republicans. Some Republicans are my best friends. I've watched a lot of Republicans on TV and listened to them on radio. I don't recall ever hearing them use the term ******* child. If you have an example of a prominent Republican using it, please provide it. On the other hand, I hear liberals using the term "undocumented workers", which is a poorly disguised code word for illegal aliens, every day. Does that upset you? |
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