On Feb 11, 11:50*am, Zz Yzx wrote:
A Liberal, a Conservative and a Moderate walk into a bar.

Bartender says, "High Mitt!"


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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".


Two penguins walk into a bar...which is really weird because the
second one should have seen it.
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John Kerry, Sarah Jessica Parker and Darryl Hannah walk into a bar and
tha bartender says "Why the long faces?"

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