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From now on, everyone will only be allowed to remain in a public
restroom for 5 minutes maximum. Anyone who stays in any restroom for
more than 5 minutes will be listed as terrorists and shot to death
upon leaving the restroom. Always be sure to set a timer on your
cellphone when you enter any public restroom, or face the
consequences. This law has gone into effect and will be enforced
immediately.

Beginning January 1, 2012, everyone staying in ANY room containing a
toilet, including bathrooms at home, will be limited to no more than 5
minutes. The government will require all bathrooms in every home and
business MUST have a video camera in their bathroom, connected by the
internet to the FBI. Anyone who does NOT install a camera by that
date, will be shot and killed BEFORE they enter the bathroom.


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On Sep 12, 4:40*am, wrote:
From now on, everyone will only be allowed to remain in a public
restroom for 5 minutes maximum. *Anyone who stays in any restroom for
more than 5 minutes will be listed as terrorists and shot to death
upon leaving the restroom. *Always be sure to set a timer on your
cellphone when you enter any public restroom, or face the
consequences. *This law has gone into effect and will be enforced
immediately. *

Beginning January 1, 2012, everyone staying in ANY room containing a
toilet, including bathrooms at home, will be limited to no more than 5
minutes. *The government will require all bathrooms in every home and
business MUST have a video camera in their bathroom, connected by the
internet to the FBI. *Anyone who does NOT install a camera by that
date, will be shot and killed BEFORE they enter the bathroom.


although this is a troll post bathroom changes are coming.

all new or remoldeled homes will require a male urinal in each one.

the nreason a urinal saves water, the flush can be well under a quart
and may be lower.......

this will save much water and sewer bills
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From now on, everyone will only be allowed to remain in a public
restroom for 5 minutes maximum. Anyone who stays in any restroom for
more than 5 minutes will be listed as terrorists and shot to death
upon leaving the restroom. Always be sure to set a timer on your
cellphone when you enter any public restroom, or face the
consequences. This law has gone into effect and will be enforced
immediately.

Beginning January 1, 2012, everyone staying in ANY room containing a
toilet, including bathrooms at home, will be limited to no more than 5
minutes. The government will require all bathrooms in every home and
business MUST have a video camera in their bathroom, connected by the
internet to the FBI. Anyone who does NOT install a camera by that
date, will be shot and killed BEFORE they enter the bathroom.


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On 9/12/2011 7:09 AM, bob haller wrote:
On Sep 12, 4:40 am, wrote:
From now on, everyone will only be allowed to remain in a public
restroom for 5 minutes maximum. Anyone who stays in any restroom for
more than 5 minutes will be listed as terrorists and shot to death
upon leaving the restroom. Always be sure to set a timer on your
cellphone when you enter any public restroom, or face the
consequences. This law has gone into effect and will be enforced
immediately.

Beginning January 1, 2012, everyone staying in ANY room containing a
toilet, including bathrooms at home, will be limited to no more than 5
minutes. The government will require all bathrooms in every home and
business MUST have a video camera in their bathroom, connected by the
internet to the FBI. Anyone who does NOT install a camera by that
date, will be shot and killed BEFORE they enter the bathroom.


although this is a troll post bathroom changes are coming.

all new or remoldeled homes will require a male urinal in each one.

(snipped)

Where did you possibly come up with that information which I don't
believe to be true?

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On Sep 12, 1:09*pm, bob haller wrote:
On Sep 12, 4:40*am, wrote:

From now on, everyone will only be allowed to remain in a public
restroom for 5 minutes maximum. *Anyone who stays in any restroom for
more than 5 minutes will be listed as terrorists and shot to death
upon leaving the restroom. *Always be sure to set a timer on your
cellphone when you enter any public restroom, or face the
consequences. *This law has gone into effect and will be enforced
immediately. *


Beginning January 1, 2012, everyone staying in ANY room containing a
toilet, including bathrooms at home, will be limited to no more than 5
minutes. *The government will require all bathrooms in every home and
business MUST have a video camera in their bathroom, connected by the
internet to the FBI. *Anyone who does NOT install a camera by that
date, will be shot and killed BEFORE they enter the bathroom.


although this is a troll post bathroom changes are coming.

all new or remoldeled homes will require a male urinal in each one.

the nreason a urinal saves water, the flush can be well under a quart
and may be lower.......

this will save much water and sewer bills


If it's yellow,let it mellow?


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On Mon, 12 Sep 2011 05:09:00 -0700 (PDT), bob haller
wrote:

On Sep 12, 4:40*am, wrote:
From now on, everyone will only be allowed to remain in a public
restroom for 5 minutes maximum. *Anyone who stays in any restroom for
more than 5 minutes will be listed as terrorists and shot to death
upon leaving the restroom. *Always be sure to set a timer on your
cellphone when you enter any public restroom, or face the
consequences. *This law has gone into effect and will be enforced
immediately. *

Beginning January 1, 2012, everyone staying in ANY room containing a
toilet, including bathrooms at home, will be limited to no more than 5
minutes. *The government will require all bathrooms in every home and
business MUST have a video camera in their bathroom, connected by the
internet to the FBI. *Anyone who does NOT install a camera by that
date, will be shot and killed BEFORE they enter the bathroom.


although this is a troll post bathroom changes are coming.

all new or remoldeled homes will require a male urinal in each one.

the nreason a urinal saves water, the flush can be well under a quart
and may be lower.......

this will save much water and sewer bills


More 9/11 panic

http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_18873515

Long stay in restroom alarms flight crew on Detroit flight from Denver

By Joey Bunch
The Denver Post
Posted: 09/11/2011 04:15:02 PM MDT
Updated: 09/11/2011 06:57:21 PM MDT

Security checks out a Frontier Airlines plane on Sunday, Sept. 11,
2011 at Detroit's Metropolitan Airport. Police detained three
passengers in Detroit after the crew of the Frontier Airlines flight
from Denver reported suspicious activity on board and NORAD officials
sent two F-16 jets to shadow the flight until it landed safely, the
airline and federal officials said. Frontier Flight 623, with 116
passengers on board, landed without incident in Detroit after the crew
reported that two people were spending "an extraordinarily long time"
in a bathroom, Frontier spokesman Peter Kowalchuck said. (Detroit News
| Elizabeth Conley)

A flight from Denver to Detroit was followed by F-16 fighters and then
met by police and bomb-sniffing dogs this afternoon after two people
stayed too long in an airplane lavratory.

Nothing was found, but three people were taken into custody for
questioning and, eventually, the other 113 passengers aboard Frontier
Flight 623 were able to collect their carry-on bags during a day of
high anxiety over the 10th anniversary of 9/11.

None of the three had been arrested, according to TSA.

The flight from Denver International Airport to Metropolitan Wayne
County Airport was directed to a remote part of the airfield to be
evacuated and searched by dogs for explosives, authorities said.

"These cops come in SWAT gear and machine guns, and they made us put
our hands on the head rest in front (of each passenger) and they went
through and arrested three different people," passenger Tim Taggart of
Denver told 9News.

Frontier issued a written statement saying the two people were
"spending an extraordinarily long time in the lavatory," and referred
all other questions to law enforcement agencies.

Spokespeople for the airport and the Transportation Security
Administration did not say how long was too long.

TSA issued a statement that the reaction the incident was "out of an
abundance of caution."

The people detained have not been named, and it is not clear whether
they boarded in Denver or in San Diego, where the flight originated
this morning.

The North American Aerospace Defense Command, based at Peterson Air
Force Base in El Paso County, had scrambled two F-16 jets to shadow
the flight until it landed.

NORAD spokesman John Cornelio said that for "operational security
reasons" he could not say where the F-16s were scrambled or how many
were on duty Sunday.

Two fighter jets also escorted a Los Angeles-to-New York American
Airlines flight this morning after three passengers locked themselves
in a bathroom.

Joey Bunch: 303-954-1174 or


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bob haller wrote:
On Sep 12, 4:40 am, wrote:
From now on, everyone will only be allowed to remain in a public
restroom for 5 minutes maximum. Anyone who stays in any restroom for
more than 5 minutes will be listed as terrorists and shot to death
upon leaving the restroom. Always be sure to set a timer on your
cellphone when you enter any public restroom, or face the
consequences. This law has gone into effect and will be enforced
immediately.

Beginning January 1, 2012, everyone staying in ANY room containing a
toilet, including bathrooms at home, will be limited to no more than
5 minutes. The government will require all bathrooms in every home
and business MUST have a video camera in their bathroom, connected
by the internet to the FBI. Anyone who does NOT install a camera by
that date, will be shot and killed BEFORE they enter the bathroom.


although this is a troll post bathroom changes are coming.

all new or remoldeled homes will require a male urinal in each one.

the nreason a urinal saves water, the flush can be well under a quart
and may be lower.......

this will save much water and sewer bills



The BS level is getting serious here.


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On 9/12/2011 12:07 PM, harry wrote:
On Sep 12, 1:09 pm, bob wrote:
On Sep 12, 4:40 am, wrote:

From now on, everyone will only be allowed to remain in a public
restroom for 5 minutes maximum. Anyone who stays in any restroom for
more than 5 minutes will be listed as terrorists and shot to death
upon leaving the restroom. Always be sure to set a timer on your
cellphone when you enter any public restroom, or face the
consequences. This law has gone into effect and will be enforced
immediately.


Beginning January 1, 2012, everyone staying in ANY room containing a
toilet, including bathrooms at home, will be limited to no more than 5
minutes. The government will require all bathrooms in every home and
business MUST have a video camera in their bathroom, connected by the
internet to the FBI. Anyone who does NOT install a camera by that
date, will be shot and killed BEFORE they enter the bathroom.


although this is a troll post bathroom changes are coming.

all new or remoldeled homes will require a male urinal in each one.

the nreason a urinal saves water, the flush can be well under a quart
and may be lower.......

this will save much water and sewer bills


If it's yellow,let it mellow?


if it's yellow, go outside! duh.


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On 9/12/2011 4:32 PM, wrote:
On Mon, 12 Sep 2011 05:09:00 -0700 (PDT), bob
wrote:

On Sep 12, 4:40 am, wrote:
From now on, everyone will only be allowed to remain in a public
restroom for 5 minutes maximum. Anyone who stays in any restroom for
more than 5 minutes will be listed as terrorists and shot to death
upon leaving the restroom. Always be sure to set a timer on your
cellphone when you enter any public restroom, or face the
consequences. This law has gone into effect and will be enforced
immediately.

Beginning January 1, 2012, everyone staying in ANY room containing a
toilet, including bathrooms at home, will be limited to no more than 5
minutes. The government will require all bathrooms in every home and
business MUST have a video camera in their bathroom, connected by the
internet to the FBI. Anyone who does NOT install a camera by that
date, will be shot and killed BEFORE they enter the bathroom.


although this is a troll post bathroom changes are coming.

all new or remoldeled homes will require a male urinal in each one.

the nreason a urinal saves water, the flush can be well under a quart
and may be lower.......

this will save much water and sewer bills


More 9/11 panic

http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_18873515

Long stay in restroom alarms flight crew on Detroit flight from Denver

By Joey Bunch
The Denver Post
Posted: 09/11/2011 04:15:02 PM MDT
Updated: 09/11/2011 06:57:21 PM MDT

Security checks out a Frontier Airlines plane on Sunday, Sept. 11,
2011 at Detroit's Metropolitan Airport. Police detained three
passengers in Detroit after the crew of the Frontier Airlines flight
from Denver reported suspicious activity on board and NORAD officials
sent two F-16 jets to shadow the flight until it landed safely, the
airline and federal officials said. Frontier Flight 623, with 116
passengers on board, landed without incident in Detroit after the crew
reported that two people were spending "an extraordinarily long time"
in a bathroom, Frontier spokesman Peter Kowalchuck said. (Detroit News
| Elizabeth Conley)

A flight from Denver to Detroit was followed by F-16 fighters and then
met by police and bomb-sniffing dogs this afternoon after two people
stayed too long in an airplane lavratory.

Nothing was found, but three people were taken into custody for
questioning and, eventually, the other 113 passengers aboard Frontier
Flight 623 were able to collect their carry-on bags during a day of
high anxiety over the 10th anniversary of 9/11.

None of the three had been arrested, according to TSA.

The flight from Denver International Airport to Metropolitan Wayne
County Airport was directed to a remote part of the airfield to be
evacuated and searched by dogs for explosives, authorities said.

"These cops come in SWAT gear and machine guns, and they made us put
our hands on the head rest in front (of each passenger) and they went
through and arrested three different people," passenger Tim Taggart of
Denver told 9News.

Frontier issued a written statement saying the two people were
"spending an extraordinarily long time in the lavatory," and referred
all other questions to law enforcement agencies.

Spokespeople for the airport and the Transportation Security
Administration did not say how long was too long.

TSA issued a statement that the reaction the incident was "out of an
abundance of caution."

The people detained have not been named, and it is not clear whether
they boarded in Denver or in San Diego, where the flight originated
this morning.

The North American Aerospace Defense Command, based at Peterson Air
Force Base in El Paso County, had scrambled two F-16 jets to shadow
the flight until it landed.

NORAD spokesman John Cornelio said that for "operational security
reasons" he could not say where the F-16s were scrambled or how many
were on duty Sunday.

Two fighter jets also escorted a Los Angeles-to-New York American
Airlines flight this morning after three passengers locked themselves
in a bathroom.

Joey Bunch: 303-954-1174 or



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Mile-High club....

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Well, that is gonna put a damper on the membership drive for the
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Who needs more than five minutes?




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On Tue, 13 Sep 2011 07:13:49 -0500, "HeyBub" wrote:

aemeijers wrote:

Well, that is gonna put a damper on the membership drive for the
Mile-High club....


Who needs more than five minutes?


About half.
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More 9/11 panic

http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_18873515

Long stay in restroom alarms flight crew on Detroit flight from Denver

By Joey Bunch
The Denver Post
Posted: 09/11/2011 04:15:02 PM MDT
Updated: 09/11/2011 06:57:21 PM MDT

Security checks out a Frontier Airlines plane on Sunday, Sept. 11,
2011 at Detroit's Metropolitan Airport. Police detained three
passengers in Detroit after the crew of the Frontier Airlines flight
from Denver reported suspicious activity on board and NORAD officials
sent two F-16 jets to shadow the flight until it landed safely, the
airline and federal officials said. Frontier Flight 623, with 116
passengers on board, landed without incident in Detroit after the crew
reported that two people were spending "an extraordinarily long time"
in a bathroom, Frontier spokesman Peter Kowalchuck said. (Detroit News
| Elizabeth Conley)

A flight from Denver to Detroit was followed by F-16 fighters and then
met by police and bomb-sniffing dogs this afternoon after two people
stayed too long in an airplane lavratory.

Nothing was found, but three people were taken into custody for
questioning and, eventually, the other 113 passengers aboard Frontier
Flight 623 were able to collect their carry-on bags during a day of
high anxiety over the 10th anniversary of 9/11.

None of the three had been arrested, according to TSA.


And here's the first-person account of one of the suspects taken off
the plane in handcuffs: a suburban housewife from Ohio.


"...My flight from Denver landed in Detroit on time. I sent a text
message to my husband to let him know we had landed and I would be
home by dinner. The plane stopped on the tarmac, seemingly waiting to
have the gate cleared. We waited. I played on my phone, checking
Facebook, scrolling through my Twitter feed. After a while of sitting
there, I decided to call my husband to tell him the plane was being
delayed and I would call him when I got off the plane.

Just as I hung up the phone, the captain came over the loudspeaker and
announced that the airport authorities wanted to move the airplane to
a different part of the airport. Must be a blocked gate or something,
I thought. But then he said: Everyone remain in your seats or there
will be consequences. Sounded serious. I looked out the window and saw
a squadron of police cars following the plane, lights flashing. I
turned to my neighbor, who happened to be an Indian man, in
wonderment. What is going on? Others on the plane were remarking at
the police as well. Getting a little uneasy, I decided the best thing
for me to do was to tweet about the experience. If the plane was going
to blow up, at least there’d be some record on my part.

....Before I knew it, about 10 cops, some in what looked like military
fatigues, were running toward the plane carrying the biggest machine
guns I have ever seen–bigger than what the guards carry at French
train stations.

My last tweet: Majorly armed cops coming aboard

Someone shouted for us to place our hands on the seats in front of us,
heads down. The cops ran down the aisle, stopped at my row and yelled
at the three of us to get up. “Can I bring my phone?” I asked, of
course. What a cliffhanger for my Twitter followers! No, one of the
cops said, grabbing my arm a little harder than I would have liked. He
slapped metal cuffs on my wrists and pushed me off the plane. The
three of us, two Indian men living in the Detroit metro area, and me,
a half-Arab, half-Jewish housewife living in suburban Ohio, were being
detained.

The cops brought us to a parked squad car next to the plane, had us
spread our legs and arms. Mine asked me if I was wearing any explosives.

....I got out of the car and was led, still cuffed, to a cell. “Are you
serious?” I asked the officer, and he said yes. The heavy metal door
was shut and locked behind me. Again, I asked what was going on and
why was I here. Finally he said, they will let you know later. They
are going to ask you some questions.

A plainclothes officer stood came to my door and asked me if I spoke
English. Something in me snapped at that question. Of course I spoke
English I'm an American citizen, you asshole! Well, I left the
expletive out. “Ok,” he said and stood watch outside my door saying he
wanted to make sure I didn’t “flush anything.” He also wouldn’t tell
me what was going on.

....They had done some background check on me already because they knew
I had been to Venezuela in 2001. They asked about my brother and
sister and asked about my foreign travel. They asked what I did during
the flight. I told them I didn’t get up at all, read, slept and played
on my phone (in airplane mode, don’t worry). They asked about my
education and wanted my address, Social Security, phone number,
Facebook, Twitter, pretty much my whole life story.

Again, I asked what was going on, and the man said judging from their
line of questioning that I could probably guess, but that someone on
the plane had reported that the three of us in row 12 were conducting
suspicious activity. What is the likelihood that two Indian men who
didn’t know each other and a dark-skinned woman of Arab/Jewish
heritage would be on the same flight from Denver to Detroit? Was that
suspicion enough? Even considering that we didn’t say a word to each
other until it became clear there were cops following our plane?
Perhaps it was two Indian man going to the bathroom in succession?

He said the three of us were being released and there was nothing
suspicious found on the plane. He apologized for what had happened and
thanked me for understanding and cooperating. He said, “It’s 9/11 and
people are seeing ghosts. They are seeing things that aren’t there.”
He said they had to act on a report of suspicious behavior, and this
is what the reaction looks like.

He said there had been 50 other similar incidents across the country
that day.

All I know, is I probably won’t be flying again on Sept. 11."

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Well, that is gonna put a damper on the membership drive for the
Mile-High club....


Who needs more than five minutes?


My condolences to your wife/"main squeeze".

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From now on, everyone will only be allowed to remain in a public
restroom for 5 minutes maximum. Anyone who stays in any restroom for
more than 5 minutes will be listed as terrorists and shot to death
upon leaving the restroom. Always be sure to set a timer on your
cellphone when you enter any public restroom, or face the
consequences. This law has gone into effect and will be enforced
immediately.

Beginning January 1, 2012, everyone staying in ANY room containing a
toilet, including bathrooms at home, will be limited to no more than 5
minutes. The government will require all bathrooms in every home and
business MUST have a video camera in their bathroom, connected by the
internet to the FBI. Anyone who does NOT install a camera by that
date, will be shot and killed BEFORE they enter the bathroom.



Hey, Ex. Did you find a new place to troll? Come back where you are
appreciated.
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Well, that is gonna put a damper on the membership drive for the
Mile-High club....


Who needs more than five minutes?


My condolences to your wife/"main squeeze".


Strange. I've known many women.

All who offered an observation claim I'm a lousy lover.

How they can say that after only thirty seconds is beyond me.




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On Mon, 12 Sep 2011 03:40:44 -0500, Ex-AA.CULT.member#967906.72 wrote:

From now on, everyone will only be allowed to remain in a public
restroom for 5 minutes maximum. Anyone who stays in any restroom for
more than 5 minutes will be listed as terrorists and shot to death upon
leaving the restroom. Always be sure to set a timer on your cellphone
when you enter any public restroom, or face the consequences. This law
has gone into effect and will be enforced immediately.

Beginning January 1, 2012, everyone staying in ANY room containing a
toilet, including bathrooms at home, will be limited to no more than 5
minutes. The government will require all bathrooms in every home and
business MUST have a video camera in their bathroom, connected by the
internet to the FBI. Anyone who does NOT install a camera by that date,
will be shot and killed BEFORE they enter the bathroom.


For the sake of the group please don't install a camera in your bathroom.

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Just as I hung up the phone, the captain came over the loudspeaker and
announced that the airport authorities wanted to move the airplane to
a different part of the airport. Must be a blocked gate or something,
I thought. But then he said: Everyone remain in your seats or there
will be consequences. Sounded serious. I looked out the window and saw
a squadron of police cars following the plane, lights flashing. I
turned to my neighbor, who happened to be an Indian man, in
wonderment. What is going on? Others on the plane were remarking at
the police as well. Getting a little uneasy, I decided the best thing
for me to do was to tweet about the experience. If the plane was going
to blow up, at least there’d be some record on my part.

...Before I knew it, about 10 cops, some in what looked like military
fatigues, were running toward the plane carrying the biggest machine
guns I have ever seen–bigger than what the guards carry at French
train stations.

My last tweet: Majorly armed cops coming aboard


If I were you, I'd get a good lawyer and sue Twitter. They are the
cause of this.....

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Well, that is gonna put a damper on the membership drive for the
Mile-High club....


Who needs more than five minutes?


My condolences to your wife/"main squeeze".


Strange. I've known many women.

All who offered an observation claim I'm a lousy lover.

How they can say that after only thirty seconds is beyond me.




LOL!
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Great. Now I have something credible to repeat. A first person account of
something I read on the internet posted by somebody.
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On 9/12/2011 3:32 PM, wrote:

http://shebshi.wordpress.com/2011/09...nd-awe-raciall
y-profiled-and-cuffed-in-detroit/




Great. Now I have something credible to repeat. A first person account of
something I read on the internet posted by somebody.


Especially since she sorta forgets to mention that she was seated
between the two guys who went into the restroom for an extended period
of time. The only thing they profiled was the seating arrangement.

Reminds me of the black chick a few years ago who was "talked to" by the
cops at IND. She yelled racial profiling and it wasn't until the 9-10
paragraph that it got mentioned that she had no luggage, had bought the
tickets at the airport, with cash and they were one-way. I wrote a
letter to the editor suggesting that someone matching the profile for a
drug mule so perfectly HAD to been trying to pick the fight. I further
suggested that given that set of circumstances, they probably would have
strip searched Mother Teresa.

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On Sep 15, 12:16*pm, Kurt Ullman wrote:

Especially since she sorta forgets to mention that she was seated
between the two guys who went into the restroom for an extended period
of time. The only thing they profiled was the seating arrangement.


I can't tell if that's wishful thinking or a delusion. Probably a bit
of both.

Reminds me of the black chick a few years ago who was "talked to" by the
cops at IND. She yelled racial profiling and it wasn't until the 9-10
paragraph that it got mentioned that she had no luggage, had bought the
tickets at the airport, with cash and they were one-way. I wrote a
letter to the editor suggesting that someone matching the profile for a
drug mule so perfectly HAD to been trying to pick the fight. I further
suggested that given that set of circumstances, they probably would have
strip searched Mother Teresa.


You don't see the difference between those two scenarios?
Interesting. Say the cops pop a drug house - do they also search the
house next door simply due to its proximity?

I guess in your world view all criminals hang out together and don't
try to hide the fact that they're working in tandem. So two guys
walking together talking on the street approach you, and then one
walks around behind you while the other guy bumps you so they can
pickpocket you. You'd assume that the two guys didn't know each
other? Hardly. Criminals know this and conceal the fact. Shills,
decoys, etc.

From Wiki:
"By 07:40, all five hijackers were aboard the flight, scheduled to
depart at 07:45.[8][14] Mohamed Atta sat in business class seat 8D
with Abdulaziz al-Omari in 8G and Suqami in 10B. Waleed al-Shehri and
Wail al-Shehri sat in first class seats 2B and 2A.[12]"

The only two that sat next to each other were in first class. To an
airline and security, I'd imagine that a first class passenger is
automatically less suspicious and far less scrutinized.

There's no reading between the lines to realize that everyone was
jumpy due to the 9/11 anniversary, and everyone over-reacted to an
entirely normal situation on a plane - unrelated people sitting next
to each other on a plane that people assumed were related due to their
appearance. That is profiling pure and simple.

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