wrote:

From now on, everyone will only be allowed to remain in a public
restroom for 5 minutes maximum. Anyone who stays in any restroom for
more than 5 minutes will be listed as terrorists and shot to death
upon leaving the restroom. Always be sure to set a timer on your
cellphone when you enter any public restroom, or face the
consequences. This law has gone into effect and will be enforced
immediately.

Beginning January 1, 2012, everyone staying in ANY room containing a
toilet, including bathrooms at home, will be limited to no more than 5
minutes. The government will require all bathrooms in every home and
business MUST have a video camera in their bathroom, connected by the
internet to the FBI. Anyone who does NOT install a camera by that
date, will be shot and killed BEFORE they enter the bathroom.


Hey, Ex. Did you find a new place to troll? Come back where you are
appreciated.