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Default 5 minute limit in the restroom

On Sep 12, 4:40*am, wrote:
From now on, everyone will only be allowed to remain in a public
restroom for 5 minutes maximum. *Anyone who stays in any restroom for
more than 5 minutes will be listed as terrorists and shot to death
upon leaving the restroom. *Always be sure to set a timer on your
cellphone when you enter any public restroom, or face the
consequences. *This law has gone into effect and will be enforced
immediately. *

Beginning January 1, 2012, everyone staying in ANY room containing a
toilet, including bathrooms at home, will be limited to no more than 5
minutes. *The government will require all bathrooms in every home and
business MUST have a video camera in their bathroom, connected by the
internet to the FBI. *Anyone who does NOT install a camera by that
date, will be shot and killed BEFORE they enter the bathroom.


although this is a troll post bathroom changes are coming.

all new or remoldeled homes will require a male urinal in each one.

the nreason a urinal saves water, the flush can be well under a quart
and may be lower.......

this will save much water and sewer bills