On 9/12/2011 12:07 PM, harry wrote:
On Sep 12, 1:09 pm, bob wrote:
On Sep 12, 4:40 am, wrote:

From now on, everyone will only be allowed to remain in a public
restroom for 5 minutes maximum. Anyone who stays in any restroom for
more than 5 minutes will be listed as terrorists and shot to death
upon leaving the restroom. Always be sure to set a timer on your
cellphone when you enter any public restroom, or face the
consequences. This law has gone into effect and will be enforced
immediately.

Beginning January 1, 2012, everyone staying in ANY room containing a
toilet, including bathrooms at home, will be limited to no more than 5
minutes. The government will require all bathrooms in every home and
business MUST have a video camera in their bathroom, connected by the
internet to the FBI. Anyone who does NOT install a camera by that
date, will be shot and killed BEFORE they enter the bathroom.

although this is a troll post bathroom changes are coming.

all new or remoldeled homes will require a male urinal in each one.

the nreason a urinal saves water, the flush can be well under a quart
and may be lower.......

this will save much water and sewer bills

If it's yellow,let it mellow?

if it's yellow, go outside! duh.


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Steve Barker
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