The world has not ended. You can go out and lynch the silly old
bugger now. Or maybe you could just sue him for malpractice.

Bit disappointing really. Did Arnie save us all somehow? No, can't be
that, I hear he's gonna need saving himself (from his wife). A woman
scorned.
Amazing that. Behaving just like our royalty of old.

All you who have maxed out your credit cards will need to leave the
country. Your credit will still be good in Afghanistan. Take a bath
towel to wind round your head and you will be incognito. Trade in
your Browning for an AK47.
Allah akbar.

On 5/21/2011 3:52 PM, harry wrote:
The world has not ended. You can go out and lynch the silly old
bugger now. Or maybe you could just sue him for malpractice.

Bit disappointing really. Did Arnie save us all somehow? No, can't be
that, I hear he's gonna need saving himself (from his wife). A woman
scorned.
Amazing that. Behaving just like our royalty of old.

All you who have maxed out your credit cards will need to leave the
country. Your credit will still be good in Afghanistan. Take a bath
towel to wind round your head and you will be incognito. Trade in
your Browning for an AK47.
Allah akbar.

Your day will not end for a couple of hours. There's still hope for us.

Frank wrote the following:
On 5/21/2011 3:52 PM, harry wrote:
The world has not ended. You can go out and lynch the silly old
bugger now. Or maybe you could just sue him for malpractice.

Bit disappointing really. Did Arnie save us all somehow? No, can't be
that, I hear he's gonna need saving himself (from his wife). A woman
scorned.
Amazing that. Behaving just like our royalty of old.

All you who have maxed out your credit cards will need to leave the
country. Your credit will still be good in Afghanistan. Take a bath
towel to wind round your head and you will be incognito. Trade in
your Browning for an AK47.
Allah akbar.

Your day will not end for a couple of hours. There's still hope for us.
6 o'clock came and nothing happened. Maybe they didn't take into
consideration that it is Daylight Saving time. I got about 5 minutes
until 7 PM, which would be 6 PM during EST, so I'll let you know.

--

Bill
In Hamptonburgh, NY
In the original Orange County. Est. 1683
To email, remove the double zeroes after @

willshak wrote the following:
Frank wrote the following:
On 5/21/2011 3:52 PM, harry wrote:
The world has not ended. You can go out and lynch the silly old
bugger now. Or maybe you could just sue him for malpractice.

Bit disappointing really. Did Arnie save us all somehow? No, can't be
that, I hear he's gonna need saving himself (from his wife). A woman
scorned.
Amazing that. Behaving just like our royalty of old.

All you who have maxed out your credit cards will need to leave the
country. Your credit will still be good in Afghanistan. Take a bath
towel to wind round your head and you will be incognito. Trade in
your Browning for an AK47.
Allah akbar.

Your day will not end for a couple of hours. There's still hope for us.
6 o'clock came and nothing happened. Maybe they didn't take into
consideration that it is Daylight Saving time. I got about 5 minutes
until 7 PM, which would be 6 PM during EST, so I'll let you know.

OK, I'm still here. It's 11 minutes until 6 PM PDT Pacific time, maybe then.

--

Bill
In Hamptonburgh, NY
In the original Orange County. Est. 1683
To email, remove the double zeroes after @

willshak wrote:
willshak wrote the following:
Frank wrote the following:
On 5/21/2011 3:52 PM, harry wrote:
The world has not ended. You can go out and lynch the silly old
bugger now. Or maybe you could just sue him for malpractice.

Bit disappointing really. Did Arnie save us all somehow? No, can't be
that, I hear he's gonna need saving himself (from his wife). A woman
scorned.
Amazing that. Behaving just like our royalty of old.

All you who have maxed out your credit cards will need to leave the
country. Your credit will still be good in Afghanistan. Take a bath
towel to wind round your head and you will be incognito. Trade in
your Browning for an AK47.
Allah akbar.

Your day will not end for a couple of hours. There's still hope for us.
6 o'clock came and nothing happened. Maybe they didn't take into
consideration that it is Daylight Saving time. I got about 5 minutes
until 7 PM, which would be 6 PM during EST, so I'll let you know.

OK, I'm still here. It's 11 minutes until 6 PM PDT Pacific time, maybe
then.


Maybe God decided to be fashionably late to create a little
suspense and a bigger entrance.

On 5/21/2011 2:52 PM, harry wrote:
The world has not ended. You can go out and lynch the silly old
bugger now. Or maybe you could just sue him for malpractice.

Bit disappointing really. Did Arnie save us all somehow? No, can't be
that, I hear he's gonna need saving himself (from his wife). A woman
scorned.
Amazing that. Behaving just like our royalty of old.

All you who have maxed out your credit cards will need to leave the
country. Your credit will still be good in Afghanistan. Take a bath
towel to wind round your head and you will be incognito. Trade in
your Browning for an AK47.
Allah akbar.

Darn! I missed the end of the world, I was watching a Hollywood movie
about the end of the world and lost track of time. ^_^

TDD

On May 22, 4:48*am, The Daring Dufas
wrote:
On 5/21/2011 2:52 PM, harry wrote:

The world has not ended. *You can go out and lynch the silly old
bugger now. *Or maybe you could just sue him for malpractice.

Bit disappointing really. Did Arnie save us all somehow? No, can't be
that, I hear he's gonna need saving himself (from his wife). A woman
scorned.
Amazing that. Behaving just like our royalty of old.

All you who have maxed out your credit cards will need to leave the
country. *Your credit will still be good in Afghanistan. Take a bath
towel to wind round your head and you will be incognito. *Trade in
your Browning for an AK47.
Allah akbar.

Darn! I missed the end of the world, I was watching a Hollywood movie
about the end of the world and lost track of time. ^_^

TDD

Heh heh! They were showing hundreds of the old fart's followers on the
box over here. Amazing the number of dozy idiots there are about.

I spent the "last day" in Oxford. More history in one street of
Oxford than the whole of the USA.

There was an immam handing out islaamic tracts. People were cossing
the road to avoid him. He looked a nice old chap. Very smartly
dressed (western) and civilised. A bit like the Mormons we used to get
years ago.
He was getting lots of hostile glares. I expect he would have been
shot in America.

There were some more people had set up a stall supporting free
Palestine. Palestinian flags and everything. I picked up a leaflet.
There was lots more interest in that one. Everybody hetes f***g Jews.
I had a conversation with the them. Been to a lot of the same places.

Had a walk along the river Thames and round the colleges.

Lots of students, Americans. Japanese/Chinese and others I have no
idea. Heard every European language I think.

Went in the Asmolean Museum quite good.
Went is science museum, crap.
But both free.

On May 22, 2:30*am, harry wrote:
On May 22, 4:48*am, The Daring Dufas
wrote:





On 5/21/2011 2:52 PM, harry wrote:

The world has not ended. *You can go out and lynch the silly old
bugger now. *Or maybe you could just sue him for malpractice.

Bit disappointing really. Did Arnie save us all somehow? No, can't be
that, I hear he's gonna need saving himself (from his wife). A woman
scorned.
Amazing that. Behaving just like our royalty of old.

All you who have maxed out your credit cards will need to leave the
country. *Your credit will still be good in Afghanistan. Take a bath
towel to wind round your head and you will be incognito. *Trade in
your Browning for an AK47.
Allah akbar.

Darn! I missed the end of the world, I was watching a Hollywood movie
about the end of the world and lost track of time. ^_^

TDD

Heh heh! They were showing hundreds of the old fart's followers on the
box over here. *Amazing the number of dozy idiots there are about.

I spent the "last day" in Oxford. *More history in one street of
Oxford than the whole of the USA.

There was an immam handing out islaamic tracts. People were cossing
the road to avoid him. *He looked a nice old chap. *Very smartly
dressed (western) and civilised. A bit like the Mormons we used to get
years ago.
He was getting lots of hostile glares. I expect he would have been
shot in America.

There were some more people had set up a stall supporting free
Palestine. Palestinian flags and everything. I picked up a leaflet.
There was lots more interest in that one. Everybody hetes f***g Jews.
I had a conversation with the them. Been to a lot of the same places.

Had a walk along the river Thames and round the colleges.

Lots of students, Americans. Japanese/Chinese *and others I have no
idea. Heard every European language I think.

Went in the Asmolean Museum quite good.
Went is science museum, crap.
But both free.

YOU SNOOTY BELLY ACHING ENGRISH FOOL, GET A RIFE AND STOP BASHING
AMERICANERS,
IT SEEMS THEY ARE THE BANE OF YOUR PATHETIC TROLL EXISTENCE.
SEND THE CHECK TO THE ADDRESS I WILL GIVE YOU OR NEXT TIME YOU ARE
AROUND THAMES JUMP IN AND TAKE A DEEP BREATH.....NO ONE WILL MISS A
FRAUDULENT LYING SCHEMING CLOSET *******.
TGITM
PATECUM

harry wrote in news:4b7ac79e-9a28-47ee-a283-
:

The world has not ended. You can go out and lynch the silly old
bugger now. Or maybe you could just sue him for malpractice.

Bit disappointing really. Did Arnie save us all somehow? No, can't be
that, I hear he's gonna need saving himself (from his wife). A woman
scorned.
Amazing that. Behaving just like our royalty of old.

All you who have maxed out your credit cards will need to leave the
country. Your credit will still be good in Afghanistan. Take a bath
towel to wind round your head and you will be incognito. Trade in
your Browning for an AK47.
Allah akbar.


I think I am dead. I feel dead. Since death was planned, for my last meal I
went to Al's French Frys and has 14 chilidogs, 6 sliders and a drywall
bucket of fries. I'm a hurtin' unit and have to take a wicked crap.

On May 22, 2:04*pm, Red Green wrote:
harry wrote in news:4b7ac79e-9a28-47ee-a283-
:

The world has not ended. *You can go out and lynch the silly old
bugger now. *Or maybe you could just sue him for malpractice.

Bit disappointing really. Did Arnie save us all somehow? No, can't be
that, I hear he's gonna need saving himself (from his wife). A woman
scorned.
Amazing that. Behaving just like our royalty of old.

All you who have maxed out your credit cards will need to leave the
country. *Your credit will still be good in Afghanistan. Take a bath
towel to wind round your head and you will be incognito. *Trade in
your Browning for an AK47.
Allah akbar.

I think I am dead. I feel dead. Since death was planned, for my last meal I
went to Al's French Frys and has 14 chilidogs, 6 sliders and a drywall
bucket of fries. I'm a hurtin' unit and have to take a wicked crap.

If you were dead, you would feel no pain. Maybe you had a near death
experience. Any sign of the 22 virgins?

On Sun, 22 May 2011 13:04:31 GMT, Red Green wrote:

harry wrote in news:4b7ac79e-9a28-47ee-a283-
:

The world has not ended. You can go out and lynch the silly old
bugger now. Or maybe you could just sue him for malpractice.

Bit disappointing really. Did Arnie save us all somehow? No, can't be
that, I hear he's gonna need saving himself (from his wife). A woman
scorned.
Amazing that. Behaving just like our royalty of old.

All you who have maxed out your credit cards will need to leave the
country. Your credit will still be good in Afghanistan. Take a bath
towel to wind round your head and you will be incognito. Trade in
your Browning for an AK47.
Allah akbar.


I think I am dead. I feel dead. Since death was planned, for my last meal I
went to Al's French Frys and has 14 chilidogs, 6 sliders and a drywall
bucket of fries. I'm a hurtin' unit and have to take a wicked crap.

Al's? Taking a wicked crap after all that grease should be *no* problem. You
may need this group after, though.

On May 22, 7:36*pm, Red Green wrote:
harry wrote :





On May 22, 2:04*pm, Red Green wrote:
harry wrote in news:4b7ac79e-9a28-47ee-a283-
:

The world has not ended. *You can go out and lynch the silly old
bugger now. *Or maybe you could just sue him for malpractice.

Bit disappointing really. Did Arnie save us all somehow? No, can't
be that, I hear he's gonna need saving himself (from his wife). A
woman scorned.
Amazing that. Behaving just like our royalty of old.

All you who have maxed out your credit cards will need to leave the
country. *Your credit will still be good in Afghanistan. Take a
bath towel to wind round your head and you will be incognito.
*Trade in your Browning for an AK47.
Allah akbar.

I think I am dead. I feel dead. Since death was planned, for my last
meal
*I
went to Al's French Frys and has 14 chilidogs, 6 sliders and a
drywall bucket of fries. I'm a hurtin' unit and have to take a wicked
crap.

If you were dead, you would feel no pain. Maybe you had a near death
experience. Any sign of the 22 virgins?

Well I'm almost dead.

[clang]
Bring out your dead!
Customer: Here's one.
Cart Guy: Ninepence.
Dying Man: I'm not dead!
Cart Guy: What?
Customer: Nothing. Here's your ninepence.
Dying Man: I'm not dead!
Cart Guy: 'Ere. He says he's not dead!
Customer: Yes, he is.
Dying Man: I'm not!
Cart Guy: He isn't?
Customer: Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
Dying Man: I'm getting better!
Customer: No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
Cart Guy: Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
Dying Man: I don't want to go on the cart!
Customer: Oh, don't be such a baby.
Cart Guy: I can't take him.
Dying Man: I feel fine!
Customer: Well, do us a favour.
Cart Guy: I can't.
Customer: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be
long.
Cart Guy: No, I've got to go to the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
Customer: Well, when's your next round?
Cart Guy: Thursday.
Dying Man: I think I'll go for a walk.
Customer: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there
something you can do?
Dying Man: [singing] I feel happy. I feel happy.
[whop]
Customer: Ah, thanks very much.
Cart Guy: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
Customer: Right. All right.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Ninepence???????????? What's this, Monty Python?

On May 23, 2:00*am, harry wrote:
On May 22, 7:36*pm, Red Green wrote:





harry wrote :

On May 22, 2:04*pm, Red Green wrote:
harry wrote in news:4b7ac79e-9a28-47ee-a283-
:

The world has not ended. *You can go out and lynch the silly old
bugger now. *Or maybe you could just sue him for malpractice.

Bit disappointing really. Did Arnie save us all somehow? No, can't
be that, I hear he's gonna need saving himself (from his wife). A
woman scorned.
Amazing that. Behaving just like our royalty of old.

All you who have maxed out your credit cards will need to leave the
country. *Your credit will still be good in Afghanistan. Take a
bath towel to wind round your head and you will be incognito.
*Trade in your Browning for an AK47.
Allah akbar.

I think I am dead. I feel dead. Since death was planned, for my last
meal
*I
went to Al's French Frys and has 14 chilidogs, 6 sliders and a
drywall bucket of fries. I'm a hurtin' unit and have to take a wicked
crap.

If you were dead, you would feel no pain. Maybe you had a near death
experience. Any sign of the 22 virgins?

Well I'm almost dead.

[clang]
Bring out your dead!
Customer: Here's one.
Cart Guy: Ninepence.
Dying Man: I'm not dead!
Cart Guy: What?
Customer: Nothing. Here's your ninepence.
Dying Man: I'm not dead!
Cart Guy: 'Ere. He says he's not dead!
Customer: Yes, he is.
Dying Man: I'm not!
Cart Guy: He isn't?
Customer: Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
Dying Man: I'm getting better!
Customer: No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
Cart Guy: Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
Dying Man: I don't want to go on the cart!
Customer: Oh, don't be such a baby.
Cart Guy: I can't take him.
Dying Man: I feel fine!
Customer: Well, do us a favour.
Cart Guy: I can't.
Customer: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be
long.
Cart Guy: No, I've got to go to the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today..
Customer: Well, when's your next round?
Cart Guy: Thursday.
Dying Man: I think I'll go for a walk.
Customer: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there
something you can do?
Dying Man: [singing] I feel happy. I feel happy.
[whop]
Customer: Ah, thanks very much.
Cart Guy: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
Customer: Right. All right.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Ninepence???????????? *What's this, Monty Python?

SOUNDS MORE LIKE BENNY HILL-BILLY.
TGITM
PAT ECUM
PS: THEY BETTER SEND THE CHECK TO THE BROY, AND STOP BOTHERING ME
ABOUT IT., I AM IN NO MOOD FOR ILL FINANCIAL HUMORISTS.
P.E./SCOTLAND YARD/GOOGLE

On May 22, 12:51*pm, harry wrote:
On May 22, 2:04*pm, Red Green wrote:





harry wrote in news:4b7ac79e-9a28-47ee-a283-
:

The world has not ended. *You can go out and lynch the silly old
bugger now. *Or maybe you could just sue him for malpractice.

Bit disappointing really. Did Arnie save us all somehow? No, can't be
that, I hear he's gonna need saving himself (from his wife). A woman
scorned.
Amazing that. Behaving just like our royalty of old.

All you who have maxed out your credit cards will need to leave the
country. *Your credit will still be good in Afghanistan. Take a bath
towel to wind round your head and you will be incognito. *Trade in
your Browning for an AK47.
Allah akbar.

I think I am dead. I feel dead. Since death was planned, for my last meal I
went to Al's French Frys and has 14 chilidogs, 6 sliders and a drywall
bucket of fries. I'm a hurtin' unit and have to take a wicked crap.

If you were dead, you would feel no pain. Maybe you had a near death
experience. Any sign of the 22 virgins?

HOW DO YOU KNOW, HAVE YOU BEEN DEAD WITHOUT MY KNOWLEDGE?
DON'T KID YOURSELVES, VIRGINS ARE FOR THE LIVING, THE DEAD ONLY GET
GHOULS AND ZOMBIES.
IF YOUVE BEEN REALLY GOOD AND LUCKY MAYBE YOU GET AN ANGEL, JUST
MAYBE.
YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE.
TGITM
PATECUM