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Default OT Relax. I'm still here.

On May 22, 12:51*pm, harry wrote:
On May 22, 2:04*pm, Red Green wrote:





harry wrote in news:4b7ac79e-9a28-47ee-a283-
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The world has not ended. *You can go out and lynch the silly old
bugger now. *Or maybe you could just sue him for malpractice.


Bit disappointing really. Did Arnie save us all somehow? No, can't be
that, I hear he's gonna need saving himself (from his wife). A woman
scorned.
Amazing that. Behaving just like our royalty of old.


All you who have maxed out your credit cards will need to leave the
country. *Your credit will still be good in Afghanistan. Take a bath
towel to wind round your head and you will be incognito. *Trade in
your Browning for an AK47.
Allah akbar.


I think I am dead. I feel dead. Since death was planned, for my last meal I
went to Al's French Frys and has 14 chilidogs, 6 sliders and a drywall
bucket of fries. I'm a hurtin' unit and have to take a wicked crap.


If you were dead, you would feel no pain. Maybe you had a near death
experience. Any sign of the 22 virgins?


HOW DO YOU KNOW, HAVE YOU BEEN DEAD WITHOUT MY KNOWLEDGE?
DON'T KID YOURSELVES, VIRGINS ARE FOR THE LIVING, THE DEAD ONLY GET
GHOULS AND ZOMBIES.
IF YOUVE BEEN REALLY GOOD AND LUCKY MAYBE YOU GET AN ANGEL, JUST
MAYBE.
YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE.
TGITM
PATECUM