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Default Government not doing their job of CHANGE.....

When Obama was campaigning, he said he was going to CHANGE things for
us. Well, I blew a fuse the other day. I called the Whitehouse, and
asked to speak to the president. They said that they could only take
a message. I told them that I wanted him to come to my house and
CHANGE the blown fuse. He has not shown up yet.....
Where's this CHANGE he promised? I planned to have him CHANGE my oil
too while he was here.....

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On Jan 10, 4:54*am, wrote:
When Obama was campaigning, he said he was going to CHANGE things for
us. *Well, I blew a fuse the other day. *I called the Whitehouse, and
asked to speak to the president. *They said that they could only take
a message. *I told them that I wanted him to come to my house and
CHANGE the blown fuse. *He has not shown up yet.....
Where's this CHANGE he promised? *I planned to have him CHANGE my oil
too while he was here.....


MBE YOU HAVE NOT PAYED YOUR TAXES.
SINCE YOU ARE INDEBTED HE CAN REFUSE TO PROVIDE SERVICE UNTIL YOU
SATISFY YOUR PRESENT ACCOUNT.
I CHECKED....PLUS HE HELPED YOUR NEIGHBOR MOVE WHILE YOU WERE SITTING
ON YOUR OBESE BOTTOM WAITING FOR TNE US GOVERNMENT TO CHANGE CRAP IN
YOUR LIFE.
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, THE BANKER SEEMS INTERESTED IN CHANGING THAT FUSE.
TAKE COMMAND AND DO IT YOURSELF, BEFORE THEY REALLY COME DO IT FOR
YOU

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Default Government not doing their job of CHANGE.....

I called Obama to come and change my baby. He did, and now
people wonder why I'm carrying a negro baby around. The kid
was white, up till the government worker arrived.

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When Obama was campaigning, he said he was going to CHANGE
things for
us. Well, I blew a fuse the other day. I called the
Whitehouse, and
asked to speak to the president. They said that they could
only take
a message. I told them that I wanted him to come to my
house and
CHANGE the blown fuse. He has not shown up yet.....
Where's this CHANGE he promised? I planned to have him
CHANGE my oil
too while he was here.....


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Default Government not doing their job of CHANGE.....

The change is nothing is being done!!!!!

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