When Obama was campaigning, he said he was going to CHANGE things for
us. Well, I blew a fuse the other day. I called the Whitehouse, and
asked to speak to the president. They said that they could only take
a message. I told them that I wanted him to come to my house and
CHANGE the blown fuse. He has not shown up yet.....
Where's this CHANGE he promised? I planned to have him CHANGE my oil
too while he was here.....