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Every holiday, my wife and I visit my In-laws and they cook a huge meal every day we are there. Unfortunately after a couple of days of this continuous eating, I always have a huge BM while there and the commode always stops up and overflows. If my stool comes out in sections, then I now know to flush after each plop. But usually, it comes out in one huge solid piece that is about 2 inches in diameter and maybe 8 inchs long. I'm thinking I need a handy tool to cut this specimen up into three or four sections but I have no idea what to use as a tool and I thought you guys give excellent advice and could help. I guess a wire guillotine type cutter would be easy to carry and effective but I've never seen one. I really don't want to use a kitchen knife. Maybe a handy coat hanger could be fashioned into some sort of tool??? I could really use your suggestions - before spring break. Please help. Duff. |
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On Sun 13 Jan 2008 11:10:55p, Duff told us...
Every holiday, my wife and I visit my In-laws and they cook a huge meal every day we are there. Unfortunately after a couple of days of this continuous eating, I always have a huge BM while there and the commode always stops up and overflows. If my stool comes out in sections, then I now know to flush after each plop. But usually, it comes out in one huge solid piece that is about 2 inches in diameter and maybe 8 inchs long. I'm thinking I need a handy tool to cut this specimen up into three or four sections but I have no idea what to use as a tool and I thought you guys give excellent advice and could help. I guess a wire guillotine type cutter would be easy to carry and effective but I've never seen one. I really don't want to use a kitchen knife. Maybe a handy coat hanger could be fashioned into some sort of tool??? I could really use your suggestions - before spring break. Please help. Duff. Too bad they don't have an outhouse. Wouldn't be a problem there. :-) -- Wayne Boatwright ******************************************* Date: Sunday, 01(I)/13(XIII)/08(MMVIII) ******************************************* I've got an overload of bottomless thought right here in my left fist. ******************************************* |
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Someone, I knew, many years ago boasted of using a windshield ice scraper
for that purpose. "Duff" wrote in message ... Every holiday, my wife and I visit my In-laws and they cook a huge meal every day we are there. Unfortunately after a couple of days of this continuous eating, I always have a huge BM while there and the commode always stops up and overflows. If my stool comes out in sections, then I now know to flush after each plop. But usually, it comes out in one huge solid piece that is about 2 inches in diameter and maybe 8 inchs long. I'm thinking I need a handy tool to cut this specimen up into three or four sections but I have no idea what to use as a tool and I thought you guys give excellent advice and could help. I guess a wire guillotine type cutter would be easy to carry and effective but I've never seen one. I really don't want to use a kitchen knife. Maybe a handy coat hanger could be fashioned into some sort of tool??? I could really use your suggestions - before spring break. Please help. Duff. |
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On Mon, 14 Jan 2008 11:52:51 -0500, "EXT"
wrote: Someone, I knew, many years ago boasted of using a windshield ice scraper for that purpose. "Duff" wrote in message .. . Every holiday, my wife and I visit my In-laws and they cook a huge meal every day we are there. Unfortunately after a couple of days of this continuous eating, I always have a huge BM while there and the commode always stops up and overflows. If my stool comes out in sections, then I now know to flush after each plop. But usually, it comes out in one huge solid piece that is about 2 inches in diameter and maybe 8 inchs long. I'm thinking I need a handy tool to cut this specimen up into three or four sections but I have no idea what to use as a tool and I thought you guys give excellent advice and could help. I guess a wire guillotine type cutter would be easy to carry and effective but I've never seen one. I really don't want to use a kitchen knife. Maybe a handy coat hanger could be fashioned into some sort of tool??? I could really use your suggestions - before spring break. Please help. Duff. He dont need a wire guillotine cutter, thats what teeth are for. Just bite em in pieces. Unless you're a toothless redneck, then a thumb and index finger should do the job if used with a pinching motion like a scissors. All the tools are built into the human body for this sort of thing. |
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Duff wrote:
Every holiday, my wife and I visit my In-laws and they cook a huge meal every day we are there. Unfortunately after a couple of days of this continuous eating, I always have a huge BM while there and the commode always stops up and overflows. If my stool comes out in sections, then I now know to flush after each plop. But usually, it comes out in one huge solid piece that is about 2 inches in diameter and maybe 8 inchs long. This was really more detail than I needed to know. :-) |
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On Jan 14, 12:10*am, Duff wrote:
Every holiday, my wife and I visit my In-laws and they cook a huge meal every day we are there. * Unfortunately after a couple of days of this continuous eating, I always have a huge BM while there and the commode always stops up and overflows. * * If my stool comes out in sections, then I now know to flush after each plop. *But usually, it comes out in one huge solid piece that is about 2 inches in diameter and maybe 8 inchs long. I'm thinking I need a handy tool to cut this specimen up into three or four sections but I have no idea what to use as a tool and I thought you guys give excellent advice and could help. I guess a wire guillotine type cutter would be easy to carry and effective but I've never seen one. *I really don't want to use a kitchen knife. *Maybe a handy coat hanger could be fashioned into some sort of tool??? I could really use your suggestions - before spring break. * Please help. Duff. Oatmeal and bran flakes. |
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On Mon, 14 Jan 2008 00:10:55 -0600, Duff wrote:
Every holiday, my wife and I visit my In-laws and they cook a huge meal every day we are there. Unfortunately after a couple of days of this continuous eating, I always have a huge BM while there and the commode always stops up and overflows. If my stool comes out in sections, then I now know to flush after each plop. But usually, it comes out in one huge solid piece that is about 2 inches in diameter and maybe 8 inchs long. I'm thinking I need a handy tool to cut this specimen up into three or four sections but I have no idea what to use as a tool and I thought you guys give excellent advice and could help. I guess a wire guillotine type cutter would be easy to carry and effective but I've never seen one. I really don't want to use a kitchen knife. Maybe a handy coat hanger could be fashioned into some sort of tool??? I could really use your suggestions - before spring break. Please help. Duff. I've found that using your hand works better than any tool. Just keep jackknife handy if it gets under your finger nails. |
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Thumb and forefinger.
"Duff" wrote in message ... Every holiday, my wife and I visit my In-laws and they cook a huge meal every day we are there. Unfortunately after a couple of days of this continuous eating, I always have a huge BM while there and the commode always stops up and overflows. If my stool comes out in sections, then I now know to flush after each plop. But usually, it comes out in one huge solid piece that is about 2 inches in diameter and maybe 8 inchs long. I'm thinking I need a handy tool to cut this specimen up into three or four sections but I have no idea what to use as a tool and I thought you guys give excellent advice and could help. I guess a wire guillotine type cutter would be easy to carry and effective but I've never seen one. I really don't want to use a kitchen knife. Maybe a handy coat hanger could be fashioned into some sort of tool??? I could really use your suggestions - before spring break. Please help. Duff. |
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IGot2P wrote in :
Duff wrote: Every holiday, my wife and I visit my In-laws and they cook a huge meal every day we are there. Unfortunately after a couple of days of this continuous eating, I always have a huge BM while there and the commode always stops up and overflows. If my stool comes out in sections, then I now know to flush after each plop. But usually, it comes out in one huge solid piece that is about 2 inches in diameter and maybe 8 inchs long. This was really more detail than I needed to know. :-) Yea but it gave some gay dude a boner. |
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Duff wrote in news:2mulo3de9k5al9i7s1bv4s6d3qv4nllnn2@
4ax.com: Every holiday, my wife and I visit my In-laws and they cook a huge meal every day we are there. Unfortunately after a couple of days of this continuous eating, I always have a huge BM while there and the commode always stops up and overflows. If my stool comes out in sections, then I now know to flush after each plop. But usually, it comes out in one huge solid piece that is about 2 inches in diameter and maybe 8 inchs long. I'm thinking I need a handy tool to cut this specimen up into three or four sections but I have no idea what to use as a tool and I thought you guys give excellent advice and could help. I guess a wire guillotine type cutter would be easy to carry and effective but I've never seen one. I really don't want to use a kitchen knife. Maybe a handy coat hanger could be fashioned into some sort of tool??? I could really use your suggestions - before spring break. Please help. Duff. Consider a snare like the animal control people use. |
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"Duff" wrote in message ... Every holiday, my wife and I visit my In-laws and they cook a huge meal every day we are there. Unfortunately after a couple of days of this continuous eating, I always have a huge BM while there and the commode always stops up and overflows. If my stool comes out in sections, then I now know to flush after each plop. But usually, it comes out in one huge solid piece that is about 2 inches in diameter and maybe 8 inchs long. I'm thinking I need a handy tool to cut this specimen up into three or four sections but I have no idea what to use as a tool and I thought you guys give excellent advice and could help. I guess a wire guillotine type cutter would be easy to carry and effective but I've never seen one. I really don't want to use a kitchen knife. Maybe a handy coat hanger could be fashioned into some sort of tool??? I could really use your suggestions - before spring break. Please help. Duff. Tell you boyfriend to allow you more BM breaks between your love-making..... |
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