Stool Reducer
 

Every holiday, my wife and I visit my In-laws and they cook a huge
meal every day we are there.

Unfortunately after a couple of days of this continuous eating, I
always have a huge BM while there and the commode always stops up and
overflows.

If my stool comes out in sections, then I now know to flush after each
plop. But usually, it comes out in one huge solid piece that is about
2 inches in diameter and maybe 8 inchs long.

I'm thinking I need a handy tool to cut this specimen up into three or
four sections but I have no idea what to use as a tool and I thought
you guys give excellent advice and could help.

I guess a wire guillotine type cutter would be easy to carry and
effective but I've never seen one. I really don't want to use a
kitchen knife. Maybe a handy coat hanger could be fashioned into some
sort of tool???

I could really use your suggestions - before spring break.

Please help.

Duff.

Stool Reducer
 

On Sun 13 Jan 2008 11:10:55p, Duff told us...


Every holiday, my wife and I visit my In-laws and they cook a huge
meal every day we are there.

Unfortunately after a couple of days of this continuous eating, I
always have a huge BM while there and the commode always stops up and
overflows.

If my stool comes out in sections, then I now know to flush after each
plop. But usually, it comes out in one huge solid piece that is about
2 inches in diameter and maybe 8 inchs long.

I'm thinking I need a handy tool to cut this specimen up into three or
four sections but I have no idea what to use as a tool and I thought
you guys give excellent advice and could help.

I guess a wire guillotine type cutter would be easy to carry and
effective but I've never seen one. I really don't want to use a
kitchen knife. Maybe a handy coat hanger could be fashioned into some
sort of tool???

I could really use your suggestions - before spring break.

Please help.

Duff.




Too bad they don't have an outhouse. Wouldn't be a problem there. :-)

--
Wayne Boatwright

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Date: Sunday, 01(I)/13(XIII)/08(MMVIII)
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I've got an overload of bottomless
thought right here in my left fist.
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Stool Reducer
 

Someone, I knew, many years ago boasted of using a windshield ice scraper
for that purpose.

"Duff" wrote in message
...

Every holiday, my wife and I visit my In-laws and they cook a huge
meal every day we are there.

Unfortunately after a couple of days of this continuous eating, I
always have a huge BM while there and the commode always stops up and
overflows.

If my stool comes out in sections, then I now know to flush after each
plop. But usually, it comes out in one huge solid piece that is about
2 inches in diameter and maybe 8 inchs long.

I'm thinking I need a handy tool to cut this specimen up into three or
four sections but I have no idea what to use as a tool and I thought
you guys give excellent advice and could help.

I guess a wire guillotine type cutter would be easy to carry and
effective but I've never seen one. I really don't want to use a
kitchen knife. Maybe a handy coat hanger could be fashioned into some
sort of tool???

I could really use your suggestions - before spring break.

Please help.

Duff.

Stool Reducer
 

On Mon, 14 Jan 2008 11:52:51 -0500, "EXT"
wrote:

Someone, I knew, many years ago boasted of using a windshield ice scraper
for that purpose.

"Duff" wrote in message
.. .

Every holiday, my wife and I visit my In-laws and they cook a huge
meal every day we are there.

Unfortunately after a couple of days of this continuous eating, I
always have a huge BM while there and the commode always stops up and
overflows.

If my stool comes out in sections, then I now know to flush after each
plop. But usually, it comes out in one huge solid piece that is about
2 inches in diameter and maybe 8 inchs long.

I'm thinking I need a handy tool to cut this specimen up into three or
four sections but I have no idea what to use as a tool and I thought
you guys give excellent advice and could help.

I guess a wire guillotine type cutter would be easy to carry and
effective but I've never seen one. I really don't want to use a
kitchen knife. Maybe a handy coat hanger could be fashioned into some
sort of tool???

I could really use your suggestions - before spring break.

Please help.

Duff.




He dont need a wire guillotine cutter, thats what teeth are for. Just
bite em in pieces. Unless you're a toothless redneck, then a thumb
and index finger should do the job if used with a pinching motion like
a scissors. All the tools are built into the human body for this sort
of thing.

Stool Reducer
 

Duff wrote:
Every holiday, my wife and I visit my In-laws and they cook a huge
meal every day we are there.

Unfortunately after a couple of days of this continuous eating, I
always have a huge BM while there and the commode always stops up and
overflows.

If my stool comes out in sections, then I now know to flush after each
plop. But usually, it comes out in one huge solid piece that is about
2 inches in diameter and maybe 8 inchs long.

This was really more detail than I needed to know. :-)

Stool Reducer
 

On Jan 14, 12:10*am, Duff wrote:
Every holiday, my wife and I visit my In-laws and they cook a huge
meal every day we are there. *

Unfortunately after a couple of days of this continuous eating, I
always have a huge BM while there and the commode always stops up and
overflows. * *

If my stool comes out in sections, then I now know to flush after each
plop. *But usually, it comes out in one huge solid piece that is about
2 inches in diameter and maybe 8 inchs long.

I'm thinking I need a handy tool to cut this specimen up into three or
four sections but I have no idea what to use as a tool and I thought
you guys give excellent advice and could help.

I guess a wire guillotine type cutter would be easy to carry and
effective but I've never seen one. *I really don't want to use a
kitchen knife. *Maybe a handy coat hanger could be fashioned into some
sort of tool???

I could really use your suggestions - before spring break. *

Please help.

Duff.

Oatmeal and bran flakes.

Stool Reducer
 

On Mon, 14 Jan 2008 00:10:55 -0600, Duff wrote:


Every holiday, my wife and I visit my In-laws and they cook a huge
meal every day we are there.

Unfortunately after a couple of days of this continuous eating, I
always have a huge BM while there and the commode always stops up and
overflows.

If my stool comes out in sections, then I now know to flush after each
plop. But usually, it comes out in one huge solid piece that is about
2 inches in diameter and maybe 8 inchs long.

I'm thinking I need a handy tool to cut this specimen up into three or
four sections but I have no idea what to use as a tool and I thought
you guys give excellent advice and could help.

I guess a wire guillotine type cutter would be easy to carry and
effective but I've never seen one. I really don't want to use a
kitchen knife. Maybe a handy coat hanger could be fashioned into some
sort of tool???

I could really use your suggestions - before spring break.

Please help.

Duff.



I've found that using your hand works better than any tool.
Just keep jackknife handy if it gets under your finger nails.

Stool Reducer
 

Thumb and forefinger.
"Duff" wrote in message
...

Every holiday, my wife and I visit my In-laws and they cook a huge
meal every day we are there.

Unfortunately after a couple of days of this continuous eating, I
always have a huge BM while there and the commode always stops up and
overflows.

If my stool comes out in sections, then I now know to flush after each
plop. But usually, it comes out in one huge solid piece that is about
2 inches in diameter and maybe 8 inchs long.

I'm thinking I need a handy tool to cut this specimen up into three or
four sections but I have no idea what to use as a tool and I thought
you guys give excellent advice and could help.

I guess a wire guillotine type cutter would be easy to carry and
effective but I've never seen one. I really don't want to use a
kitchen knife. Maybe a handy coat hanger could be fashioned into some
sort of tool???

I could really use your suggestions - before spring break.

Please help.

Duff.

Stool Reducer
 

IGot2P wrote in :

Duff wrote:
Every holiday, my wife and I visit my In-laws and they cook a huge
meal every day we are there.

Unfortunately after a couple of days of this continuous eating, I
always have a huge BM while there and the commode always stops up and
overflows.

If my stool comes out in sections, then I now know to flush after each
plop. But usually, it comes out in one huge solid piece that is about
2 inches in diameter and maybe 8 inchs long.

This was really more detail than I needed to know. :-)


Yea but it gave some gay dude a boner.

Stool Reducer
 

Duff wrote in news:2mulo3de9k5al9i7s1bv4s6d3qv4nllnn2@
4ax.com:


Every holiday, my wife and I visit my In-laws and they cook a huge
meal every day we are there.

Unfortunately after a couple of days of this continuous eating, I
always have a huge BM while there and the commode always stops up and
overflows.

If my stool comes out in sections, then I now know to flush after each
plop. But usually, it comes out in one huge solid piece that is about
2 inches in diameter and maybe 8 inchs long.

I'm thinking I need a handy tool to cut this specimen up into three or
four sections but I have no idea what to use as a tool and I thought
you guys give excellent advice and could help.

I guess a wire guillotine type cutter would be easy to carry and
effective but I've never seen one. I really don't want to use a
kitchen knife. Maybe a handy coat hanger could be fashioned into some
sort of tool???

I could really use your suggestions - before spring break.

Please help.

Duff.




Consider a snare like the animal control people use.

Stool Reducer
 

"Duff" wrote in message
...

Every holiday, my wife and I visit my In-laws and they cook a huge
meal every day we are there.

Unfortunately after a couple of days of this continuous eating, I
always have a huge BM while there and the commode always stops up and
overflows.

If my stool comes out in sections, then I now know to flush after each
plop. But usually, it comes out in one huge solid piece that is about
2 inches in diameter and maybe 8 inchs long.

I'm thinking I need a handy tool to cut this specimen up into three or
four sections but I have no idea what to use as a tool and I thought
you guys give excellent advice and could help.

I guess a wire guillotine type cutter would be easy to carry and
effective but I've never seen one. I really don't want to use a
kitchen knife. Maybe a handy coat hanger could be fashioned into some
sort of tool???

I could really use your suggestions - before spring break.

Please help.

Duff.

Tell you boyfriend to allow you more BM breaks between your love-making.....