On Sun 13 Jan 2008 11:10:55p, Duff told us...


Every holiday, my wife and I visit my In-laws and they cook a huge
meal every day we are there.

Unfortunately after a couple of days of this continuous eating, I
always have a huge BM while there and the commode always stops up and
overflows.

If my stool comes out in sections, then I now know to flush after each
plop. But usually, it comes out in one huge solid piece that is about
2 inches in diameter and maybe 8 inchs long.

I'm thinking I need a handy tool to cut this specimen up into three or
four sections but I have no idea what to use as a tool and I thought
you guys give excellent advice and could help.

I guess a wire guillotine type cutter would be easy to carry and
effective but I've never seen one. I really don't want to use a
kitchen knife. Maybe a handy coat hanger could be fashioned into some
sort of tool???

I could really use your suggestions - before spring break.

Please help.

Duff.




Too bad they don't have an outhouse. Wouldn't be a problem there. :-)

--
Wayne Boatwright

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Date: Sunday, 01(I)/13(XIII)/08(MMVIII)
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I've got an overload of bottomless
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