How do I Stop a Barking God?
The damn thing lives a few houses down and barks 24/7.

On Aug 1, 2:21 am, wrote:
How do I Stop a Barking God?
The damn thing lives a few houses down and barks 24/7.

Tiki or talisman?
Usually, the bark is removed before the carving process.

Buddha statue?

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How do I Stop a Barking God?
The damn thing lives a few houses down and barks 24/7.

Did you hear about the dyslexic Unitarian? Can't decide if there
is a dog.

More seriously, you could take your prayer beads, rosary, and
crucifix. Go to the God and have a little chit chat. Bring a few
burnt offerings laced with sedative.

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You have to starve them.
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: How do I Stop a Barking God?
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face it, god is to powerfull to stop.

http://www.minibite.com/america/malone.htm

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How do I Stop a Barking God?
The damn thing lives a few houses down and barks 24/7.



Burnt offerings? Animal sacrifice?

Bob

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How do I Stop a Barking God?
The damn thing lives a few houses down and barks 24/7.

Have you spoken to the owner?
If no relief, call animal control and ask them what to do.

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On Wed, 01 Aug 2007 02:21:39 -0500, wrote:

How do I Stop a Barking God?
The damn thing lives a few houses down and barks 24/7.

Call the spoc

i bet most people didn't even get that... made me lol

On Aug 1, 3:10 pm, "longshot" wrote:
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On Wed, 01 Aug 2007 02:21:39 -0500, wrote:

How do I Stop a Barking God?
The damn thing lives a few houses down and barks 24/7.

Call the spoc

i bet most people didn't even get that... made me lol

Actually...most people got it...and it was almost funny.

I had to read it several times. Finally got it. Very good, sir!

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Call the spoc

i bet most people didn't even get that... made me lol

Actually...most people got it...and it was almost funny.


Best chuckle I've had this week.
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How do I Stop a Barking God?
The damn thing lives a few houses down and barks 24/7.

Have you spoken to the owner?

God has no owner

On Wed, 1 Aug 2007 10:00:30 -0400, "Stormin Mormon"
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Did you hear about the dyslexic Unitarian? Can't decide if there
is a dog.

Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac?

Stayed up all night wondering if there is a dog.




I told this about 15 years ago to a couple girls who were about 30,
when I was 45. I think I offended them; I'd guess it was the dyslexic
part. They didn't seem to make a distinction between unfunny jokes,
which might well be offensive, and funny ones, which rarely are, even
if the possibly offensive line is the same.

Why weren't they offended by my total disrepsect for insomniacs and
agnostics? I should have asked them. But then it turned out that the
one who invited me for dinner was moving out of town in a month
anyhow. She just wanted to practice dinner or something.

More seriously, you could take your prayer beads, rosary, and
crucifix. Go to the God and have a little chit chat. Bring a few
burnt offerings laced with sedative.

On Wed, 01 Aug 2007 20:10:03 GMT, "longshot" wrote:


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On Wed, 01 Aug 2007 02:21:39 -0500, wrote:

How do I Stop a Barking God?
The damn thing lives a few houses down and barks 24/7.

Call the spoc

i bet most people didn't even get that... made me lol

Isn't lol backwards for lol?

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On Aug 1, 3:10 pm, "longshot" wrote:
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On Wed, 01 Aug 2007 02:21:39 -0500, wrote:
How do I Stop a Barking God?
The damn thing lives a few houses down and barks 24/7.
Call the spoc
i bet most people didn't even get that... made me lol

Actually...most people got it...and it was almost funny.

Krab kcab ta ti :-)

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