Did you hear about the dyslexic Unitarian? Can't decide if there
is a dog.

More seriously, you could take your prayer beads, rosary, and
crucifix. Go to the God and have a little chit chat. Bring a few
burnt offerings laced with sedative.

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Christopher A. Young
You can't shout down a troll.
You have to starve them.
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: How do I Stop a Barking God?
: The damn thing lives a few houses down and barks 24/7.
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