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How do I Stop a Barking God?
How do I Stop a Barking God?
The damn thing lives a few houses down and barks 24/7. |
How do I Stop a Barking God?
On Aug 1, 2:21 am, wrote:
How do I Stop a Barking God? The damn thing lives a few houses down and barks 24/7. Tiki or talisman? Usually, the bark is removed before the carving process. |
How do I Stop a Barking God?
Buddha statue?
wrote in message ... How do I Stop a Barking God? The damn thing lives a few houses down and barks 24/7. |
How do I Stop a Barking God?
Did you hear about the dyslexic Unitarian? Can't decide if there
is a dog. More seriously, you could take your prayer beads, rosary, and crucifix. Go to the God and have a little chit chat. Bring a few burnt offerings laced with sedative. -- Christopher A. Young You can't shout down a troll. You have to starve them. .. wrote in message ... : How do I Stop a Barking God? : The damn thing lives a few houses down and barks 24/7. : : |
How do I Stop a Barking God?
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How do I Stop a Barking God?
wrote in message ... How do I Stop a Barking God? The damn thing lives a few houses down and barks 24/7. Burnt offerings? Animal sacrifice? Bob |
How do I Stop a Barking God?
wrote in message ... How do I Stop a Barking God? The damn thing lives a few houses down and barks 24/7. Have you spoken to the owner? If no relief, call animal control and ask them what to do. |
How do I Stop a Barking God?
wrote in message ... On Wed, 01 Aug 2007 02:21:39 -0500, wrote: How do I Stop a Barking God? The damn thing lives a few houses down and barks 24/7. Call the spoc i bet most people didn't even get that... made me lol |
How do I Stop a Barking God?
On Aug 1, 3:10 pm, "longshot" wrote:
wrote in message ... On Wed, 01 Aug 2007 02:21:39 -0500, wrote: How do I Stop a Barking God? The damn thing lives a few houses down and barks 24/7. Call the spoc i bet most people didn't even get that... made me lol Actually...most people got it...and it was almost funny. |
How do I Stop a Barking God?
I had to read it several times. Finally got it. Very good, sir!
-- Christopher A. Young You can't shout down a troll. You have to starve them. .. "longshot" wrote in message news:vM5si.204$9h.135@trndny04... : : wrote in message : ... : On Wed, 01 Aug 2007 02:21:39 -0500, wrote: : : How do I Stop a Barking God? : The damn thing lives a few houses down and barks 24/7. : : Call the spoc : : i bet most people didn't even get that... made me lol : : |
How do I Stop a Barking God?
wrote in message Call the spoc i bet most people didn't even get that... made me lol Actually...most people got it...and it was almost funny. Best chuckle I've had this week. -- Ed http://pages.cthome.net/edhome/ |
How do I Stop a Barking God?
"Toller" wrote in message ... wrote in message ... How do I Stop a Barking God? The damn thing lives a few houses down and barks 24/7. Have you spoken to the owner? God has no owner |
How do I Stop a Barking God?
On Wed, 1 Aug 2007 10:00:30 -0400, "Stormin Mormon"
wrote: Did you hear about the dyslexic Unitarian? Can't decide if there is a dog. Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac? Stayed up all night wondering if there is a dog. I told this about 15 years ago to a couple girls who were about 30, when I was 45. I think I offended them; I'd guess it was the dyslexic part. They didn't seem to make a distinction between unfunny jokes, which might well be offensive, and funny ones, which rarely are, even if the possibly offensive line is the same. Why weren't they offended by my total disrepsect for insomniacs and agnostics? I should have asked them. But then it turned out that the one who invited me for dinner was moving out of town in a month anyhow. She just wanted to practice dinner or something. More seriously, you could take your prayer beads, rosary, and crucifix. Go to the God and have a little chit chat. Bring a few burnt offerings laced with sedative. |
How do I Stop a Barking God?
On Wed, 01 Aug 2007 20:10:03 GMT, "longshot" wrote:
wrote in message .. . On Wed, 01 Aug 2007 02:21:39 -0500, wrote: How do I Stop a Barking God? The damn thing lives a few houses down and barks 24/7. Call the spoc i bet most people didn't even get that... made me lol Isn't lol backwards for lol? |
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