From a Girl Scout Leader in my neighborhood...

"If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn`t buy one. If a liberal
doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat. If a liberal
is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat
his enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still
look good.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a
liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as
independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves as
victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his
situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A
liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
(Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping
for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A liberal demands that
the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and
is embarrassed. If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans
like he's in labor and then sues.

If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have
a good laugh. A liberal will delete it because he's 'offended'."

...Jim Thompson
--
| James E.Thompson, CTO | mens |
| Analog Innovations, Inc. | et |
| Analog/Mixed-Signal ASIC's and Discrete Systems | manus |
| Phoenix, Arizona 85048 Skype: Contacts Only | |
| Voice480)460-2350 Fax: Available upon request | Brass Rat |
| E-mail Icon at http://www.analog-innovations.com | 1962 |

We right-wing conservatives go so far out of our way to be polite
that we wouldn't deign to use such words as "ignorant". Instead,
to keep everything warm and fuzzy, we substitute the synonyms
"leftist weenie", "liberal" and "Democrat" ;-)

Jim Thompson wrote:
From a Girl Scout Leader in my neighborhood...

"If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn`t buy one. If a liberal
doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat. If a liberal
is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat
his enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still
look good.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a
liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as
independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves as
victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his
situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A
liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
(Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping
for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A liberal demands that
the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and
is embarrassed. If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans
like he's in labor and then sues.

If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have
a good laugh. A liberal will delete it because he's 'offended'."

...Jim Thompson

Your friend might like to check out the Girl Scouts' web site to find
out what sort of causes they support...funny, abortion on demand seems
like an odd sort of cause for a children's charity....

Cheers

Phil Hobbs

On Mon, 05 Oct 2009 19:04:36 -0400, Phil Hobbs
wrote:

Jim Thompson wrote:
From a Girl Scout Leader in my neighborhood...

"If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn`t buy one. If a liberal
doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat. If a liberal
is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat
his enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still
look good.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a
liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as
independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves as
victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his
situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A
liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
(Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping
for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A liberal demands that
the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and
is embarrassed. If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans
like he's in labor and then sues.

If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have
a good laugh. A liberal will delete it because he's 'offended'."

...Jim Thompson

Your friend might like to check out the Girl Scouts' web site to find
out what sort of causes they support...funny, abortion on demand seems
like an odd sort of cause for a children's charity....

Cheers

Phil Hobbs

Those of us still playing "Girl Scout" are well aware of the lesbo
slant that "official" Girl Scouts has headed toward... locally we kick
ass... we're about to the point where we're going to draw blood...
'viva la revolution' ;-)

...Jim Thompson
--
| James E.Thompson, CTO | mens |
| Analog Innovations, Inc. | et |
| Analog/Mixed-Signal ASIC's and Discrete Systems | manus |
| Phoenix, Arizona 85048 Skype: Contacts Only | |
| Voice480)460-2350 Fax: Available upon request | Brass Rat |
| E-mail Icon at http://www.analog-innovations.com | 1962 |

We right-wing conservatives go so far out of our way to be polite
that we wouldn't deign to use such words as "ignorant" or "yellow-
belly". Instead, to keep everything warm and fuzzy, we substitute
the politically-correct synonyms "leftist weenie", "liberal" and
"Democrat" ;-)

Jim Thompson wrote:
From a Girl Scout Leader in my neighborhood...

"If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn`t buy one. If a liberal
doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat. If a liberal
is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat
his enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still
look good.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a
liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as
independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves as
victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his
situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A
liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
(Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping
for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A liberal demands that
the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and
is embarrassed. If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans
like he's in labor and then sues.

If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have
a good laugh. A liberal will delete it because he's 'offended'."

...Jim Thompson

And you can add to that.

If a conservative loses the presidential election, he'll whinge about it
forever on Usenet and make myriad cross posted inflammatory off topic
posts in technical groups about why liberals have to be exterminated. A
liberal accepts the results of a democratic election - albeit
reluctantly in the case of Florida vote rigging by the Bush dynasty.

Regards,
Martin Brown

Jim Thompson wrote:
From a Girl Scout Leader in my neighborhood...

"If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn`t buy one. If a liberal
doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat. If a liberal
is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat
his enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still
look good.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a
liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as
independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves as
victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his
situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A
liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
(Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping
for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A liberal demands that
the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and
is embarrassed. If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans
like he's in labor and then sues.

If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have
a good laugh. A liberal will delete it because he's 'offended'."

...Jim Thompson

And you can add to that.

If a conservative loses the presidential election, he'll whinge about it
forever on Usenet and make myriad cross posted inflammatory off topic
posts in technical groups about why liberals have to be exterminated. A
liberal accepts the results of a democratic election - albeit
reluctantly in the case of Florida vote rigging by the Bush dynasty.

Regards,
Martin Brown

"Martin Brown" wrote


If a conservative loses the presidential election, he'll whinge about it
forever on Usenet and make myriad cross posted inflammatory off topic
posts in technical groups about why liberals have to be exterminated. A
liberal accepts the results of a democratic election - albeit reluctantly
in the case of Florida vote rigging by the Bush dynasty.


Ah, the Bush administration.

The best Government money could buy!

"Martin Brown" wrote


If a conservative loses the presidential election, he'll whinge about it
forever on Usenet and make myriad cross posted inflammatory off topic
posts in technical groups about why liberals have to be exterminated. A
liberal accepts the results of a democratic election - albeit reluctantly
in the case of Florida vote rigging by the Bush dynasty.


Ah, the Bush administration.

The best Government money could buy!

Jim Thompson wrote:
From a Girl Scout Leader in my neighborhood...

"If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn`t buy one. If a liberal
doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

Lie.


If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat. If a liberal
is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

Lie.


If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat
his enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still
look good.

Lie.


If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a
liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

Lie.


If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as
independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves as
victims in need of government protection.

Lie.


If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his
situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

Lie.


If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

Lie.


If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A
liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
(Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

Lie.


If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping
for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A liberal demands that
the rest of us pay for his.

Lie.


If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and
is embarrassed. If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans
like he's in labor and then sues.

Lie.


If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have
a good laugh. A liberal will delete it because he's 'offended'."

yawn


Proof abounds - Republicans are Betas. lol

Jim Thompson wrote:
From a Girl Scout Leader in my neighborhood...

"If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn`t buy one. If a liberal
doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

Lie.


If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat. If a liberal
is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

Lie.


If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat
his enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still
look good.

Lie.


If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a
liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

Lie.


If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as
independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves as
victims in need of government protection.

Lie.


If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his
situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

Lie.


If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

Lie.


If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A
liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
(Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

Lie.


If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping
for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A liberal demands that
the rest of us pay for his.

Lie.


If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and
is embarrassed. If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans
like he's in labor and then sues.

Lie.


If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have
a good laugh. A liberal will delete it because he's 'offended'."

yawn


Proof abounds - Republicans are Betas. lol

Phil Hobbs wrote:
Jim Thompson wrote:
From a Girl Scout Leader in my neighborhood...

"If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn`t buy one. If a
liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat. If a liberal
is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to
defeat his enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and
still look good.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a
liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as
independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves
as victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his
situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches
channels. Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A
liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
(Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about
shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A liberal
demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and
is embarrassed. If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck,
moans like he's in labor and then sues.

If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can
have a good laugh. A liberal will delete it because he's 'offended'."

...Jim Thompson

Your friend might like to check out the Girl Scouts' web site to find
out what sort of causes they support...funny, abortion on demand seems
like an odd sort of cause for a children's charity....

Bet it's never mentioned. lol

Phil Hobbs wrote:
Jim Thompson wrote:
From a Girl Scout Leader in my neighborhood...

"If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn`t buy one. If a
liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat. If a liberal
is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to
defeat his enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and
still look good.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a
liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as
independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves
as victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his
situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches
channels. Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A
liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
(Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about
shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A liberal
demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and
is embarrassed. If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck,
moans like he's in labor and then sues.

If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can
have a good laugh. A liberal will delete it because he's 'offended'."

...Jim Thompson

Your friend might like to check out the Girl Scouts' web site to find
out what sort of causes they support...funny, abortion on demand seems
like an odd sort of cause for a children's charity....

Bet it's never mentioned. lol

Ouroboros Rex wrote:
Phil Hobbs wrote:
Jim Thompson wrote:
From a Girl Scout Leader in my neighborhood...

"If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn`t buy one. If a
liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat. If a liberal
is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to
defeat his enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and
still look good.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a
liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as
independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves
as victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his
situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches
channels. Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A
liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
(Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about
shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A liberal
demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and
is embarrassed. If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck,
moans like he's in labor and then sues.

If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can
have a good laugh. A liberal will delete it because he's 'offended'."

...Jim Thompson
Your friend might like to check out the Girl Scouts' web site to find
out what sort of causes they support...funny, abortion on demand seems
like an odd sort of cause for a children's charity....

Bet it's never mentioned. lol



Right you are. But the deceit involved is repulsive--they exploit the
children by using the warm fuzzy little-girls-selling-cookies
fundraising method to advocate killing their little brothers and sisters.

Cheers

Phil Hobbs

--
Dr Philip C D Hobbs
Principal
ElectroOptical Innovations
55 Orchard Rd
Briarcliff Manor NY 10510
845-480-2058
hobbs at electrooptical dot net
http://electrooptical.net

Phil Hobbs wrote:
Ouroboros Rex wrote:
Phil Hobbs wrote:
Jim Thompson wrote:
From a Girl Scout Leader in my neighborhood...

"If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn`t buy one. If a
liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat. If a
liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for
everyone. If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how
to
defeat his enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and
still look good.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a
liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as
independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves
as victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better
his situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches
channels. Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A
liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion
silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about
shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A liberal
demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs
and is embarrassed. If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his
neck, moans like he's in labor and then sues.

If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can
have a good laugh. A liberal will delete it because he's
'offended'." ...Jim Thompson
Your friend might like to check out the Girl Scouts' web site to
find out what sort of causes they support...funny, abortion on
demand seems like an odd sort of cause for a children's charity....

Bet it's never mentioned. lol



Right you are. But the deceit involved is repulsive--they exploit the
children by using the warm fuzzy little-girls-selling-cookies
fundraising method to advocate killing their little brothers and
sisters.

If you are going to make up some stupid ****, you should make something up
that isn't a completely transparent lie.

Phil Hobbs wrote:
Ouroboros Rex wrote:
Phil Hobbs wrote:
Jim Thompson wrote:
From a Girl Scout Leader in my neighborhood...

"If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn`t buy one. If a
liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat. If a
liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for
everyone. If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how
to
defeat his enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and
still look good.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a
liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as
independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves
as victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better
his situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches
channels. Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A
liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion
silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about
shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A liberal
demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs
and is embarrassed. If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his
neck, moans like he's in labor and then sues.

If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can
have a good laugh. A liberal will delete it because he's
'offended'." ...Jim Thompson
Your friend might like to check out the Girl Scouts' web site to
find out what sort of causes they support...funny, abortion on
demand seems like an odd sort of cause for a children's charity....

Bet it's never mentioned. lol



Right you are. But the deceit involved is repulsive--they exploit the
children by using the warm fuzzy little-girls-selling-cookies
fundraising method to advocate killing their little brothers and
sisters.

If you are going to make up some stupid ****, you should make something up
that isn't a completely transparent lie.

Phil Hobbs wrote:
Ouroboros Rex wrote:
Phil Hobbs wrote:
Jim Thompson wrote:
From a Girl Scout Leader in my neighborhood...

"If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn`t buy one. If a
liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat. If a
liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for
everyone. If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how
to
defeat his enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and
still look good.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a
liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as
independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves
as victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better
his situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches
channels. Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A
liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion
silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about
shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A liberal
demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs
and is embarrassed. If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his
neck, moans like he's in labor and then sues.

If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can
have a good laugh. A liberal will delete it because he's
'offended'." ...Jim Thompson
Your friend might like to check out the Girl Scouts' web site to
find out what sort of causes they support...funny, abortion on
demand seems like an odd sort of cause for a children's charity....

Bet it's never mentioned. lol



Right you are. But the deceit involved is repulsive--they exploit the
children by using the warm fuzzy little-girls-selling-cookies
fundraising method to advocate killing their little brothers and
sisters.

If you are going to make up some stupid ****, you should make something up
that isn't a completely transparent lie.

Ouroboros Rex wrote:

If you are going to make up some stupid ****, you should make something up
that isn't a completely transparent lie.


He could always take lessons from your parents. They are 'world
class' when it comes to making stupid ****.


--
You can't have a sense of humor, if you have no sense!

Michael A. Terrell wrote:
Ouroboros Rex wrote:

If you are going to make up some stupid ****, you should make
something up that isn't a completely transparent lie.


He could always take lessons from your parents. They are 'world
class' when it comes to making stupid ****.

Now that's highly relevant.

Proof abounds: Republicans are Betas.

Michael A. Terrell wrote:
Ouroboros Rex wrote:

If you are going to make up some stupid ****, you should make
something up that isn't a completely transparent lie.


He could always take lessons from your parents. They are 'world
class' when it comes to making stupid ****.

Now that's highly relevant.

Proof abounds: Republicans are Betas.

Michael A. Terrell wrote:
Ouroboros Rex wrote:

If you are going to make up some stupid ****, you should make
something up that isn't a completely transparent lie.


He could always take lessons from your parents. They are 'world
class' when it comes to making stupid ****.

Now that's highly relevant.

Proof abounds: Republicans are Betas.

On Tue, 6 Oct 2009 08:59:02 -0500, "Ouroboros Rex"
wrote:

Jim Thompson wrote:
From a Girl Scout Leader in my neighborhood...

"If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn`t buy one. If a liberal
doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

Lie.

You do not speak for all liberals. You may even be too stupid to speak
for one.


If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat. If a liberal
is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

Lie.

You do not speak for all liberals. You may even be too stupid to speak
for one.


If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat
his enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still
look good.

Lie.

You do not speak for all liberals. You may even be too stupid to speak
for one.


If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a
liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

Lie.

You do not speak for all liberals. You may even be too stupid to speak
for one.


If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as
independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves as
victims in need of government protection.

Lie.

You do not speak for all liberals. You may even be too stupid to speak
for one.


If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his
situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

Lie.

You do not speak for all liberals. You may even be too stupid to speak
for one.


If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

Lie.

You do not speak for all liberals. You may even be too stupid to speak
for one.


If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A
liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
(Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

Lie.

You do not speak for all liberals. You may even be too stupid to speak
for one.


If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping
for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A liberal demands that
the rest of us pay for his.

Lie.

You do not speak for all liberals. You may even be too stupid to speak
for one.


If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and
is embarrassed. If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans
like he's in labor and then sues.

Lie.

You do not speak for all liberals. You may even be too stupid to speak
for one.


If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have
a good laugh. A liberal will delete it because he's 'offended'."

yawn


Proof abounds - Republicans are Betas. lol

You have given no such proof. You have given no proofs of ANY of the
horse**** you contend to be "facts".

Fact is, you speak for no one, and your capacity to discern a lie is
nil, as you are constantly committing them.

On Tue, 6 Oct 2009 08:59:02 -0500, "Ouroboros Rex"
wrote:

Jim Thompson wrote:
From a Girl Scout Leader in my neighborhood...

"If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn`t buy one. If a liberal
doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

Lie.

You do not speak for all liberals. You may even be too stupid to speak
for one.


If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat. If a liberal
is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

Lie.

You do not speak for all liberals. You may even be too stupid to speak
for one.


If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat
his enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still
look good.

Lie.

You do not speak for all liberals. You may even be too stupid to speak
for one.


If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a
liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

Lie.

You do not speak for all liberals. You may even be too stupid to speak
for one.


If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as
independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves as
victims in need of government protection.

Lie.

You do not speak for all liberals. You may even be too stupid to speak
for one.


If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his
situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

Lie.

You do not speak for all liberals. You may even be too stupid to speak
for one.


If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

Lie.

You do not speak for all liberals. You may even be too stupid to speak
for one.


If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A
liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
(Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

Lie.

You do not speak for all liberals. You may even be too stupid to speak
for one.


If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping
for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A liberal demands that
the rest of us pay for his.

Lie.

You do not speak for all liberals. You may even be too stupid to speak
for one.


If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and
is embarrassed. If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans
like he's in labor and then sues.

Lie.

You do not speak for all liberals. You may even be too stupid to speak
for one.


If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have
a good laugh. A liberal will delete it because he's 'offended'."

yawn


Proof abounds - Republicans are Betas. lol

You have given no such proof. You have given no proofs of ANY of the
horse**** you contend to be "facts".

Fact is, you speak for no one, and your capacity to discern a lie is
nil, as you are constantly committing them.

UltimatePatriot wrote:
On Tue, 6 Oct 2009 08:59:02 -0500, "Ouroboros Rex"
wrote:

Jim Thompson wrote:
From a Girl Scout Leader in my neighborhood...

"If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn`t buy one. If a
liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

Lie.

You do not speak for all liberals.

Sure I do. Why not? The author did. lol

Proof abounds - Republicans are Betas.

UltimatePatriot wrote:
On Tue, 6 Oct 2009 08:59:02 -0500, "Ouroboros Rex"
wrote:

Jim Thompson wrote:
From a Girl Scout Leader in my neighborhood...

"If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn`t buy one. If a
liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

Lie.

You do not speak for all liberals.

Sure I do. Why not? The author did. lol

Proof abounds - Republicans are Betas.

Joe Chisolm wrote:

I lol'd =)

On Wed, 7 Oct 2009 09:17:12 -0500, "Ouroboros Rex"
wrote:

UltimatePatriot wrote:
On Tue, 6 Oct 2009 08:59:02 -0500, "Ouroboros Rex"
wrote:

You do not speak for all liberals.

Sure I do.

No, you do not.

Why not?

More proof that you are too goddamned brainless and immature for Usenet
news group participation.

The author did. lol

He was closer to being correct than you ever will be, dip****.

Proof abounds - Republicans are Betas.

The only proof that abounds when you post or comment in a thread,
is your utter stupidity.

On Wed, 7 Oct 2009 09:17:12 -0500, "Ouroboros Rex"
wrote:

UltimatePatriot wrote:
On Tue, 6 Oct 2009 08:59:02 -0500, "Ouroboros Rex"
wrote:

You do not speak for all liberals.

Sure I do.

No, you do not.

Why not?

More proof that you are too goddamned brainless and immature for Usenet
news group participation.

The author did. lol

He was closer to being correct than you ever will be, dip****.

Proof abounds - Republicans are Betas.

The only proof that abounds when you post or comment in a thread,
is your utter stupidity.

Ouroboros Rex wrote:

Michael A. Terrell wrote:
Ouroboros Rex wrote:

If you are going to make up some stupid ****, you should make
something up that isn't a completely transparent lie.


He could always take lessons from your parents. They are 'world
class' when it comes to making stupid ****.

Now that's highly relevant.

Proof abounds: Republicans are Betas.


What does that have to do with me? I'm registered as independent, and
have never voted straight ticket for either side. You, on the other
hand think you are clever with your lame & repetitious attempts at
insults.


--
The movie 'Deliverance' isn't a documentary!

Michael A. Terrell wrote:
Ouroboros Rex wrote:

Michael A. Terrell wrote:
Ouroboros Rex wrote:

If you are going to make up some stupid ****, you should make
something up that isn't a completely transparent lie.


He could always take lessons from your parents. They are 'world
class' when it comes to making stupid ****.

Now that's highly relevant.

Proof abounds: Republicans are Betas.


What does that have to do with me?

You're a Beta.

Michael A. Terrell wrote:
Ouroboros Rex wrote:

Michael A. Terrell wrote:
Ouroboros Rex wrote:

If you are going to make up some stupid ****, you should make
something up that isn't a completely transparent lie.


He could always take lessons from your parents. They are 'world
class' when it comes to making stupid ****.

Now that's highly relevant.

Proof abounds: Republicans are Betas.


What does that have to do with me?

You're a Beta.

UltimatePatriot wrote:
On Wed, 7 Oct 2009 09:17:12 -0500, "Ouroboros Rex"
wrote:

UltimatePatriot wrote:
On Tue, 6 Oct 2009 08:59:02 -0500, "Ouroboros Rex"
wrote:

You do not speak for all liberals.

Sure I do.

No, you do not.

Sure I do. Why not? The author did! lol

Proof abounds - republicans are Betas.

UltimatePatriot wrote:
On Wed, 7 Oct 2009 09:17:12 -0500, "Ouroboros Rex"
wrote:

UltimatePatriot wrote:
On Tue, 6 Oct 2009 08:59:02 -0500, "Ouroboros Rex"
wrote:

You do not speak for all liberals.

Sure I do.

No, you do not.

Sure I do. Why not? The author did! lol

Proof abounds - republicans are Betas.

On Thu, 08 Oct 2009 01:22:40 -0400, "Michael A. Terrell"
wrote:

The movie 'Deliverance' isn't a documentary!


It was for the banjo player!

On Thu, 08 Oct 2009 01:22:40 -0400, "Michael A. Terrell"
wrote:

The movie 'Deliverance' isn't a documentary!


It was for the banjo player!

Michael A. Terrell wrote:

The movie 'Deliverance' isn't a documentary!


I thought it was an allegory of republicans and liberals.

I think you can guess who the rednecks represent :-)

Michael A. Terrell wrote:

The movie 'Deliverance' isn't a documentary!


I thought it was an allegory of republicans and liberals.

I think you can guess who the rednecks represent :-)

richard wrote:

Michael A. Terrell wrote:

The movie 'Deliverance' isn't a documentary!


I thought it was an allegory of republicans and liberals.

I think you can guess who the rednecks represent :-)


Inbred Europeans, of course.


--
The movie 'Deliverance' isn't a documentary!

Michael A. Terrell wrote:
richard wrote:

Michael A. Terrell wrote:

The movie 'Deliverance' isn't a documentary!


I thought it was an allegory of republicans and liberals.

I think you can guess who the rednecks represent :-)


Inbred Europeans, of course.

Then again, he is a beta. =)

Michael A. Terrell wrote:
richard wrote:

Michael A. Terrell wrote:

The movie 'Deliverance' isn't a documentary!


I thought it was an allegory of republicans and liberals.

I think you can guess who the rednecks represent :-)


Inbred Europeans, of course.

Then again, he is a beta. =)

Ouroboros Rex wrote:

Michael A. Terrell wrote:
richard wrote:

Michael A. Terrell wrote:

The movie 'Deliverance' isn't a documentary!


I thought it was an allegory of republicans and liberals.

I think you can guess who the rednecks represent :-)


Inbred Europeans, of course.

Then again, he is a beta. =)


Beta sucked. I preferred U-matic or 1" broadcast video tape. No
surprise that you chose the losing format.


--
The movie 'Deliverance' isn't a documentary!

Michael A. Terrell wrote:
Ouroboros Rex wrote:

Michael A. Terrell wrote:
richard wrote:

Michael A. Terrell wrote:

The movie 'Deliverance' isn't a documentary!


I thought it was an allegory of republicans and liberals.

I think you can guess who the rednecks represent :-)


Inbred Europeans, of course.

Then again, he is a beta. =)


Beta sucked.

Sorry, you must be referring to a very different book.

I suppose you could be a gamma, but then there should be a bunch of you.

On the other hand, looking at the other right wing trolls here, that might
explain a lot.