On Tue, 6 Oct 2009 08:59:02 -0500, "Ouroboros Rex"
wrote:

Jim Thompson wrote:
From a Girl Scout Leader in my neighborhood...

"If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn`t buy one. If a liberal
doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

Lie.

You do not speak for all liberals. You may even be too stupid to speak
for one.


If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat. If a liberal
is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

Lie.

You do not speak for all liberals. You may even be too stupid to speak
for one.


If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat
his enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still
look good.

Lie.

You do not speak for all liberals. You may even be too stupid to speak
for one.


If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a
liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

Lie.

You do not speak for all liberals. You may even be too stupid to speak
for one.


If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as
independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves as
victims in need of government protection.

Lie.

You do not speak for all liberals. You may even be too stupid to speak
for one.


If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his
situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

Lie.

You do not speak for all liberals. You may even be too stupid to speak
for one.


If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

Lie.

You do not speak for all liberals. You may even be too stupid to speak
for one.


If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A
liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
(Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

Lie.

You do not speak for all liberals. You may even be too stupid to speak
for one.


If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping
for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A liberal demands that
the rest of us pay for his.

Lie.

You do not speak for all liberals. You may even be too stupid to speak
for one.


If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and
is embarrassed. If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans
like he's in labor and then sues.

Lie.

You do not speak for all liberals. You may even be too stupid to speak
for one.


If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have
a good laugh. A liberal will delete it because he's 'offended'."

yawn


Proof abounds - Republicans are Betas. lol

You have given no such proof. You have given no proofs of ANY of the
horse**** you contend to be "facts".

Fact is, you speak for no one, and your capacity to discern a lie is
nil, as you are constantly committing them.