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FrozenNorth wrote:
Robatoy took a can of maroon spray paint on November 17, 2007 10:54 am and
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On Nov 17, 10:16 am, "EXT" wrote:
In Canada children are encouraged to mail letters to Santa Clause.
Canadian postal codes (equivalent to the US Zip code) consist of
alpha/number/alpha/number/alpha/number instead of all numbers. The
children are directed to mail the letters (answered by Post Office
volunteers) to: Santa Clause,
North Pole,
with the postal code of "H0H0H0".

I guess some rethinking is required on this one now.

Dasher----offends gays
Dancer----offends strippers
Prancer----really offends gays
Vixen-----offends porn stars
Comet-----offends Proctor & Gamble
Cupid----offends Hallmark
Donner----offends canibals
Blitzen----offends Electrical Workers.


What about Rudolph, the most famous reindeer of all?

Offends the Irish...
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On Nov 15, 11:47 pm, jo4hn wrote:

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Old Swedish saying: It's 99% of lawyers that make the rest look bad.


Maybe in Sweden. The Pakistani lawyers presented a different image
these past several days.

Back when high sulfur coal went out of vogue a lot of West Virginians
moved to Ohio to take jobs in the factories there, especially around
Akron. The joke is THAT emigration raised the average IQ of both
States by two points.

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On Nov 17, 10:56 am, FrozenNorth wrote:
Robatoy took a can of maroon spray paint on November 17, 2007 10:54 am and
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On Nov 17, 10:16 am, "EXT" wrote:
In Canada children are encouraged to mail letters to Santa Clause.
Canadian postal codes (equivalent to the US Zip code) consist of
alpha/number/alpha/number/alpha/number instead of all numbers. The
children are directed to mail the letters (answered by Post Office
volunteers) to: Santa Clause,
North Pole,
with the postal code of "H0H0H0".


I guess some rethinking is required on this one now.


Dasher----offends gays
Dancer----offends strippers
Prancer----really offends gays
Vixen-----offends porn stars
Comet-----offends Proctor & Gamble
Cupid----offends Hallmark
Donner----offends canibals
Blitzen----offends Electrical Workers.


What about Rudolph, the most famous reindeer of all?
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I thought Olive was the most famous.

" Olive the other reindeer...."
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Robatoy took a can of maroon spray paint on November 17, 2007 01:58 pm and
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On Nov 17, 10:56 am, FrozenNorth wrote:
Robatoy took a can of maroon spray paint on November 17, 2007 10:54 am
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Dasher----offends gays
Dancer----offends strippers
Prancer----really offends gays
Vixen-----offends porn stars
Comet-----offends Proctor & Gamble
Cupid----offends Hallmark
Donner----offends canibals
Blitzen----offends Electrical Workers.


What about Rudolph, the most famous reindeer of all?


I thought Olive was the most famous.

" Olive the other reindeer...."


"other" is in quotes, Olive was a strange reindeer, he signed up for
the "Need a Smaller Penis at Home" spam.
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FrozenNorth wrote:
Robatoy took a can of maroon spray paint on November 17, 2007 10:54 am and
wrote the following:


On Nov 17, 10:16 am, "EXT" wrote:

In Canada children are encouraged to mail letters to Santa Clause.
Canadian postal codes (equivalent to the US Zip code) consist of
alpha/number/alpha/number/alpha/number instead of all numbers. The
children are directed to mail the letters (answered by Post Office
volunteers) to: Santa Clause,
North Pole,
with the postal code of "H0H0H0".

I guess some rethinking is required on this one now.


Dasher----offends gays
Dancer----offends strippers
Prancer----really offends gays
Vixen-----offends porn stars
Comet-----offends Proctor & Gamble
Cupid----offends Hallmark
Donner----offends canibals
Blitzen----offends Electrical Workers.



What about Rudolph, the most famous reindeer of all?


And Al the reinder, who loved Rudolph?
And Olive, the other reindeer, who used to call him names?


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What about Rudolph, the most famous reindeer of all?

Offends the Irish...


Isn't Rudolph a German name? G

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On Nov 17, 4:24 pm, B A R R Y wrote:
On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 17:49:47 GMT, DS wrote:
What about Rudolph, the most famous reindeer of all?

Offends the Irish...


Isn't Rudolph a German name? G


Did Rudolph shake a secret handshake whilst lying in a coffin with a
purple ribbon tied around his dick at a Skull & Bones ritual?

Ooooops...I said too much... *black helicopters hovering over my house*
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Robatoy wrote:

I thought Olive was the most famous.

" Olive the other reindeer...."


G R O A N. . .
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What about Rudolph, the most famous reindeer of all?



Offends the ex-mayor of New York.


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On Nov 18, 10:38 am, "Leon" wrote:
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Robatoy took a can of maroon spray paint on November 17, 2007 10:54 am and
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What about Rudolph, the most famous reindeer of all?


Offends the ex-mayor of New York.


You mean the glory-whore cross-dressing neocon?


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On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 08:49:00 -0800 (PST), Robatoy
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On Nov 18, 10:38 am, "Leon" wrote:
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Robatoy took a can of maroon spray paint on November 17, 2007 10:54 am and
wrote the following:


What about Rudolph, the most famous reindeer of all?


Offends the ex-mayor of New York.


You mean the glory-whore cross-dressing neocon?


Come on. Leave the RINO alone. He's the best thing we liberals can get
from the gop.

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On Nov 18, 1:57 pm, LRod wrote:
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On Nov 18, 10:38 am, "Leon" wrote:
"FrozenNorth" wrote in message


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Robatoy took a can of maroon spray paint on November 17, 2007 10:54 am and
wrote the following:


What about Rudolph, the most famous reindeer of all?


Offends the ex-mayor of New York.


You mean the glory-whore cross-dressing neocon?


Come on. Leave the RINO alone. He's the best thing we liberals can get
from the gop.


Check this out...not that it means much...but...

http://www.whowouldtheworldelect.com/

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On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 15:27:57 -0800 (PST), Robatoy
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On Nov 18, 1:57 pm, LRod wrote:
On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 08:49:00 -0800 (PST), Robatoy

wrote:
On Nov 18, 10:38 am, "Leon" wrote:
"FrozenNorth" wrote in message


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Robatoy took a can of maroon spray paint on November 17, 2007 10:54 am and
wrote the following:


What about Rudolph, the most famous reindeer of all?


Offends the ex-mayor of New York.


You mean the glory-whore cross-dressing neocon?


Come on. Leave the RINO alone. He's the best thing we liberals can get
from the gop.


Check this out...not that it means much...but...

http://www.whowouldtheworldelect.com/


Well, that's 30 seconds of my life I'll never get back. If you look at
the US vote, it's pretty clear who the site's sponsor must be. That
and the ad for same right at the very top.

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On Nov 18, 9:19 pm, LRod wrote:
On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 15:27:57 -0800 (PST), Robatoy



wrote:
On Nov 18, 1:57 pm, LRod wrote:
On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 08:49:00 -0800 (PST), Robatoy


wrote:
On Nov 18, 10:38 am, "Leon" wrote:
"FrozenNorth" wrote in message


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Robatoy took a can of maroon spray paint on November 17, 2007 10:54 am and
wrote the following:


What about Rudolph, the most famous reindeer of all?


Offends the ex-mayor of New York.


You mean the glory-whore cross-dressing neocon?


Come on. Leave the RINO alone. He's the best thing we liberals can get
from the gop.


Check this out...not that it means much...but...


http://www.whowouldtheworldelect.com/


Well, that's 30 seconds of my life I'll never get back. If you look at
the US vote, it's pretty clear who the site's sponsor must be. That
and the ad for same right at the very top.

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Could the US vote be so high because the sheer quantity of US internet
users?
Are you suggesting that, if Mitt Romney, or somebody like that were to
sponsor a site like that, that the outcome would be different?
Or are you suggesting, like the big media, that Ron Paul really
doesn't exist?

Personally, I'm far more intrigued by the Ron Paul phenomena than Ron
Paul himself. Looks to me that guy is catching fire all over the
place....and I do not know if he deserves that or not.
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On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 19:00:48 -0800 (PST), Robatoy
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On Nov 18, 9:19 pm, LRod wrote:
On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 15:27:57 -0800 (PST), Robatoy


wrote:
On Nov 18, 1:57 pm, LRod wrote:
On Sun, 18 Nov 2007 08:49:00 -0800 (PST), Robatoy


http://www.whowouldtheworldelect.com/


Well, that's 30 seconds of my life I'll never get back. If you look at
the US vote, it's pretty clear who the site's sponsor must be. That
and the ad for same right at the very top.

Could the US vote be so high because the sheer quantity of US internet
users?


I wasn't commenting on the quantity of vote. I was commenting on the
not-to-be-taken-seriously lopsidedness of it.

Are you suggesting that, if Mitt Romney, or somebody like that were to
sponsor a site like that, that the outcome would be different?


Why, yes, I believe I must have been.

Or are you suggesting, like the big media, that Ron Paul really
doesn't exist?


If the personages emanate from faux "news" then they decidedly do not
exist in any sort of intellectual framework. All they are is
rethuglican water carriers.

Personally, I'm far more intrigued by the Ron Paul phenomena than Ron
Paul himself. Looks to me that guy is catching fire all over the
place....and I do not know if he deserves that or not.


Didn't he used to be a cross dressing fashion designer or something
twenty years ago? I'll bet he'll Ru the day he left that line of
business.


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On Nov 16, 10:04 am, Charlie Self wrote:

SNIP

We got problems, but we got blessings beyond counting, too.


True, true. But still, more often than not I sit and marvel at what a
strange place our world is becoming.

Robert


It's not strange, hell we've been sold out and without a whimper.
All the "free trade" we've been sold on came back to pee in our egg
drop soup. The chinese have traded balistic missles to Iran for a
guarentee of oil.. Now Iran has a delivery system.
We renovated a building purchased last year...of the 100m plus in
materials 91% was mfg outside the US and 80+% of that was from china.
From HVAC,hardware, doors, plmbg, elect fixtures and wire etc etc.
Much of which isn't even available us made at any cost. YEP, one way
free trade.
I'll stop now (hate to read long rants)
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B A R R Y wrote:
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What about Rudolph, the most famous reindeer of all?

Offends the Irish...


Isn't Rudolph a German name? G

Aye, but the red nose smacks of anti Irish sentiment...
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On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 03:52:20 GMT, DS wrote:

B A R R Y wrote:
On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 17:49:47 GMT, DS wrote:

What about Rudolph, the most famous reindeer of all?
Offends the Irish...


Isn't Rudolph a German name? G


Aye, but the red nose smacks of anti Irish sentiment...


Actually, you thinking that it does smacks of an anti Irish
sentiment...I mean how did you happen to think Irish?


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LRod wrote:
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B A R R Y wrote:
On Sat, 17 Nov 2007 17:49:47 GMT, DS wrote:

What about Rudolph, the most famous reindeer of all?
Offends the Irish...
Isn't Rudolph a German name? G


Aye, but the red nose smacks of anti Irish sentiment...


Actually, you thinking that it does smacks of an anti Irish
sentiment...I mean how did you happen to think Irish?


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