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Does the threat from the wife "I will get a man in" usually spur you into
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On 24/10/2018 18:25, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
Does the threat from the wife "I will get a man in" usually spur you into DIY action? ...... Oo er missus. ;- -- Max Demian |
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"Max Demian" wrote in message o.uk... On 24/10/2018 18:25, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote: Does the threat from the wife "I will get a man in" usually spur you into DIY action? ...... Oo er missus. ;- I'm not perverted enough to have thought of it that way .....tee hee |
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On 24/10/2018 18:25, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
Does the threat from the wife "I will get a man in" usually spur you into DIY action? ...... Are you sure it is just for DIY in your case Jim? -- Smile for the camera ;-) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxyL2_38EsQ https://www.gov.uk/report-benefit-fraud https://www.jobcentreguide.org/claim...-benefit-fraud https://childsworldamerica.org/anima...o-child-abuse/ |
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"Brian Reay" wrote in message news  On 24/10/2018 18:25, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote: Does the threat from the wife "I will get a man in" usually spur you into DIY action? ...... Are you sure it is just for DIY in your case Jim? what a filthy mind you have brian ........ |
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"Jim GM4DHJ ..." wrote in message ... "Brian Reay" wrote in message news On 24/10/2018 18:25, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote: Does the threat from the wife "I will get a man in" usually spur you into DIY action? ...... Are you sure it is just for DIY in your case Jim? what a filthy mind you have brian ........ hope you are not a cuckold ... |
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"Brian Reay" wrote in message news On 24/10/2018 18:25, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote: Does the threat from the wife "I will get a man in" usually spur you into DIY action? ...... Are you sure it is just for DIY in your case Jim? read what I wrote ..... |
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Why not get a woman in? I've met some very nice female plumbers.
Brian -- ----- -- This newsgroup posting comes to you directly from... The Sofa of Brian Gaff... Blind user, so no pictures please Note this Signature is meaningless.! "Max Demian" wrote in message o.uk... On 24/10/2018 18:25, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote: Does the threat from the wife "I will get a man in" usually spur you into DIY action? ...... Oo er missus. ;- -- Max Demian |
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Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote
Does the threat from the wife "I will get a man in" usually spur you into DIY action? ...... Some of us arent silly enough to have a wife. |
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Senile Ozzie Troll Alert!
On Thu, 25 Oct 2018 05:51:58 +1100, cantankerous trolling senile geezer Rot
Speed blabbered, again: Does the threat from the wife "I will get a man in" usually spur you into DIY action? ...... Some of us arent silly enough to have a wife. Some of you are just emotionally too crippled to EVER have a wife, senile Rot! And with you it's just OBVIOUS! -- Kerr-Mudd,John addressing senile Rot: "Auto-contradictor Rod is back! (in the KF)" MID: |
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On 24/10/2018 18:41, Max Demian wrote:
On 24/10/2018 18:25, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote: Does the threat from the wife "I will get a man in" usually spur you into DIY action? ...... Oo er missus. ;- More a sigh of relief in most cases I'd say. -- Climate Change: Socialism wearing a lab coat. |
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"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message news On 24/10/2018 18:41, Max Demian wrote: On 24/10/2018 18:25, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote: Does the threat from the wife "I will get a man in" usually spur you into DIY action? ...... Oo er missus. ;- More a sigh of relief in most cases I'd say. in brians case anyway ...have you seen his wife? ..... |
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good because they can't drive for toffee
Why not get a woman in? I've met some very nice female plumbers. Brian |
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"Rod Speed" wrote in message ... Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote Does the threat from the wife "I will get a man in" usually spur you into DIY action? ...... Some of us arent silly enough to have a wife. good man...... |
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On Wednesday, 24 October 2018 19:47:51 UTC+1, Brian Gaff wrote:
Why not get a woman in? I've met some very nice female plumbers. Adam wishes his girlfriend would agree to getting a female plumber in :-) Owain |
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wrote in message ... On Wednesday, 24 October 2018 19:47:51 UTC+1, Brian Gaff wrote: Why not get a woman in? I've met some very nice female plumbers. Adam wishes his girlfriend would agree to getting a female plumber in :-) Owain to fix his ballcock ?..... |
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However women can be very nice people, and no not at the moment.
Brian -- ----- -- This newsgroup posting comes to you directly from... The Sofa of Brian Gaff... Blind user, so no pictures please Note this Signature is meaningless.! "Jim GM4DHJ ..." wrote in message ... "Rod Speed" wrote in message ... Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote Does the threat from the wife "I will get a man in" usually spur you into DIY action? ...... Some of us arent silly enough to have a wife. good man...... |
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On 24/10/2018 18:25, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
Does the threat from the wife "I will get a man in" usually spur you into DIY action? ...... Don't know, its not happened yet. -- Cheers, John. /================================================== ===============\ | Internode Ltd - http://www.internode.co.uk | |-----------------------------------------------------------------| | John Rumm - john(at)internode(dot)co(dot)uk | \================================================= ================/ |
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On Wednesday, 24 October 2018 18:25:11 UTC+1, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
Does the threat from the wife "I will get a man in" usually spur you into DIY action? ...... I'd call someone that said that sexist, but then again women are the only sex that are allowed to be sexist. |
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On Wednesday, 24 October 2018 19:47:51 UTC+1, Brian Gaff wrote:
Why not get a woman in? I've met some very nice female plumbers. Brian Depending on what you mean by nice, remember you are blind, and nice does have other meanings ;-) |
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"whisky-dave" wrote in message ... On Wednesday, 24 October 2018 19:47:51 UTC+1, Brian Gaff wrote: Why not get a woman in? I've met some very nice female plumbers. Brian Depending on what you mean by nice, remember you are blind, and nice does have other meanings ;-) as in here comes the nice by the small faces ...tee hee |
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"John Rumm" wrote in message ... On 24/10/2018 18:25, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote: Does the threat from the wife "I will get a man in" usually spur you into DIY action? ...... Don't know, its not happened yet. you must have all the diy tasks up to date....tee hee...good man |
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"whisky-dave" wrote in message ... On Wednesday, 24 October 2018 18:25:11 UTC+1, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote: Does the threat from the wife "I will get a man in" usually spur you into DIY action? ...... I'd call someone that said that sexist, but then again women are the only sex that are allowed to be sexist. very true...very true .....but then again given the chance my wife can fix anything ...... |
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On 25/10/2018 11:04, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
"John Rumm" wrote in message ... On 24/10/2018 18:25, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote: Does the threat from the wife "I will get a man in" usually spur you into DIY action? ...... Don't know, its not happened yet. you must have all the diy tasks up to date....tee hee...good man I think its probably more a case that SWMBO does not like the upheaval, and so is content to wait for a bit... plus she figures I am less disruptive than having a team of hairy arsed builders knocking about the place ;-) A more likely complaint would be "you're not going to start that now are you?" -- Cheers, John. /================================================== ===============\ | Internode Ltd - http://www.internode.co.uk | |-----------------------------------------------------------------| | John Rumm - john(at)internode(dot)co(dot)uk | \================================================= ================/ |
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"John Rumm" wrote in message o.uk... On 25/10/2018 11:04, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote: "John Rumm" wrote in message ... On 24/10/2018 18:25, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote: Does the threat from the wife "I will get a man in" usually spur you into DIY action? ...... Don't know, its not happened yet. you must have all the diy tasks up to date....tee hee...good man I think its probably more a case that SWMBO does not like the upheaval, and so is content to wait for a bit... plus she figures I am less disruptive than having a team of hairy arsed builders knocking about the place ;-) A more likely complaint would be "you're not going to start that now are you?" well my fixed washing machine is still out on the floor of the utility room......soak testing it I told her...... |
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On Thu, 25 Oct 2018 03:01:17 -0700, whisky-dave wrote:
On Wednesday, 24 October 2018 19:47:51 UTC+1, Brian Gaff wrote: Why not get a woman in? I've met some very nice female plumbers. Brian Depending on what you mean by nice, remember you are blind, and nice does have other meanings ;-) You don't know what methods Brian uses to assess 'niceness'!  -- My posts are my copyright and if @diy_forums or Home Owners' Hub wish to copy them they can pay me £1 a message. Use the BIG mirror service in the UK: http://www.mirrorservice.org *lightning surge protection* - a w_tom conductor |
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"Bob Eager" wrote in message ... On Thu, 25 Oct 2018 03:01:17 -0700, whisky-dave wrote: On Wednesday, 24 October 2018 19:47:51 UTC+1, Brian Gaff wrote: Why not get a woman in? I've met some very nice female plumbers. Brian Depending on what you mean by nice, remember you are blind, and nice does have other meanings ;-) You don't know what methods Brian uses to assess 'niceness'! by feel no doubt...tee hee |
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On Thursday, 25 October 2018 11:09:05 UTC+1, John Rumm wrote:
A more likely complaint would be "you're not going to start that now are you?" Does she not believe you when you say it'll be finished before bedtime / her mother arrives / Christmas? Owain |
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On 24/10/2018 18:25, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
Does the threat from the wife "I will get a man in" usually spur you into DIY action? ...... No. Because every time she's said such, i've encouraged her. And it's always turned into a fiasco. So now she lives with my (at best) half finished jobs. |
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On 25/10/2018 12:50, wrote:
On Thursday, 25 October 2018 11:09:05 UTC+1, John Rumm wrote: A more likely complaint would be "you're not going to start that now are you?" Does she not believe you when you say it'll be finished before bedtime / her mother arrives / Christmas? She would certainly believe it would be done before arrival of her mother... (which would freak her out way more than any DIY project, given the years past since she departed!) -- Cheers, John. /================================================== ===============\ | Internode Ltd - http://www.internode.co.uk | |-----------------------------------------------------------------| | John Rumm - john(at)internode(dot)co(dot)uk | \================================================= ================/ |
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Yes I've heard that - mind you it was a woman who told me. In article , Brian Gaff writes However women can be very nice people, and no not at the moment. Brian -- bert |
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