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Jim GM4DHJ ... October 24th 18 06:25 PM

getting a man in .......
 
Does the threat from the wife "I will get a man in" usually spur you into
DIY action? ......



Max Demian October 24th 18 06:41 PM

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On 24/10/2018 18:25, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
Does the threat from the wife "I will get a man in" usually spur you into
DIY action? ......


Oo er missus. ;-

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Jim GM4DHJ ... October 24th 18 06:46 PM

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"Max Demian" wrote in message
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On 24/10/2018 18:25, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
Does the threat from the wife "I will get a man in" usually spur you into
DIY action? ......


Oo er missus. ;-

I'm not perverted enough to have thought of it that way .....tee hee



Brian Reay[_6_] October 24th 18 06:49 PM

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On 24/10/2018 18:25, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
Does the threat from the wife "I will get a man in" usually spur you into
DIY action? ......



Are you sure it is just for DIY in your case Jim?

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Jim GM4DHJ ... October 24th 18 07:05 PM

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"Brian Reay" wrote in message
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On 24/10/2018 18:25, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
Does the threat from the wife "I will get a man in" usually spur you into
DIY action? ......



Are you sure it is just for DIY in your case Jim?

what a filthy mind you have brian ........



Jim GM4DHJ ... October 24th 18 07:12 PM

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"Jim GM4DHJ ..." wrote in message
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"Brian Reay" wrote in message
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On 24/10/2018 18:25, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
Does the threat from the wife "I will get a man in" usually spur you
into
DIY action? ......



Are you sure it is just for DIY in your case Jim?

what a filthy mind you have brian ........

hope you are not a cuckold ...



Jim GM4DHJ ... October 24th 18 07:31 PM

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"Brian Reay" wrote in message
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On 24/10/2018 18:25, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
Does the threat from the wife "I will get a man in" usually spur you into
DIY action? ......



Are you sure it is just for DIY in your case Jim?

read what I wrote .....



Brian Gaff October 24th 18 07:47 PM

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Why not get a woman in? I've met some very nice female plumbers.
Brian

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"Max Demian" wrote in message
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On 24/10/2018 18:25, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
Does the threat from the wife "I will get a man in" usually spur you into
DIY action? ......


Oo er missus. ;-

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Rod Speed October 24th 18 07:51 PM

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Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote

Does the threat from the wife "I will get a man
in" usually spur you into DIY action? ......


Some of us arent silly enough to have a wife.

Peeler[_2_] October 24th 18 09:13 PM

Senile Ozzie Troll Alert!
 
On Thu, 25 Oct 2018 05:51:58 +1100, cantankerous trolling senile geezer Rot
Speed blabbered, again:


Does the threat from the wife "I will get a man
in" usually spur you into DIY action? ......


Some of us arent silly enough to have a wife.


Some of you are just emotionally too crippled to EVER have a wife, senile
Rot! And with you it's just OBVIOUS!

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The Natural Philosopher[_2_] October 25th 18 05:09 AM

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On 24/10/2018 18:41, Max Demian wrote:
On 24/10/2018 18:25, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
Does the threat from the wife "I will get a man in" usually spur you into
DIY action? ......


Oo er missus. ;-

More a sigh of relief in most cases I'd say.

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Jim GM4DHJ ... October 25th 18 07:14 AM

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"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message
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On 24/10/2018 18:41, Max Demian wrote:
On 24/10/2018 18:25, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
Does the threat from the wife "I will get a man in" usually spur you
into
DIY action? ......


Oo er missus. ;-

More a sigh of relief in most cases I'd say.

in brians case anyway ...have you seen his wife? .....



Jim GM4DHJ ... October 25th 18 07:30 AM

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good because they can't drive for toffee

Why not get a woman in? I've met some very nice female plumbers.
Brian




Jim GM4DHJ ... October 25th 18 07:30 AM

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"Rod Speed" wrote in message
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Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote
Does the threat from the wife "I will get a man in" usually spur you into
DIY action? ......


Some of us arent silly enough to have a wife.


good man......



[email protected] October 25th 18 08:13 AM

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On Wednesday, 24 October 2018 19:47:51 UTC+1, Brian Gaff wrote:
Why not get a woman in? I've met some very nice female plumbers.


Adam wishes his girlfriend would agree to getting a female plumber in :-)

Owain


Jim GM4DHJ ... October 25th 18 08:26 AM

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wrote in message
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On Wednesday, 24 October 2018 19:47:51 UTC+1, Brian Gaff wrote:
Why not get a woman in? I've met some very nice female plumbers.


Adam wishes his girlfriend would agree to getting a female plumber in :-)

Owain


to fix his ballcock ?.....



Brian Gaff October 25th 18 08:27 AM

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However women can be very nice people, and no not at the moment.
Brian

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Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote
Does the threat from the wife "I will get a man in" usually spur you
into DIY action? ......


Some of us arent silly enough to have a wife.


good man......




John Rumm October 25th 18 10:50 AM

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On 24/10/2018 18:25, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
Does the threat from the wife "I will get a man in" usually spur you into
DIY action? ......



Don't know, its not happened yet.


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whisky-dave[_2_] October 25th 18 10:59 AM

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On Wednesday, 24 October 2018 18:25:11 UTC+1, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
Does the threat from the wife "I will get a man in" usually spur you into
DIY action? ......


I'd call someone that said that sexist, but then again women are the only sex that are allowed to be sexist.

whisky-dave[_2_] October 25th 18 11:01 AM

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On Wednesday, 24 October 2018 19:47:51 UTC+1, Brian Gaff wrote:
Why not get a woman in? I've met some very nice female plumbers.
Brian


Depending on what you mean by nice, remember you are blind, and nice does have other meanings ;-)



Jim GM4DHJ ... October 25th 18 11:02 AM

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"whisky-dave" wrote in message
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On Wednesday, 24 October 2018 19:47:51 UTC+1, Brian Gaff wrote:
Why not get a woman in? I've met some very nice female plumbers.
Brian


Depending on what you mean by nice, remember you are blind, and nice does
have other meanings ;-)



as in here comes the nice by the small faces ...tee hee



Jim GM4DHJ ... October 25th 18 11:04 AM

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"John Rumm" wrote in message
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On 24/10/2018 18:25, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
Does the threat from the wife "I will get a man in" usually spur you into
DIY action? ......



Don't know, its not happened yet.


you must have all the diy tasks up to date....tee hee...good man



Jim GM4DHJ ... October 25th 18 11:05 AM

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"whisky-dave" wrote in message
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On Wednesday, 24 October 2018 18:25:11 UTC+1, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
Does the threat from the wife "I will get a man in" usually spur you into
DIY action? ......


I'd call someone that said that sexist, but then again women are the only
sex that are allowed to be sexist.


very true...very true .....but then again given the chance my wife can fix
anything ......



John Rumm October 25th 18 11:09 AM

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On 25/10/2018 11:04, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
"John Rumm" wrote in message
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On 24/10/2018 18:25, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
Does the threat from the wife "I will get a man in" usually spur you into
DIY action? ......



Don't know, its not happened yet.


you must have all the diy tasks up to date....tee hee...good man


I think its probably more a case that SWMBO does not like the upheaval,
and so is content to wait for a bit... plus she figures I am less
disruptive than having a team of hairy arsed builders knocking about the
place ;-)

A more likely complaint would be "you're not going to start that now are
you?"


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Jim GM4DHJ ... October 25th 18 11:10 AM

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"John Rumm" wrote in message
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On 25/10/2018 11:04, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
"John Rumm" wrote in message
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On 24/10/2018 18:25, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
Does the threat from the wife "I will get a man in" usually spur you
into
DIY action? ......


Don't know, its not happened yet.


you must have all the diy tasks up to date....tee hee...good man


I think its probably more a case that SWMBO does not like the upheaval,
and so is content to wait for a bit... plus she figures I am less
disruptive than having a team of hairy arsed builders knocking about the
place ;-)

A more likely complaint would be "you're not going to start that now are
you?"


well my fixed washing machine is still out on the floor of the utility
room......soak testing it I told her......



Bob Eager[_7_] October 25th 18 11:41 AM

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On Thu, 25 Oct 2018 03:01:17 -0700, whisky-dave wrote:

On Wednesday, 24 October 2018 19:47:51 UTC+1, Brian Gaff wrote:
Why not get a woman in? I've met some very nice female plumbers.
Brian


Depending on what you mean by nice, remember you are blind, and nice
does have other meanings ;-)


You don't know what methods Brian uses to assess 'niceness'! :)



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Jim GM4DHJ ... October 25th 18 12:08 PM

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"Bob Eager" wrote in message
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On Thu, 25 Oct 2018 03:01:17 -0700, whisky-dave wrote:

On Wednesday, 24 October 2018 19:47:51 UTC+1, Brian Gaff wrote:
Why not get a woman in? I've met some very nice female plumbers.
Brian


Depending on what you mean by nice, remember you are blind, and nice
does have other meanings ;-)


You don't know what methods Brian uses to assess 'niceness'! :)


by feel no doubt...tee hee



[email protected] October 25th 18 12:50 PM

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On Thursday, 25 October 2018 11:09:05 UTC+1, John Rumm wrote:
A more likely complaint would be "you're not going to start that now are
you?"


Does she not believe you when you say it'll be finished before bedtime / her mother arrives / Christmas?

Owain


R D S[_2_] October 25th 18 01:09 PM

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On 24/10/2018 18:25, Jim GM4DHJ ... wrote:
Does the threat from the wife "I will get a man in" usually spur you into
DIY action? ......


No.
Because every time she's said such, i've encouraged her. And it's always
turned into a fiasco.
So now she lives with my (at best) half finished jobs.


John Rumm October 25th 18 05:56 PM

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On 25/10/2018 12:50, wrote:
On Thursday, 25 October 2018 11:09:05 UTC+1, John Rumm wrote:
A more likely complaint would be "you're not going to start that now are
you?"


Does she not believe you when you say it'll be finished before bedtime / her mother arrives / Christmas?


She would certainly believe it would be done before arrival of her
mother... (which would freak her out way more than any DIY project,
given the years past since she departed!)


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ARW October 26th 18 03:53 PM

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On 25/10/2018 08:13, wrote:
On Wednesday, 24 October 2018 19:47:51 UTC+1, Brian Gaff wrote:
Why not get a woman in? I've met some very nice female plumbers.


Adam wishes his girlfriend would agree to getting a female plumber in :-)


She got a female electrician last year when her RCD tripped.



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bert[_7_] October 26th 18 03:53 PM

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Yes I've heard that - mind you it was a woman who told me.

In article , Brian Gaff
writes
However women can be very nice people, and no not at the moment.
Brian


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