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IMLE small dogs are the most aggressive.


That¢s not true of the worst of the breeds
that have been bred to be very aggressive.


From what we see here, the most senile geezers are also the most aggressive!
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That said, dogs do differ and some are more trainable than others (for
the same level of input).

My whippet terrier would sit instantly just if I got her attention and
raised a finger and would jump from the floor into my arms with a
equally simple instruction. She was rarely on the lead, would walk to
heel or run free if you told her (but would always stay within ear or
eye shot).

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When I had dogs one of the first things I liked to train them to do was
walk at heel, sit and stay.


Yup ... but I wonder how many do such today? I mean, if they can't do
it with their kids g, HTF are they gong to do it with a dog? ;-(

I could then take the dog on my paper round
without having to use a lead.


You used to see that sort of thing quite often.

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That said, dogs do differ and some are more trainable than others (for
the same level of input).

My whippet terrier would sit instantly just if I got her attention and
raised a finger and would jump from the floor into my arms with a
equally simple instruction. She was rarely on the lead, would walk to
heel or run free if you told her (but would always stay within ear or
eye shot).

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When I had dogs one of the first things I liked to train them to do was
walk at heel, sit and stay.


Yup ... but I wonder how many do such today?


Some do. Mate of mine's grandson who must be about
the age that Adam was then, has done that with his dog.

I mean, if they can't do it with their kids g,


Mate of mine has done that with his kid who is 4 now.

HTF are they gong to do it with a dog? ;-(


I could then take the dog on my paper
round without having to use a lead.


You used to see that sort of thing quite often.


We've had a bloke delivering them with
his car for more than half a century now.

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Yup ... but I wonder how many do such today?


Some do. Mate of mine's grandson

I mean, if they can't do it with their kids g,


Mate of mine has


Pesky Usenet trolls like you don't have ANY mates, Rot! It's exactly the
reason why you need to pester people on Usenet as people there can't get as
easily away from you as people in real life!

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On Thursday, 23 August 2018 18:15:24 UTC+1, Mr Fuxit wrote:
The world isn't short of dogs, so (while I'm actually something of a dog-lover)
I'm not particularly worried about having some of the excess removed.



I've always wondered; do you dog-lovers use s lubricant, or isn't it necessary?


Surely it depends on the breed.

In the mid 90s as the internet was getting talked about a friend challenged me to get something disturbing he could put on the notice board at work, so I found the usenet beastality group and printed out a 6 page document on how to have sex with a dog safely and a two page one on horses.
A friend read this out at a flat warming party. The next day a neighbour complained but not of the noise or the loud music, but the distrubing topic of conversation he and his family heard.



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IMLE small dogs are the most aggressive. I guess they have to be to
survive in the wild.

Not sure what you mean by in the wild.


Yeah, thats a massive brain fart. There were no small
dogs in the wild, before they were bred by humans.


Actually, there were and there still are! Just HOW retarded are you,
Ozzietard?


Not that you reply to him or anyone else.

But they're aren't any tuely wild dogs, pets that have become ferral but the closest to a wild dog is a wolf in the UK animal world and most of the world where dogs are pets or even a food source.

So a wild dog is usually an escapee or perhaps off-spring of one if they exist or live long enough.

There are a limited number of truely wild cats in scotalnd.



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On 24/08/2018 21:12, Vir Campestris wrote:
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IMLE small dogs are the most aggressive. I guess they have to be to
survive in the wild


I think perhaps small dogs are allowed to be aggressive.



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On Friday, 24 August 2018 21:12:53 UTC+1, Vir Campestris wrote:
I think perhaps small dogs are allowed to be aggressive.


Their owners think they're "cute"

A bite from a Yorkie is just annoying. A bite from an Alsatian is likely
to lead to a one-way trip to the vet.


You mean for the dog, presumably.

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But they're aren't any tuely wild dogs, pets that have become ferral but the closest to a wild dog is a wolf in the UK animal world and most of the world where dogs are pets or even a food source.

So a wild dog is usually an escapee or perhaps off-spring of one if they exist or live long enough.


Not been on a game drive in Africa then?

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On 24/08/2018 12:13, whisky-dave wrote:

But they're aren't any tuely wild dogs, pets that have become ferral
but the closest to a wild dog is a wolf in the UK animal world and
most of the world where dogs are pets or even a food source.

So a wild dog is usually an escapee or perhaps off-spring of one if
they exist or live long enough.


Not been on a game drive in Africa then?



MMM.

IITC there are only wolves, coyotes, african wild dogs, jackals, dholes
and dingos. Presuambly with a common ancestor since domestic dogs can
interbreed with IIRC all of them...

Check out the wiki entries here

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dingo
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_wild_dog

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Actually, there were and there still are! Just HOW retarded are you,
Ozzietard?


Not that you reply to him or anyone else.

But they're aren't any tuely wild dogs, pets that have become ferral but the closest to a wild dog is a wolf in the UK animal world and most of the world where dogs are pets or even a food source.

So a wild dog is usually an escapee or perhaps off-spring of one if they exist or live long enough.

There are a limited number of truely wild cats in scotalnd.


Gee ...what a load of BULL****, again! tsk
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It's a while since I did domestic work.

So I was really looking forward to todays job which was domestic.

Well the customers fanny licker of a dog (it had been running around
uncontrolled and yapping for about 10 minutes) decided to bite me so I
said a very loud "OUCH". Customer makes no comment or ignores me and
the fanny licker runs around for a few more minutes before biting me
again.
This time I hoof it with my steel toe tapped boot across the room, the
dog yelps and the customer starts to complain.

Customer wants me off offsite and threatens to call the police and
report me to the RSCPA. The MD arrives and assures the customer it was
not deliberate and that I had accidentally stood on the dogs paw.

The cheeky **** of a customer then asks the MD for a discount and
about 10 seconds after him asking the fanny licker then bites the MD
in full view of the customer and the dog gets kicked across the room
for the second time in a half an hour.


In a different life I repaired a fridge freezer for an old lady. She had a
Jack Russell. We made friends, I had it rolling around on its back. She told
me not to trust it.
Job done. I was walking down her garden path to the van and the ******* shot
out and bit my ankle. There was blood.
The old lady was grinning like a Cheshire cat.




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On 26/08/2018 16:54, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
ARW wrote:
It's a while since I did domestic work.

So I was really looking forward to todays job which was domestic.

Well the customers fanny licker of a dog (it had been running around
uncontrolled and yapping for about 10 minutes) decided to bite me so I
said a very loud "OUCH". Customer makes no comment or ignores me and
the fanny licker runs around for a few more minutes before biting me
again.
This time I hoof it with my steel toe tapped boot across the room, the
dog yelps and the customer starts to complain.

Customer wants me off offsite and threatens to call the police and
report me to the RSCPA. The MD arrives and assures the customer it was
not deliberate and that I had accidentally stood on the dogs paw.

The cheeky **** of a customer then asks the MD for a discount and
about 10 seconds after him asking the fanny licker then bites the MD
in full view of the customer and the dog gets kicked across the room
for the second time in a half an hour.


In a different life I repaired a fridge freezer for an old lady. She had a
Jack Russell. We made friends, I had it rolling around on its back. She told
me not to trust it.
Job done. I was walking down her garden path to the van and the ******* shot
out and bit my ankle. There was blood.
The old lady was grinning like a Cheshire cat.


Did you not treat yourself and kick it across the garden?

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On 26/08/2018 16:54, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
ARW wrote:
It's a while since I did domestic work.

So I was really looking forward to todays job which was domestic.

Well the customers fanny licker of a dog (it had been running around
uncontrolled and yapping for about 10 minutes) decided to bite me
so I said a very loud "OUCH". Customer makes no comment or ignores
me and the fanny licker runs around for a few more minutes before
biting me again.
This time I hoof it with my steel toe tapped boot across the room,
the dog yelps and the customer starts to complain.

Customer wants me off offsite and threatens to call the police and
report me to the RSCPA. The MD arrives and assures the customer it
was not deliberate and that I had accidentally stood on the dogs
paw. The cheeky **** of a customer then asks the MD for a discount and
about 10 seconds after him asking the fanny licker then bites the MD
in full view of the customer and the dog gets kicked across the room
for the second time in a half an hour.


In a different life I repaired a fridge freezer for an old lady. She
had a Jack Russell. We made friends, I had it rolling around on its
back. She told me not to trust it.
Job done. I was walking down her garden path to the van and the
******* shot out and bit my ankle. There was blood.
The old lady was grinning like a Cheshire cat.


Did you not treat yourself and kick it across the garden?


I was warned and I don't go around kicking little dogs.


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ARW wrote:
It's a while since I did domestic work.

So I was really looking forward to todays job which was domestic.

Well the customers fanny licker of a dog (it had been running around
uncontrolled and yapping for about 10 minutes) decided to bite me so I
said a very loud "OUCH". Customer makes no comment or ignores me and
the fanny licker runs around for a few more minutes before biting me
again.
This time I hoof it with my steel toe tapped boot across the room, the
dog yelps and the customer starts to complain.

Customer wants me off offsite and threatens to call the police and
report me to the RSCPA. The MD arrives and assures the customer it was
not deliberate and that I had accidentally stood on the dogs paw.

The cheeky **** of a customer then asks the MD for a discount and
about 10 seconds after him asking the fanny licker then bites the MD
in full view of the customer and the dog gets kicked across the room
for the second time in a half an hour.


In a different life I repaired a fridge freezer for an old lady. She had a
Jack Russell. We made friends, I had it rolling around on its back. She
told me not to trust it.
Job done. I was walking down her garden path to the van and the *******
shot out and bit my ankle. There was blood.
The old lady was grinning like a Cheshire cat.


Yeah, our heelers are like that, notorious for biting you on the way out.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_Cattle_Dog

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On Mon, 27 Aug 2018 04:25:02 +1000, cantankerous senile geezer Rot Speed
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In a different life I repaired a fridge freezer for an old lady. She had a
Jack Russell. We made friends, I had it rolling around on its back. She
told me not to trust it.
Job done. I was walking down her garden path to the van and the *******
shot out and bit my ankle. There was blood.
The old lady was grinning like a Cheshire cat.


Yeah, our heelers are like that, notorious for biting you on the way out.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_Cattle_Dog


Well, you are not much different from your dogs then, barking mad Rot!

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On 22/08/2018 23:53, wrote:
On Wednesday, 22 August 2018 21:33:08 UTC+1, Robin wrote:
On 22/08/2018 19:16, ARW wrote:
It's a while since I did domestic work.

So I was really looking forward to todays job which was
domestic.

Well the customers fanny licker of a dog (it had been running
around uncontrolled and yapping for about 10 minutes) decided to
bite me so I said a very loud "OUCH". Customer makes no comment
or ignores me and the fanny licker runs around for a few more
minutes before biting me again.

This time I hoof it with my steel toe tapped boot across the
room, the dog yelps and the customer starts to complain.

Customer wants me off offsite and threatens to call the police
and report me to the RSCPA. The MD arrives and assures the
customer it was not deliberate and that I had accidentally stood
on the dogs paw.

The cheeky **** of a customer then asks the MD for a discount and
about 10 seconds after him asking the fanny licker then bites the
MD in full view of the customer and the dog gets kicked across
the room for the second time in a half an hour.


Assuming you witnessed the dog bite the MD then a complaint to the
police seems a good idea. There are still too any people ignorant
of the fact the Dangerous Dogs law was extended to dogs on private
property. With a bit of luck the customer will get a visit from
the constabulary. And may even be inclined to offer suitable
compensation without the need for a letter before action.


+1

Going that route is likely to result in the dog's death, which seems
rather harsh. The problem is nearly always the owner, not the dog.


A single bite probably won't, but if it makes a habit of it then...

It stops someone else getting bitten by that particular dog. Shame you
can't do something more permanent about irresponsible dog owners.

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On 26/08/2018 18:15, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
ARW wrote:
On 26/08/2018 16:54, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
ARW wrote:
It's a while since I did domestic work.

So I was really looking forward to todays job which was domestic.

Well the customers fanny licker of a dog (it had been running around
uncontrolled and yapping for about 10 minutes) decided to bite me
so I said a very loud "OUCH". Customer makes no comment or ignores
me and the fanny licker runs around for a few more minutes before
biting me again.
This time I hoof it with my steel toe tapped boot across the room,
the dog yelps and the customer starts to complain.

Customer wants me off offsite and threatens to call the police and
report me to the RSCPA. The MD arrives and assures the customer it
was not deliberate and that I had accidentally stood on the dogs
paw. The cheeky **** of a customer then asks the MD for a discount and
about 10 seconds after him asking the fanny licker then bites the MD
in full view of the customer and the dog gets kicked across the room
for the second time in a half an hour.

In a different life I repaired a fridge freezer for an old lady. She
had a Jack Russell. We made friends, I had it rolling around on its
back. She told me not to trust it.
Job done. I was walking down her garden path to the van and the
******* shot out and bit my ankle. There was blood.
The old lady was grinning like a Cheshire cat.


Did you not treat yourself and kick it across the garden?


I was warned and I don't go around kicking little dogs.

Any dog that bites people for no reason needs to be taught a lesson.


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On 26/08/2018 18:15, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
ARW wrote:
On 26/08/2018 16:54, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
ARW wrote:
It's a while since I did domestic work.

So I was really looking forward to todays job which was domestic.

Well the customers fanny licker of a dog (it had been running around
uncontrolled and yapping for about 10 minutes) decided to bite me
so I said a very loud "OUCH". Customer makes no comment or ignores
me and the fanny licker runs around for a few more minutes before
biting me again.
This time I hoof it with my steel toe tapped boot across the room,
the dog yelps and the customer starts to complain.

Customer wants me off offsite and threatens to call the police and
report me to the RSCPA. The MD arrives and assures the customer it
was not deliberate and that I had accidentally stood on the dogs
paw. The cheeky **** of a customer then asks the MD for a discount and
about 10 seconds after him asking the fanny licker then bites the MD
in full view of the customer and the dog gets kicked across the room
for the second time in a half an hour.

In a different life I repaired a fridge freezer for an old lady. She
had a Jack Russell. We made friends, I had it rolling around on its
back. She told me not to trust it.
Job done. I was walking down her garden path to the van and the
******* shot out and bit my ankle. There was blood.
The old lady was grinning like a Cheshire cat.


Did you not treat yourself and kick it across the garden?


I was warned and I don't go around kicking little dogs.

Any dog that bites people for no reason needs to be taught a lesson.


But kicking it across the room doesnt do that.

Bet that one that bit you and your boss still bites others.

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Did you not treat yourself and kick it across the garden?

I was warned and I don't go around kicking little dogs.

Any dog that bites people for no reason needs to be taught a lesson.


But kicking it across the room doesn¢t do that.

Bet that one that bit you and your boss still bites others.


You know something about biting other people, eh, you barking mad Ozzie
tard? BG

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Birdbrain: I have one head but 5 fingers.

Rot: Obvious lie. You hairy legged cross dressers are so inbred that you all
have two heads.

Birdbrain: You're the one that likes hairy legs remember?

Rot: The problem isnt the hairy legs, it's the gross inbreeding that
produces two headed unemployables like you.

Birdbrain: So why did you mention hairy legs?

Rot: Because that's what those who arent actually stupid enough to shave
their legs have.

Birdbrain: You only have hairy legs if both of the following are true:
1) You're quite far back on the evolutionary scale.
2) You haven't learned what a razor is for.

Rot: Only a terminal ****wit or a woman shaves their legs.

Birdbrain: There is literally zero point in having hair all over your body.

Rot: There is even less point in wasting your
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Shame you
can't do something more permanent about irresponsible dog owners.


You can (and not just dogs of course). They can be banned from owning
a dog for a period or life, fined and / or imprisonment (14 years for
a fatality).

https://www.gov.uk/control-dog-public

https://www.gov.uk/government/public...tioners-manual

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Shame you
can't do something more permanent about irresponsible dog owners.


You can (and not just dogs of course). They can be banned from owning
a dog for a period or life, fined and / or imprisonment (14 years for
a fatality).

https://www.gov.uk/control-dog-public

https://www.gov.uk/government/public...tioners-manual


But that is useless with small dog that just bites occasionally
and is just a nuisance to the person bitten.



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On 26/08/2018 18:15, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
ARW wrote:
On 26/08/2018 16:54, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
ARW wrote:
It's a while since I did domestic work.

So I was really looking forward to todays job which was domestic.

Well the customers fanny licker of a dog (it had been running around
uncontrolled and yapping for about 10 minutes) decided to bite me
so I said a very loud "OUCH". Customer makes no comment or ignores
me and the fanny licker runs around for a few more minutes before
biting me again.
This time I hoof it with my steel toe tapped boot across the room,
the dog yelps and the customer starts to complain.

Customer wants me off offsite and threatens to call the police and
report me to the RSCPA. The MD arrives and assures the customer it
was not deliberate and that I had accidentally stood on the dogs
paw. The cheeky **** of a customer then asks the MD for a discount and
about 10 seconds after him asking the fanny licker then bites the MD
in full view of the customer and the dog gets kicked across the room
for the second time in a half an hour.

In a different life I repaired a fridge freezer for an old lady. She
had a Jack Russell. We made friends, I had it rolling around on its
back. She told me not to trust it.
Job done. I was walking down her garden path to the van and the
******* shot out and bit my ankle. There was blood.
The old lady was grinning like a Cheshire cat.


Did you not treat yourself and kick it across the garden?

I was warned and I don't go around kicking little dogs.

Any dog that bites people for no reason needs to be taught a lesson.


Should have been taught not to bite as a pup - and no need to kick it.
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You can (and not just dogs of course). They can be banned from owning
a dog for a period or life, fined and / or imprisonment (14 years for
a fatality).

https://www.gov.uk/control-dog-public

https://www.gov.uk/government/public...tioners-manual


But that is useless with small dog that just bites occasionally
and is just a nuisance to the person bitten.


That's not for YOU to decide whether it's just a "nuisance" to any person or
something more threatening!

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On Saturday, 25 August 2018 12:08:17 UTC+1, F wrote:
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But they're aren't any tuely wild dogs, pets that have become ferral but the closest to a wild dog is a wolf in the UK animal world and most of the world where dogs are pets or even a food source.

So a wild dog is usually an escapee or perhaps off-spring of one if they exist or live long enough.


Not been on a game drive in Africa then?

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No last time I checked Africia wasn't in the UK, although it may be a part of the EU in the future.
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On Saturday, 25 August 2018 17:22:40 UTC+1, Peeler wrote:
On Fri, 24 Aug 2018 04:13:03 -0700 (PDT), whisky-dave wrote:

Actually, there were and there still are! Just HOW retarded are you,
Ozzietard?


Not that you reply to him or anyone else.

But they're aren't any tuely wild dogs, pets that have become ferral but the closest to a wild dog is a wolf in the UK animal world and most of the world where dogs are pets or even a food source.

So a wild dog is usually an escapee or perhaps off-spring of one if they exist or live long enough.

There are a limited number of truely wild cats in scotalnd.


Gee ...what a load of BULL****, again! tsk


if you need an expert of BULL**** reply to wodney not me.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_wildcat
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On 26/08/2018 16:54, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
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It's a while since I did domestic work.

So I was really looking forward to todays job which was domestic.

Well the customers fanny licker of a dog (it had been running
around uncontrolled and yapping for about 10 minutes) decided to
bite me so I said a very loud "OUCH". Customer makes no comment or
ignores me and the fanny licker runs around for a few more minutes
before
biting me again.
This time I hoof it with my steel toe tapped boot across the
room, the dog yelps and the customer starts to complain.

Customer wants me off offsite and threatens to call the police
and report me to the RSCPA. The MD arrives and assures the
customer it was not deliberate and that I had accidentally stood
on the dogs paw. The cheeky **** of a customer then asks the MD for a
discount and about 10 seconds after him asking the fanny licker
then bites the MD in full view of the customer and the dog gets
kicked across the room for the second time in a half an hour.

In a different life I repaired a fridge freezer for an old lady.
She had a Jack Russell. We made friends, I had it rolling around
on its back. She told me not to trust it.
Job done. I was walking down her garden path to the van and the
******* shot out and bit my ankle. There was blood.
The old lady was grinning like a Cheshire cat.


Did you not treat yourself and kick it across the garden?
I was warned and I don't go around kicking little dogs.

Any dog that bites people for no reason needs to be taught a lesson.


Should have been taught not to bite as a pup - and no need to kick it.


Jack Russells are like that.
My Westie wants to take on the Terminator German Shepherd who lives across
the road.
Little dog syndrome.




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On Tue, 28 Aug 2018 05:25:06 -0700 (PDT), whisky-dave wrote:

Not that you reply to him or anyone else.

But they're aren't any tuely wild dogs, pets that have become ferral but the closest to a wild dog is a wolf in the UK animal world and most of the world where dogs are pets or even a food source.

So a wild dog is usually an escapee or perhaps off-spring of one if they exist or live long enough.

There are a limited number of truely wild cats in scotalnd.


Gee ...what a load of BULL****, again! tsk


if you need an expert of BULL**** reply to wodney not me.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_wildcat


Nobody was talking about wild cats, senile idiot! tsk
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On 28/08/2018 13:23, whisky-dave wrote:
On Saturday, 25 August 2018 12:08:17 UTC+1, F wrote:
On 24/08/2018 12:13, whisky-dave wrote:

But they're aren't any tuely wild dogs, pets that have become ferral but the closest to a wild dog is a wolf in the UK animal world and most of the world where dogs are pets or even a food source.

So a wild dog is usually an escapee or perhaps off-spring of one if they exist or live long enough.


Not been on a game drive in Africa then?

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No last time I checked Africia wasn't in the UK, although it may be a part of the EU in the future.



Re-read what you posted. It wasn't limited to the UK.

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On Tuesday, 28 August 2018 17:17:27 UTC+1, Peeler wrote:
On Tue, 28 Aug 2018 05:25:06 -0700 (PDT), whisky-dave wrote:

Not that you reply to him or anyone else.

But they're aren't any tuely wild dogs, pets that have become ferral but the closest to a wild dog is a wolf in the UK animal world and most of the world where dogs are pets or even a food source.

So a wild dog is usually an escapee or perhaps off-spring of one if they exist or live long enough.

There are a limited number of truely wild cats in scotalnd.

Gee ...what a load of BULL****, again! tsk


if you need an expert of BULL**** reply to wodney not me.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_wildcat


Nobody was talking about wild cats, senile idiot! tsk


It was how to define a wild animal from a pet or a pet released into the wild doesn't make it a wild animal. An escape dog isn't considered a wild animal.



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On Wednesday, 29 August 2018 10:12:59 UTC+1, F wrote:
On 28/08/2018 13:23, whisky-dave wrote:
On Saturday, 25 August 2018 12:08:17 UTC+1, F wrote:
On 24/08/2018 12:13, whisky-dave wrote:

But they're aren't any tuely wild dogs, pets that have become ferral but the closest to a wild dog is a wolf in the UK animal world and most of the world where dogs are pets or even a food source.

So a wild dog is usually an escapee or perhaps off-spring of one if they exist or live long enough.

Not been on a game drive in Africa then?

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No last time I checked Africia wasn't in the UK, although it may be a part of the EU in the future.



Re-read what you posted. It wasn't limited to the UK.


I read what I posted perhaps you can tell me who posted

"Not been on a game drive in Africa then?"

I have NEVER been on a game drive in the UK in Africa, I thought Africa and the UK were difernt places, why are yuo implying they are the same place ?


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On Wed, 29 Aug 2018 06:34:25 -0700 (PDT), whisky-dave wrote:


if you need an expert of BULL**** reply to wodney not me.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_wildcat


Nobody was talking about wild cats, senile idiot! tsk


It was how to define a wild animal from a pet or a pet released into the
wild doesn't make it a wild animal. An escape dog isn't considered a wild
animal.


This was about Rot's idiotic statement and your adopting his statement that
"there were no small dogs in the wild, before they were bred by humans."
And the African wild dogs prove this idiotic statement to be wrong!


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On Wednesday, 29 August 2018 14:54:36 UTC+1, Peeler wrote:
On Wed, 29 Aug 2018 06:34:25 -0700 (PDT), whisky-dave wrote:


if you need an expert of BULL**** reply to wodney not me.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_wildcat

Nobody was talking about wild cats, senile idiot! tsk


It was how to define a wild animal from a pet or a pet released into the
wild doesn't make it a wild animal. An escape dog isn't considered a wild
animal.




This was about Rot's idiotic statement and your adopting his statement that
"there were no small dogs in the wild, before they were bred by humans."
And the African wild dogs prove this idiotic statement to be wrong!


I see you have problems reading.

I said there were no wild dogs in the UK, rodf say;s I guess you haven;t been to africa.

There are no wild elephants in the UK and no I haven't been to africa or india or asia, but I still donlt see what relivence another country has to the wildlife in the UK.




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On 29/08/2018 14:34, whisky-dave wrote:

It was how to define a wild animal from a pet or a pet released into the wild doesn't make it a wild animal. An escape dog isn't considered a wild animal.


It's a moot point what the difference is between wild dogs and stray
domestic dogs when they are mauling you to death.

The Guardian says they are wild
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/...s-greece-named

The Telegraph says stray
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/201...y-dogs-greece/








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On Wednesday, 29 August 2018 15:08:08 UTC+1, GB wrote:
On 29/08/2018 14:34, whisky-dave wrote:

It was how to define a wild animal from a pet or a pet released into the wild doesn't make it a wild animal. An escape dog isn't considered a wild animal.


It's a moot point what the difference is between wild dogs and stray
domestic dogs when they are mauling you to death.


There's a big differnce.
Few would call a wild dog a domestic dog.



The Guardian says they are wild
chttps://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/sep/25/british-woman-mauled-death-wild-dogs-greece-named


what part of greece is in the UK, is this an EU thing ?


The Telegraph says stray
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/201...y-dogs-greece/


How many stray elephant or tigers are there in the UK ?
So can anyonetell the differnce between a stray and a wild animal.


https://www.pets4homes.co.uk/pet-adv...our-terms.html





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driveling senile moron, blathered again:

FLUSH yet more of the usual absolutely idiotic, senile drivel
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On 29/08/2018 14:36, whisky-dave wrote:
On Wednesday, 29 August 2018 10:12:59 UTC+1, F wrote:
On 28/08/2018 13:23, whisky-dave wrote:
On Saturday, 25 August 2018 12:08:17 UTC+1, F wrote:
On 24/08/2018 12:13, whisky-dave wrote:

But they're aren't any tuely wild dogs, pets that have become ferral but the closest to a wild dog is a wolf in the UK animal world and most of the world where dogs are pets or even a food source.

So a wild dog is usually an escapee or perhaps off-spring of one if they exist or live long enough.

Not been on a game drive in Africa then?

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No last time I checked Africia wasn't in the UK, although it may be a part of the EU in the future.



Re-read what you posted. It wasn't limited to the UK.


I read what I posted perhaps you can tell me who posted

"Not been on a game drive in Africa then?"

I have NEVER been on a game drive in the UK in Africa, I thought Africa and the UK were difernt places, why are yuo implying they are the same place ?


You need to get off the whisky, try to type in reasonably accurate
English, stop the deliberate obfuscation, and re-read what you posted on
24/08/2018 at 12:13. It's up there ^.

And I'm not going to get involved in one of your many ridiculous back
and forth spats.

Welcome to my killfile.

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