"Mr Pounder Esquire" wrote in message
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ARW wrote:
It's a while since I did domestic work.

So I was really looking forward to todays job which was domestic.

Well the customers fanny licker of a dog (it had been running around
uncontrolled and yapping for about 10 minutes) decided to bite me so I
said a very loud "OUCH". Customer makes no comment or ignores me and
the fanny licker runs around for a few more minutes before biting me
again.
This time I hoof it with my steel toe tapped boot across the room, the
dog yelps and the customer starts to complain.

Customer wants me off offsite and threatens to call the police and
report me to the RSCPA. The MD arrives and assures the customer it was
not deliberate and that I had accidentally stood on the dogs paw.

The cheeky **** of a customer then asks the MD for a discount and
about 10 seconds after him asking the fanny licker then bites the MD
in full view of the customer and the dog gets kicked across the room
for the second time in a half an hour.

In a different life I repaired a fridge freezer for an old lady. She had a
Jack Russell. We made friends, I had it rolling around on its back. She
told me not to trust it.
Job done. I was walking down her garden path to the van and the *******
shot out and bit my ankle. There was blood.
The old lady was grinning like a Cheshire cat.

Yeah, our heelers are like that, notorious for biting you on the way out.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_Cattle_Dog