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Default Bloody domestic customers

bert wrote:
In article , ARW
writes
On 26/08/2018 18:15, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
ARW wrote:
On 26/08/2018 16:54, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
ARW wrote:
It's a while since I did domestic work.

So I was really looking forward to todays job which was domestic.

Well the customers fanny licker of a dog (it had been running
around uncontrolled and yapping for about 10 minutes) decided to
bite me so I said a very loud "OUCH". Customer makes no comment or
ignores me and the fanny licker runs around for a few more minutes
before
biting me again.
This time I hoof it with my steel toe tapped boot across the
room, the dog yelps and the customer starts to complain.

Customer wants me off offsite and threatens to call the police
and report me to the RSCPA. The MD arrives and assures the
customer it was not deliberate and that I had accidentally stood
on the dogs paw. The cheeky **** of a customer then asks the MD for a
discount and about 10 seconds after him asking the fanny licker
then bites the MD in full view of the customer and the dog gets
kicked across the room for the second time in a half an hour.

In a different life I repaired a fridge freezer for an old lady.
She had a Jack Russell. We made friends, I had it rolling around
on its back. She told me not to trust it.
Job done. I was walking down her garden path to the van and the
******* shot out and bit my ankle. There was blood.
The old lady was grinning like a Cheshire cat.


Did you not treat yourself and kick it across the garden?
I was warned and I don't go around kicking little dogs.

Any dog that bites people for no reason needs to be taught a lesson.


Should have been taught not to bite as a pup - and no need to kick it.


Jack Russells are like that.
My Westie wants to take on the Terminator German Shepherd who lives across
the road.
Little dog syndrome.