On Sun, 04 Dec 2016 21:24:50 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

On Sunday, 4 December 2016 21:10:10 UTC, Rod Speed wrote:
Simon Mason wrote
Bod wrote

Plenty hobbies, or you can join clubs to meet folk, without having to
work. Most old people I know who are bored go bowling, bingo, whatever.

Every person is different. Some like to work.

I have 40 years of experience to pass onto the millennials,
old fogeys don't need me to show them how to play bingo.

They do need you to show them how not to commit suicide tho.

When they get body shamed on Twitter and want to top themselves, I can show them how it's done.

"Body shamed"?

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Love conquers all, except in tennis.

On Sunday, 4 December 2016 21:23:06 UTC, Rod Speed wrote:

No it isnt, you both enjoy travel.

Or do you force her to come as the pack animal to lug
your suitcase full of dinosaur wrong tool for the job **** ?

I carry two Frakta sacks on my shoulders and two in my hands.

On Sun, 04 Dec 2016 21:56:50 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

On Sunday, 4 December 2016 21:23:06 UTC, Rod Speed wrote:

No it isnt, you both enjoy travel.

Or do you force her to come as the pack animal to lug
your suitcase full of dinosaur wrong tool for the job **** ?

I carry two Frakta sacks on my shoulders and two in my hands.

On holidays?!

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Imagine you are a child in your mother's womb, can you detect light?
Only during ballet practice.

"Simon Mason" wrote in message
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On Sunday, 4 December 2016 21:23:06 UTC, Rod Speed wrote:

No it isnt, you both enjoy travel.

Or do you force her to come as the pack animal to lug
your suitcase full of dinosaur wrong tool for the job **** ?

I carry two Frakta sacks on my shoulders and two in my hands.

Fark. A decent smartphone in your pocket leaves that for dead.

On Sunday, 4 December 2016 22:07:13 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sun, 04 Dec 2016 21:56:50 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

On Sunday, 4 December 2016 21:23:06 UTC, Rod Speed wrote:

No it isnt, you both enjoy travel.

Or do you force her to come as the pack animal to lug
your suitcase full of dinosaur wrong tool for the job **** ?

I carry two Frakta sacks on my shoulders and two in my hands.

On holidays?!

One is usually enough on holiday.

Xmas market stuff is not heavy.

On Sun, 04 Dec 2016 22:28:47 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

On Sunday, 4 December 2016 22:07:13 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sun, 04 Dec 2016 21:56:50 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

On Sunday, 4 December 2016 21:23:06 UTC, Rod Speed wrote:

No it isnt, you both enjoy travel.

Or do you force her to come as the pack animal to lug
your suitcase full of dinosaur wrong tool for the job **** ?

I carry two Frakta sacks on my shoulders and two in my hands.

On holidays?!

One is usually enough on holiday.

Can't you afford decent luggage?

Xmas market stuff is not heavy.

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On Sunday, 4 December 2016 22:34:16 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:


One is usually enough on holiday.

Can't you afford decent luggage?

Got one of these in Dortmund.

http://bit.ly/2g1o6WZ

On Sun, 4 Dec 2016 21:39:43 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
wrote:

On Sunday, 4 December 2016 22:34:16 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:


One is usually enough on holiday.

Can't you afford decent luggage?

Got one of these in Dortmund.

http://bit.ly/2g1o6WZ



Crikey - that was expensive - are you sure you could afford it.

On Mon, 05 Dec 2016 05:39:43 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

On Sunday, 4 December 2016 22:34:16 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:


One is usually enough on holiday.

Can't you afford decent luggage?

Got one of these in Dortmund.

http://bit.ly/2g1o6WZ

£319 for a suitcase, you really are a mug.

--
"If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking,
How come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?" - Bill Connolly

On Monday, 5 December 2016 15:02:13 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Mon, 05 Dec 2016 05:39:43 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

On Sunday, 4 December 2016 22:34:16 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:


One is usually enough on holiday.

Can't you afford decent luggage?

Got one of these in Dortmund.

http://bit.ly/2g1o6WZ

£319 for a suitcase, you really are a mug.

If you want the best, you have to pay the best.

I went to Matlock Bath today and it was 0C, so I bought a puffa jacket for £50 in a shop just for that walk as I was cold and then, now I don't need it, will give it to DD2.

On Mon, 05 Dec 2016 16:31:28 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

On Monday, 5 December 2016 15:02:13 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Mon, 05 Dec 2016 05:39:43 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

On Sunday, 4 December 2016 22:34:16 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:


One is usually enough on holiday.

Can't you afford decent luggage?

Got one of these in Dortmund.

http://bit.ly/2g1o6WZ

£319 for a suitcase, you really are a mug.

If you want the best, you have to pay the best.

It's just a suitcase, there is nothing that needs to be better than a normal one.

I went to Matlock Bath today and it was 0C, so I bought a puffa jacket for £50 in a shop just for that walk as I was cold and then, now I don't need it, will give it to DD2.

You were cold at 0C? You said recently that you used shorts in winter for cycling. When did you become a girl?

Who is DD2?

--
Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time, caddy. It's distracting!"
Caddy: "This isn't a watch Sir, it's a compass!"

On Monday, 5 December 2016 16:47:25 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:


It's just a suitcase, there is nothing that needs to be better than a normal one.

It is four wheel drive, you can steer it sideways with a flick of the wrist and it even has a combination lock, USB charger and secret compartment.

You were cold at 0C? You said recently that you used shorts in winter for cycling. When did you become a girl?

When I stopped cycling in Sep 2013 and became a car driver.


Who is DD2?

Darling daughter nr2.

On Mon, 05 Dec 2016 17:29:59 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

On Monday, 5 December 2016 16:47:25 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:


It's just a suitcase, there is nothing that needs to be better than a normal one.

It is four wheel drive, you can steer it sideways with a flick of the wrist and it even has a combination lock, USB charger and secret compartment.

Oh for goodness sake.

You were cold at 0C? You said recently that you used shorts in winter for cycling. When did you become a girl?

When I stopped cycling in Sep 2013 and became a car driver.

That doesn't make you change to a wimp.

Who is DD2?

Darling daughter nr2.

--
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Samuel Foote: "That will depend my lord, on whether I embrace your lordship's principles or your mistress."

"Simon Mason" wrote in message
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On Monday, 5 December 2016 15:02:13 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Mon, 05 Dec 2016 05:39:43 -0000, Simon Mason
wrote:

On Sunday, 4 December 2016 22:34:16 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:


One is usually enough on holiday.

Can't you afford decent luggage?

Got one of these in Dortmund.

http://bit.ly/2g1o6WZ

£319 for a suitcase, you really are a mug.

If you want the best,

It isnt the best.

you have to pay the best.

Nope, you can steal one.

I went to Matlock Bath today and it was 0C, so I bought
a puffa jacket for £50 in a shop just for that walk as I was
cold and then, now I don't need it, will give it to DD2.

Like he said...

On Mon, 5 Dec 2016 08:31:28 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
wrote:

On Monday, 5 December 2016 15:02:13 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Mon, 05 Dec 2016 05:39:43 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

On Sunday, 4 December 2016 22:34:16 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:


One is usually enough on holiday.

Can't you afford decent luggage?

Got one of these in Dortmund.

http://bit.ly/2g1o6WZ

£319 for a suitcase, you really are a mug.

If you want the best, you have to pay the best.

I went to Matlock Bath today and it was 0C, so I bought a puffa jacket for £50 in a shop just for that walk as I was cold and then, now I don't need it, will give it to DD2.


Crikey - you really are very affluent. - I'm so envious.

"Judith" wrote in message
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On Mon, 5 Dec 2016 08:31:28 -0800 (PST), Simon Mason
wrote:

On Monday, 5 December 2016 15:02:13 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Mon, 05 Dec 2016 05:39:43 -0000, Simon Mason
wrote:

On Sunday, 4 December 2016 22:34:16 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:


One is usually enough on holiday.

Can't you afford decent luggage?

Got one of these in Dortmund.

http://bit.ly/2g1o6WZ

£319 for a suitcase, you really are a mug.

If you want the best, you have to pay the best.

I went to Matlock Bath today and it was 0C, so I bought a puffa jacket for
£50 in a shop just for that walk as I was cold and then, now I don't need
it, will give it to DD2.


Crikey - you really are very affluent. - I'm so envious.

Absolutely. I'm minded to go out and order a beamer tomorrow.
Nah, i'll leave the cash in the bank.