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On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 19:53:46 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
James Wilkinson Sword wrote: On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 18:46:31 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: James Wilkinson Sword wrote: On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:49:33 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: James Wilkinson Sword wrote: On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:33:44 -0000, The Natural Philosopher wrote: On 05/11/16 17:11, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: Simon Mason wrote: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg Good grief! Shonky looking house innit? Explain. http://www.macmillandictionary.com/d...british/shonky I know what shonky means, but I see nothing shonky in the photo. You wouldn't. What do you see? A speck of dust not in alphabetical order? You have more OCD than Simon. I see a dirty man with a dirty bicycle in what Must be a dirty house. I saw no dirt in that picture. Most cyclists live in dirty homes.You are one and you do. I use a bicycle for leisure only. It is not an adequate replacement for the motor car. -- Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your arse? |
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"pamela" wrote in message ... On 13:52 5 Nov 2016, Simon Mason wrote: On Saturday, 5 November 2016 13:43:03 UTC, Andrew wrote: On 05/11/2016 10:46, Simon Mason wrote: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg Until you scratch the glass, in whichcase it is an expensive kludge. Why not trade it in for a Brompton ?. I'm 6ft 2in. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwAZ6lXWcAAXbT7.jpg Oswald Mosley looklike. Nothing like him http://spartacus-educational.com/00mosley2.jpg |
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On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 19:47:09 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: James Wilkinson Sword wrote: On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 18:42:14 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: James Wilkinson Sword wrote: On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:55:22 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: James Wilkinson Sword wrote: On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:11:18 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: Simon Mason wrote: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg Good grief! Metal pedal next to glass. ****ing gross stupidity. How to get divorced on the grounds of being a pikey cyclist. http://www.swldxer.co.uk/kitchen1.jpg Maybe she's a cyclist too? Nope. Cite. He would have told us. Maybe he doesn't feel the need to tell us everything? He does feel the urge and would have told us. This page will disgust you: http://www.hypeorlando.com/ride-for-...ns/tag/dating/ "He's only got a ****ing little ******". (Nat) Mine is average, her husband has eight inches. Four inches bigger than yours then. Since when was the average 4 inches? I really would not know or care. But you have always been very interested in wangers and seem to know all about them. Perhaps you can tell us all about the average size of wangers and your experiance with them? |
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On Saturday, 5 November 2016 19:50:55 UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Simon Mason wrote: On Saturday, 5 November 2016 18:40:42 UTC, Rod Speed wrote: Simon Mason wrote https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg That's an eyesore and a nuisance to use IMO. It is a £6000 carbon fibred thing of pure beauty. It's a bicycle. And that is all it ever will be. True - it IS worth more than my poxy car though. http://bit.ly/2cLqcxx |
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On Saturday, 5 November 2016 19:52:47 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
It's a bicycle. And that is all it ever will be. And for £6000 you an get a car that goes ten times the speed. I got 40mph downhill on it once, where can you get a car that does 400mph? Bonneville Salt Flats? |
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On Saturday, 5 November 2016 19:58:59 UTC, Rod Speed wrote:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwAZ6lXWcAAXbT7.jpg Oswald Mosley looklike. Nothing like him http://spartacus-educational.com/00mosley2.jpg Wrong - he has eyes like a typical Scorpio as I do. The absolute BEST way to figure out if someone is a Scorpio is by their eyes. They are typically piercing with strong intensity. If you are stared down by a Scorpio it may make you feel extremely uncomfortable, and that's usually the intention. It's almost as though we are penetrating your soul with our intense gaze. |
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"Mr Pounder Esquire" wrote in message ... Simon Mason wrote: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg Good grief! Considerable grief when it falls on you. |
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On Sat, 5 Nov 2016 19:53:46 -0000, "Mr Pounder Esquire"
wrote: I see a dirty man with a dirty bicycle in what Must be a dirty house. Isn't that a line from an Eartha Kitt song? Got a bloody earworm now you sod. G.Harman |
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"Simon Mason" wrote in message ... On Saturday, 5 November 2016 17:22:10 UTC, Andy Burns wrote: Tim Watts wrote: Simon Mason wrote: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg Does that tea towel thing say "Death Match UKIP"? No cigar ... http://www.scratchmap.org/shop/gourmet-scratch-map We only eat Vindaloos around Europe, Fark, no wonder you are holidayed out. so that map has stayed unsullied. |
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On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 20:20:16 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
James Wilkinson Sword wrote: On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 19:47:09 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: James Wilkinson Sword wrote: On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 18:42:14 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: James Wilkinson Sword wrote: On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:55:22 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: James Wilkinson Sword wrote: On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:11:18 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: Simon Mason wrote: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg Good grief! Metal pedal next to glass. ****ing gross stupidity. How to get divorced on the grounds of being a pikey cyclist. http://www.swldxer.co.uk/kitchen1.jpg Maybe she's a cyclist too? Nope. Cite. He would have told us. Maybe he doesn't feel the need to tell us everything? He does feel the urge and would have told us. You may well be correct. This page will disgust you: http://www.hypeorlando.com/ride-for-...ns/tag/dating/ "He's only got a ****ing little ******". (Nat) Mine is average, her husband has eight inches. Four inches bigger than yours then. Since when was the average 4 inches? I really would not know or care. But you have always been very interested in wangers and seem to know all about them. Perhaps you can tell us all about the average size of wangers and your experiance with them? Well I was always told 7 was average, but it's all on google if you look, apparently some countries have very small ones. I would be embarrassed to have less than 7. -- Six stages of married life: 1: Tri-weekly 2: Try weekly 3: Try weakly 4. Try oysters 5: Try anything 6: Try to remember |
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On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 20:32:16 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:
On Saturday, 5 November 2016 19:50:55 UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: Simon Mason wrote: On Saturday, 5 November 2016 18:40:42 UTC, Rod Speed wrote: Simon Mason wrote https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg That's an eyesore and a nuisance to use IMO. It is a £6000 carbon fibred thing of pure beauty. It's a bicycle. And that is all it ever will be. True - it IS worth more than my poxy car though. http://bit.ly/2cLqcxx I would be embarrassed to drive that at less than twice the speed limit. You are being cruel to it. -- You can lead a man to Congress . . . .. . . but you can't make him think. |
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On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 20:52:28 -0000, wrote:
On Sat, 5 Nov 2016 19:53:46 -0000, "Mr Pounder Esquire" wrote: I see a dirty man with a dirty bicycle in what Must be a dirty house. Isn't that a line from an Eartha Kitt song? Got a bloody earworm now you sod. G.Harman http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/articl...t-of-your-head -- Peter is listening to Eric Clapton - Layla |
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On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 20:52:28 -0000, wrote:
On Sat, 5 Nov 2016 19:53:46 -0000, "Mr Pounder Esquire" wrote: I see a dirty man with a dirty bicycle in what Must be a dirty house. Isn't that a line from an Eartha Kitt song? Got a bloody earworm now you sod. G.Harman I find the best thing to get rod of those is to play something very very loud. A 200W RMS amplifier does the trick, although more than a few songs at that level makes my neighbour come round. Saves me having to phone her if I want to borrow something :-) -- TESTICULATING Waving your arms around and talking ********. |
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On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 20:34:57 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:
On Saturday, 5 November 2016 19:52:47 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote: It's a bicycle. And that is all it ever will be. And for £6000 you an get a car that goes ten times the speed. I got 40mph downhill on it once, where can you get a car that does 400mph? Bonneville Salt Flats? Consider average speed. What speed would you comfortably (as in cycling it for 4 hours without pushing tourself, not a sprint) do on the flat? -- "All you need is love, money, broadband, good health, satellite TV, a fast car, ......." - The Beatles |
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"James Wilkinson Sword" wrote in message news On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:55:22 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: James Wilkinson Sword wrote: On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:11:18 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: Simon Mason wrote: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg Good grief! Metal pedal next to glass. ****ing gross stupidity. How to get divorced on the grounds of being a pikey cyclist. http://www.swldxer.co.uk/kitchen1.jpg Maybe she's a cyclist too? No evidence of that in the photos that include bikes. This page will disgust you: http://www.hypeorlando.com/ride-for-...ns/tag/dating/ |
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On Saturday, 5 November 2016 21:12:15 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 20:34:57 -0000, Simon Mason wrote: On Saturday, 5 November 2016 19:52:47 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote: It's a bicycle. And that is all it ever will be. And for £6000 you an get a car that goes ten times the speed. I got 40mph downhill on it once, where can you get a car that does 400mph? Bonneville Salt Flats? Consider average speed. What speed would you comfortably (as in cycling it for 4 hours without pushing tourself, not a sprint) do on the flat? 18mph all day long - 180 mph is still supercar territory though. |
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"James Wilkinson Sword" wrote in message news On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 18:42:14 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: James Wilkinson Sword wrote: On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:55:22 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: James Wilkinson Sword wrote: On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:11:18 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: Simon Mason wrote: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg Good grief! Metal pedal next to glass. ****ing gross stupidity. How to get divorced on the grounds of being a pikey cyclist. http://www.swldxer.co.uk/kitchen1.jpg Maybe she's a cyclist too? Nope. Cite. This page will disgust you: http://www.hypeorlando.com/ride-for-...ns/tag/dating/ "He's only got a ****ing little ******". (Nat) Mine is average, We've seen the youtube footage and some of us died laughing... her husband has eight inches. He never said that. |
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"Mr Pounder Esquire" wrote in message ... Simon Mason wrote: On Saturday, 5 November 2016 18:40:42 UTC, Rod Speed wrote: Simon Mason wrote https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg That's an eyesore and a nuisance to use IMO. It is a £6000 carbon fibred thing of pure beauty. It's a bicycle. And that is all it ever will be. It could well become a ****ed bicycle when it gets run over. |
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"Simon Mason" wrote in message ... On Saturday, 5 November 2016 19:58:59 UTC, Rod Speed wrote: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwAZ6lXWcAAXbT7.jpg Oswald Mosley looklike. Nothing like him http://spartacus-educational.com/00mosley2.jpg Wrong - he has eyes like a typical Scorpio as I do. There is no such thing as typical scorpio eyes and yours are nothing like his anyway. The absolute BEST way to figure out if someone is a Scorpio is by their eyes. Even sillier than you usually manage. They are typically piercing with strong intensity. Yours arent. If you are stared down by a Scorpio it may make you feel extremely uncomfortable, Or it may not. and that's usually the intention. It's almost as though we are penetrating your soul with our intense gaze. Even sillier than you usually manage and yours is nothing even remotely like that in either of the two photos. In spades with the one with your wife. |
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On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 21:15:48 -0000, pamela wrote:
On 18:41 5 Nov 2016, James Wilkinson Sword wrote: On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 18:05:49 -0000, Simon Mason wrote: On Saturday, 5 November 2016 17:55:30 UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: James Wilkinson Sword wrote: On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:11:18 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: Simon Mason wrote: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg Good grief! Metal pedal next to glass. ****ing gross stupidity. How to get divorced on the grounds of being a pikey cyclist. http://www.swldxer.co.uk/kitchen1.jpg Still together after 33 years. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwhHOzYXAAAYTbQ.jpg What a ridiculous moustache. Do you think he has a mullet? It's not clear from the picture. No, that would be http://rs958.pbsrc.com/albums/ae62/l...LET-2.jpg~c200 -- Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer |
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On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 21:20:11 -0000, Rod Speed wrote:
"James Wilkinson Sword" wrote in message news On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:55:22 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: James Wilkinson Sword wrote: On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:11:18 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: Simon Mason wrote: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg Good grief! Metal pedal next to glass. ****ing gross stupidity. How to get divorced on the grounds of being a pikey cyclist. http://www.swldxer.co.uk/kitchen1.jpg Maybe she's a cyclist too? No evidence of that in the photos that include bikes. He's never mentioned it, but he's also never said she's NOT a cyclist. -- Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer |
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On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 21:33:09 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:
On Saturday, 5 November 2016 21:12:15 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote: On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 20:34:57 -0000, Simon Mason wrote: On Saturday, 5 November 2016 19:52:47 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote: It's a bicycle. And that is all it ever will be. And for £6000 you an get a car that goes ten times the speed. I got 40mph downhill on it once, where can you get a car that does 400mph? Bonneville Salt Flats? Consider average speed. What speed would you comfortably (as in cycling it for 4 hours without pushing tourself, not a sprint) do on the flat? 18mph all day long - 180 mph is still supercar territory though. My average cycling speed is 12.5mph for the entire day, but then I don't do it often. My average driving speed unhindered by law abiding ****wits is 98mph (as 100mph is illegal). -- This guy's in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, "Ballroom please." A lady standing in front of him turns around and says, "I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was crowding you." |
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On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 21:50:04 -0000, Rod Speed wrote:
"James Wilkinson Sword" wrote in message news On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 18:42:14 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: James Wilkinson Sword wrote: On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:55:22 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: James Wilkinson Sword wrote: On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:11:18 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: Simon Mason wrote: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg Good grief! Metal pedal next to glass. ****ing gross stupidity. How to get divorced on the grounds of being a pikey cyclist. http://www.swldxer.co.uk/kitchen1.jpg Maybe she's a cyclist too? Nope. Cite. This page will disgust you: http://www.hypeorlando.com/ride-for-...ns/tag/dating/ "He's only got a ****ing little ******". (Nat) Mine is average, We've seen the youtube footage and some of us died laughing... The only footage has me in a thong. her husband has eight inches. He never said that. She did. -- What's the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity. |
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"James Wilkinson Sword" wrote in message news On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 21:20:11 -0000, Rod Speed wrote: "James Wilkinson Sword" wrote in message news On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:55:22 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: James Wilkinson Sword wrote: On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:11:18 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: Simon Mason wrote: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg Good grief! Metal pedal next to glass. ****ing gross stupidity. How to get divorced on the grounds of being a pikey cyclist. http://www.swldxer.co.uk/kitchen1.jpg Maybe she's a cyclist too? No evidence of that in the photos that include bikes. He's never mentioned it, But we have seen the bikes and there is no evidence of hers. but he's also never said she's NOT a cyclist. He has actually, today. |
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On Saturday, 5 November 2016 22:11:08 UTC, Rod Speed wrote:
"Simon Mason" wrote in message ... On Saturday, 5 November 2016 19:58:59 UTC, Rod Speed wrote: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwAZ6lXWcAAXbT7.jpg Oswald Mosley looklike. Nothing like him http://spartacus-educational.com/00mosley2.jpg Wrong - he has eyes like a typical Scorpio as I do. There is no such thing as typical scorpio eyes and yours are nothing like his anyway. I knew he was a Scorpio as soon as I saw him and I was not wrong. https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?f...5226502&type=3 |
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"James Wilkinson Sword" wrote in message news On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 21:50:04 -0000, Rod Speed wrote: "James Wilkinson Sword" wrote in message news On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 18:42:14 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: James Wilkinson Sword wrote: On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:55:22 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: James Wilkinson Sword wrote: On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:11:18 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: Simon Mason wrote: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg Good grief! Metal pedal next to glass. ****ing gross stupidity. How to get divorced on the grounds of being a pikey cyclist. http://www.swldxer.co.uk/kitchen1.jpg Maybe she's a cyclist too? Nope. Cite. This page will disgust you: http://www.hypeorlando.com/ride-for-...ns/tag/dating/ "He's only got a ****ing little ******". (Nat) Mine is average, We've seen the youtube footage and some of us died laughing... The only footage has me in a thong. We've seen the youtube footage and some of us died laughing... her husband has eight inches. He never said that. She did. Nope. |
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On Saturday, 5 November 2016 22:43:39 UTC, Rod Speed wrote:
But we have seen the bikes and there is no evidence of hers. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwiJCikW8AQzf7v.jpg |
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"Simon Mason" wrote in message ... On Saturday, 5 November 2016 22:11:08 UTC, Rod Speed wrote: "Simon Mason" wrote in message ... On Saturday, 5 November 2016 19:58:59 UTC, Rod Speed wrote: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwAZ6lXWcAAXbT7.jpg Oswald Mosley looklike. Nothing like him http://spartacus-educational.com/00mosley2.jpg Wrong - he has eyes like a typical Scorpio as I do. There is no such thing as typical scorpio eyes and yours are nothing like his anyway. I knew he was a Scorpio as soon as I saw him and I was not wrong. https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?f...5226502&type=3 Nothng even remotely like Oswalds eyes. There is no such thing as typical scorpio eyes |
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Rod Speed wrote But we have seen the bikes and there is no evidence of hers. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwiJCikW8AQzf7v.jpg That's what you ride when you're cross dressing. |
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On 05/11/16 20:20, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Perhaps you can tell us all about the average size of wangers and your experiance with them I do remember most of our class measured theirs and the average was 5" when erect -- "What do you think about Gay Marriage?" "I don't." "Don't what?" "Think about Gay Marriage." |
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"Simon Mason" wrote in message ... On Saturday, 5 November 2016 19:58:59 UTC, Rod Speed wrote: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwAZ6lXWcAAXbT7.jpg Oswald Mosley looklike. Nothing like him http://spartacus-educational.com/00mosley2.jpg Wrong - he has eyes like a typical Scorpio as I do. The absolute BEST way to figure out if someone is a Scorpio is by their eyes. They are typically piercing with strong intensity. If you are stared down by a Scorpio it may make you feel extremely uncomfortable, and that's usually the intention. It's almost as though we are penetrating your soul with our intense gaze. Jesus H Christ, you're even madder than I thought, madder than a box of frogs. Hows about trying for a suicide once again? Go on, you know you want to. LMFAO. Question is, why do ****s like you infiltrate uk.diy? Wodney is understandable, he's completely ****ing stupid. |
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On 05/11/16 20:20, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote: Perhaps you can tell us all about the average size of wangers and your experiance with them I do remember most of our class measured theirs and the average was 5" when erect You must live near a nuclear power plant. Anyone with a 5" cock would be laughed at up here. How could you have sex with that? It would fall out every time you pulled back. -- Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. |
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"Rod Speed" wrote in message ... "Simon Mason" wrote in message ... On Saturday, 5 November 2016 22:11:08 UTC, Rod Speed wrote: "Simon Mason" wrote in message ... On Saturday, 5 November 2016 19:58:59 UTC, Rod Speed wrote: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwAZ6lXWcAAXbT7.jpg Oswald Mosley looklike. Nothing like him http://spartacus-educational.com/00mosley2.jpg Wrong - he has eyes like a typical Scorpio as I do. There is no such thing as typical scorpio eyes and yours are nothing like his anyway. I knew he was a Scorpio as soon as I saw him and I was not wrong. https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?f...5226502&type=3 Nothng even remotely like Oswalds eyes. There is no such thing as typical scorpio eyes Hey wod, go get another 200 tinnies down your neck. |
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"Simon Mason" wrote in message ... On Saturday, 5 November 2016 21:12:15 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote: On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 20:34:57 -0000, Simon Mason wrote: On Saturday, 5 November 2016 19:52:47 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote: It's a bicycle. And that is all it ever will be. And for £6000 you an get a car that goes ten times the speed. I got 40mph downhill on it once, where can you get a car that does 400mph? Bonneville Salt Flats? Consider average speed. What speed would you comfortably (as in cycling it for 4 hours without pushing tourself, not a sprint) do on the flat? 18mph all day long - 180 mph is still supercar territory though. Do you wish to be known as a ****? You're well on the way to being seeded #1 for 2016. Why not revive your suicide mission? We'd then just have wodney superdick to contend with. Think of others FFS you selfish *******. |
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It's almost as though we are penetrating your soul with our intense gaze. Jesus H Christ, you're even madder than I thought, madder than a box of frogs. I thought it was all cobblers as well until I once told six of my chemist workmates that I was a Scorpio and all six said that they were as well. |
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bm wrote Simon Mason wrote It's almost as though we are penetrating your soul with our intense gaze. Jesus H Christ, you're even madder than I thought, madder than a box of frogs. I thought it was all cobblers as well until I once told six of my chemist workmates that I was a Scorpio and all six said that they were as well. And they all have penetrating gazes, eh ? Yeah, right. |
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On Sunday, 6 November 2016 07:18:53 UTC, Rod Speed wrote:
Simon Mason wrote bm wrote Simon Mason wrote It's almost as though we are penetrating your soul with our intense gaze. Jesus H Christ, you're even madder than I thought, madder than a box of frogs. I thought it was all cobblers as well until I once told six of my chemist workmates that I was a Scorpio and all six said that they were as well. And they all have penetrating gazes, eh ? Yeah, right. The one who was born on 23 Oct was more like a Libra, like Our Lass is, 9 Oct, to be fair to him, + the girl who was 19 Nov was more Sagittarius as she hated me. Never got on with them, unlike Cancer and Pisces women. |
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On 06/11/2016 07:24, Simon Mason wrote:
On Sunday, 6 November 2016 07:18:53 UTC, Rod Speed wrote: Simon Mason wrote bm wrote Simon Mason wrote It's almost as though we are penetrating your soul with our intense gaze. Jesus H Christ, you're even madder than I thought, madder than a box of frogs. I thought it was all cobblers as well until I once told six of my chemist workmates that I was a Scorpio and all six said that they were as well. And they all have penetrating gazes, eh ? Yeah, right. The one who was born on 23 Oct was more like a Libra, like Our Lass is, 9 Oct, to be fair to him, + the girl who was 19 Nov was more Sagittarius as she hated me. Never got on with them, unlike Cancer and Pisces women. 23rd Oct is a Libran, I'm a Libran (20th Oct). |
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On Sunday, 6 November 2016 07:38:04 UTC, Bod wrote:
The one who was born on 23 Oct was more like a Libra, like Our Lass is, 9 Oct, to be fair to him, + the girl who was 19 Nov was more Sagittarius as she hated me. Never got on with them, unlike Cancer and Pisces women. 23rd Oct is a Libran, I'm a Libran (20th Oct). He just scrapes in. http://www.astrology-zodiac-signs.co...signs/scorpio/ |
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On 06/11/2016 07:47, Simon Mason wrote:
On Sunday, 6 November 2016 07:38:04 UTC, Bod wrote: The one who was born on 23 Oct was more like a Libra, like Our Lass is, 9 Oct, to be fair to him, + the girl who was 19 Nov was more Sagittarius as she hated me. Never got on with them, unlike Cancer and Pisces women. 23rd Oct is a Libran, I'm a Libran (20th Oct). He just scrapes in. http://www.astrology-zodiac-signs.co...signs/scorpio/ I don't believe in all this, but my sign seems to sum me up pretty well Ive been told many times. Libra and Friendship: "Libras love excitement, new situations, adventure and the unusual. They make friends with people from all walks of life and they are always up to something new and exciting with enthusiasm. Libras are great at getting along with people, everyone likes a Libra. They are all about partnerships and groups, they are the glue that hold a group together because they are the ones responsible for keeping harmony and peace. Libras have mastered the art of relationships, not just romantic but business, personal, and family relationships just to name a few. No one is able to see another person's point of view better then a Libra". |
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