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Simon Mason wrote:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg

Good grief!


Shonky looking house innit?

Explain.

http://www.macmillandictionary.com/d...british/shonky

I know what shonky means, but I see nothing shonky in the photo.

You wouldn't.


What do you see? A speck of dust not in alphabetical order? You have
more OCD than Simon.


I see a dirty man with a dirty bicycle in what Must be a dirty house.


I saw no dirt in that picture.

Most cyclists live in dirty homes.You are one and you do.


I use a bicycle for leisure only. It is not an adequate replacement for the motor car.

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On Saturday, 5 November 2016 13:43:03 UTC, Andrew wrote:
On 05/11/2016 10:46, Simon Mason wrote:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg


Until you scratch the glass, in whichcase it is an
expensive kludge.

Why not trade it in for a Brompton ?.


I'm 6ft 2in.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwAZ6lXWcAAXbT7.jpg


Oswald Mosley looklike.


Nothing like him
http://spartacus-educational.com/00mosley2.jpg

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James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
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James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
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James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:11:18 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
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Simon Mason wrote:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg

Good grief!

Metal pedal next to glass. ****ing gross stupidity.

How to get divorced on the grounds of being a pikey cyclist.
http://www.swldxer.co.uk/kitchen1.jpg

Maybe she's a cyclist too?

Nope.

Cite.


He would have told us.


Maybe he doesn't feel the need to tell us everything?


He does feel the urge and would have told us.

This page will disgust you:
http://www.hypeorlando.com/ride-for-...ns/tag/dating/

"He's only got a ****ing little ******".
(Nat)

Mine is average, her husband has eight inches.


Four inches bigger than yours then.


Since when was the average 4 inches?


I really would not know or care.
But you have always been very interested in wangers and seem to know all
about them.
Perhaps you can tell us all about the average size of wangers and your
experiance with them?


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Simon Mason wrote

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg

That's an eyesore and a nuisance to use IMO.


It is a £6000 carbon fibred thing of pure beauty.


It's a bicycle.
And that is all it ever will be.


True - it IS worth more than my poxy car though.

http://bit.ly/2cLqcxx
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It's a bicycle.
And that is all it ever will be.


And for £6000 you an get a car that goes ten times the speed.


I got 40mph downhill on it once, where can you get a car that does 400mph?
Bonneville Salt Flats?




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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwAZ6lXWcAAXbT7.jpg


Oswald Mosley looklike.


Nothing like him
http://spartacus-educational.com/00mosley2.jpg


Wrong - he has eyes like a typical Scorpio as I do.

The absolute BEST way to figure out if someone is a Scorpio is by their eyes. They are typically piercing with strong intensity. If you are stared down by a Scorpio it may make you feel extremely uncomfortable, and that's usually the intention. It's almost as though we are penetrating your soul with our intense gaze.

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Good grief!


Considerable grief when it falls on you.

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I see a dirty man with a dirty bicycle in what Must be a dirty house.


Isn't that a line from an Eartha Kitt song?

Got a bloody earworm now you sod.

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On Saturday, 5 November 2016 17:22:10 UTC, Andy Burns wrote:
Tim Watts wrote:

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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg

Does that tea towel thing say "Death Match UKIP"?


No cigar ... http://www.scratchmap.org/shop/gourmet-scratch-map


We only eat Vindaloos around Europe,


Fark, no wonder you are holidayed out.

so that map has stayed unsullied.



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James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 18:42:14 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
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James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
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James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:11:18 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
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Simon Mason wrote:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg

Good grief!

Metal pedal next to glass. ****ing gross stupidity.

How to get divorced on the grounds of being a pikey cyclist.
http://www.swldxer.co.uk/kitchen1.jpg

Maybe she's a cyclist too?

Nope.

Cite.

He would have told us.


Maybe he doesn't feel the need to tell us everything?


He does feel the urge and would have told us.


You may well be correct.

This page will disgust you:
http://www.hypeorlando.com/ride-for-...ns/tag/dating/

"He's only got a ****ing little ******".
(Nat)

Mine is average, her husband has eight inches.

Four inches bigger than yours then.


Since when was the average 4 inches?


I really would not know or care.
But you have always been very interested in wangers and seem to know all
about them.
Perhaps you can tell us all about the average size of wangers and your
experiance with them?


Well I was always told 7 was average, but it's all on google if you look, apparently some countries have very small ones. I would be embarrassed to have less than 7.

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On Saturday, 5 November 2016 19:50:55 UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Simon Mason wrote:
On Saturday, 5 November 2016 18:40:42 UTC, Rod Speed wrote:
Simon Mason wrote

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg

That's an eyesore and a nuisance to use IMO.

It is a £6000 carbon fibred thing of pure beauty.


It's a bicycle.
And that is all it ever will be.


True - it IS worth more than my poxy car though.

http://bit.ly/2cLqcxx


I would be embarrassed to drive that at less than twice the speed limit. You are being cruel to it.

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On Sat, 5 Nov 2016 19:53:46 -0000, "Mr Pounder Esquire"
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I see a dirty man with a dirty bicycle in what Must be a dirty house.


Isn't that a line from an Eartha Kitt song?

Got a bloody earworm now you sod.

G.Harman


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On Sat, 5 Nov 2016 19:53:46 -0000, "Mr Pounder Esquire"
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I see a dirty man with a dirty bicycle in what Must be a dirty house.


Isn't that a line from an Eartha Kitt song?

Got a bloody earworm now you sod.

G.Harman


I find the best thing to get rod of those is to play something very very loud. A 200W RMS amplifier does the trick, although more than a few songs at that level makes my neighbour come round. Saves me having to phone her if I want to borrow something :-)

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It's a bicycle.
And that is all it ever will be.


And for £6000 you an get a car that goes ten times the speed.


I got 40mph downhill on it once, where can you get a car that does 400mph?
Bonneville Salt Flats?


Consider average speed. What speed would you comfortably (as in cycling it for 4 hours without pushing tourself, not a sprint) do on the flat?

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James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:11:18 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
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Simon Mason wrote:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg

Good grief!

Metal pedal next to glass. ****ing gross stupidity.


How to get divorced on the grounds of being a pikey cyclist.
http://www.swldxer.co.uk/kitchen1.jpg


Maybe she's a cyclist too?


No evidence of that in the photos that include bikes.

This page will disgust you:
http://www.hypeorlando.com/ride-for-...ns/tag/dating/





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On Saturday, 5 November 2016 21:12:15 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 20:34:57 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

On Saturday, 5 November 2016 19:52:47 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:


It's a bicycle.
And that is all it ever will be.

And for £6000 you an get a car that goes ten times the speed.


I got 40mph downhill on it once, where can you get a car that does 400mph?
Bonneville Salt Flats?


Consider average speed. What speed would you comfortably (as in cycling it for 4 hours without pushing tourself, not a sprint) do on the flat?


18mph all day long - 180 mph is still supercar territory though.


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James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:55:22 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
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James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:11:18 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
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Simon Mason wrote:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg

Good grief!

Metal pedal next to glass. ****ing gross stupidity.

How to get divorced on the grounds of being a pikey cyclist.
http://www.swldxer.co.uk/kitchen1.jpg

Maybe she's a cyclist too?


Nope.


Cite.

This page will disgust you:
http://www.hypeorlando.com/ride-for-...ns/tag/dating/


"He's only got a ****ing little ******".
(Nat)


Mine is average,


We've seen the youtube footage and some of us died laughing...

her husband has eight inches.


He never said that.

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Simon Mason wrote

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg

That's an eyesore and a nuisance to use IMO.


It is a £6000 carbon fibred thing of pure beauty.


It's a bicycle.
And that is all it ever will be.


It could well become a ****ed bicycle when it gets run over.

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On Saturday, 5 November 2016 19:58:59 UTC, Rod Speed wrote:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwAZ6lXWcAAXbT7.jpg


Oswald Mosley looklike.


Nothing like him
http://spartacus-educational.com/00mosley2.jpg


Wrong - he has eyes like a typical Scorpio as I do.


There is no such thing as typical scorpio eyes
and yours are nothing like his anyway.

The absolute BEST way to figure out if someone is a Scorpio is by their
eyes.


Even sillier than you usually manage.

They are typically piercing with strong intensity.


Yours arent.

If you are stared down by a Scorpio it may
make you feel extremely uncomfortable,


Or it may not.

and that's usually the intention. It's almost as though
we are penetrating your soul with our intense gaze.


Even sillier than you usually manage and yours is
nothing even remotely like that in either of the two
photos. In spades with the one with your wife.

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On 18:41 5 Nov 2016, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 18:05:49 -0000, Simon Mason
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On Saturday, 5 November 2016 17:55:30 UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire
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James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:11:18 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
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Simon Mason wrote:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg

Good grief!

Metal pedal next to glass. ****ing gross stupidity.

How to get divorced on the grounds of being a pikey cyclist.
http://www.swldxer.co.uk/kitchen1.jpg

Still together after 33 years.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwhHOzYXAAAYTbQ.jpg


What a ridiculous moustache.


Do you think he has a mullet? It's not clear from the picture.


No, that would be http://rs958.pbsrc.com/albums/ae62/l...LET-2.jpg~c200

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James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:11:18 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
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Simon Mason wrote:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg

Good grief!

Metal pedal next to glass. ****ing gross stupidity.

How to get divorced on the grounds of being a pikey cyclist.
http://www.swldxer.co.uk/kitchen1.jpg


Maybe she's a cyclist too?


No evidence of that in the photos that include bikes.


He's never mentioned it, but he's also never said she's NOT a cyclist.

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On Saturday, 5 November 2016 21:12:15 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 20:34:57 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

On Saturday, 5 November 2016 19:52:47 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:


It's a bicycle.
And that is all it ever will be.

And for £6000 you an get a car that goes ten times the speed.

I got 40mph downhill on it once, where can you get a car that does 400mph?
Bonneville Salt Flats?


Consider average speed. What speed would you comfortably (as in cycling it for 4 hours without pushing tourself, not a sprint) do on the flat?


18mph all day long - 180 mph is still supercar territory though.


My average cycling speed is 12.5mph for the entire day, but then I don't do it often.
My average driving speed unhindered by law abiding ****wits is 98mph (as 100mph is illegal).

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James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:55:22 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
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James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:11:18 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
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Simon Mason wrote:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg

Good grief!

Metal pedal next to glass. ****ing gross stupidity.

How to get divorced on the grounds of being a pikey cyclist.
http://www.swldxer.co.uk/kitchen1.jpg

Maybe she's a cyclist too?

Nope.


Cite.

This page will disgust you:
http://www.hypeorlando.com/ride-for-...ns/tag/dating/

"He's only got a ****ing little ******".
(Nat)


Mine is average,


We've seen the youtube footage and some of us died laughing...


The only footage has me in a thong.

her husband has eight inches.


He never said that.


She did.

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James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:11:18 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
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Simon Mason wrote:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg

Good grief!

Metal pedal next to glass. ****ing gross stupidity.

How to get divorced on the grounds of being a pikey cyclist.
http://www.swldxer.co.uk/kitchen1.jpg

Maybe she's a cyclist too?


No evidence of that in the photos that include bikes.


He's never mentioned it,


But we have seen the bikes and there is no evidence of hers.

but he's also never said she's NOT a cyclist.


He has actually, today.

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On Saturday, 5 November 2016 19:58:59 UTC, Rod Speed wrote:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwAZ6lXWcAAXbT7.jpg


Oswald Mosley looklike.

Nothing like him
http://spartacus-educational.com/00mosley2.jpg


Wrong - he has eyes like a typical Scorpio as I do.


There is no such thing as typical scorpio eyes
and yours are nothing like his anyway.


I knew he was a Scorpio as soon as I saw him and I was not wrong.

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?f...5226502&type=3


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James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:55:22 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
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James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:11:18 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
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Simon Mason wrote:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg

Good grief!

Metal pedal next to glass. ****ing gross stupidity.

How to get divorced on the grounds of being a pikey cyclist.
http://www.swldxer.co.uk/kitchen1.jpg

Maybe she's a cyclist too?

Nope.

Cite.

This page will disgust you:
http://www.hypeorlando.com/ride-for-...ns/tag/dating/

"He's only got a ****ing little ******".
(Nat)

Mine is average,


We've seen the youtube footage and some of us died laughing...


The only footage has me in a thong.


We've seen the youtube footage and some of us died laughing...

her husband has eight inches.


He never said that.


She did.


Nope.

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But we have seen the bikes and there is no evidence of hers.


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwiJCikW8AQzf7v.jpg
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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwAZ6lXWcAAXbT7.jpg


Oswald Mosley looklike.

Nothing like him
http://spartacus-educational.com/00mosley2.jpg

Wrong - he has eyes like a typical Scorpio as I do.


There is no such thing as typical scorpio eyes
and yours are nothing like his anyway.


I knew he was a Scorpio as soon as I saw him and I was not wrong.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?f...5226502&type=3


Nothng even remotely like Oswalds eyes.

There is no such thing as typical scorpio eyes


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But we have seen the bikes and there is no evidence of hers.


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwiJCikW8AQzf7v.jpg


That's what you ride when you're cross dressing.
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Perhaps you can tell us all about the average size of wangers and your
experiance with them


I do remember most of our class measured theirs and the average was 5"
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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwAZ6lXWcAAXbT7.jpg


Oswald Mosley looklike.


Nothing like him
http://spartacus-educational.com/00mosley2.jpg


Wrong - he has eyes like a typical Scorpio as I do.

The absolute BEST way to figure out if someone is a Scorpio is by their
eyes. They are typically piercing with strong intensity. If you are stared
down by a Scorpio it may make you feel extremely uncomfortable, and that's
usually the intention. It's almost as though we are penetrating your soul
with our intense gaze.

Jesus H Christ, you're even madder than I thought, madder than a box of
frogs.
Hows about trying for a suicide once again? Go on, you know you want to.
LMFAO.
Question is, why do ****s like you infiltrate uk.diy?
Wodney is understandable, he's completely ****ing stupid.


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On Sun, 06 Nov 2016 00:06:01 -0000, The Natural Philosopher wrote:

On 05/11/16 20:20, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Perhaps you can tell us all about the average size of wangers and your
experiance with them


I do remember most of our class measured theirs and the average was 5"
when erect


You must live near a nuclear power plant. Anyone with a 5" cock would be laughed at up here. How could you have sex with that? It would fall out every time you pulled back.

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On Saturday, 5 November 2016 19:58:59 UTC, Rod Speed wrote:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwAZ6lXWcAAXbT7.jpg


Oswald Mosley looklike.

Nothing like him
http://spartacus-educational.com/00mosley2.jpg

Wrong - he has eyes like a typical Scorpio as I do.

There is no such thing as typical scorpio eyes
and yours are nothing like his anyway.


I knew he was a Scorpio as soon as I saw him and I was not wrong.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?f...5226502&type=3


Nothng even remotely like Oswalds eyes.

There is no such thing as typical scorpio eyes


Hey wod, go get another 200 tinnies down your neck.


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On Saturday, 5 November 2016 21:12:15 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
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On Saturday, 5 November 2016 19:52:47 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:


It's a bicycle.
And that is all it ever will be.

And for £6000 you an get a car that goes ten times the speed.


I got 40mph downhill on it once, where can you get a car that does
400mph?
Bonneville Salt Flats?


Consider average speed. What speed would you comfortably (as in cycling
it for 4 hours without pushing tourself, not a sprint) do on the flat?


18mph all day long - 180 mph is still supercar territory though.

Do you wish to be known as a ****? You're well on the way to being seeded #1
for 2016.
Why not revive your suicide mission? We'd then just have wodney superdick to
contend with.
Think of others FFS you selfish *******.


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It's almost as though we are penetrating your soul
with our intense gaze.

Jesus H Christ, you're even madder than I thought, madder than a box of
frogs.


I thought it was all cobblers as well until I once told six of my chemist workmates that I was a Scorpio and all six said that they were as well.




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It's almost as though we are penetrating your soul with our intense
gaze.


Jesus H Christ, you're even madder than I thought, madder than a box of
frogs.


I thought it was all cobblers as well until I once told six of my chemist
workmates that I was a Scorpio and all six said that they were as well.


And they all have penetrating gazes, eh ? Yeah, right.

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Simon Mason wrote
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It's almost as though we are penetrating your soul with our intense
gaze.


Jesus H Christ, you're even madder than I thought, madder than a box of
frogs.


I thought it was all cobblers as well until I once told six of my chemist
workmates that I was a Scorpio and all six said that they were as well.


And they all have penetrating gazes, eh ? Yeah, right.


The one who was born on 23 Oct was more like a Libra, like Our Lass is, 9 Oct, to be fair to him, + the girl who was 19 Nov was more Sagittarius as she hated me. Never got on with them, unlike Cancer and Pisces women.
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On 06/11/2016 07:24, Simon Mason wrote:
On Sunday, 6 November 2016 07:18:53 UTC, Rod Speed wrote:
Simon Mason wrote
bm wrote
Simon Mason wrote


It's almost as though we are penetrating your soul with our intense
gaze.


Jesus H Christ, you're even madder than I thought, madder than a box of
frogs.


I thought it was all cobblers as well until I once told six of my chemist
workmates that I was a Scorpio and all six said that they were as well.


And they all have penetrating gazes, eh ? Yeah, right.


The one who was born on 23 Oct was more like a Libra, like Our Lass is, 9 Oct, to be fair to him, + the girl who was 19 Nov was more Sagittarius as she hated me. Never got on with them, unlike Cancer and Pisces women.

23rd Oct is a Libran, I'm a Libran (20th Oct).
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The one who was born on 23 Oct was more like a Libra, like Our Lass is, 9 Oct, to be fair to him, + the girl who was 19 Nov was more Sagittarius as she hated me. Never got on with them, unlike Cancer and Pisces women.

23rd Oct is a Libran, I'm a Libran (20th Oct).


He just scrapes in.

http://www.astrology-zodiac-signs.co...signs/scorpio/
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On Sunday, 6 November 2016 07:38:04 UTC, Bod wrote:

The one who was born on 23 Oct was more like a Libra, like Our Lass is, 9 Oct, to be fair to him, + the girl who was 19 Nov was more Sagittarius as she hated me. Never got on with them, unlike Cancer and Pisces women.

23rd Oct is a Libran, I'm a Libran (20th Oct).


He just scrapes in.

http://www.astrology-zodiac-signs.co...signs/scorpio/

I don't believe in all this, but my sign seems to sum me up pretty well
Ive been told many times.

Libra and Friendship:

"Libras love excitement, new situations, adventure and the unusual. They
make friends with people from all walks of life and they are always up
to something new and exciting with enthusiasm. Libras are great at
getting along with people, everyone likes a Libra. They are all about
partnerships and groups, they are the glue that hold a group together
because they are the ones responsible for keeping harmony and peace.
Libras have mastered the art of relationships, not just romantic but
business, personal, and family relationships just to name a few. No one
is able to see another person's point of view better then a Libra".
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