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Hooks work, who knew?


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How long before you put a pedal through the glass !

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Until you scratch the glass, in whichcase it is an
expensive kludge.

Why not trade it in for a Brompton ?.
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Until you scratch the glass, in whichcase it is an
expensive kludge.

Why not trade it in for a Brompton ?.


I'm 6ft 2in.

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Does that tea towel thing say "Death Match UKIP"?
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On Saturday, 5 November 2016 13:43:03 UTC, Andrew wrote:
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Until you scratch the glass, in whichcase it is an
expensive kludge.

Why not trade it in for a Brompton ?.


I'm 6ft 2in.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwAZ6lXWcAAXbT7.jpg


Oswald Mosley looklike.


You don't fancy him then?
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Good grief!


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Good grief!


Metal pedal next to glass. ****ing gross stupidity.

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Does that tea towel thing say "Death Match UKIP"?


No cigar ... http://www.scratchmap.org/shop/gourmet-scratch-map



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Good grief!


Shonky looking house innit?


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Good grief!


Shonky looking house innit?


Explain.

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Does that tea towel thing say "Death Match UKIP"?


No cigar ... http://www.scratchmap.org/shop/gourmet-scratch-map


We only eat Vindaloos around Europe, so that map has stayed unsullied.

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Simon Mason wrote:
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Good grief!


Shonky looking house innit?


Explain.


http://www.macmillandictionary.com/d...british/shonky


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Good grief!


Metal pedal next to glass. ****ing gross stupidity.


How to get divorced on the grounds of being a pikey cyclist.
http://www.swldxer.co.uk/kitchen1.jpg




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Simon Mason wrote:
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Good grief!


Shonky looking house innit?


Explain.


http://www.macmillandictionary.com/d...british/shonky


I know what shonky means, but I see nothing shonky in the photo.


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Simon Mason wrote:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg

Good grief!


Metal pedal next to glass. ****ing gross stupidity.


How to get divorced on the grounds of being a pikey cyclist.
http://www.swldxer.co.uk/kitchen1.jpg


Maybe she's a cyclist too?

This page will disgust you:
http://www.hypeorlando.com/ride-for-...ns/tag/dating/

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How long before you put a pedal through the glass !

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Simon Mason wrote:
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Good grief!


Metal pedal next to glass. ****ing gross stupidity.


How to get divorced on the grounds of being a pikey cyclist.
http://www.swldxer.co.uk/kitchen1.jpg


Still together after 33 years.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwhHOzYXAAAYTbQ.jpg

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That's an eyesore and a nuisance to use IMO.

Makes a lot more sense to have a well designed
house that has somewhere you can put that that
makes it a lot easier to use.



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James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
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Simon Mason wrote:
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Good grief!

Metal pedal next to glass. ****ing gross stupidity.


How to get divorced on the grounds of being a pikey cyclist.
http://www.swldxer.co.uk/kitchen1.jpg


Still together after 33 years.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwhHOzYXAAAYTbQ.jpg


What a ridiculous moustache.

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James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
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Simon Mason wrote:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg

Good grief!

Metal pedal next to glass. ****ing gross stupidity.


How to get divorced on the grounds of being a pikey cyclist.
http://www.swldxer.co.uk/kitchen1.jpg


Maybe she's a cyclist too?


Nope.

This page will disgust you:
http://www.hypeorlando.com/ride-for-...ns/tag/dating/


"He's only got a ****ing little ******".
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James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
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Simon Mason wrote:
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Good grief!

Metal pedal next to glass. ****ing gross stupidity.


How to get divorced on the grounds of being a pikey cyclist.
http://www.swldxer.co.uk/kitchen1.jpg


Still together after 33 years.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwhHOzYXAAAYTbQ.jpg


Which you nearly ended. Why take your life if you are living with someone you love and who loves you?

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What do you gain by having it off the floor there ?

Nothing IMO. And lose the convenience.

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Simon Mason wrote:
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Good grief!


Shonky looking house innit?

Explain.


http://www.macmillandictionary.com/d...british/shonky


I know what shonky means, but I see nothing shonky in the photo.


You wouldn't.




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James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:11:18 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
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Simon Mason wrote:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg

Good grief!

Metal pedal next to glass. ****ing gross stupidity.

How to get divorced on the grounds of being a pikey cyclist.
http://www.swldxer.co.uk/kitchen1.jpg


Maybe she's a cyclist too?


Nope.


Cite.

This page will disgust you:
http://www.hypeorlando.com/ride-for-...ns/tag/dating/


"He's only got a ****ing little ******".
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Mine is average, her husband has eight inches.

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James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
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On 05/11/16 17:11, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Simon Mason wrote:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg

Good grief!


Shonky looking house innit?

Explain.

http://www.macmillandictionary.com/d...british/shonky


I know what shonky means, but I see nothing shonky in the photo.


You wouldn't.


What do you see? A speck of dust not in alphabetical order? You have more OCD than Simon.

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James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:11:18 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
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Simon Mason wrote:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg

Good grief!

Metal pedal next to glass. ****ing gross stupidity.

How to get divorced on the grounds of being a pikey cyclist.
http://www.swldxer.co.uk/kitchen1.jpg


Maybe she's a cyclist too?


Nope.

This page will disgust you:
http://www.hypeorlando.com/ride-for-...ns/tag/dating/


"He's only got a ****ing little ******".
(Nat)


You show far too much interest in my cock Mr Pounder.

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That's an eyesore and a nuisance to use IMO.


It is a £6000 carbon fibred thing of pure beauty.
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On Saturday, 5 November 2016 17:55:30 UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:11:18 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Simon Mason wrote:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg

Good grief!

Metal pedal next to glass. ****ing gross stupidity.

How to get divorced on the grounds of being a pikey cyclist.
http://www.swldxer.co.uk/kitchen1.jpg


Still together after 33 years.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwhHOzYXAAAYTbQ.jpg


Which you nearly ended. Why take your life if you are living with someone you love and who loves you?


I had MdDs, she gave up her job to visit me for all the 121 days I was in hospital and then nursed me back for 8 months at home until I was passed fit for work in Sep 2014.

When I retired, I took her on a £6000 holiday last year and a £10000 one this year as a thank you to her.



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On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 18:05:49 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

On Saturday, 5 November 2016 17:55:30 UTC, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:11:18 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Simon Mason wrote:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg

Good grief!

Metal pedal next to glass. ****ing gross stupidity.

How to get divorced on the grounds of being a pikey cyclist.
http://www.swldxer.co.uk/kitchen1.jpg

Still together after 33 years.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwhHOzYXAAAYTbQ.jpg


Which you nearly ended. Why take your life if you are living with someone you love and who loves you?


I had MdDs, she gave up her job to visit me for all the 121 days I was in hospital and then nursed me back for 8 months at home until I was passed fit for work in Sep 2014.

When I retired, I took her on a £6000 holiday last year and a £10000 one this year as a thank you to her.


Well I don't know how bad your illness felt, but with someone there for you, why did you try to take your life in the first place?

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Well I don't know how bad your illness felt, but with someone there for you, why did you try to take your life in the first place?


I had 15 months of a living hell.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...els-s-car.html

I knew she would have a widows pension, but I could not put up with not being able to churn out cock on results at work anymore, insomnia, anxiety, falling over and depression 24/7.

If there had been a cure, then maybe I would have had some hope.



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James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
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James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:11:18 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
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Simon Mason wrote:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg

Good grief!

Metal pedal next to glass. ****ing gross stupidity.

How to get divorced on the grounds of being a pikey cyclist.
http://www.swldxer.co.uk/kitchen1.jpg

Maybe she's a cyclist too?


Nope.


Cite.


He would have told us.

This page will disgust you:
http://www.hypeorlando.com/ride-for-...ns/tag/dating/


"He's only got a ****ing little ******".
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Mine is average, her husband has eight inches.


Four inches bigger than yours then.


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James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:55:22 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:11:18 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Simon Mason wrote:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg

Good grief!

Metal pedal next to glass. ****ing gross stupidity.

How to get divorced on the grounds of being a pikey cyclist.
http://www.swldxer.co.uk/kitchen1.jpg

Maybe she's a cyclist too?


Nope.

This page will disgust you:
http://www.hypeorlando.com/ride-for-...ns/tag/dating/


"He's only got a ****ing little ******".
(Nat)


You show far too much interest in my cock Mr Pounder.


Sleep with me tonight Mr Hucker?


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Simon Mason wrote

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That's an eyesore and a nuisance to use IMO.


It is a £6000 carbon fibred thing of pure beauty.


It's a bicycle.
And that is all it ever will be.




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James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 18:42:14 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
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James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:55:22 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
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James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:11:18 -0000, Mr Pounder Esquire
wrote:
Simon Mason wrote:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg

Good grief!

Metal pedal next to glass. ****ing gross stupidity.

How to get divorced on the grounds of being a pikey cyclist.
http://www.swldxer.co.uk/kitchen1.jpg

Maybe she's a cyclist too?

Nope.


Cite.


He would have told us.


Maybe he doesn't feel the need to tell us everything?

This page will disgust you:
http://www.hypeorlando.com/ride-for-...ns/tag/dating/

"He's only got a ****ing little ******".
(Nat)


Mine is average, her husband has eight inches.


Four inches bigger than yours then.


Since when was the average 4 inches?

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James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
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Simon Mason wrote:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg

Good grief!

Metal pedal next to glass. ****ing gross stupidity.

How to get divorced on the grounds of being a pikey cyclist.
http://www.swldxer.co.uk/kitchen1.jpg

Maybe she's a cyclist too?

Nope.

This page will disgust you:
http://www.hypeorlando.com/ride-for-...ns/tag/dating/

"He's only got a ****ing little ******".
(Nat)


You show far too much interest in my cock Mr Pounder.


Sleep with me tonight Mr Hucker?


No, you're a very rude person.

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Simon Mason wrote:
On Saturday, 5 November 2016 18:40:42 UTC, Rod Speed wrote:
Simon Mason wrote

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg

That's an eyesore and a nuisance to use IMO.


It is a £6000 carbon fibred thing of pure beauty.


It's a bicycle.
And that is all it ever will be.


And for £6000 you an get a car that goes ten times the speed.

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On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 17:33:44 -0000, The Natural Philosopher
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On 05/11/16 17:11, Mr Pounder Esquire wrote:
Simon Mason wrote:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cwfivb_WIAAFKcp.jpg

Good grief!


Shonky looking house innit?

Explain.

http://www.macmillandictionary.com/d...british/shonky

I know what shonky means, but I see nothing shonky in the photo.


You wouldn't.


What do you see? A speck of dust not in alphabetical order? You have
more OCD than Simon.


I see a dirty man with a dirty bicycle in what Must be a dirty house.
Most cyclists live in dirty homes.You are one and you do.


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On Sat, 05 Nov 2016 19:38:31 -0000, Simon Mason wrote:

On Saturday, 5 November 2016 19:31:27 UTC, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:


Well I don't know how bad your illness felt, but with someone there for you, why did you try to take your life in the first place?


I had 15 months of a living hell.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...els-s-car.html

I knew she would have a widows pension, but I could not put up with not being able to churn out cock on results at work anymore, insomnia, anxiety, falling over and depression 24/7.

If there had been a cure, then maybe I would have had some hope.


I see. Sounds like you had a much stronger version of what I've got.

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