So I will time the job for 3pm when the Vulcan takes off close to back of
the house I am working at - and I'll take the gf's lad to see it.

BTW the Vulcan will be in Bournemouth at about 4pm if anyone from the
newsgroup lives there. This new display was only anounced last night.



--
Adam

On Sunday, August 31, 2014 11:09:58 AM UTC+1, ARW wrote:
So I will time the job for 3pm when the Vulcan takes off close to back of

the house I am working at - and I'll take the gf's lad to see it.



BTW the Vulcan will be in Bournemouth at about 4pm if anyone from the

newsgroup lives there. This new display was only anounced last night.







--

Adam

It was at Shoreham yesterday, they really chucked it about.

Philip

On 31/08/2014 12:40, wrote:
On Sunday, August 31, 2014 11:09:58 AM UTC+1, ARW wrote:
So I will time the job for 3pm when the Vulcan takes off close to back of

the house I am working at - and I'll take the gf's lad to see it.



BTW the Vulcan will be in Bournemouth at about 4pm if anyone from the

newsgroup lives there. This new display was only anounced last night.


It was at Shoreham yesterday, they really chucked it about.

Any chance you can take this private!

I wasn't aware of it going to Scarborough, I made a trip to Blackpool to
see it and the weather cancelled it, the rest of the displays are in the
Deep South, Far West, Irishland or Scottishland, none of which are of
any use to a large swathe of the country.

Unfair!

--
F

On Sun, 31 Aug 2014 13:09:16 +0100
F news@nowhere wrote:

On 31/08/2014 12:40, wrote:
On Sunday, August 31, 2014 11:09:58 AM UTC+1, ARW wrote:
So I will time the job for 3pm when the Vulcan takes off close to
back of

the house I am working at - and I'll take the gf's lad to see it.



BTW the Vulcan will be in Bournemouth at about 4pm if anyone from
the

newsgroup lives there. This new display was only anounced last
night.


It was at Shoreham yesterday, they really chucked it about.

Any chance you can take this private!

I wasn't aware of it going to Scarborough, I made a trip to Blackpool
to see it and the weather cancelled it, the rest of the displays are
in the Deep South, Far West, Irishland or Scottishland, none of which
are of any use to a large swathe of the country.

Unfair!


This is pretty central, or at least reachable by motorway and truck
road:
http://www.iwm.org.uk/sites/default/...6%20August.pdf

--
Davey.

On Sun, 31 Aug 2014 13:22:11 +0100
Davey wrote:

On Sun, 31 Aug 2014 13:09:16 +0100
F news@nowhere wrote:

On 31/08/2014 12:40, wrote:
On Sunday, August 31, 2014 11:09:58 AM UTC+1, ARW wrote:
So I will time the job for 3pm when the Vulcan takes off close
to back of

the house I am working at - and I'll take the gf's lad to see it.



BTW the Vulcan will be in Bournemouth at about 4pm if anyone from
the

newsgroup lives there. This new display was only anounced last
night.


It was at Shoreham yesterday, they really chucked it about.

Any chance you can take this private!

I wasn't aware of it going to Scarborough, I made a trip to
Blackpool to see it and the weather cancelled it, the rest of the
displays are in the Deep South, Far West, Irishland or
Scottishland, none of which are of any use to a large swathe of the
country.

Unfair!


This is pretty central, or at least reachable by motorway and truck
road:
http://www.iwm.org.uk/sites/default/...6%20August.pdf


Make that 'trunk' road a.k.a. A14.

--
Davey.

On Sun, 31 Aug 2014 11:09:58 +0100, "ARW"
wrote:

So I will time the job for 3pm when the Vulcan takes off close to back of
the house I am working at - and I'll take the gf's lad to see it.

BTW the Vulcan will be in Bournemouth at about 4pm if anyone from the
newsgroup lives there. This new display was only anounced last night.


I'm fairly certain a saw a Vulcan flying over my back garden in North
Manchester when I was small. My dad told me it was a Vulcan Bomber, it
was a black triangle such as I had never seen before.

It was much the same time as any helicopter seen was Basil de Ferranti
commuting to work.



--

Graham.

%Profound_observation%

On 31/08/2014 13:22, Davey wrote:
On Sun, 31 Aug 2014 13:09:16 +0100
F news@nowhere wrote:

On 31/08/2014 12:40, wrote:
On Sunday, August 31, 2014 11:09:58 AM UTC+1, ARW wrote:
So I will time the job for 3pm when the Vulcan takes off close to
back of

the house I am working at - and I'll take the gf's lad to see it.



BTW the Vulcan will be in Bournemouth at about 4pm if anyone from
the

newsgroup lives there. This new display was only anounced last
night.


It was at Shoreham yesterday, they really chucked it about.

Any chance you can take this private!

I wasn't aware of it going to Scarborough, I made a trip to Blackpool
to see it and the weather cancelled it, the rest of the displays are
in the Deep South, Far West, Irishland or Scottishland, none of which
are of any use to a large swathe of the country.

Unfair!


This is pretty central, or at least reachable by motorway and truck
road:
http://www.iwm.org.uk/sites/default/...6%20August.pdf

I had seen that listed on http://www.vulcantothesky.org/appearances.html
but it's a six to seven hour round trip from here and the A14 between
the A1 and M11 is a pain in the bum.

It would be better all round if they flew it up to Leeds and spent a few
hours throwing it around the sky here!

--
F

On Sun, 31 Aug 2014 11:09:58 +0100, "ARW"
wrote:

So I will time the job for 3pm when the Vulcan takes off close to back of
the house I am working at - and I'll take the gf's lad to see it.

BTW the Vulcan will be in Bournemouth at about 4pm if anyone from the
newsgroup lives there. This new display was only anounced last night.

Live streaming of the air show.

http://bournemouthair.co.uk/

On Sun, 31 Aug 2014 14:18:06 +0100
F news@nowhere wrote:

and the A14 between
the A1 and M11 is a pain in the bum.

You should try it further East!

--
Davey.

In message , Simon Cee
writes
On Sun, 31 Aug 2014 11:09:58 +0100, "ARW"
wrote:

So I will time the job for 3pm when the Vulcan takes off close to back of
the house I am working at - and I'll take the gf's lad to see it.

BTW the Vulcan will be in Bournemouth at about 4pm if anyone from the
newsgroup lives there. This new display was only anounced last night.

Live streaming of the air show.

http://bournemouthair.co.uk/


Thank you, no more work done here today!

PS
Vulcan is on now.
--
Bill

Am 31.08.2014 um 12:09 schrieb ARW:
So I will time the job for 3pm when the Vulcan takes off close to back of
the house I am working at - and I'll take the gf's lad to see it.

BTW the Vulcan will be in Bournemouth at about 4pm if anyone from the
newsgroup lives there. This new display was only anounced last night.

After the show in Bournemouth it will be directly diverted to nuke Moskow.
The alliance of the good needs every plane now ;-)

M 'Too much beer on a rainy sunday afternoon' atthias

"Bill" wrote in message
news
In message , Simon Cee
writes
On Sun, 31 Aug 2014 11:09:58 +0100, "ARW"
wrote:

So I will time the job for 3pm when the Vulcan takes off close to back
of
the house I am working at - and I'll take the gf's lad to see it.

BTW the Vulcan will be in Bournemouth at about 4pm if anyone from the
newsgroup lives there. This new display was only anounced last night.

Live streaming of the air show.

http://bournemouthair.co.uk/


Thank you, no more work done here today!

PS
Vulcan is on now.

Not bad. It left Doncaster at 14.40. Gf's lad looked a little bored as we
waited. He cheered up when it took off - he loved the noise.


--
Adam

On 31/08/14 13:24, Davey wrote:
On Sun, 31 Aug 2014 13:22:11 +0100
Davey wrote:

On Sun, 31 Aug 2014 13:09:16 +0100
F news@nowhere wrote:

On 31/08/2014 12:40, wrote:
On Sunday, August 31, 2014 11:09:58 AM UTC+1, ARW wrote:
So I will time the job for 3pm when the Vulcan takes off close
to back of

the house I am working at - and I'll take the gf's lad to see it.



BTW the Vulcan will be in Bournemouth at about 4pm if anyone from
the

newsgroup lives there. This new display was only anounced last
night.


It was at Shoreham yesterday, they really chucked it about.

Any chance you can take this private!

I wasn't aware of it going to Scarborough, I made a trip to
Blackpool to see it and the weather cancelled it, the rest of the
displays are in the Deep South, Far West, Irishland or
Scottishland, none of which are of any use to a large swathe of the
country.

Unfair!


This is pretty central, or at least reachable by motorway and truck
road:
http://www.iwm.org.uk/sites/default/...6%20August.pdf


Make that 'trunk' road a.k.a. A14.

Duxford ain't on the A14

Its off the M11 on the A505.


--
Everything you read in newspapers is absolutely true, except for the
rare story of which you happen to have first-hand knowledge. €“ Erwin Knoll

On 31/08/14 14:18, F wrote:
It would be better all round if they flew it up to Leeds and spent a few
hours throwing it around the sky here

Or it could bomb Rotherham I suppose ;-)


--
Everything you read in newspapers is absolutely true, except for the
rare story of which you happen to have first-hand knowledge. €“ Erwin Knoll

"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message
...
On 31/08/14 13:24, Davey wrote:
On Sun, 31 Aug 2014 13:22:11 +0100
Davey wrote:

On Sun, 31 Aug 2014 13:09:16 +0100
F news@nowhere wrote:

On 31/08/2014 12:40, wrote:
On Sunday, August 31, 2014 11:09:58 AM UTC+1, ARW wrote:
So I will time the job for 3pm when the Vulcan takes off close
to back of

the house I am working at - and I'll take the gf's lad to see it.



BTW the Vulcan will be in Bournemouth at about 4pm if anyone from
the

newsgroup lives there. This new display was only anounced last
night.


It was at Shoreham yesterday, they really chucked it about.

Any chance you can take this private!

I wasn't aware of it going to Scarborough, I made a trip to
Blackpool to see it and the weather cancelled it, the rest of the
displays are in the Deep South, Far West, Irishland or
Scottishland, none of which are of any use to a large swathe of the
country.

Unfair!


This is pretty central, or at least reachable by motorway and truck
road:
http://www.iwm.org.uk/sites/default/...6%20August.pdf


Make that 'trunk' road a.k.a. A14.

Duxford ain't on the A14

Its off the M11 on the A505.


And from Yorkshire you would use the A14 to get to the M11. About 2 hours
drive for me unless it's rush hour.

--
Adam

On 31/08/14 17:39, ARW wrote:
"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message
...
On 31/08/14 13:24, Davey wrote:
On Sun, 31 Aug 2014 13:22:11 +0100
Davey wrote:

On Sun, 31 Aug 2014 13:09:16 +0100
F news@nowhere wrote:

On 31/08/2014 12:40, wrote:
On Sunday, August 31, 2014 11:09:58 AM UTC+1, ARW wrote:
So I will time the job for 3pm when the Vulcan takes off close
to back of

the house I am working at - and I'll take the gf's lad to see it.



BTW the Vulcan will be in Bournemouth at about 4pm if anyone from
the

newsgroup lives there. This new display was only anounced last
night.


It was at Shoreham yesterday, they really chucked it about.

Any chance you can take this private!

I wasn't aware of it going to Scarborough, I made a trip to
Blackpool to see it and the weather cancelled it, the rest of the
displays are in the Deep South, Far West, Irishland or
Scottishland, none of which are of any use to a large swathe of the
country.

Unfair!


This is pretty central, or at least reachable by motorway and truck
road:
http://www.iwm.org.uk/sites/default/...6%20August.pdf



Make that 'trunk' road a.k.a. A14.

Duxford ain't on the A14

Its off the M11 on the A505.


And from Yorkshire you would use the A14 to get to the M11. About 2
hours drive for me unless it's rush hour.


well you don't need to use the A14 at all.

you could go down to Baldock on the A1 and take the 505 from there. Or
any point in between - there's the A428 as well or the OLD A1 to Royston..





--
Everything you read in newspapers is absolutely true, except for the
rare story of which you happen to have first-hand knowledge. €“ Erwin Knoll

On 31/08/2014 15:17, Davey wrote:
On Sun, 31 Aug 2014 14:18:06 +0100
F news@nowhere wrote:

and the A14 between
the A1 and M11 is a pain in the bum.

You should try it further East!

I'll pass on that!

--
F

On 31/08/2014 17:19, ARW wrote:

Not bad. It left Doncaster at 14.40. Gf's lad looked a little bored as
we waited. He cheered up when it took off - he loved the noise.

You've just cost me £££s!

Tickets for both Duxford days (Vulcan Saturday, BBMF with two Lancasters
Sunday - I need to hear the noise on both days) booked and paid for plus
hotel.

--
F

"F" news@nowhere wrote in message
...
On 31/08/2014 17:19, ARW wrote:

Not bad. It left Doncaster at 14.40. Gf's lad looked a little bored as
we waited. He cheered up when it took off - he loved the noise.

You've just cost me £££s!

Tickets for both Duxford days (Vulcan Saturday, BBMF with two Lancasters
Sunday - I need to hear the noise on both days) booked and paid for plus
hotel.


And a trip into Cambridge in the evening I hope.

--
Adam

On Sun, 31 Aug 2014 17:22:12 +0100
The Natural Philosopher wrote:

On 31/08/14 13:24, Davey wrote:
On Sun, 31 Aug 2014 13:22:11 +0100
Davey wrote:

On Sun, 31 Aug 2014 13:09:16 +0100
F news@nowhere wrote:

On 31/08/2014 12:40, wrote:
On Sunday, August 31, 2014 11:09:58 AM UTC+1, ARW wrote:
So I will time the job for 3pm when the Vulcan takes off close
to back of

the house I am working at - and I'll take the gf's lad to see
it.



BTW the Vulcan will be in Bournemouth at about 4pm if anyone
from the

newsgroup lives there. This new display was only anounced last
night.


It was at Shoreham yesterday, they really chucked it about.

Any chance you can take this private!

I wasn't aware of it going to Scarborough, I made a trip to
Blackpool to see it and the weather cancelled it, the rest of the
displays are in the Deep South, Far West, Irishland or
Scottishland, none of which are of any use to a large swathe of
the country.

Unfair!


This is pretty central, or at least reachable by motorway and truck
road:
http://www.iwm.org.uk/sites/default/...6%20August.pdf


Make that 'trunk' road a.k.a. A14.

Duxford ain't on the A14

Its off the M11 on the A505.



True. I was using the A14 as the connection between the A1(M) and the
M11.

--
Davey.

In message , Davey
writes
On Sun, 31 Aug 2014 13:22:11 +0100
Davey wrote:

On Sun, 31 Aug 2014 13:09:16 +0100
F news@nowhere wrote:

On 31/08/2014 12:40, wrote:
On Sunday, August 31, 2014 11:09:58 AM UTC+1, ARW wrote:
So I will time the job for 3pm when the Vulcan takes off close
to back of

the house I am working at - and I'll take the gf's lad to see it.



BTW the Vulcan will be in Bournemouth at about 4pm if anyone from
the

newsgroup lives there. This new display was only anounced last
night.


It was at Shoreham yesterday, they really chucked it about.

Any chance you can take this private!

I wasn't aware of it going to Scarborough, I made a trip to
Blackpool to see it and the weather cancelled it, the rest of the
displays are in the Deep South, Far West, Irishland or
Scottishland, none of which are of any use to a large swathe of the
country.

Unfair!


This is pretty central, or at least reachable by motorway and truck
road:

http://www.iwm.org.uk/sites/default/...xford%20Air%20
Show%20Aircraft%20Participation%20List%2026%20Au gust.pdf


Make that 'trunk' road a.k.a. A14.

Given the number of HGV's on that bit of road, 'truck' seems appropriate


--
Chris French

On 31/08/14 22:34, ARW wrote:
"F" news@nowhere wrote in message
...
On 31/08/2014 17:19, ARW wrote:

Not bad. It left Doncaster at 14.40. Gf's lad looked a little bored as
we waited. He cheered up when it took off - he loved the noise.

You've just cost me £££s!

Tickets for both Duxford days (Vulcan Saturday, BBMF with two
Lancasters Sunday - I need to hear the noise on both days) booked and
paid for plus hotel.


And a trip into Cambridge in the evening I hope.

You wont find anything there except traffic calming political
correctness and cyclists.



--
Everything you read in newspapers is absolutely true, except for the
rare story of which you happen to have first-hand knowledge. €“ Erwin Knoll

On 31/08/2014 22:34, ARW wrote:
"F" news@nowhere wrote in message
...
On 31/08/2014 17:19, ARW wrote:

Not bad. It left Doncaster at 14.40. Gf's lad looked a little bored as
we waited. He cheered up when it took off - he loved the noise.

You've just cost me £££s!

Tickets for both Duxford days (Vulcan Saturday, BBMF with two
Lancasters Sunday - I need to hear the noise on both days) booked and
paid for plus hotel.


And a trip into Cambridge in the evening I hope.

We're staying close to Cambridge on the Friday and Saturday nights to
avoid having to drive all the way down on the day(s). We've visited
Cambridge before so will probably have a look at Ely.

Fingers crossed for decent weather. The Vulcan and BBMF were cancelled
at Blackpool, and the BBMF at Sywell, for it.

--
F

On Mon, 1 Sep 2014 00:53:58 +0100
Chris French wrote:

In message , Davey
writes
snip


This is pretty central, or at least reachable by motorway and truck
road:

http://www.iwm.org.uk/sites/default/...xford%20Air%20
Show%20Aircraft%20Participation%20List%2026%20Au gust.pdf


Make that 'trunk' road a.k.a. A14.

Given the number of HGV's on that bit of road, 'truck' seems
appropriate



You are correct, indeed.

-
Davey.

On Sun, 31 Aug 2014 17:22:49 +0100, The Natural Philosopher
wrote:

On 31/08/14 14:18, F wrote:
It would be better all round if they flew it up to Leeds and spent a few
hours throwing it around the sky here

Or it could bomb Rotherham I suppose ;-)
When I went to Rotherham I thought it already had done.

G.Harman

On Monday, September 1, 2014 7:23:41 AM UTC+1, The Natural Philosopher wrote:
On 31/08/14 22:34, ARW wrote:



And a trip into Cambridge in the evening I hope.



You wont find anything there except traffic calming political

correctness and cyclists.



And babies - I have never seen so many breeders as when I last went to Cambridge a couple of months ago!

Jonathan

"Tim Streater" wrote in message
.. .
In article , The Natural Philosopher
wrote:

On 31/08/14 22:34, ARW wrote:

And a trip into Cambridge in the evening I hope.

You wont find anything there except traffic calming political correctness
and cyclists.

Is the correct answer!

Cyclists running red lights and hitting pedestrians, I should add for
the sake of completeness.

+1

On 31/08/2014 17:22, The Natural Philosopher wrote:
On 31/08/14 14:18, F wrote:
It would be better all round if they flew it up to Leeds and spent a few
hours throwing it around the sky here

Or it could bomb Rotherham I suppose ;-)

If it did, no-one would report it.

--
F

"Mr Pounder" wrote in message
...

"Tim Streater" wrote in message
.. .
In article , The Natural Philosopher
wrote:

On 31/08/14 22:34, ARW wrote:

And a trip into Cambridge in the evening I hope.

You wont find anything there except traffic calming political
correctness and cyclists.

Is the correct answer!

Cyclists running red lights and hitting pedestrians, I should add for
the sake of completeness.

+1



**** off. Carry a brolly and "accidently" manage to stick it through the
front spokes of a badly behaved cyclist. Treat yourself you are on holiday.



--
Adam

"F" news@nowhere wrote in message
o.uk...
On 31/08/2014 22:34, ARW wrote:
"F" news@nowhere wrote in message
...
On 31/08/2014 17:19, ARW wrote:

Not bad. It left Doncaster at 14.40. Gf's lad looked a little bored as
we waited. He cheered up when it took off - he loved the noise.

You've just cost me £££s!

Tickets for both Duxford days (Vulcan Saturday, BBMF with two
Lancasters Sunday - I need to hear the noise on both days) booked and
paid for plus hotel.


And a trip into Cambridge in the evening I hope.

We're staying close to Cambridge on the Friday and Saturday nights to
avoid having to drive all the way down on the day(s). We've visited
Cambridge before so will probably have a look at Ely.

Fingers crossed for decent weather. The Vulcan and BBMF were cancelled at
Blackpool, and the BBMF at Sywell, for it.



Enjoy. And look at this way - it's not cost you £££s - it's just lowered
your kids inheritance by £££s.

--
Adam

"F" news@nowhere wrote in message
...
On 31/08/2014 17:22, The Natural Philosopher wrote:
On 31/08/14 14:18, F wrote:
It would be better all round if they flew it up to Leeds and spent a few
hours throwing it around the sky here

Or it could bomb Rotherham I suppose ;-)

If it did, no-one would report it.


It would get rid of the ants

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england...shire-28706335


--
Adam

"ARW" wrote in message
...
"F" news@nowhere wrote in message
...
On 31/08/2014 17:22, The Natural Philosopher wrote:
On 31/08/14 14:18, F wrote:
It would be better all round if they flew it up to Leeds and spent a
few
hours throwing it around the sky here

Or it could bomb Rotherham I suppose ;-)

If it did, no-one would report it.


It would get rid of the ants

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england...shire-28706335

Cats attract ants. Get rid of the cats, no more ants.
Telling yer!

"ARW" wrote in message
...
"Mr Pounder" wrote in message
...

"Tim Streater" wrote in message
.. .
In article , The Natural Philosopher
wrote:

On 31/08/14 22:34, ARW wrote:

And a trip into Cambridge in the evening I hope.

You wont find anything there except traffic calming political
correctness and cyclists.

Is the correct answer!

Cyclists running red lights and hitting pedestrians, I should add for
the sake of completeness.

+1



**** off. Carry a brolly and "accidently" manage to stick it through the
front spokes of a badly behaved cyclist. Treat yourself you are on
holiday.

You **** off first!
I know how to confront this scum. I only meet the *******s when I'm taking
the dog out and I obstruct them when they are on the footpath. They then go
on the road and look back with their stupid gobs wide open in amazement.
A brolly is difficult.
I have the dog's lead in one hand, a can of strong lager in the other hand
and a fag in my gob.
I'd welcome any help on this issue.

On 01/09/14 22:01, Mr Pounder wrote:
"ARW" wrote in message
...
"Mr Pounder" wrote in message
...

"Tim Streater" wrote in message
.. .
In article , The Natural Philosopher
wrote:

On 31/08/14 22:34, ARW wrote:

And a trip into Cambridge in the evening I hope.

You wont find anything there except traffic calming political
correctness and cyclists.

Is the correct answer!

Cyclists running red lights and hitting pedestrians, I should add for
the sake of completeness.

+1



**** off. Carry a brolly and "accidently" manage to stick it through the
front spokes of a badly behaved cyclist. Treat yourself you are on
holiday.

You **** off first!
I know how to confront this scum. I only meet the *******s when I'm taking
the dog out and I obstruct them when they are on the footpath. They then go
on the road and look back with their stupid gobs wide open in amazement.
A brolly is difficult.
I have the dog's lead in one hand, a can of strong lager in the other hand
and a fag in my gob.
I'd welcome any help on this issue.


Strap the brolly to your beer arm with gaffer tape?











--
Everything you read in newspapers is absolutely true, except for the
rare story of which you happen to have first-hand knowledge. €“ Erwin Knoll

On Mon, 1 Sep 2014 22:01:10 +0100
"Mr Pounder" wrote:

I have the dog's lead in one hand, a can of strong lager in the other
hand and a fag in my gob.
I'd welcome any help on this issue.

Remember to take the fag out of your mouth, presumably with your third
hand, before drinking out of the can.
Then throw the can at the offending cyclist.

--
Davey.

On 02/09/14 00:05, Davey wrote:
On Mon, 1 Sep 2014 22:01:10 +0100
"Mr Pounder" wrote:

I have the dog's lead in one hand, a can of strong lager in the other
hand and a fag in my gob.
I'd welcome any help on this issue.

Remember to take the fag out of your mouth, presumably with your third
hand, before drinking out of the can.
Then throw the can at the offending cyclist.

wave the fag in front of the cyclist. He will pass out from the shock of
passive smoking

Then you steal the bike


--
Everything you read in newspapers is absolutely true, except for the
rare story of which you happen to have first-hand knowledge. €“ Erwin Knoll

On 01/09/2014 18:56, ARW wrote:
"F" news@nowhere wrote in message
o.uk...

Fingers crossed for decent weather. The Vulcan and BBMF were cancelled
at Blackpool, and the BBMF at Sywell, for it.



Enjoy. And look at this way - it's not cost you £££s - it's just lowered
your kids inheritance by £££s.

We've been skiing* for a few years now.

*Spending Kid's Inheritance.

--
F

On Tue, 02 Sep 2014 00:36:16 +0100
The Natural Philosopher wrote:

wave the fag in front of the cyclist. He will pass out from the shock
of passive smoking

But one hand is holding the dog's lead, and the other is holding the
beer. There's that third hand again......


--
Davey.

On 31/08/2014 17:19, ARW wrote:

Gf's lad looked a little bored as
we waited. He cheered up when it took off - he loved the noise.

Might be even more cheerful if he has a look at this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlvJ...OGwHj4oMLPSlrw

http://tinyurl.com/krg2m7c

Enjoy!

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"Tim Streater" wrote in message
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In article , The Natural Philosopher
wrote:

On 31/08/14 22:34, ARW wrote:

And a trip into Cambridge in the evening I hope.

You wont find anything there except traffic calming political
correctness and cyclists.

Is the correct answer!

Cyclists running red lights and hitting pedestrians, I should add for
the sake of completeness.

+1



**** off. Carry a brolly and "accidently" manage to stick it through the
front spokes of a badly behaved cyclist. Treat yourself you are on
holiday.

You **** off first!
I know how to confront this scum. I only meet the *******s when I'm taking
the dog out and I obstruct them when they are on the footpath. They then
go on the road and look back with their stupid gobs wide open in
amazement.
A brolly is difficult.
I have the dog's lead in one hand, a can of strong lager in the other hand
and a fag in my gob.
I'd welcome any help on this issue.


Join AA. I believe that they give good advice on how to hold a can of
Special Brew, a lit cig and a dog lead in one hand so that you can carry a
brolly in the other hand.

Mind you IMHO AA meetings would have a bigger following if they put a couple
of bottles of wine on the table for those attending the meetings.


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