On Mon, 1 Sep 2014 22:01:10 +0100
"Mr Pounder" wrote:

I have the dog's lead in one hand, a can of strong lager in the other
hand and a fag in my gob.
I'd welcome any help on this issue.

Remember to take the fag out of your mouth, presumably with your third
hand, before drinking out of the can.
Then throw the can at the offending cyclist.

--
Davey.