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On Sat, 25 Jun 2011 13:33:13 +0100, "Max Demian"
wrote: "Peter Duncanson" wrote in message .. . On Fri, 24 Jun 2011 18:32:29 +0100, "Steve Thackery" wrote: "Rick" wrote in message ... Somehow I don't think that even the most powerful vacuum cleaner imaginable would be much good in space :-) That's OK, we'll just take some compressed air up with us, so it's got something to suck on.... OK... let's get practical about this. So far we have vacuum cleaners floating about in space. If one finds an asteroid to suck on it will just attach itself without noticeable affect to its path. Using a long piece of cable to tether a vacuum cleaner to a suitable planet, or whatever, is a trifle impractical. The solution is to attach a rocket to each vacuum cleaner to pull the vac and attached asteroid in the required direction. The rocket's exhaust gases will surround the cleaner where it is touching the asteroid thereby giving it something to suck on. All we need now is an asteroid, a vacuum cleaner and a rocket with which to perform a proof-of-concept experiment. Plea to doubters: restrain yourselves until the research grant has been obtained. I've just invented a new kind of vacuum cleaner that uses no energy. Just attach one end of a very long tube to a satellite in geostationary orbit, with the other end dangling down to Earth. There's a stopper in the bottom end which you remove to suck up all the dust into space. Bit of a bugger to sort through when, inevitably, you suck up that missing SD card or diamond ear stud. Nick |
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Max Demian wrote: I've just invented a new kind of vacuum cleaner that uses no energy. Just attach one end of a very long tube to a satellite in geostationary orbit, with the other end dangling down to Earth. There's a stopper in the bottom end which you remove to suck up all the dust into space. A tube to space won't suck air up. Gravity would hold the air in the tube down, just like it does the rest of the air. -- Richard |
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Albert Ross wrote: Being named after a DEC computer is an added bonus. Nothing sucks like a VAX, as they never actually said. Perhaps you should run it in conjunction with one of these: http://groups.csail.mit.edu/mac/proj...tinguisher.jpg -- Richard |
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On Sat, 25 Jun 2011 13:40:42 +0000 (UTC),
(Richard Tobin) wrote: In article , Albert Ross wrote: Being named after a DEC computer is an added bonus. Nothing sucks like a VAX, as they never actually said. Perhaps you should run it in conjunction with one of these: http://groups.csail.mit.edu/mac/proj...tinguisher.jpg Below the UNIX fire extinguisher on the page are some UNIX modular bookshelves. I have some in my sitting room. They must be over 40 years old. http://cm.bell-labs.com/cm/cs/who/dmr/otherunix.html -- Peter Duncanson (in uk.tech.digital-tv) |
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In article , Peter Duncanson
wrote: On Sat, 25 Jun 2011 13:33:13 +0100, "Max Demian" wrote: I've just invented a new kind of vacuum cleaner that uses no energy. Just attach one end of a very long tube to a satellite in geostationary orbit, with the other end dangling down to Earth. There's a stopper in the bottom end which you remove to suck up all the dust into space. If space elevators [ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_elevator ] work, why not this? It will work nicely until the pressure in the tube equals the pressure outside the tube. Then it will stop sucking. After that you would need to pull the tube up into space, empty it, put the stopper back in and lower the end back to the surface. Unfortunately, both the dangling sucker and the space elevator require energy for their construction and use. In one sense the 'invention' isn't a new one. I recall reading some research studies some decades ago on something similar. The idea was, indeed, based on a very tall 'chimney'. However it sets out to exploit the temperature gradient. The idea is that you 'prime' the process by deliberately warming the air in the tall chimmey column. [1] This causes an updraft to initiate. Once this is started the chimney keeps drawing in warmer air from the base are letting it rise. The result is a column of lower-density warmer air at each level compared with its surroundings. So the process continues. You can then fit turbines to take off power. AFAIC it is theoretically feasible provided you have a temperature gradient with the temperature falling with height at a suitable rate. The snags are all 'in practice' - as usual for neatly novel ideas. First build your chimney (some kilometers high)... In essence all it does is trap and use the convection currents that occur anyway as the Sun warms the ground and starts updrafts. Birds and gliders make good use of this at present. Quite a lot of power is available. But only if you can build on a suitably grand scale. :-) People in the d-i-y group might like to try this in their garden... if they can get planning permission. ;- Slainte, Jim [1] One way to do this is to paint the chimney black so it absorbs sunlight and warms the air inside. This also helps the process that follows. -- Please use the address on the audiomisc page if you wish to email me. Electronics http://www.st-and.ac.uk/~www_pa/Scot...o/electron.htm Armstrong Audio http://www.audiomisc.co.uk/Armstrong/armstrong.html Audio Misc http://www.audiomisc.co.uk/index.html |
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On 25 Jun,
Frank Erskine wrote: I always admired the Hoover Constellation for its idea. I don't know whether they actually worked though :-) They did. They also would blow. Not many modern ones will, I wish I'd kept mine. -- B Thumbs Change lycos to yahoo to reply |
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Gib Bogle wrote:
On 6/25/2011 6:59 AM, Andy Champ wrote: On 24/06/2011 18:52, The Medway Handyman wrote: On 24/06/2011 16:53, Jim Lesurf wrote: Should work. They are called "vacuum cleaners" aren't they? Pedant mode on Suction cleaners actually Pedant mode off more pedant They _are_ _called_ vacuum cleaners./more Even though "suction cleaner" would be a better term I've never heard it before. That's when they aren't called Hoovers of course. Regardless of brand. Andy Ours was always called an Electrolux, even when it wasn't. Because we had vans and not cars when I was little and because I have a van now, whenever we're in the car I always refer to it as the van. I just can't help it. When I was a kid our house had a through lounge with windows at the front and at the back that was called the front room, because at my grandma's house the best room was at the front. Where I live now the best room is at the back but we call it the front room. We also have a cupboard that is not under the stairs but it is called the under the stairs cupboard. Bill |
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On Sat, 25 Jun 2011 05:52:17 -0700 (PDT), Jim K wrote:
how d'ya get the stopper out? Pull it it's only got about 1 bar holding it in... -- Cheers Dave. |
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In article o.uk,
Dave Liquorice wrote: On Sat, 25 Jun 2011 05:52:17 -0700 (PDT), Jim K wrote: how d'ya get the stopper out? Pull it it's only got about 1 bar holding it in... How big a stopper ? For more than a few square inches that's a lot of lbf ! Nick -- Serendipity: http://www.leverton.org/blosxom (last update 29th March 2010) "The Internet, a sort of ersatz counterfeit of real life" -- Janet Street-Porter, BBC2, 19th March 1996 |
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"Richard Tobin" wrote in message
... In article , Max Demian wrote: I've just invented a new kind of vacuum cleaner that uses no energy. Just attach one end of a very long tube to a satellite in geostationary orbit, with the other end dangling down to Earth. There's a stopper in the bottom end which you remove to suck up all the dust into space. A tube to space won't suck air up. Gravity would hold the air in the tube down, just like it does the rest of the air. Bummer. I thought I was onto something. -- Max Demian |
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On 25/06/2011 22:32, Max Demian wrote:
"Richard wrote in message ... In , Max wrote: I've just invented a new kind of vacuum cleaner that uses no energy. Just attach one end of a very long tube to a satellite in geostationary orbit, with the other end dangling down to Earth. There's a stopper in the bottom end which you remove to suck up all the dust into space. A tube to space won't suck air up. Gravity would hold the air in the tube down, just like it does the rest of the air. Bummer. I thought I was onto something. Don't despair Max. The moon is zero gravity, so if the other end of the tube were on the moon it could well work. Count me in. This time next year we will be millionaires. -- Dave - The Medway Handyman www.medwayhandyman.co.uk |
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On Jun 25, 4:08*pm, Peter Duncanson wrote:
On Sat, 25 Jun 2011 13:40:42 +0000 (UTC), (Richard Tobin) wrote: In article , Albert Ross wrote: Being named after a DEC computer is an added bonus. Nothing sucks like a VAX, as they never actually said. Perhaps you should run it in conjunction with one of these: *http://groups.csail.mit.edu/mac/proj...tinguisher.jpg Below the UNIX fire extinguisher on the page are some UNIX modular bookshelves. I have some in my sitting room. They must be over 40 years old.http://cm.bell-labs.com/cm/cs/who/dmr/otherunix.html -- Peter Duncanson (in uk.tech.digital-tv) Whether this is new or not (and the fact that no one else has posted it makes me suspect the former), this must be posted here. http://www.noob.us/humor/you-will-ne...is-ad-is-about Rob |
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The Medway Handyman wrote: Don't despair Max. The moon is zero gravity, so if the other end of the tube were on the moon it could well work. Not zero gravity on the moon - just less than the earth. Don't you remember pics of the astronauts leaping? -- *Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. Dave Plowman London SW To e-mail, change noise into sound. |
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On Jun 25, 4:08*pm, Peter Duncanson wrote:
On Sat, 25 Jun 2011 13:40:42 +0000 (UTC), (Richard Tobin) wrote: In article , Albert Ross wrote: Being named after a DEC computer is an added bonus. Nothing sucks like a VAX, as they never actually said. Perhaps you should run it in conjunction with one of these: *http://groups.csail.mit.edu/mac/proj...tinguisher.jpg Below the UNIX fire extinguisher on the page are some UNIX modular bookshelves. I have some in my sitting room. They must be over 40 years old.http://cm.bell-labs.com/cm/cs/who/dmr/otherunix.html -- Peter Duncanson (in uk.tech.digital-tv) On the basis that no one else has posted this, it must be new, and is a must for this thread. http://www.noob.us/humor/you-will-ne...is-ad-is-about |
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On Sun, 26 Jun 2011 01:34:15 -0700, robgraham wrote:
On Jun 25, 4:08Â*pm, Peter Duncanson wrote: On Sat, 25 Jun 2011 13:40:42 +0000 (UTC), (Richard Tobin) wrote: In article , Albert Ross wrote: Being named after a DEC computer is an added bonus. Nothing sucks like a VAX, as they never actually said. Perhaps you should run it in conjunction with one of these: Â*http://groups.csail.mit.edu/mac/proj...tinguisher.jpg Below the UNIX fire extinguisher on the page are some UNIX modular bookshelves. I have some in my sitting room. They must be over 40 years old.http://cm.bell-labs.com/cm/cs/who/dmr/otherunix.html -- Peter Duncanson (in uk.tech.digital-tv) Whether this is new or not (and the fact that no one else has posted it makes me suspect the former), this must be posted here. http://www.noob.us/humor/you-will-ne...is-ad-is-about I saw it three or four weeks ago, for the first time. Perhaps I should have posted it! It is excellent. -- Use the BIG mirror service in the UK: http://www.mirrorservice.org *lightning protection* - a w_tom conductor |
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On Sunday, June 26th, 2011 at 01:34:15 -0700, Rob Graham wrote:
Whether this is new or not (and the fact that no one else has posted it makes me suspect the former), this must be posted here. Very amusing. Technically they appear to have done a very good job with the lighting of the shots. Are the hallways lights really the only lights being used to illuminate the scene where the party goes to the bedroom door? |
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On 26/06/2011 09:42, Dave Plowman (News) wrote:
In , The Medway wrote: Don't despair Max. The moon is zero gravity, so if the other end of the tube were on the moon it could well work. Not zero gravity on the moon - just less than the earth. Don't you remember pics of the astronauts leaping? yeat another pedant Well, the moon is in free fall. If you were where it is you'd feel as if you were in zero gravity too. The astronauts of course feel the _moon's_ gravity. As does the dust they kick up, as you should always point out to one of those nutters who thinks the whole thing was faked. Andy |
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Andy Champ wrote: Well, the moon is in free fall. If you were where it is you'd feel as if you were in zero gravity too. That's true of almost anywhere... -- Richard |
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In article ,
Andy Champ wrote: On 26/06/2011 09:42, Dave Plowman (News) wrote: In , The Medway wrote: Don't despair Max. The moon is zero gravity, so if the other end of the tube were on the moon it could well work. Not zero gravity on the moon - just less than the earth. Don't you remember pics of the astronauts leaping? yeat another pedant Well, the moon is in free fall. If you were where it is you'd feel as if you were in zero gravity too. The astronauts of course feel the _moon's_ gravity. The same applies to the Earth? As does the dust they kick up, as you should always point out to one of those nutters who thinks the whole thing was faked. There wouldn't be any dust if there were zero gravity relative to the moon. ;-) -- *Can fat people go skinny-dipping? Dave Plowman London SW To e-mail, change noise into sound. |
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In article , Jim Lesurf wrote:
In one sense the 'invention' isn't a new one. I recall reading some research studies some decades ago on something similar. The idea was, indeed, based on a very tall 'chimney'. However it sets out to exploit the temperature gradient. The idea is that you 'prime' the process by deliberately warming the air in the tall chimmey column. [1] This causes an updraft to initiate. Once this is started the chimney keeps drawing in warmer air from the base are letting it rise. The result is a column of lower-density warmer air at each level compared with its surroundings. So the process continues. You can then fit turbines to take off power. [...] [1] One way to do this is to paint the chimney black so it absorbs sunlight and warms the air inside. This also helps the process that follows. See also https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikiped..._updraft_tower (Running the whole thing off sunlight (with optional overnight thermal store), not just priming.) |
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On Sat, 25 Jun 2011 13:26:08 +0100, John Williamson
wrote: Frank Erskine wrote: On Sat, 25 Jun 2011 13:05:13 +0100, Albert Ross wrote: On Sat, 25 Jun 2011 15:37:01 +1200, Gib Bogle wrote: On 6/25/2011 6:59 AM, Andy Champ wrote: On 24/06/2011 18:52, The Medway Handyman wrote: On 24/06/2011 16:53, Jim Lesurf wrote: Should work. They are called "vacuum cleaners" aren't they? Pedant mode on Suction cleaners actually Pedant mode off more pedant They _are_ _called_ vacuum cleaners./more Even though "suction cleaner" would be a better term I've never heard it before. That's when they aren't called Hoovers of course. Regardless of brand. Andy Ours was always called an Electrolux, even when it wasn't. Yes, uprights were Hoovers, cylinder cleaners were Electroluxes. I always admired the Hoover Constellation for its idea. I don't know whether they actually worked though :-) Only on hard floors, and then only until the rim got damaged. About as useful as a Dalek on stairs |
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On Sat, 02 Jul 2011 11:52:09 +0100, Albert Ross wrote:
About as useful as a Dalek on stairs Talking of which, I am surprised nobody has mentioned the what are surely useless, especially for stairs, robot vacuum cleaners, now being sold in supermarkets, eg Samsung Navibot. http://www.robotshop.COM/eu The site includes not only robot vacuum cleaners but items even William Wright Esquire would appreciate -- a self cleaning cat litter box -- for all his cats |
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On Sat, 2 Jul 2011 15:47:59 +0000 (UTC), J G Miller
wrote: On Sat, 02 Jul 2011 11:52:09 +0100, Albert Ross wrote: About as useful as a Dalek on stairs Talking of which, I am surprised nobody has mentioned the what are surely useless, especially for stairs, robot vacuum cleaners, now being sold in supermarkets, eg Samsung Navibot. http://www.robotshop.COM/eu The site includes not only robot vacuum cleaners but items even William Wright Esquire would appreciate -- a self cleaning cat litter box -- for all his cats Good grief! What sort of TV programmes do the robots like to watch, I wonder? -- Peter Duncanson (in uk.tech.digital-tv) |
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On Sat, 02 Jul 2011 17:16:40 +0100, Peter Duncanson wrote:
Good grief! What sort of TV programmes do the robots like to watch, I wonder? "Fireball XL5" and "Lost in Space" of course. Maybe even "Futurama". |
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J G Miller wrote:
On Sat, 02 Jul 2011 11:52:09 +0100, Albert Ross wrote: About as useful as a Dalek on stairs Talking of which, I am surprised nobody has mentioned the what are surely useless, especially for stairs, robot vacuum cleaners, now being sold in supermarkets, eg Samsung Navibot. http://www.robotshop.COM/eu The site includes not only robot vacuum cleaners but items even William Wright Esquire would appreciate -- a self cleaning cat litter box -- for all his cats We have no cats. It was natural wastage that did it. No cats were dismissed, made redundant, redeployed, or transferred to other branches. No cats were remanded in custody, although if there were prisons for cats I think all of ours would have all spent time inside. No cats were driven up to the moors and slung out of the car door, although sometimes, well . . . lets just say I did get a bit exasperated once or twice. Quite simply, for the last 12 years I have had a rigid policy of taking on no new cats. There have been plenty of applicants though. They have appeared almost daily at our door. Experienced middle aged cats claiming skilled rodent operative status. Elderly genteel cats in reduced circumstances, desirous only of a quiet home in which to spend their declining years and assuredly and most definitely not incontinent, not even slightly. Even baby cats, irresistible to all except me, orphaned and in dire straights, mewing piteously, have been unceremoniously rejected and sent on their way. €śOh Dad, its snowing!€ť €śThats not my fault. Anyway, theyve got fur.€ť Not long ago the last cat made her exit. Shed hung on and hung on, finally becoming quite helpless, and when we took her on that horrid one way trip the vet took one look and unquestioningly reached for her lethal needle. This cat had done well for 17 years, but the time had come. Cats: Blacky (rather fierce), Ginger (pretended to be fierce, but he was a big sissy really), Spook (a seemingly respectable old lady with a shadowy past), Susy (the cleverest of cats), Charlie (her brother, the dimmest of cats), Dandy (short lived), and Tiger (Carolyn's first love). Cat highlights: When Susy went silently upstairs, then suddenly urine came out of one of the living room lights. When Blackie reached out to steal my forkful of food, but misjudged it. His paw went into my mouth and I had a severely lacerated tongue and lower lip. When I was testing some big speakers and Spook jumped vertically up off the beanbag and had diarrhoea in mid air. When Ginger would jump on the windowsill and lean on the door handle to let the other cats in or out. When Hil ran Charlie over. He used to go to sleep in cardboard boxes in the road. The wheel of the Volvo went right over him. He was flat. I picked him up and he cried. I put him down on the ground and he sort of swelled back into shape like in the cartoons and walked off. The vet couldn't find any damage (still charged plenty though). When I was ill and immobile for two months. Every day Charlie came upstairs and settled next to me, sometimes licking my face and purring. When I had to tell Carolyn (12) that her beloved Tiger was dead. The worst thing I've ever had to do (amazingly). When we walked up the field and a cat would follow, only to stop at the edge of her territory and meow at us, as if to say €śYoure going over the edge of the world!€ť When Spook gave birth in a cardboard box in the field, and Louise (10) thought the little tails hanging out of the bottom belonged to rats. When Spook would run across the yard in her inimitable way, her back end not quite behind her front end, like a 'cut and shut' car, nervously dodging from cover to cover like a guerrilla fighter. When I was up a tree and I chopped off a really big branch and then saw Charlie sitting directly below, looking up with gormless interest. He lived, by some miracle. But now we have no cats. We can leave food on the table unguarded. We dont need to do a headcount when we hear brakes screech outside. We dont have to deal with occasional nasty smells in inaccessible corners. All of these are good things. But somehow, it doesnt seem right. The house seems very empty. I think Ill get a dog. Bill |
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"J G Miller" wrote in message
... On Sat, 02 Jul 2011 11:52:09 +0100, Albert Ross wrote: About as useful as a Dalek on stairs Talking of which, I am surprised nobody has mentioned the what are surely useless, especially for stairs, robot vacuum cleaners, now being sold in supermarkets, eg Samsung Navibot. Useless as most of the hassle of vacuuming is the trouble to move furniture and mats around. -- Max Demian |
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On Saturday, July 20th, 2011 at 22:17:29h +0100, Bill Wright wrote:
[well written piece of prose] You really should get stuff like that published. Or read it out as a "commentary" on local radio. |
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On Sat, 2 Jul 2011 22:44:15 +0100, "Max Demian"
wrote: "J G Miller" wrote in message ... On Sat, 02 Jul 2011 11:52:09 +0100, Albert Ross wrote: About as useful as a Dalek on stairs Talking of which, I am surprised nobody has mentioned the what are surely useless, especially for stairs, robot vacuum cleaners, now being sold in supermarkets, eg Samsung Navibot. Useless as most of the hassle of vacuuming is the trouble to move furniture and mats around. Most of the hassle of vacuuming is the dust, fluff and dog hairs in the first place :-) -- Frank Erskine |
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J G Miller wrote:
On Saturday, July 20th, 2011 at 22:17:29h +0100, Bill Wright wrote: [well written piece of prose] You really should get stuff like that published. Or read it out as a "commentary" on local radio. Thank you. Bill |
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On Sat, 2 Jul 2011 22:44:15 +0100, Max Demian wrote:
"J G Miller" wrote in message ... On Sat, 02 Jul 2011 11:52:09 +0100, Albert Ross wrote: About as useful as a Dalek on stairs Talking of which, I am surprised nobody has mentioned the what are surely useless, especially for stairs, robot vacuum cleaners, now being sold in supermarkets, eg Samsung Navibot. Useless as most of the hassle of vacuuming is the trouble to move furniture and mats around. Oh, is that supposed to be done? -- Peter. The gods will stay away whilst religions hold sway |
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Diesoon v. Numatic Those were the days!
On 02/07/2011 22:17, Bill Wright wrote:
J G Miller wrote: On Sat, 02 Jul 2011 11:52:09 +0100, Albert Ross wrote: About as useful as a Dalek on stairs Talking of which, I am surprised nobody has mentioned the what are surely useless, especially for stairs, robot vacuum cleaners, now being sold in supermarkets, eg Samsung Navibot. http://www.robotshop.COM/eu The site includes not only robot vacuum cleaners but items even William Wright Esquire would appreciate -- a self cleaning cat litter box -- for all his cats We have no cats. It was natural wastage that did it. No cats were dismissed, made redundant, redeployed, or transferred to other branches. No cats were remanded in custody, although if there were prisons for cats I think all of ours would have all spent time inside. No cats were driven up to the moors and slung out of the car door, although sometimes, well . . . lets just say I did get a bit exasperated once or twice. Quite simply, for the last 12 years I have had a rigid policy of taking on no new cats. There have been plenty of applicants though. They have appeared almost daily at our door. Experienced middle aged cats claiming skilled rodent operative status. Elderly genteel cats in reduced circumstances, desirous only of a quiet home in which to spend their declining years and assuredly and most definitely not incontinent, not even slightly. Even baby cats, irresistible to all except me, orphaned and in dire straights, mewing piteously, have been unceremoniously rejected and sent on their way. €śOh Dad, its snowing!€ť €śThats not my fault. Anyway, theyve got fur.€ť Not long ago the last cat made her exit. Shed hung on and hung on, finally becoming quite helpless, and when we took her on that horrid one way trip the vet took one look and unquestioningly reached for her lethal needle. This cat had done well for 17 years, but the time had come. Cats: Blacky (rather fierce), Ginger (pretended to be fierce, but he was a big sissy really), Spook (a seemingly respectable old lady with a shadowy past), Susy (the cleverest of cats), Charlie (her brother, the dimmest of cats), Dandy (short lived), and Tiger (Carolyn's first love). Cat highlights: When Susy went silently upstairs, then suddenly urine came out of one of the living room lights. When Blackie reached out to steal my forkful of food, but misjudged it. His paw went into my mouth and I had a severely lacerated tongue and lower lip. When I was testing some big speakers and Spook jumped vertically up off the beanbag and had diarrhoea in mid air. When Ginger would jump on the windowsill and lean on the door handle to let the other cats in or out. When Hil ran Charlie over. He used to go to sleep in cardboard boxes in the road. The wheel of the Volvo went right over him. He was flat. I picked him up and he cried. I put him down on the ground and he sort of swelled back into shape like in the cartoons and walked off. The vet couldn't find any damage (still charged plenty though). When I was ill and immobile for two months. Every day Charlie came upstairs and settled next to me, sometimes licking my face and purring. When I had to tell Carolyn (12) that her beloved Tiger was dead. The worst thing I've ever had to do (amazingly). When we walked up the field and a cat would follow, only to stop at the edge of her territory and meow at us, as if to say €śYoure going over the edge of the world!€ť When Spook gave birth in a cardboard box in the field, and Louise (10) thought the little tails hanging out of the bottom belonged to rats. When Spook would run across the yard in her inimitable way, her back end not quite behind her front end, like a 'cut and shut' car, nervously dodging from cover to cover like a guerrilla fighter. When I was up a tree and I chopped off a really big branch and then saw Charlie sitting directly below, looking up with gormless interest. He lived, by some miracle. But now we have no cats. We can leave food on the table unguarded. We dont need to do a headcount when we hear brakes screech outside. We dont have to deal with occasional nasty smells in inaccessible corners. All of these are good things. But somehow, it doesnt seem right. The house seems very empty. I think Ill get a dog. There is a book in there Bill! -- Dave - The Medway Handyman www.medwayhandyman.co.uk |
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Bill Wright wrote:
We have no cats. A delightful piece, Bill. I've saved it on my PC 'cos it's great. SteveT |
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In message , The Medway Handyman
writes On 02/07/2011 22:17, Bill Wright wrote: Snip excellent tails:-) I think Ill get a dog. There is a book in there Bill! Don't get a dog. They have even bigger routine Vets bills than cats. They need emptying twice a day. This may seem to be an advantage over cats who take care of their own toiletries but actually involves carting a plastic bag containing brown lozenges of consistency determined by diet for 90% of your walk. Dog poo bins are never where you need them and, as we all know, dogs will not **** on their own doorsteps. Further, you will be tempted to shortcut the exercise routine. This may be justified by the need to take Susie to her music lesson or your football team playing at home. Inevitably this leads to the acquisition of the ubiquitous tennis ball thrower, Frisbee etc...... In the interests of remaining friends I will stop at this point but there is more, much more! regards -- Tim Lamb |
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Tim Lamb wrote: Further, you will be tempted to shortcut the exercise routine. This may be justified by the need to take Susie to her music lesson or your football team playing at home. Inevitably this leads to the acquisition of the ubiquitous tennis ball thrower, Frisbee etc...... In the interests of remaining friends I will stop at this point but there is more, much more! One of the advantages of having a dog is that it should force you to have exercise too - and some contemplation time to yourself as well. Of course you *can* just go for a walk without a dog - but that requires will power when you've got 'better' things to do. The other thing is if you smile and say hello to total strangers when walking alone you'll likely be treated with suspicion. With a dog, it's the norm. -- *A dog's not just for Christmas, it's alright on a Friday night too* Dave Plowman London SW To e-mail, change noise into sound. |
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On Sunday, July 3rd, 2011 at 07:50:22h +0100, Peter C asked:
On Sat, 2 Jul 2011 22:44:15 +0100, Max Demian wrote: Useless as most of the hassle of vacuuming is the trouble to move furniture and mats around. Oh, is that supposed to be done? Yes. So the obvious answer is to install levitating furniture that will rise when the robotic vacuum cleaner needs to suck up the various particles which have accumulated around the base of the item of furniture. |
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J G Miller wrote:
So the obvious answer is to install levitating furniture that will rise when the robotic vacuum cleaner needs to suck up the various particles which have accumulated around the base of the item of furniture. In fact that's so obvious I wonder why you can't just go out and buy levitating furniture now. It'd make it much easier to move around, too. SteveT |
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"Dave Plowman (News)" wrote:
[snip] The other thing is if you smile and say hello to total strangers when walking alone you'll likely be treated with suspicion. Only in London. With a dog, it's the norm. I find that in London it's the norm to walk past any dog owner, taking care to avoid eye contact. This is because the overwhelming majority of urban dogs are fighting breeds. |
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PeterC wrote:
On Sat, 2 Jul 2011 22:44:15 +0100, Max Demian wrote: "J G Miller" wrote in message ... On Sat, 02 Jul 2011 11:52:09 +0100, Albert Ross wrote: About as useful as a Dalek on stairs Talking of which, I am surprised nobody has mentioned the what are surely useless, especially for stairs, robot vacuum cleaners, now being sold in supermarkets, eg Samsung Navibot. Useless as most of the hassle of vacuuming is the trouble to move furniture and mats around. Oh, is that supposed to be done? Only by the anally retentive. Vacuuming where you can't see is the same as using face bricks when you're going to render. Bill |
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Steve Thackery wrote:
Bill Wright wrote: We have no cats. A delightful piece, Bill. I've saved it on my PC 'cos it's great. SteveT Thanks. Bill |
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