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OK, so who got completely useless DIY pressies this year?

SWMBO gave me a B&D Auto Tape - to my mind a solution to a problem that
didn't exist. Plus my daughter gave me the PP version for my biffday in
July - so I now have two battery operated tape rules.


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OK, so who got completely useless DIY pressies this year?

SWMBO gave me a B&D Auto Tape - to my mind a solution to a problem
that didn't exist. Plus my daughter gave me the PP version for my
biffday in July - so I now have two battery operated tape rules.


Perhaps they're trying to re-inforce the old adage, "Measure twice, cut
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OK, so who got completely useless DIY pressies this year?


SWMBO gave me a B&D Auto Tape - to my mind a solution to a problem that
didn't exist. Plus my daughter gave me the PP version for my biffday in
July - so I now have two battery operated tape rules.


Why do they do it?
Wonder what a teenage daughter would think if you gave her a CD of music
you'd only guessed she'd like? SWMBO a dress etc the same?

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Why do they do it?
Wonder what a teenage daughter would think if you gave her a CD of music
you'd only guessed she'd like? SWMBO a dress etc the same?


I believe a handsome young buck by the name of Roger Whitaker is all
the rage with the young ladies these days.
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OK, so who got completely useless DIY pressies this year?

SWMBO gave me a B&D Auto Tape - to my mind a solution to a problem that
didn't exist. Plus my daughter gave me the PP version


Pork Pie?

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OK, so who got completely useless DIY pressies this year?

SWMBO gave me a B&D Auto Tape - to my mind a solution to a problem that
didn't exist. Plus my daughter gave me the PP version


Pork Pie?


Yeah, didn't you know - it's a new unit of measure developed by TMH,
along the lines of cubits and spans. Bit smaller than the ginster.

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Frank Erskine wrote:
On Thu, 27 Dec 2007 09:43:31 GMT, "The Medway Handyman"
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OK, so who got completely useless DIY pressies this year?


SWMBO gave me a B&D Auto Tape - to my mind a solution to a problem that
didn't exist. *Plus my daughter gave me the PP version


Pork Pie?


Yeah, didn't you know - it's a new unit of measure developed by TMH,
along the lines of cubits and spans. *Bit smaller than the ginster.

David


Childern, children, Its the thought that counts, not the present. Have
none of you ever made this type of mistake. Come on, tell the truth.
The black teddy is still hanging, un-worn, in the wardrobe. (Your
wife's wardroe I hope)

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OK, so who got completely useless DIY pressies this year?

SWMBO gave me a B&D Auto Tape - to my mind a solution to a problem that
didn't exist. Plus my daughter gave me the PP version for my biffday in
July - so I now have two battery operated tape rules.



PP = Pointless Present?

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OK, so who got completely useless DIY pressies this year?

SWMBO gave me a B&D Auto Tape - to my mind a solution to a problem that
didn't exist. Plus my daughter gave me the PP version for my biffday in
July - so I now have two battery operated tape rules.


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Normally this is a case of DIY'ing your own house ie when they buy you a
drill they want shelves putting up or if they buy you Screwdriver set,its
put the flatpack together.

Looks like in your case its...you're not measuring up. ;-)


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On Thu, 27 Dec 2007 09:54:06 +0000 (GMT), Dave Plowman (News) wrote:

SWMBO gave me a B&D Auto Tape - to my mind a solution to a problem that
didn't exist. Plus my daughter gave me the PP version for my biffday
in July - so I now have two battery operated tape rules.


Why do they do it?


How come SWMBO'd didn't know about the biffday one from daughter...

B&Q or Screwfix vouchers are a good way to get what you want. A few quid
to spend on something that you could use but probably wouldn't actually
buy yourself. Last years vouchers bought a handheld vacuum cleaner. So
much easier that dragging out a mains vacuum after drilling a hole or two.
Get someone to hold it under the drill when making the hole and there is
even less cleaning up to do. B-)

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Why do they do it?
Wonder what a teenage daughter would think if you gave her a CD of music
you'd only guessed she'd like? SWMBO a dress etc the same?


I believe a handsome young buck by the name of Roger Whitaker is all
the rage with the young ladies these days.



Has he left old duram town yet?


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I nominate the Xmas mug which plays a medley of Jingle Bell, Santa Claus
is Coming to Town and Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer every time you pick
it up (no off switch, natch).

I note there's a label on the bottom which says "Not Dishwasher or
Microwave safe".

Heh.

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OK, so who got completely useless DIY pressies this year?

SWMBO gave me a B&D Auto Tape - to my mind a solution to a problem that
didn't exist. Plus my daughter gave me the PP version for my biffday in
July - so I now have two battery operated tape rules.


Probably got a couple but then I wouldn't come on to a newsgroup and bitch
about it.
How ungrateful can you be?

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OK, so who got completely useless DIY pressies this year?

SWMBO gave me a B&D Auto Tape - to my mind a solution to a problem that
didn't exist. Plus my daughter gave me the PP version for my biffday in
July - so I now have two battery operated tape rules.


Probably got a couple but then I wouldn't come on to a newsgroup and bitch
about it.
How ungrateful can you be?

RS



Arn't you supposed to ask what he got the wife?


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Normally this is a case of DIY'ing your own house ie when they buy you a
drill they want shelves putting up or if they buy you Screwdriver set,its
put the flatpack together.

Looks like in your case its...you're not measuring up. ;-)


Or possibly more worrying, one is not enough to measure it! That really
would make him a handy man ;-)

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OK, so who got completely useless DIY pressies this year?

SWMBO gave me a B&D Auto Tape - to my mind a solution to a problem
that didn't exist. Plus my daughter gave me the PP version


Pork Pie?


Performance Power. About as much use as a pork pie when it comes to
measuring though.


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Frank Erskine wrote:
On Thu, 27 Dec 2007 09:43:31 GMT, "The Medway Handyman"
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OK, so who got completely useless DIY pressies this year?

SWMBO gave me a B&D Auto Tape - to my mind a solution to a problem
that didn't exist. Plus my daughter gave me the PP version


Pork Pie?


Yeah, didn't you know - it's a new unit of measure developed by TMH,
along the lines of cubits and spans. Bit smaller than the ginster.


ROFLMAO!

Brilliant!


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OK, so who got completely useless DIY pressies this year?

SWMBO gave me a B&D Auto Tape - to my mind a solution to a problem
that didn't exist. Plus my daughter gave me the PP version for my
biffday in July - so I now have two battery operated tape rules.


Probably got a couple but then I wouldn't come on to a newsgroup and
bitch about it.
How ungrateful can you be?


I'm not bitching, just trying to add a little humour to the group. Get a
life.


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OK, so who got completely useless DIY pressies this year?

SWMBO gave me a B&D Auto Tape - to my mind a solution to a problem
that didn't exist. Plus my daughter gave me the PP version for my
biffday in July - so I now have two battery operated tape rules.


Probably got a couple but then I wouldn't come on to a newsgroup and
bitch about it.
How ungrateful can you be?


I'm not bitching, just trying to add a little humour to the group. Get a
life.



So did you tell your wife and daughter they were useless pressies or are you
2 faced as well?
You have a strange kind of humour, putting down the family in a public
forum!

Have a nice day now.

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On Thu, 27 Dec 2007 09:54:06 +0000 (GMT), Dave Plowman (News) wrote:

SWMBO gave me a B&D Auto Tape - to my mind a solution to a problem that
didn't exist. Plus my daughter gave me the PP version for my biffday
in July - so I now have two battery operated tape rules.


Why do they do it?


How come SWMBO'd didn't know about the biffday one from daughter...

B&Q or Screwfix vouchers are a good way to get what you want. A few quid
to spend on something that you could use but probably wouldn't actually
buy yourself. Last years vouchers bought a handheld vacuum cleaner. So
much easier that dragging out a mains vacuum after drilling a hole or two.
Get someone to hold it under the drill when making the hole and there is
even less cleaning up to do. B-)


I've found the old trick of masking a bit of paper to the wall just below
the drilled hole and then curving the paper up and attaching it to the wall
to form a kind of trough, is great as it catches all the dust and you don't
even need to vacuum after.

RS





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Why do they do it?
Wonder what a teenage daughter would think if you gave her a CD of music
you'd only guessed she'd like? SWMBO a dress etc the same?


I believe a handsome young buck by the name of Roger Whitaker is all
the rage with the young ladies these days.



Has he left old duram town yet?


I think he's in Allentown Jail.

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I've found the old trick of masking a bit of paper to the wall just below
the drilled hole and then curving the paper up and attaching it to the
wall
to form a kind of trough, is great as it catches all the dust and you
don't
even need to vacuum after.


I do the same but use an envelope that comes with the latest "Do you want a
credit card " junk mail. I save them all up and keep them in my garage.

Cheers

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OK, so who got completely useless DIY pressies this year?

SWMBO gave me a B&D Auto Tape - to my mind a solution to a problem that
didn't exist. Plus my daughter gave me the PP version for my biffday in
July - so I now have two battery operated tape rules.


Probably got a couple but then I wouldn't come on to a newsgroup and bitch
about it.
How ungrateful can you be?

RS



Arn't you supposed to ask what he got the wife?

Well a B&D Auto Tape, of course.

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SWMBO gave me a B&D Auto Tape - to my mind a solution to a problem
that didn't exist. Plus my daughter gave me the PP version for my
biffday in July - so I now have two battery operated tape rules.

Why do they do it?


How come SWMBO'd didn't know about the biffday one from daughter...

B&Q or Screwfix vouchers are a good way to get what you want. A few
quid to spend on something that you could use but probably wouldn't
actually buy yourself. Last years vouchers bought a handheld vacuum
cleaner. So much easier that dragging out a mains vacuum after
drilling a hole or two. Get someone to hold it under the drill when
making the hole and there is even less cleaning up to do. B-)


I've found the old trick of masking a bit of paper to the wall just
below the drilled hole and then curving the paper up and attaching it
to the wall to form a kind of trough, is great as it catches all the
dust and you don't even need to vacuum after.


I use an envelope & masking tape. Saw it on a Tommy Walsh show on TV.
Works a treat as you say.


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Dave Liquorice wrote:
On Thu, 27 Dec 2007 09:54:06 +0000 (GMT), Dave Plowman (News) wrote:

SWMBO gave me a B&D Auto Tape - to my mind a solution to a problem
that didn't exist. Plus my daughter gave me the PP version for my
biffday in July - so I now have two battery operated tape rules.


Why do they do it?


How come SWMBO'd didn't know about the biffday one from daughter...


They don't understand tools...

B&Q or Screwfix vouchers are a good way to get what you want. A few
quid to spend on something that you could use but probably wouldn't
actually buy yourself.

SNIP

I did get a Stanley Fubar for my biffday, wonderful tool! Didn't think I'd
use it a lot, but its a permanent addition to the toolbox.

They do a mini version now http://www.stanleyfubar.com/ great video!


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Why do they do it?
Wonder what a teenage daughter would think if you gave her a CD of music
you'd only guessed she'd like? SWMBO a dress etc the same?


I believe a handsome young buck by the name of Roger Whitaker is all
the rage with the young ladies these days.



Has he left old duram town yet?


No, but there's a ship lying rigged and ready...

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They do a mini version now http://www.stanleyfubar.com/ great video!


Excellent! Choose the bunny, choose the bunny!

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I've found the old trick of masking a bit of paper to the wall just
below the drilled hole and then curving the paper up and attaching it to
the wall to form a kind of trough, is great as it catches all the dust
and you don't even need to vacuum after.


Ah but that doesn't occupy ones little helper... I also don't trust
masking tape not to remove the surface of the wall paper or paint film.

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OK, so who got completely useless DIY pressies this year?

SWMBO gave me a B&D Auto Tape - to my mind a solution to a problem
that didn't exist. Plus my daughter gave me the PP version for my
biffday in July - so I now have two battery operated tape rules.

Probably got a couple but then I wouldn't come on to a newsgroup and
bitch about it.
How ungrateful can you be?


I'm not bitching, just trying to add a little humour to the group. Get a
life.



So did you tell your wife and daughter they were useless pressies or are
you 2 faced as well?
You have a strange kind of humour, putting down the family in a public
forum!

Have a nice day now.

RS


I am worried about the padlock that I won in a cracker. I can't find a use
for it but mindful of the effort that went into producing the press tools,
the materials and then shipping it from China, I feel that I should ensure
its carbon footprint brings some value to humanity.
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OK, so who got completely useless DIY pressies this year?

SWMBO gave me a B&D Auto Tape - to my mind a solution to a problem
that didn't exist. Plus my daughter gave me the PP version for my
biffday in July - so I now have two battery operated tape rules.


Probably got a couple but then I wouldn't come on to a newsgroup and
bitch about it.
How ungrateful can you be?


I'm not bitching, just trying to add a little humour to the group. Get a
life.


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him something that is useful for me to borrow).

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I did get a Stanley Fubar for my biffday, wonderful tool! Didn't think I'd
use it a lot, but its a permanent addition to the toolbox.

They do a mini version now http://www.stanleyfubar.com/ great video!


How can they register the well known acronym FUBAR?
F****d Up Beyond All Recognition

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I did get a Stanley Fubar for my biffday, wonderful tool! Didn't
think I'd
use it a lot, but its a permanent addition to the toolbox.

They do a mini version now http://www.stanleyfubar.com/ great video!


How can they register the well known acronym FUBAR?
F****d Up Beyond All Recognition


I suppose they've registered "FuBar"
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I believe a handsome young buck by the name of Roger Whitaker is all
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I can't keep up with these modern beat combos.

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I did get a Stanley Fubar for my biffday, wonderful tool! Didn't
think I'd
use it a lot, but its a permanent addition to the toolbox.

They do a mini version now http://www.stanleyfubar.com/ great video!

How can they register the well known acronym FUBAR?
F****d Up Beyond All Recognition


I suppose they've registered "FuBar"


They also appear to have registered FUBAR (All capitals)

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I've found the old trick of masking a bit of paper to the wall just below
the drilled hole and then curving the paper up and attaching it to the
wall
to form a kind of trough, is great as it catches all the dust and you
don't
even need to vacuum after.

RS

I use one of the "old fashioned" dustpans (the half enclosed type) and
just fix to the wall with masking tape, but only a thin strip of it going
onto the wall. Easy peel off and move to the next hole. Just make sure
you don't drop it afterwards!!!

David




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I use one of the "old fashioned" dustpans (the half enclosed type) and
just fix to the wall with masking tape, but only a thin strip of it going
onto the wall. Easy peel off and move to the next hole. Just make sure
you don't drop it afterwards!!!

David


As an apprentice some 30 years ago we were shown how to make a dust
bag/envelope out of any available bit of paper and stick said bag with
insulating tape to the wall below where we were drilling. The 'trick'
was to stick the insulating tape to your 'bib and braces' a few times
to remove some of the stickiness. Still stuck the bag to the wall
well enough but came off easily. Saw somewhere recently that
somebody has patented it!! Could've been a millionaire!!!
My mate had a variation on the 'bag technique'. His adaption was to
make a hole in the piece stuck to the wall and drill through it.
Totally brilliant for the first few seconds until the bag stuck to the
drill bit, rotated at high rpm and spread the dust all over the room,
ceiling, budgie etc etc. So annoyed he whipped the drill away from the
wall, placed said drill on the floor and the heat of the drill bit
melted the carpet [a quality nylon product]...not a good day!
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OK, so who got completely useless DIY pressies this year?

SWMBO gave me a B&D Auto Tape - to my mind a solution to a problem
that didn't exist. Plus my daughter gave me the PP version for my
biffday in July - so I now have two battery operated tape rules.

Probably got a couple but then I wouldn't come on to a newsgroup and
bitch about it.
How ungrateful can you be?

I'm not bitching, just trying to add a little humour to the group. Get a
life.



So did you tell your wife and daughter they were useless pressies or are
you 2 faced as well?
You have a strange kind of humour, putting down the family in a public
forum!

Have a nice day now.

RS


I am worried about the padlock that I won in a cracker.


Don't talk to me about crackers - had one containing a compass with a
plastic needle !



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OK, so who got completely useless DIY pressies this year?


Not this year, but got given a B&D Scorpion saw one year... now that
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OK, so who got completely useless DIY pressies this year?


Not this year, but got given a B&D Scorpion saw one year... now that
really is dire!


I've heard they can be very useful - as a door stop.


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OK, so who got completely useless DIY pressies this year?

Not this year, but got given a B&D Scorpion saw one year... now that
really is dire!


I've heard they can be very useful - as a door stop.


Doubt it - not that heavy.

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