Lobster wrote:
Frank Erskine wrote:
On Thu, 27 Dec 2007 09:43:31 GMT, "The Medway Handyman"
wrote:

OK, so who got completely useless DIY pressies this year?

SWMBO gave me a B&D Auto Tape - to my mind a solution to a problem
that didn't exist. Plus my daughter gave me the PP version

Pork Pie?


Yeah, didn't you know - it's a new unit of measure developed by TMH,
along the lines of cubits and spans. Bit smaller than the ginster.

ROFLMAO!

Brilliant!


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