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Prescott...
"Andy Hall" wrote in message ... On Fri, 5 May 2006 17:56:40 +0100, "Doctor Drivel" wrote: "Tim S" wrote in message ... That leaves John free to eat all the pies and pursue his other "hobbies". If he wants to eat all the pies and shag that is his business and his alone. Fine, provided that he does it on his own time and his own premises and not the ones that I am paying for. Any proof of this besides the scribble of a shagging hussy who got £250,000 for saying she shagged Johnny? This is s non-story and she got all this lolly because of silly people sucking it all in. |
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"David Hansen" wrote in message ... On Fri, 05 May 2006 21:24:29 +0100 someone who may be Andy Hall wrote this:- If he wants to eat all the pies and shag that is his business and his alone. Fine, provided that he does it on his own time and his own premises and not the ones that I am paying for. Indeed. My attention has been drawn to "the Sun" today and for once I agree entirely with them, "Now we're ALL being screwed". You read the SUN? Gosh! That says a lot. |
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Prescott...
"Tim S" wrote in message .. . Doctor Drivel wrote: "Tim S" wrote in message .. . That leaves John free to eat all the pies and pursue his other "hobbies". If he wants to eat all the pies and shag that is his business and his alone. Go to him Drivel, go to him now, he needs your warm embrace more than ever. If you search deep, deep within him, you may find... I'm not into shagging men, fat or not. |
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"Tim S" wrote in message .. . Jammy *******... Right, I'm phoning the Labour Party - I'll ask if they've got any opening for useless fat slobs at 600k, I can act! You would fit the bill of a fat slob then. |
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In message ews.net,
Doctor Drivel writes "Tim S" wrote in message . .. Doctor Drivel wrote: "Tim S" wrote in message .. . That leaves John free to eat all the pies and pursue his other "hobbies". If he wants to eat all the pies and shag that is his business and his alone. Go to him Drivel, go to him now, he needs your warm embrace more than ever. If you search deep, deep within him, you may find... I'm not into shagging men, fat or not. And no woman would shag you .... which is why you have to DIY -- geoff |
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On Sat, 6 May 2006 14:50:53 +0100, "Doctor Drivel"
wrote: "Andy Hall" wrote in message .. . On Fri, 5 May 2006 17:56:40 +0100, "Doctor Drivel" wrote: "Tim S" wrote in message k... That leaves John free to eat all the pies and pursue his other "hobbies". If he wants to eat all the pies and shag that is his business and his alone. Fine, provided that he does it on his own time and his own premises and not the ones that I am paying for. Any proof of this besides the scribble of a shagging hussy who got £250,000 for saying she shagged Johnny? It was merely a comment that government ministers should not abuse their position. I didn't offer an opinion one way or the other as to whether J++ actually did that. Clearly his boss believed that there was an issue.... This is s non-story and she got all this lolly because of silly people sucking it all in. So to speak..... -- ..andy |
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Andy Hall wrote: On Fri, 5 May 2006 17:56:40 +0100, "Doctor Drivel" wrote: If he wants to eat all the pies and shag that is his business and his alone. Fine, provided that he does it on his own time and his own premises and not the ones that I am paying for. Apparently the police have been asked to look into the matter of the misuse of his office. And if they bring a successful prosecution the bag shouldn't be allowed to keep her illegally gotten gains for talking about it in pubic: http://channels.aolsvc.co.uk/news/ar...06173609990011 (He's got a face like a pork pie in that link.) |
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On 6 May 2006 23:24:25 -0700, "Weatherlawyer"
wrote: Andy Hall wrote: On Fri, 5 May 2006 17:56:40 +0100, "Doctor Drivel" wrote: If he wants to eat all the pies and shag that is his business and his alone. Fine, provided that he does it on his own time and his own premises and not the ones that I am paying for. Apparently the police have been asked to look into the matter of the misuse of his office. And if they bring a successful prosecution the bag shouldn't be allowed to keep her illegally gotten gains for talking about it in pubic: http://channels.aolsvc.co.uk/news/ar...06173609990011 (He's got a face like a pork pie in that link.) Don't you mean his? -- ..andy |
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Doctor Drivel writes "David Hansen" wrote in message .. . On Fri, 05 May 2006 21:24:29 +0100 someone who may be Andy Hall wrote this:- If he wants to eat all the pies and shag that is his business and his alone. Fine, provided that he does it on his own time and his own premises and not the ones that I am paying for. Indeed. My attention has been drawn to "the Sun" today and for once I agree entirely with them, "Now we're ALL being screwed". You read the SUN? Gosh! That says a lot. Yes, it says a lot about *your* prejudices. -- Mr X |
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In article , Martin
writes And as Prescott was shagging the civil servant, the tits-ups and cock-ups were literal, metaphorical and, now, hardly surprising. And the fat ******* gets to keep his salary........ Good compensation for a 2" penis... -- Mr X |
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In article ews.net,
Doctor Drivel writes "Tim S" wrote in message . .. That leaves John free to eat all the pies and pursue his other "hobbies". If he wants to eat all the pies and shag that is his business and his alone. But the problem is he wants to do with public money and in public time. -- Mr X |
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In an earlier contribution to this discussion,
raden wrote: In message ews.net, Doctor Drivel writes I'm not into shagging men, fat or not. And no woman would shag you ... which is why you have to DIY Didn't we always know he was a w*nker?! g -- Cheers, Roger ______ Email address maintained for newsgroup use only, and not regularly monitored.. Messages sent to it may not be read for several weeks. PLEASE REPLY TO NEWSGROUP! |
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In article om,
Weatherlawyer wrote: Apparently the police have been asked to look into the matter of the misuse of his office. And if they bring a successful prosecution the bag shouldn't be allowed to keep her illegally gotten gains for talking about it in pubic: That would set quite a precedent. Stopping partners of 'criminals' talking to the press would leave some newspapers empty... -- *It ain't the size, it's... er... no, it IS ..the size. Dave Plowman London SW To e-mail, change noise into sound. |
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On Sun, 7 May 2006 06:24:25 UTC, "Weatherlawyer"
wrote: bag shouldn't be allowed to keep her illegally gotten gains for talking about it in pubic: Freudian slip? -- The information contained in this post is copyright the poster, and specifically may not be published in, or used by Avenue Supplies, http://avenuesupplies.co.uk |
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Prescott...
Andy Hall wrote: http://channels.aolsvc.co.uk/news/ar...06173609990011 (He's got a face like a pork pie in that link.) Don't you mean his? Eh? Do you have any idea what you are talking about, or am I supposed to second guess which pie ce of text you are replying to? (There are a lot of morons on this board. One wonders how many of them voted for a pork pie and a cream cracker.) |
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On Sun, 7 May 2006 13:15:11 UTC, "Weatherlawyer"
wrote: (There are a lot of morons on this board. One wonders how many of them voted for a pork pie and a cream cracker.) Board? Board????! This is bloody Usenet, chum. -- The information contained in this post is copyright the poster, and specifically may not be published in, or used by Avenue Supplies, http://avenuesupplies.co.uk |
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Prescott...
On 7 May 2006 06:15:11 -0700, "Weatherlawyer"
wrote: Andy Hall wrote: http://channels.aolsvc.co.uk/news/ar...06173609990011 (He's got a face like a pork pie in that link.) Don't you mean his? Eh? Do you have any idea what you are talking about, or am I supposed to second guess which pie ce of text you are replying to? It's pretty obvious that the reference is to "keep her illegally gotten gains" (There are a lot of morons on this board. It's Usenet, not a "board". -- ..andy |
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In message , Bob Eager
writes On Sun, 7 May 2006 13:15:11 UTC, "Weatherlawyer" wrote: (There are a lot of morons on this board. One wonders how many of them voted for a pork pie and a cream cracker.) Board? Board????! This is bloody Usenet, chum. Come on now, he didn't claim not to be one of the morons, did he ? -- geoff |
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On Sun, 7 May 2006 14:57:44 UTC, raden wrote:
In message , Bob Eager writes On Sun, 7 May 2006 13:15:11 UTC, "Weatherlawyer" wrote: (There are a lot of morons on this board. One wonders how many of them voted for a pork pie and a cream cracker.) Board? Board????! This is bloody Usenet, chum. Come on now, he didn't claim not to be one of the morons, did he ? True...! -- The information contained in this post is copyright the poster, and specifically may not be published in, or used by Avenue Supplies, http://avenuesupplies.co.uk |
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Doctor Drivel wrote:
Back from the plumbworld trip to ibeeza I see... how many magnacleans did you need to shift for that? He hasn't. He just had a shag. On employers time, in their offices, shortly after lecturing others on "moral standards" and tory "sleaze".... So all in all a straight up kind of guy! (at least by the standards set by the rest of the shower phoney calls a government). I hear the latest ruse is he wants to take legal action against the press because when they went public with that story, it let the cat out of the bag and his wife also found out about all the other times he was a cheating *******. -- Cheers, John. /================================================== ===============\ | Internode Ltd - http://www.internode.co.uk | |-----------------------------------------------------------------| | John Rumm - john(at)internode(dot)co(dot)uk | \================================================= ================/ |
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On Sat, 6 May 2006 14:51:28 +0100 someone who may be "Doctor Drivel"
wrote this:- Indeed. My attention has been drawn to "the Sun" today and for once I agree entirely with them, "Now we're ALL being screwed". You read the SUN? Gosh! That says a lot. Nice try, but as is often the case a "clever" remark just tends to leave the author looking foolish. My attention was drawn to "the Sun" by a review of newspapers on Radio 4. I then looked up the article on the web. -- David Hansen, Edinburgh I will *always* explain revoked encryption keys, unless RIP prevents me http://www.opsi.gov.uk/acts/acts2000/00023--e.htm#54 |
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Doctor Drivel wrote:
"David Hansen" wrote in message ... On Fri, 05 May 2006 21:24:29 +0100 someone who may be Andy Hall wrote this:- If he wants to eat all the pies and shag that is his business and his alone. Fine, provided that he does it on his own time and his own premises and not the ones that I am paying for. Indeed. My attention has been drawn to "the Sun" today and for once I agree entirely with them, "Now we're ALL being screwed". You read the SUN? Gosh! That says a lot. I would imagine that it would be outside your talents to look at the pictures in the Daily Star :-) Dave |
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In article , John
Rumm writes Doctor Drivel wrote: Back from the plumbworld trip to ibeeza I see... how many magnacleans did you need to shift for that? He hasn't. He just had a shag. On employers time, in their offices Behaviour that would get an ordinary person instant dismissal for "Gross Misconduct". -- Mr X |
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Andy Hall wrote: On 7 May 2006 06:15:11 -0700, "Weatherlawyer" wrote: Andy Hall wrote: http://channels.aolsvc.co.uk/news/ar...06173609990011 (He's got a face like a pork pie in that link.) Don't you mean his? Eh? Do you have any idea what you are talking about, or am I supposed to second guess which pie ce of text you are replying to? It's pretty obvious that the reference is to "keep her illegally gotten gains" (There are a lot of morons on this board. It's Usenet, not a "board". It's pretty obvious that my comment highlighted his ignorance as well as the ignorance of the trailers after him, by the fact I used the original term for Usent boards once they had been categorised as Bulletin Boards -analogous to the notice boads that kept scientific researchers up to date with their fellows at colleges on the pin boards there and hence by common interoperability: all over the world. It was on these boards that research students and their mentors posed questions to problems that had them stumped. And from them too, hoi polloi of the college were introduced to the environment of their envelope. TWIMC: I suggest you spend a LOT more time doing something useful instead of trolling your turds on here. As for my original post, the depth of your ignorance is more strongly sounded by the fact that so few of you followers know that the crime of profiting from publication of the affairs of the adulterer and his bag, was committed by the bag. Consider yourselves thoroughly admonished and that for future reference, I will have forgotten who you are. |
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Bob Eager wrote: Freudian slip? Eager, from the term eag The interior diameter of a hole, tube, or cylinder. Eager by name, tart by nature. I shall be watching you, dullard. Take care, you anus. |
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Weatherlawyer writes Andy Hall wrote: On 7 May 2006 06:15:11 -0700, "Weatherlawyer" wrote: Andy Hall wrote: http://channels.aolsvc.co.uk/news/ar...06173609990011 (He's got a face like a pork pie in that link.) Don't you mean his? Eh? Do you have any idea what you are talking about, or am I supposed to second guess which pie ce of text you are replying to? It's pretty obvious that the reference is to "keep her illegally gotten gains" (There are a lot of morons on this board. It's Usenet, not a "board". It's pretty obvious that my comment highlighted his ignorance as well as the ignorance of the trailers after him, by the fact I used the original term for Usent boards once they had been categorised as Bulletin Boards -analogous to the notice boads that kept scientific researchers up to date with their fellows at colleges on the pin boards there and hence by common interoperability: all over the world. It was on these boards that research students and their mentors posed questions to problems that had them stumped. And from them too, hoi polloi of the college were introduced to the environment of their envelope. TWIMC: I suggest you spend a LOT more time doing something useful instead of trolling your turds on here. As for my original post, the depth of your ignorance is more strongly sounded by the fact that so few of you followers know that the crime of profiting from publication of the affairs of the adulterer and his bag, was committed by the bag. Consider yourselves thoroughly admonished and that for future reference, I will have forgotten who you are. Oh do **** off technology has obviously moved on and left you behind you pretentious **** -- geoff |
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On Sun, 7 May 2006 18:47:59 UTC, "Weatherlawyer"
wrote: It's pretty obvious that my comment highlighted his ignorance as well as the ignorance of the trailers after him, by the fact I used the original term for Usent boards No, the original term for Usenet was 'newsgroups' and then 'Usenet'. -- The information contained in this post is copyright the poster, and specifically may not be published in, or used by Avenue Supplies, http://avenuesupplies.co.uk |
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In message , Edward W.
Thompson writes He seems to have come out of it reasonably well, other than a bruised ego. He loses his administrative responsibilities but gets to keep his salary as DPM. What exactly does he do to 'justify' his inflated salary seeing he is just about as worthless as can be? Perhaps he has his own "little black book" full of scandalous secrets that T. Bliar doesn't want revealed.......... -- Keith |
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On Sun, 7 May 2006 18:56:28 UTC, "Weatherlawyer"
wrote: Bob Eager wrote: Freudian slip? Take care, you anus. To echo geoff: Oh do **** off you pretentious **** -- The information contained in this post is copyright the poster, and specifically may not be published in, or used by Avenue Supplies, http://avenuesupplies.co.uk |
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On Sun, 07 May 2006 19:28:53 GMT, Keith
wrote: In message , Edward W. Thompson writes He seems to have come out of it reasonably well, other than a bruised ego. He loses his administrative responsibilities but gets to keep his salary as DPM. What exactly does he do to 'justify' his inflated salary seeing he is just about as worthless as can be? Perhaps he has his own "little black book" full of scandalous secrets that T. Bliar doesn't want revealed.......... Count on it... -- ..andy |
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raden wrote:
Consider yourselves thoroughly admonished and that for future reference, I will have forgotten who you are. Oh do **** off technology has obviously moved on and left you behind you pretentious **** You took the words right out of my mouth! ;-) -- Cheers, John. /================================================== ===============\ | Internode Ltd - http://www.internode.co.uk | |-----------------------------------------------------------------| | John Rumm - john(at)internode(dot)co(dot)uk | \================================================= ================/ |
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Weatherlawyer wrote:
(There are a lot of morons on this board. What "board"? |
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from "Weatherlawyer" contains a load of crap plonk You can now have the pleasure of the company of dribble and bacon in my killfile. You go well together. -- Roger Chapman |
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On Sun, 7 May 2006 19:50:10 UTC, Andy Hall wrote:
Perhaps he has his own "little black book" full of scandalous secrets that T. Bliar doesn't want revealed.......... Count on it... I thought that Prezza's little black book had a rather different list in it...one of the more recent being 'Tracy'.... -- The information contained in this post is copyright the poster, and specifically may not be published in, or used by Avenue Supplies, http://avenuesupplies.co.uk |
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Weatherlawyer wrote:
Bob Eager wrote: Freudian slip? Eager, from the term eag The interior diameter of a hole, tube, or cylinder. Eager by name, tart by nature. I shall be watching you, dullard. Take care, you anus. Gosh, you'll be "kill-filed" and then moaned on and on and on and on and on and on about! |
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On Sun, 7 May 2006 21:05:39 UTC, Roger
wrote: The message .com from "Weatherlawyer" contains a load of crap plonk You can now have the pleasure of the company of dribble and bacon in my killfile. You go well together. You're right...it's time. -- The information contained in this post is copyright the poster, and specifically may not be published in, or used by Avenue Supplies, http://avenuesupplies.co.uk |
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In message , Bob Eager
writes On Sun, 7 May 2006 21:05:39 UTC, Roger wrote: The message .com from "Weatherlawyer" contains a load of crap plonk You can now have the pleasure of the company of dribble and bacon in my killfile. You go well together. You're right...it's time. What, breakfast? "Dribble and Bacon, sunny side up " -- geoff |
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Bob Eager wrote:
On Sun, 7 May 2006 21:05:39 UTC, Roger wrote: The message from "Weatherlawyer" contains plonk You can now have the pleasure of the company of dribble and bacon in my killfile. You go well together. You're right...it's time. Yawn... Nothing if not predictable.... |
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In message , Chris Bacon
writes Weatherlawyer wrote: Bob Eager wrote: Freudian slip? Eager, from the term eag The interior diameter of a hole, tube, or cylinder. Eager by name, tart by nature. I shall be watching you, dullard. Take care, you anus. Gosh, you'll be "kill-filed" and then moaned on and on and on and on and on and on about! Yes but just think about it You can witter on and on and nobody will argue with you you're in your element -- geoff |
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raden wrote:
What, breakfast? "Dribble and Bacon, sunny side up " Oi, not on the same plate, puh-lease! |
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