Has "lost his department". Good. Will it affect the making of
any more stupid laws, I wonder.

Chris Bacon wrote:
Has "lost his department". Good. Will it affect the making of
any more stupid laws, I wonder.

But apparently he is to still have his title.
So the ODPM website will not be run by the DPM ?
Huh ?
They'll have to rename the acronym, um, something like "office of the
dim-witted or purposefully mad".
By the way, what whitehall departement had building regs before
Mr Prescott ?
Also, I hate the way the London broadcasters call him "Mr Prescut".
Thats a letter 'o' on there.
Simon.

On 5 May 2006 05:55:49 -0700, had this to say:

By the way, what whitehall departement had building regs before
Mr Prescott ?

Department of the Environment.

--
Frank Erskine

wrote:

Also, I hate the way the London broadcasters call him "Mr Prescut".
Thats a letter 'o' on there.

As in Press Caught?

Although of course he was nicely stuffed, stitched up and ready to cook
some time before the incriminating evidence was turned out in nice time
for the debacle. As was the other arseflannel.

What Tory B liar hung onto them for for so long I can't imagine. Surely
he knew enough about politics and must have heard rumours?

Anyway it was a poor show for all concened. Even the ones that aren't
fat *******s are still greasy *******s. And that cream cracker bi faced
tosser at the top of the heap is no different from any of his cronies.
If he was, he would have washed them down their own drains long ago.

Good riddance to all scum.

Chris Bacon wrote:

Has "lost his department". Good. Will it affect the making of
any more stupid laws, I wonder.

Not only - the ODPM will be restructured, renamed, broken up and the
crappier bits given to Ruth Kelly as a punishment.

That leaves John free to eat all the pies and pursue his other "hobbies".

Until they need to wheel him out for the Gateheads campaign come the general
election.

Surprised Hewitt kept her job - also surprised Straw lost his.

As to stupid laws, wouldn't be surprised if teh bit of the ODPM that handles
building regs were revived and given to Clarke, after a suitably contrite
period of course.

Cheers

Tim

"Tim S" wrote in message
.. .
Chris Bacon wrote:

Has "lost his department". Good. Will it affect the making of
any more stupid laws, I wonder.

Not only - the ODPM will be restructured, renamed, broken up and the
crappier bits given to Ruth Kelly as a punishment.

That leaves John free to eat all the pies and pursue his other "hobbies".

Until they need to wheel him out for the Gateheads campaign come the
general
election.

Surprised Hewitt kept her job - also surprised Straw lost his.

surmise
Eh! Our Tone! It says in the 'Echo' that Straw bloke, has taken Condeleeza
to the Philoharmonic 'all!
I shudda done that ... I'm from the 'pool!

Well mon cheries he _is_ the Foreign Secretary!

That can be fixed!
/surmise


--

Brian

The message
from Tim S contains these words:

That leaves John free to eat all the pies and pursue his other "hobbies".

Mistress. Noun. Item found between a minister and a mattress.

--
Skipweasel
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.

Guy King wrote:
The message
from Tim S contains these words:

That leaves John free to eat all the pies and pursue his other
"hobbies".

Mistress. Noun. Item found between a minister and a mattress.

very good :-)

Guy King wrote:
Mistress. Noun. Item found between a minister and a mattress.

Minister? Mister IIRC, unless I'm being dense.

The message
from Chris Bacon contains these words:

Mistress. Noun. Item found between a minister and a mattress.

Minister? Mister IIRC, unless I'm being dense.

Well, he's still the Deputy Prime Minister.

--
Skipweasel
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.

Guy King wrote:
The message from Chris Bacon contains these words:
Mistress. Noun. Item found between a minister and a mattress.

Minister? Mister IIRC, unless I'm being dense.

Well, he's still the Deputy Prime Minister.

Ah.

Guy King wrote:

The message
from Chris Bacon contains these words:


Mistress. Noun. Item found between a minister and a mattress.


Minister? Mister IIRC, unless I'm being dense.


Well, he's still the Deputy Prime Minister.

In name only. He got that title cos no one would dare go up against him
when our president was out of the country, cosying up to Bush.
After all, if he can get away with chinning a member of public, how far
up the scale of offences does he have to go before he is prosecuted?

Now that B Liar has had a drubbing at the polls, he has sacked/moved
certain of his government, but that, in the words of H. Bogart, ammounts
to a hill of beans.

The only thing that this government is good at is,

drawing lines under things, (I wonder if that is in crayon?) or saying
something like 'that is a private mater', or 'that we must move on...)

No wonder voters either didn't vote (as happened in my area, 30% turn
out and has always been a strong labour vote), or has voted UKIP/NF.

Blair one, or Blair 2. What is the difference between them? (Brown/Cameron)

If I had the chance to vote UKIP or NF at the local poll, I would have
chosen either of them.

It's time we brought our politicians back into line. We are supposed to
live in a democracy, but tell me what that means in 2006, now that ID
cards are wanted by the govmint, that lets in over 30,000 EU workers and
doesn't know if they have gone back home



Dave

I hope this means sense.

"Tim S" wrote in message
.. .


That leaves John free to eat all the
pies and pursue his other "hobbies".

If he wants to eat all the pies and shag that is his business and his alone.

"Doctor Drivel" wrote in message
reenews.net...

"Tim S" wrote in message
.. .


That leaves John free to eat all the
pies and pursue his other "hobbies".

If he wants to eat all the pies and shag that is his business and his
alone.
Not if he ruins governmental blotting paper in the process!

Hamhoff wrote:

"Doctor Drivel" wrote in message
reenews.net...

"Tim S" wrote in message
...



That leaves John free to eat all the
pies and pursue his other "hobbies".

If he wants to eat all the pies and shag that is his business and his
alone.

Not if he ruins governmental blotting paper in the process!

Having signed the Official Secrets act to the level of UK Eyes B, (this
would be one level above the DPM) I wonder what secrets she had on her
arse, imprinted from the blotter, that she could have sold to the
outside world?

Has anyone considered this aspect?

Dave

"Hamhoff" wrote in message
...

"Doctor Drivel" wrote in message
reenews.net...

"Tim S" wrote in message
.. .


That leaves John free to eat all the
pies and pursue his other "hobbies".

If he wants to eat all the pies and shag that is his business and his
alone.

Not if he ruins governmental blotting paper in the process!

He hasn't. He just had a shag.

Doctor Drivel wrote:

Back from the plumbworld trip to ibeeza I see... how many magnacleans
did you need to shift for that?

He hasn't. He just had a shag.

On employers time, in their offices, shortly after lecturing others on
"moral standards" and tory "sleaze".... So all in all a straight up kind
of guy! (at least by the standards set by the rest of the shower phoney
calls a government).

I hear the latest ruse is he wants to take legal action against the
press because when they went public with that story, it let the cat out
of the bag and his wife also found out about all the other times he was
a cheating *******.

--
Cheers,

John.

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On Fri, 5 May 2006 17:56:40 +0100, "Doctor Drivel"
wrote:


"Tim S" wrote in message
. ..


That leaves John free to eat all the
pies and pursue his other "hobbies".

If he wants to eat all the pies and shag that is his business and his alone.

Fine, provided that he does it on his own time and his own premises
and not the ones that I am paying for.


--

..andy

On Fri, 05 May 2006 21:24:29 +0100 someone who may be Andy Hall
wrote this:-

If he wants to eat all the pies and shag that is his business and his alone.

Fine, provided that he does it on his own time and his own premises
and not the ones that I am paying for.

Indeed. My attention has been drawn to "the Sun" today and for once
I agree entirely with them, "Now we're ALL being screwed".

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006200988,00.html


--
David Hansen, Edinburgh
I will *always* explain revoked encryption keys, unless RIP prevents me
http://www.opsi.gov.uk/acts/acts2000/00023--e.htm#54

David Hansen wrote:

On Fri, 05 May 2006 21:24:29 +0100 someone who may be Andy Hall
wrote this:-

If he wants to eat all the pies and shag that is his business and his
alone.

Fine, provided that he does it on his own time and his own premises
and not the ones that I am paying for.

Indeed. My attention has been drawn to "the Sun" today and for once
I agree entirely with them, "Now we're ALL being screwed".

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006200988,00.html



Jammy *******... Right, I'm phoning the Labour Party - I'll ask if they've
got any opening for useless fat slobs at 600k, I can act!

Tim

"David Hansen" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 05 May 2006 21:24:29 +0100 someone who may be Andy Hall
wrote this:-

If he wants to eat all the pies and shag that is his business and his
alone.

Fine, provided that he does it on his own time and his own premises
and not the ones that I am paying for.

Indeed. My attention has been drawn to "the Sun" today and for once
I agree entirely with them, "Now we're ALL being screwed".

You read the SUN? Gosh! That says a lot.

"Andy Hall" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 5 May 2006 17:56:40 +0100, "Doctor Drivel"
wrote:


"Tim S" wrote in message
...


That leaves John free to eat all the
pies and pursue his other "hobbies".

If he wants to eat all the pies and shag that is his business and his
alone.

Fine, provided that he does it on his own time and his own premises
and not the ones that I am paying for.

Any proof of this besides the scribble of a shagging hussy who got £250,000
for saying she shagged Johnny?

This is s non-story and she got all this lolly because of silly people
sucking it all in.

On Sat, 6 May 2006 14:50:53 +0100, "Doctor Drivel"
wrote:


"Andy Hall" wrote in message
.. .
On Fri, 5 May 2006 17:56:40 +0100, "Doctor Drivel"
wrote:


"Tim S" wrote in message
k...


That leaves John free to eat all the
pies and pursue his other "hobbies".

If he wants to eat all the pies and shag that is his business and his
alone.

Fine, provided that he does it on his own time and his own premises
and not the ones that I am paying for.

Any proof of this besides the scribble of a shagging hussy who got £250,000
for saying she shagged Johnny?

It was merely a comment that government ministers should not abuse
their position.

I didn't offer an opinion one way or the other as to whether J++
actually did that.

Clearly his boss believed that there was an issue....



This is s non-story and she got all this lolly because of silly people
sucking it all in.

So to speak.....


--

..andy

Andy Hall wrote:
On Fri, 5 May 2006 17:56:40 +0100, "Doctor Drivel"
wrote:

If he wants to eat all the pies and shag that is his business and his alone.

Fine, provided that he does it on his own time and his own premises
and not the ones that I am paying for.

Apparently the police have been asked to look into the matter of the
misuse of his office. And if they bring a successful prosecution the
bag shouldn't be allowed to keep her illegally gotten gains for talking
about it in pubic:
http://channels.aolsvc.co.uk/news/ar...06173609990011
(He's got a face like a pork pie in that link.)

On 6 May 2006 23:24:25 -0700, "Weatherlawyer"
wrote:


Andy Hall wrote:
On Fri, 5 May 2006 17:56:40 +0100, "Doctor Drivel"
wrote:

If he wants to eat all the pies and shag that is his business and his alone.

Fine, provided that he does it on his own time and his own premises
and not the ones that I am paying for.

Apparently the police have been asked to look into the matter of the
misuse of his office. And if they bring a successful prosecution the
bag shouldn't be allowed to keep her illegally gotten gains for talking
about it in pubic:
http://channels.aolsvc.co.uk/news/ar...06173609990011
(He's got a face like a pork pie in that link.)


Don't you mean his?


--

..andy

On Sun, 7 May 2006 06:24:25 UTC, "Weatherlawyer"
wrote:

bag shouldn't be allowed to keep her illegally gotten gains for talking
about it in pubic:

Freudian slip?

--
The information contained in this post is copyright the
poster, and specifically may not be published in, or used by
Avenue Supplies, http://avenuesupplies.co.uk

In article om,
Weatherlawyer wrote:
Apparently the police have been asked to look into the matter of the
misuse of his office. And if they bring a successful prosecution the
bag shouldn't be allowed to keep her illegally gotten gains for talking
about it in pubic:

That would set quite a precedent. Stopping partners of 'criminals' talking
to the press would leave some newspapers empty...

--
*It ain't the size, it's... er... no, it IS ..the size.

Dave Plowman London SW
To e-mail, change noise into sound.

Doctor Drivel wrote:


"Tim S" wrote in message
.. .


That leaves John free to eat all the
pies and pursue his other "hobbies".

If he wants to eat all the pies and shag that is his business and his
alone.

Go to him Drivel, go to him now, he needs your warm embrace more than ever.
If you search deep, deep within him, you may find...















Four shags a night,
Three different birds,
Two Jaguars,
And a half eaten mouldy pork pie.


[To the tune of "Twelve Days of Christmas", with thanks to
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/stor...ws/news1.shtml
and others, so sue them for libel then!]


"Ode to the Prescott Fan Club: Presiding, and only member, Dr Drivel"

Tim S wrote:
Doctor Drivel wrote:

"Tim S" wrote in message
.. .


That leaves John free to eat all the
pies and pursue his other "hobbies".
If he wants to eat all the pies and shag that is his business and his
alone.

Go to him Drivel, go to him now, he needs your warm embrace more than ever.
If you search deep, deep within him, you may find...



Four shags a night,
Three different birds,
Two Jaguars,
And a half eaten mouldy pork pie.


Oh, and there I was thinking to were going to say 'his prostate gland'

;-)

The Natural Philosopher wrote:

Tim S wrote:
Doctor Drivel wrote:

"Tim S" wrote in message
.. .


That leaves John free to eat all the
pies and pursue his other "hobbies".
If he wants to eat all the pies and shag that is his business and his
alone.

Go to him Drivel, go to him now, he needs your warm embrace more than
ever. If you search deep, deep within him, you may find...



Four shags a night,
Three different birds,
Two Jaguars,
And a half eaten mouldy pork pie.


Oh, and there I was thinking to were going to say 'his prostate gland'

;-)



Ow, bad images...

hehe

On Fri, 05 May 2006 23:10:58 +0100, Tim S wrote:

Doctor Drivel wrote:


"Tim S" wrote in message
.. .


That leaves John free to eat all the
pies and pursue his other "hobbies".

If he wants to eat all the pies and shag that is his business and his
alone.

Go to him Drivel, go to him now

I think he's already gone.

--
Regards, Paul Herber, Sandrila Ltd. http://www.pherber.com/
Electronics for Visio http://www.electronics.sandrila.co.uk/

"Tim S" wrote in message
.. .
Doctor Drivel wrote:


"Tim S" wrote in message
.. .


That leaves John free to eat all the
pies and pursue his other "hobbies".

If he wants to eat all the pies and shag that is his business and his
alone.

Go to him Drivel, go to him now, he needs your warm embrace more than
ever.
If you search deep, deep within him, you may find...

I'm not into shagging men, fat or not.

In message ews.net,
Doctor Drivel writes

"Tim S" wrote in message
. ..
Doctor Drivel wrote:


"Tim S" wrote in message
.. .


That leaves John free to eat all the
pies and pursue his other "hobbies".

If he wants to eat all the pies and shag that is his business and his
alone.

Go to him Drivel, go to him now, he needs your warm embrace more than
ever.
If you search deep, deep within him, you may find...

I'm not into shagging men, fat or not.

And no woman would shag you

.... which is why you have to DIY


--
geoff

In article ews.net,
Doctor Drivel writes


"Tim S" wrote in message
. ..


That leaves John free to eat all the
pies and pursue his other "hobbies".

If he wants to eat all the pies and shag that is his business and his alone.

But the problem is he wants to do with public money and in public time.
--
Mr X

Tim S wrote:
Chris Bacon wrote:

Has "lost his department". Good. Will it affect the making of
any more stupid laws, I wonder.

That leaves John free to eat all the pies and pursue his other "hobbies".

Until they need to wheel him out for the Gateheads campaign come the general
election.

Rumour has it that when Tory is forced to resign, John will be moving
to the beanfest called the EU (aka: eat up.)

He has been in meetings most of the time since his removal from tea
break overseer. HP have decided to close UK production and increase
productionat its site in Holland. There are rumours that a well known
pork pie maker is also thinking of relocation.

Chris Bacon wrote:
Has "lost his department". Good. Will it affect the making of
any more stupid laws, I wonder.

He doesnt make the stupid laws its the stupid bloody Civil Servants
that cant see further than the ends of their arses.

Its plonkers like Prescott that signs them and puts them before
Parliament. If they work Prescott takes the credit. If they go 'tits
up' the Civil Servants get the blame.

And as Prescott was shagging the civil servant, the tits-ups and cock-ups
were literal, metaphorical and, now, hardly surprising. And the fat
******* gets to keep his salary........



"Bookworm" wrote in message
ups.com...
Chris Bacon wrote:
Has "lost his department". Good. Will it affect the making of
any more stupid laws, I wonder.

He doesnt make the stupid laws its the stupid bloody Civil Servants
that cant see further than the ends of their arses.

Its plonkers like Prescott that signs them and puts them before
Parliament. If they work Prescott takes the credit. If they go 'tits
up' the Civil Servants get the blame.

In article , Martin
writes

And as Prescott was shagging the civil servant, the tits-ups and cock-ups
were literal, metaphorical and, now, hardly surprising. And the fat
******* gets to keep his salary........

Good compensation for a 2" penis...
--
Mr X

On 5 May 2006 08:27:55 -0700 Bookworm wrote :
Its plonkers like Prescott that signs them and puts them before
Parliament. If they work Prescott takes the credit. If they go 'tits
up' the Civil Servants get the blame.

The same argument is rehearsed in today's Telegraph for hiring
management consultants.

--
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On Fri, 05 May 2006 17:34:58 +0100, Tony Bryer
wrote:

On 5 May 2006 08:27:55 -0700 Bookworm wrote :
Its plonkers like Prescott that signs them and puts them before
Parliament. If they work Prescott takes the credit. If they go 'tits
up' the Civil Servants get the blame.

The same argument is rehearsed in today's Telegraph for hiring
management consultants.


The scourge of society. Worse than politicians. No responsibility
for decisions either.


--

..andy