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Surveyors - don't you love them !
Got sight today of the full structural survey commissioned by my
buyers on my house. Cost them just over £1000 plus VAT and he was on site for 5.5 Hrs. Apparently our genuine Edwardian fire place surrounds are cast aluminium Apparently our 9" x 6" galvanised iron airbricks are also cast aluminium It seems our two fir trees planted in the 1950's are leylandii (they'd be twice as tall if they were !) Apparently the baltic pine spindles on the first stair run are non original and are a different pattern from the higher stair runs which I never got round to having dipped and stripped unlike the other (identical!) ones. Sadly it seems that the emulsion painted plywood plumbing inspection panel that has its grain showing is infact likely to be asbestos. However it is good to hear that the boiler flue is in excellent condition despite the fact that the top section joint has swiveled over at 45 degrees (trivial problem easily fixed but not seen by the blind surveyor) Oh and the boiler that was installed in 1986 is apparently quite new ! OK it's not my money, and he has (correctly as there isn't anything particularly to worry about) given the house a clean bill of health, but where do they get these people from !!!!! It really annoys me that the buyers have paid very significant money for a document full of factual errors and yet covered in the usual escape clauses regarding what he cannot see to the extent that it is a worthless piece of paper. AWEM |
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It really annoys me that the buyers have paid very significant money for a document full of factual errors and yet covered in the usual escape clauses regarding what he cannot see to the extent that it is a worthless piece of paper. Exactly the reason we are not having any report done on the late 17th century terraced house we are in the process of buying. :¬) -- http://gymratz.co.uk - Best Gym Equipment & Bodybuilding Supplements UK. http://trade-price-supplements.co.uk - TRADE PRICED SUPPLEMENTS for ALL! http://fitness-equipment-uk.com - UK's No.1 Fitness Equipment Suppliers. http://Water-Rower.co.uk - Worlds best prices on the Worlds best Rower. |
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Andrew Mawson wrote:
Got sight today of the full structural survey commissioned by my buyers on my house. Cost them just over £1000 plus VAT and he was on site for 5.5 Hrs. Apparently our genuine Edwardian fire place surrounds are cast aluminium Apparently our 9" x 6" galvanised iron airbricks are also cast aluminium It seems our two fir trees planted in the 1950's are leylandii (they'd be twice as tall if they were !) Apparently the baltic pine spindles on the first stair run are non original and are a different pattern from the higher stair runs which I never got round to having dipped and stripped unlike the other (identical!) ones. Sadly it seems that the emulsion painted plywood plumbing inspection panel that has its grain showing is infact likely to be asbestos. However it is good to hear that the boiler flue is in excellent condition despite the fact that the top section joint has swiveled over at 45 degrees (trivial problem easily fixed but not seen by the blind surveyor) Oh and the boiler that was installed in 1986 is apparently quite new ! OK it's not my money, and he has (correctly as there isn't anything particularly to worry about) given the house a clean bill of health, but where do they get these people from !!!!! It really annoys me that the buyers have paid very significant money for a document full of factual errors and yet covered in the usual escape clauses regarding what he cannot see to the extent that it is a worthless piece of paper. AWEM Great! now hows the Foundation,Damp,Dry rot, ect,ect? WTF has the stuff you mentioned got to do with the survey? -- Sir Benjamin Middlethwaite |
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Andrew Mawson wrote: It really annoys me that the buyers have paid very significant money for a document full of factual errors and yet covered in the usual escape clauses regarding what he cannot see to the extent that it is a worthless piece of paper. I have friends who paid for a "homebuyers" survey on a house they ended up buying. The report said there was mains gas conencted to the house. When they came to move in their gas cooker, there was nowhere to connect to. No gas pipes. When they asked Transco they confirmed the nearest gas pipe was 200m away. Complained to surveyor. He pointed to some caveat or other... upshot is the survey was wrong but there's nothing that our friends can do about it. I would never get a survey again, other than a valuation. (And then only for the benefit of the bank) Jon. |
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"Andrew Mawson" wrote in message news Got sight today of the full structural survey commissioned by my buyers on my house. Cost them just over £1000 plus VAT and he was on site for 5.5 Hrs. Apparently our genuine Edwardian fire place surrounds are cast aluminium Apparently our 9" x 6" galvanised iron airbricks are also cast aluminium It seems our two fir trees planted in the 1950's are leylandii (they'd be twice as tall if they were !) Apparently the baltic pine spindles on the first stair run are non original and are a different pattern from the higher stair runs which I never got round to having dipped and stripped unlike the other (identical!) ones. Sadly it seems that the emulsion painted plywood plumbing inspection panel that has its grain showing is infact likely to be asbestos. However it is good to hear that the boiler flue is in excellent condition despite the fact that the top section joint has swiveled over at 45 degrees (trivial problem easily fixed but not seen by the blind surveyor) Oh and the boiler that was installed in 1986 is apparently quite new ! OK it's not my money, and he has (correctly as there isn't anything particularly to worry about) given the house a clean bill of health, but where do they get these people from !!!!! It really annoys me that the buyers have paid very significant money for a document full of factual errors and yet covered in the usual escape clauses regarding what he cannot see to the extent that it is a worthless piece of paper. AWEM Just to put the opposite point of view, we have had excellent value from the survey of our Victorian House. I did shop around for a surveyor based on experience and he did a good job despite the usual caveats. It enabled us to reduce the price by many multiples of his fee, probably over 20. Good value. |
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Tournifreak wrote:
Andrew Mawson wrote: It really annoys me that the buyers have paid very significant money for a document full of factual errors and yet covered in the usual escape clauses regarding what he cannot see to the extent that it is a worthless piece of paper. I have friends who paid for a "homebuyers" survey on a house they ended up buying. The report said there was mains gas conencted to the house. When they came to move in their gas cooker, there was nowhere to connect to. No gas pipes. When they asked Transco they confirmed the nearest gas pipe was 200m away. Complained to surveyor. He pointed to some caveat or other... upshot is the survey was wrong but there's nothing that our friends can do about it. I would never get a survey again, other than a valuation. (And then only for the benefit of the bank) Jon. When did you last see a surveyor up a ladder, or lifting a drain cover? Bunch of parasites |
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"Andrew Mawson" wrote in message news Got sight today of the full structural survey commissioned by my buyers on my house. Cost them just over £1000 plus VAT and he was on site for 5.5 Hrs. I have a similar story. So many factual errors it was ludicrous. Ours is an extended 1911 'cottage'. On inspection the surveyor said he found damp around the downstairs loo. The report came back saying "instruct your builder to excavate around the toilet area to identify and remedy the source of the damp". It turned out that the loo had no overflow pipe fitted, so any overfill of the toilet was just running onto the floor (only a few drips, as it turned out). Had the surveyor turned his head 15 degrees and looked at the loo he would have seen it. It took me less than a minute to suss, but he was happy to 'instruct' us to get the builders in. Fixed with an 8 quid syphon including overflow. Now do you think the mortgage company will believe me or him??? I could go on, but I won't. It puts my blood pressure up just thinking about it. It really annoys me that the buyers have paid very significant money for a document full of factual errors and yet covered in the usual escape clauses regarding what he cannot see to the extent that it is a worthless piece of paper. That escape clause is just priceless isn't it? "Spend thousands of pounds, and if it turns out to be unecessary, it's not our fault". Gits. Regards, Glenn. |
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Ok - I'm going to be confrontational to the extent of saying of saying
that the construction sector is shot through with professional parasites. Surveyors, architects, strucural engineers - all will remove large chunks of cash, not do very much and not take responsibility for their actions. There's good and bad in every profession, but particularly where the people above work on domestic projects - I think taking the client for a ride is rife. It's much like the motor trade used to be (and sometimes still is). But now many service centres will give fixed prices, do the work promised, do it right - and stand by the warranty on their work. Those places aren't cheap but do what they claim. Then there's the family businesses that are also decent. But IME the same can't be generally said of building trade professionals - they play on FUD (fear/uncertainty/doubt) - respectable family businesses or partnerships are less common - I have a much higher level of satifaction with solicitors - expensive but at least they completed the requested work correctly and on time. |
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Ok - a couple of caveats on what I said above - structural engineers do
have to get it right - though their solution may be sub-optimal, overpriced or ill-considered to the point of chaotic - but it does have to stay up. I'd also add that the people that "do" in the building trade have in my experince a higher degree of competance - the ones that have to "make it work" tend to be much more down to earth/pragmatic/realistic (and better value for money) in their solutions and recommendations through hard-won experience. |
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Hzatph wrote:
Just to put the opposite point of view, we have had excellent value from the survey of our Victorian House. I did shop around for a surveyor based on experience and he did a good job despite the usual caveats. It enabled us to reduce the price by many multiples of his fee, probably over 20. Good value. No, you are simply believing the ludicrous marketing touted by surveyors and their ilk, and convincing yourself that it was money well spent. If the vendor were willing to accept £xxx off the asking price, they would have accepted this regardless of the survey. If they were not, no survey results in the world would make a difference. -- Grunff |
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Andrew Mawson wrote:
Got sight today of the full structural survey commissioned by my buyers on my house. Cost them just over £1000 plus VAT and he was on site for 5.5 Hrs. Apparently our genuine Edwardian fire place surrounds are cast aluminium Apparently our 9" x 6" galvanised iron airbricks are also cast aluminium It seems our two fir trees planted in the 1950's are leylandii (they'd be twice as tall if they were !) Apparently the baltic pine spindles on the first stair run are non original and are a different pattern from the higher stair runs which I never got round to having dipped and stripped unlike the other (identical!) ones. Sadly it seems that the emulsion painted plywood plumbing inspection panel that has its grain showing is infact likely to be asbestos. However it is good to hear that the boiler flue is in excellent condition despite the fact that the top section joint has swiveled over at 45 degrees (trivial problem easily fixed but not seen by the blind surveyor) Oh and the boiler that was installed in 1986 is apparently quite new ! OK it's not my money, and he has (correctly as there isn't anything particularly to worry about) given the house a clean bill of health, but where do they get these people from !!!!! It really annoys me that the buyers have paid very significant money for a document full of factual errors and yet covered in the usual escape clauses regarding what he cannot see to the extent that it is a worthless piece of paper. AWEM Reminds me of buying my first vehicle in 1969...wanted a bedford van or 'people carrier' conversion..went to see one..nice bench seats and windows in the back..but it looked a bit tatty.and was a bit under market value...my 'glasses guide' or whatever said 'the 1962 model introduced screwed rather than welded rear seats'...and I glanced down, and by golly they were welded 'what year is this one mate?' '1966 mate came the cheery reply...'low mileage' :-) |
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from Stuart Noble contains these words: When did you last see a surveyor up a ladder, or lifting a drain cover? Bunch of parasites Ours reckoned that the DPC was bridged somewhere, but wasn't clear as to where. It wasn't. He also reckoned that the roof was missing an important diagonal timber. Since the roof's held up by concrete walls at each end about 5.5m apart I reckon I'd have other problems on my plate if the roof started to go slanty. He missed the rot in one of the windowframes. -- Skipweasel Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain. |
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"Andrew Mawson" wrote in message news Got sight today of the full structural survey commissioned by my buyers on my house. Cost them just over £1000 plus VAT and he was on site for 5.5 Hrs. Apparently our genuine Edwardian fire place surrounds are cast aluminium Apparently our 9" x 6" galvanised iron airbricks are also cast aluminium Apparently our house is next to a school, except it was turned into offices five years ago and the house was built onthe old playing fields. I suspect that surveyor never actually came to the house and looked at an old map. |
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Failing to identify a 14 year old boiler as such - if he didn't know he
should say so. 20 year old boiler.... installed in 1986. |
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"Stuart Noble" wrote in message ... When did you last see a surveyor up a ladder, or lifting a drain cover? Bunch of parasites June 2005 - I saw one lift a manhole/inspection chamber cover (sewers from two houses joining on the shared drive) bend over to look in and his mobile phone promptly slid out of his shirt pocket. It was such a shame he hadn't got any protective clothing to cover his suit as he climbed in to recover his phone. Peter K |
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Owain wrote:
Conservation officers... Oh yes, they really are bottom-feeders. -- Grunff |
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Gordon Hudson wrote:
"Andrew Mawson" wrote in message news Got sight today of the full structural survey commissioned by my buyers on my house. Cost them just over £1000 plus VAT and he was on site for 5.5 Hrs. Apparently our genuine Edwardian fire place surrounds are cast aluminium Apparently our 9" x 6" galvanised iron airbricks are also cast aluminium Apparently our house is next to a school, except it was turned into offices five years ago and the house was built onthe old playing fields. I suspect that surveyor never actually came to the house and looked at an old map. My Parents house, the surveyor said the chimney was in need of repair. Only when they moved in and looked for it, did they realise, there was no chimney in the house. If they advertised as psychics and did things like this, they would be arrested and charged with fraud. |
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from "Alan" contains these words: 20 year old boiler.... installed in 1986. You mean it was already twenty years old when it was installed in 1986? -- Skipweasel Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain. |
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Gordon Hudson wrote:
"Andrew Mawson" wrote in message news Got sight today of the full structural survey commissioned by my buyers on my house. Cost them just over £1000 plus VAT and he was on site for 5.5 Hrs. Apparently our genuine Edwardian fire place surrounds are cast aluminium Apparently our 9" x 6" galvanised iron airbricks are also cast aluminium Apparently our house is next to a school, except it was turned into offices five years ago and the house was built onthe old playing fields. I suspect that surveyor never actually came to the house and looked at an old map. As I've mentioned before on this NG (cf. postings about damp meters) the poor buyer who had our last house surveyed probably payed out £250+VAT (the going rate) for an 8-minute survey. Thats £1875 per hour folks ! I know because I was in at the time. Zoinks. |
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Grunff wrote:
Owain wrote: Conservation officers... Oh yes, they really are bottom-feeders. But whose bottom? |
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Andrew Mawson wrote:
Got sight today of the full structural survey commissioned by my buyers on my house. Cost them just over £1000 plus VAT and he was on site for 5.5 Hrs I've had 3 surveyors ask if we have planning permission for the kitchen extension. We don't have one. Every single house on our estate has a kitchen which is part single story - the house were all built that way in 1954. When this is pointed out - and you can see several others from the garden - they agree. When the report arrives it still asks about planning permission. In one ear.... -- Dave The Medway Handyman www.medwayhandyman.co.uk 01634 717930 07850 597257 |
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Grunff wrote:
Hzatph wrote: Just to put the opposite point of view, we have had excellent value from the survey of our Victorian House. I did shop around for a surveyor based on experience and he did a good job despite the usual caveats. It enabled us to reduce the price by many multiples of his fee, probably over 20. Good value. No, you are simply believing the ludicrous marketing touted by surveyors and their ilk, and convincing yourself that it was money well spent. If the vendor were willing to accept £xxx off the asking price, they would have accepted this regardless of the survey. If they were not, no survey results in the world would make a difference. Well, yes and no... if a vendor is faced with a buyer who says 'Sorry, I'm having to drop my asking price by X grand because this itemised list of repairs needs doing, which I was unaware of when I made my offer', the vendor is more likely to agree to it than when faced with a buyer who says 'I'm reducing my original offer by X grand, just because I feel like it'. The survey report can provide ammunition for the buyer, and the vendor may well feel obliged to take the hit, particularly if they feel that if the sale falls through, the same problem may occur with a future buyer in 6 weeks' time. Not that I'm in any way a surveyor fan, mind you! David |
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Dave Plowman (News) wrote:
In article .com, wrote: Ok - I'm going to be confrontational to the extent of saying of saying that the construction sector is shot through with professional parasites. Surveyors, architects, strucural engineers - all will remove large chunks of cash, not do very much and not take responsibility for their actions. I've not used a surveyor, but have used both architect and structural engineer. The architect was excellent and found the builders needed for the work involved. He attended regularly and help sort out the inevitable problems and liaise with the BCO, etc. Structural engineer did exactly what was needed of him. I also have no problem with structural engineers but I'm definitely with the OP on architects! Have had dealings with two of them; the first one 'helped' with finding a builder, who subsequently ran out of money when building our extension; and my subsequent enquiries around town left me in no doubt that backhanders had been involved in the builder originally securing the work. The second architect, who I used some years later, I am similarly convinced had an extremely unhealthy relationship with the local Planning Department - too long a story to go into here. Suffice it to say that in neither instance did I have any proof of my suspicions, but I now regard these buggers as the lowest of the low. David |
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On Tue, 25 Apr 2006 01:54:19 +0100, Andrew Mawson wrote:
It really annoys me that the buyers have paid very significant money for a document full of factual errors and yet covered in the usual escape clauses regarding what he cannot see to the extent that it is a worthless piece of paper. Oh thats okay, mine had pictures in the back of the problems, some of the pictures were not my house, and quite how plastic soffit and fascia boards get slightly rotten is beyond me. Steve |
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"Lobster" wrote in message ... Grunff wrote: Hzatph wrote: Just to put the opposite point of view, we have had excellent value from the survey of our Victorian House. I did shop around for a surveyor based on experience and he did a good job despite the usual caveats. It enabled us to reduce the price by many multiples of his fee, probably over 20. Good value. No, you are simply believing the ludicrous marketing touted by surveyors and their ilk, and convincing yourself that it was money well spent. If the vendor were willing to accept £xxx off the asking price, they would have accepted this regardless of the survey. If they were not, no survey results in the world would make a difference. Well, yes and no... if a vendor is faced with a buyer who says 'Sorry, I'm having to drop my asking price by X grand because this itemised list of repairs needs doing, which I was unaware of when I made my offer', the vendor is more likely to agree to it than when faced with a buyer who says 'I'm reducing my original offer by X grand, just because I feel like it'. The survey report can provide ammunition for the buyer, and the vendor may well feel obliged to take the hit, particularly if they feel that if the sale falls through, the same problem may occur with a future buyer in 6 weeks' time. Not that I'm in any way a surveyor fan, mind you! David Lobster is dead right. We saved a lot of money this way but the only way we could do so was by evidencing the outcomes of the survey to detail the work that had to be done. There is no question that our final offer would not have been accepted without the survey report. For our property it was a good investment which paid handsome dividends. By the way we were careful to employ a different surveyor from the one who did the mortgage valuation so our lender did not see the full survey report. |
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Zoinks wrote:
As I've mentioned before on this NG (cf. postings about damp meters) the poor buyer who had our last house surveyed probably payed out £250+VAT (the going rate) for an 8-minute survey. Thats £1875 per hour folks ! I know because I was in at the time. That's nothing... As it happens I'm in the process of selling a property. We originally accepted an offer about a month ago, surveyor came round and did his stuff, but a while later the buyer pulled out. We've now accepted a second (better! hah!) offer, and the estate agent rang me today to tell me the new buyer's survey's just been done. Only it hasn't. As it happened, the new lender appointed the same surveyor as before, who I gather from our estate agent simply collected the keys, walked round the block and returned them, without even visiting the property. Nice work if you can get it, eh? David |
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In message , Googlebot
writes Gordon Hudson wrote: "Andrew Mawson" wrote in message news Got sight today of the full structural survey commissioned by my buyers on my house. Cost them just over £1000 plus VAT and he was on site for 5.5 Hrs. Apparently our genuine Edwardian fire place surrounds are cast aluminium Apparently our 9" x 6" galvanised iron airbricks are also cast aluminium Apparently our house is next to a school, except it was turned into offices five years ago and the house was built onthe old playing fields. I suspect that surveyor never actually came to the house and looked at an old map. My Parents house, the surveyor said the chimney was in need of repair. Only when they moved in and looked for it, did they realise, there was no chimney in the house. If they advertised as psychics and did things like this, they would be arrested and charged with fraud. No they wouldnt... they would get their own TV show g -- Richard Faulkner |
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On Tue, 25 Apr 2006 13:34:00 GMT, Googlebot wrote:
My Parents house, the surveyor said the chimney was in need of repair. Only when they moved in and looked for it, did they realise, there was no chimney in the house. The survey on my brother's house said the chimney breast had been removed in the living room and there was no visible evidence of support for the remainder of it. Elsewhere in the same report, it also mentioned the presence of a back boiler in this apparently non-existent chimney. -- Chris Cowley |
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On Tue, 25 Apr 2006 13:03:31 +0100, a particular chimpanzee named
"PeterK" randomly hit the keyboard and produced: June 2005 - I saw one lift a manhole/inspection chamber cover (sewers from two houses joining on the shared drive) bend over to look in and his mobile phone promptly slid out of his shirt pocket. It was such a shame he hadn't got any protective clothing to cover his suit as he climbed in to recover his phone. D'oh! Been there, done that! Although mine went straight down the sewer. It happened totally accidently just after I'd asked my boss for an upgrade. -- Hugo Nebula "If no-one on the internet wants a piece of this, just how far from the pack have you strayed?" |
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