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Metalworking (rec.crafts.metalworking) Discuss various aspects of working with metal, such as machining, welding, metal joining, screwing, casting, hardening/tempering, blacksmithing/forging, spinning and hammer work, sheet metal work. |
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In article .com, "Klassixx" wrote:
Hi I lost the use of my anus in a freak yachting accident. I wish to fashion a replacement one out of metal, so this never happens again. Which metal has the required strength and durability? Stupidium ... which you seem to have in abundance Bruce ------------------------------------- The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it. - George Bernard Shaw Cynic, n: a blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. - Ambrose Bierce Caution ===== followups may have been changed to relevant groups (if there were any) |
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Which metal?
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I lost the use of my anus in a freak yachting accident. I wish to fashion a replacement one out of metal, so this never happens again. Which metal has the required strength and durability? |
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" I lost the use of my anus in a freak yachting accident. How then was your head spared? |
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Klassixx wrote: Hi I lost the use of my anus in a freak yachting accident. I wish to fashion a replacement one out of metal, so this never happens again. Which metal has the required strength and durability? Are you referring to your "rudder"? Provide some more details (size, make and model, fiberglass or wood hull, ...). Atty (Time to step the mast, mates :-) |
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NokNokMan wrote:
" I lost the use of my anus in a freak yachting accident. How then was your head spared? His colon softened the blow? |
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On 1 Jun 2005 16:30:31 -0700, "Klassixx" wrote:
Hi I lost the use of my anus in a freak yachting accident. I wish to fashion a replacement one out of metal, so this never happens again. Which metal has the required strength and durability? You don't want metal, my friend. What you need is a hamhock bushing. Press fit it in the opening. Just the thing for those tired a??holes Paul K. Dickman |
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Klassixx wrote: Hi I lost the use of my anus in a freak yachting accident. I wish to fashion a replacement one out of metal, so this never happens again. Which metal has the required strength and durability? Freak yachting accident? Or were you careless with the vacuum cleaner again http://groups-beta.google.com/group/...78e47fb9a9817e |
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"Klassixx"
Hi I lost the use of my anus in a freak yachting accident. ------- There do be a classic workman's compensation case... where in some poor soul was seated on da throne in a compression chamber when some one on the outside open valve.... his guts being on the high pressure were sucked out into the bowl! They had to lock a surgeon into the chamber and operate on him in situ - it would have taken too long to decompress him. And by-the-by .... next time in the library look up - Galambos, John T., and Hersh, Theodore ATLAS OF THERAPEUTIC PROCTOLOGY -- donlad j haarmann ------------------------------ Eventually we eliminated all flaws, using the method of proof by exhaustion - anyone, including us, who tired to analyse the model would get exhausted before they understood it well enough to find the flaws. Frank Wilczek Nature 428, 261 (2004) On Savas Dimopoulos and his work on supersymmetry. |
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Why not make it a whistle while you're at it? Impress your
friends, annoy your wife... |
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I have seen a photo of a large guy with ruptured ass with lots of
bloody guts hanging out in between his thighs (a hernia during weightlifting attempt) - these are kinds of pictures you do not want to know about. Yes, they saved the guy. A workman compensation case that actualy that happened at our uni: A dumb student (prospective highschool chemistry teacher!) flushed some sodium metal waste left from solvent drying down the WC. It started burning vigorously so student flushed. One floor below a physical chemistry lecturer was reading newspaper while taking poo-poo. His compensation form was about treating his posterior lacerations caused by exploding toilette. |
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Idunno, platinum (or probably any other PGM) could be very interesting. I
mean, it catalyzes the reaction of hydrogen with oxygen, no? ;-) Tim -- "California is the breakfast state: fruits, nuts and flakes." Website: http://webpages.charter.net/dawill/tmoranwms "Klassixx" wrote in message oups.com... Hi I lost the use of my anus in a freak yachting accident. I wish to fashion a replacement one out of metal, so this never happens again. Which metal has the required strength and durability? |
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On 1 Jun 2005 21:08:32 -0700, "muha" wrote:
I have seen a photo of a large guy with ruptured ass with lots of bloody guts hanging out in between his thighs (a hernia during weightlifting attempt) - these are kinds of pictures you do not want to know about. Yes, they saved the guy. A workman compensation case that actualy that happened at our uni: A dumb student (prospective highschool chemistry teacher!) flushed some sodium metal waste left from solvent drying down the WC. It started burning vigorously so student flushed. One floor below a physical chemistry lecturer was reading newspaper while taking poo-poo. His compensation form was about treating his posterior lacerations caused by exploding toilette. A person close to me dumped about half a pound of calcium carbide down the 2nd floor boys room terlit and flushed it. Then..about 5 minutes later..flushed down a cherry bomb with a very long fuse. They were flipping manhole covers back over for several blocks around for half the day. No one was hurt, but all the ceilings above sinks and terlets had to be repainted. Which reminds me of one of the funniest things Id ever seen. I was about 13 and Hall Monitor. Rough job that one..making sure the kids had passes for office visits, toilet visits and so forth. The school had this tank/gun arraingement that blew a large blast of compressed air down a toilet to clear a blockage. It had a hand pump that made a sound that was quite recognizable. The boys and girls restrooms were back to back with a utility closet/pipe room between them Mr Johansen came wandering down the hall carrying this beast and entered the boys room. One of the "upper crust" cheer leader girls entered the girls bath room. A total little bitch IRRC. Sounds of the blaster being pumped..kathunkathunkathunkathunk for several minutes followed by a long pause....then KAWOOOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! as he fired it down a plugged toilet. Instantly there was a loud blood curdling scream and the chippie stumbles out of the girls bathroom, wearing only half her cheerleaders costume..the upper half..soaking wet, hair now dripping and bedraggled, ..bare assed and trailing a knicker wrapped around one foot, making a screaming mad dash down the hallway, disappering down the stairs. Mr. Johanson stuck his head out the door..looked both ways..saw the dripping wet footprints leading down the hallway and the disappearing bare ass..looked at me, cracked a grin...and in his nearly unintelligble scandinavian accent, mumbled something about it being plugged up really good but clear now. Then he trotted off down the hall in the opposite direction, whistling. When the princible and other staff members showed up shortley thereafter..I was laughing so hard my sides hurt and I was in tears.....neither Mr. Johanson or I ever copped to the cause and it remained a great mystery for the rest of the school year. Gunner "Pax Americana is a philosophy. Hardly an empire. Making sure other people play nice and dont kill each other (and us) off in job lots is hardly empire building, particularly when you give them self determination under "play nice" rules. Think of it as having your older brother knock the **** out of you for torturing the cat." Gunner |
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