On 1 Jun 2005 16:30:31 -0700, "Klassixx" wrote:

Hi

I lost the use of my anus in a freak yachting accident.

I wish to fashion a replacement one out of metal, so this never happens
again.

Which metal has the required strength and durability?


You don't want metal, my friend.
What you need is a hamhock bushing.

Press fit it in the opening.

Just the thing for those tired a??holes

Paul K. Dickman