In article .com, "Klassixx" wrote:
Hi

I lost the use of my anus in a freak yachting accident.

I wish to fashion a replacement one out of metal, so this never happens
again.

Which metal has the required strength and durability?

Stupidium ... which you seem to have in abundance



Bruce


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The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
- George Bernard Shaw
Cynic, n: a blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be.
- Ambrose Bierce

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