wrote:

Klassixx wrote:

Hi

I lost the use of my anus in a freak yachting accident.

I wish to fashion a replacement one out of metal, so this never happens
again.

Which metal has the required strength and durability?


Freak yachting accident? Or were you careless with the vacuum cleaner
again

http://groups-beta.google.com/group/...78e47fb9a9817e

No, he sat on the model yacht he was playing with in the bath :-).

Chris