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On 04/11/2017 16:20, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
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It's just a knee.* It's not like you stuck your hand down her knickers
and inserted some digits.* People need to get a grip.

You mean like Trump?

Has he been caught doing something kinky?

Only if you think that grabbing ladies by the fanny is kinky. To some,
it might be normal behaviour.


I take it by "fanny" you mean buttocks.* In the UK, a fanny is a
pussy/****/front bottom.

And yes it's normal behaviour, pinching the butt is just showing
affection.* If a woman pinched my butt I'd pinch hers back, ask her out,
accept the compliment, or say sorry I'm taken etc.

Trump said "pussy".

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On 04/11/2017 16:33, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sat, 04 Nov 2017 16:26:09 -0000, Bod wrote:

On 04/11/2017 16:20, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sat, 04 Nov 2017 16:12:42 -0000, Ian Jackson
wrote:

In message , James Wilkinson Sword
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On Sat, 04 Nov 2017 15:54:47 -0000, Ian Jackson
wrote:

In message , James Wilkinson Sword
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It's just a knee.* It's not like you stuck your hand down her
knickers
and inserted some digits.* People need to get a grip.

You mean like Trump?

Has he been caught doing something kinky?

Only if you think that grabbing ladies by the fanny is kinky. To some,
it might be normal behaviour.

I take it by "fanny" you mean buttocks.* In the UK, a fanny is a
pussy/****/front bottom.

And yes it's normal behaviour, pinching the butt is just showing
affection.* If a woman pinched my butt I'd pinch hers back, ask her out,
accept the compliment, or say sorry I'm taken etc.

Trump said "pussy".


If a woman (stranger) squeezed your cock would you get upset about it?
Or just take the compliment?

If a stranger grabbed a womans pussy without permission, he deserves a a
good hiding. If someone did that to my missus, I would definitely break
his nose, without question.
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James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sat, 04 Nov 2017 16:26:09 -0000, Bod wrote:

On 04/11/2017 16:20, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sat, 04 Nov 2017 16:12:42 -0000, Ian Jackson
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It's just a knee. It's not like you stuck your hand down her
knickers and inserted some digits. People need to get a grip.

You mean like Trump?

Has he been caught doing something kinky?

Only if you think that grabbing ladies by the fanny is kinky. To
some, it might be normal behaviour.

I take it by "fanny" you mean buttocks. In the UK, a fanny is a
pussy/****/front bottom.

And yes it's normal behaviour, pinching the butt is just showing
affection. If a woman pinched my butt I'd pinch hers back, ask her
out, accept the compliment, or say sorry I'm taken etc.

Trump said "pussy".


If a woman (stranger) squeezed your cock would you get upset about
it? Or just take the compliment?


I would be very annoyed about some slag doing that to me. You would take it
as a compliment and cum in your pants.


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On 04/11/2017 16:33, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

If a woman (stranger) squeezed your cock would you get upset about it?
Or just take the compliment?


I had this happen to me once in the 1980's.

I was waiting in a bus queue and a young woman came up to me and
squeezed the front of my trousers and made a comment that I had a big
cock. I just looked on bemusedly. After this young woman left a middle
aged woman behind me in the bus queue told me that I had behaved
disgracefully. Which I think really shows there reality of this supposed
equality.
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On 04/11/2017 20:53, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sat, 04 Nov 2017 20:08:10 -0000, Nick wrote:

On 04/11/2017 16:33, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

If a woman (stranger) squeezed your cock would you get upset about it?
Or just take the compliment?


I had this happen to me once in the 1980's.

I was waiting in a bus queue and a young woman came up to me and
squeezed the front of my trousers and made a comment that I had a big
cock. I just looked on bemusedly.


I would have said "thanks".** Or if I found her attractive and was
single, I would have asked her out.


I was surprised. It happened very quickly. I later learnt that the woman
who did it was known in the area for that type of behaviour.

After this young woman left a middle
aged* woman behind me in the bus queue told me that I had behaved
disgracefully. Which I think really shows there reality of this supposed
equality.


How can someone have thought you behaved disgracefully?** You didn't do
anything.


Who knows how the female brain works. I was a man, so I was in charge
and hence I should have stopped it?

I found the middle aged woman blaming me far more unpleasant than being
groped. But no one cares about me ;o)



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James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
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On 04/11/2017 16:20, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sat, 04 Nov 2017 16:12:42 -0000, Ian Jackson
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In message , James Wilkinson Sword
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On Sat, 04 Nov 2017 15:54:47 -0000, Ian Jackson
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In message , James Wilkinson Sword
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It's just a knee. It's not like you stuck your hand down her
knickers and inserted some digits. People need to get a grip.

You mean like Trump?

Has he been caught doing something kinky?

Only if you think that grabbing ladies by the fanny is kinky. To
some, it might be normal behaviour.

I take it by "fanny" you mean buttocks. In the UK, a fanny is a
pussy/****/front bottom.

And yes it's normal behaviour, pinching the butt is just showing
affection. If a woman pinched my butt I'd pinch hers back, ask
her out, accept the compliment, or say sorry I'm taken etc.

Trump said "pussy".

If a woman (stranger) squeezed your cock would you get upset about
it? Or just take the compliment?


I would be very annoyed about some slag doing that to me. You would
take it as a compliment and cum in your pants.


If it was a slag, I'd still accept that I had been found attractive. Of
course I'm under no obligation to continue it to her bed.


So, you would like to think that some slag found you attractive then? You
really do need to get out more. You really DO!
After you had paid her, best you use her bed. Even a slag would not have
used your cat ****ed stained stinking lonely single bed.


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On 11/4/2017 4:08 PM, Nick wrote:
On 04/11/2017 16:33, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

If a woman (stranger) squeezed your cock would you get upset about it?
Or just take the compliment?


I had this happen to me once in the 1980's.

I was waiting in a bus queue and a young woman came up to me and
squeezed the front of my trousers and made a comment that I had a big
cock. I just looked on bemusedly. After this young woman left a middle
aged* woman behind me in the bus queue told me that I had behaved
disgracefully. Which I think really shows there reality of this supposed
equality.


But was she truthful?
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On 11/4/2017 10:33 AM, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sat, 04 Nov 2017 16:26:09 -0000, Bod wrote:

On 04/11/2017 16:20, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:
On Sat, 04 Nov 2017 16:12:42 -0000, Ian Jackson
wrote:

In message , James Wilkinson Sword
writes
On Sat, 04 Nov 2017 15:54:47 -0000, Ian Jackson
wrote:

In message , James Wilkinson Sword
writes




It's just a knee. It's not like you stuck your hand down her
knickers
and inserted some digits. People need to get a grip.

You mean like Trump?

Has he been caught doing something kinky?

Only if you think that grabbing ladies by the fanny is kinky. To some,
it might be normal behaviour.

I take it by "fanny" you mean buttocks. In the UK, a fanny is a
pussy/****/front bottom.

And yes it's normal behaviour, pinching the butt is just showing
affection. If a woman pinched my butt I'd pinch hers back, ask her out,
accept the compliment, or say sorry I'm taken etc.

Trump said "pussy".


If a woman (stranger) squeezed your cock would you get upset about it?
Or just take the compliment?



If the woman was Hillary Clinton or Feinstein you're damn right I'd be
upset.
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On 05/11/2017 00:50, Ed Pawlowski wrote:
On 11/4/2017 4:08 PM, Nick wrote:
On 04/11/2017 16:33, James Wilkinson Sword wrote:

If a woman (stranger) squeezed your cock would you get upset about
it? Or just take the compliment?


I had this happen to me once in the 1980's.

I was waiting in a bus queue and a young woman came up to me and
squeezed the front of my trousers and made a comment that I had a big
cock. I just looked on bemusedly. After this young woman left a middle
aged* woman behind me in the bus queue told me that I had behaved
disgracefully. Which I think really shows there reality of this
supposed equality.


But was she truthful?


You might very well think that, I could not possibly comment.
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