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On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 11:44:06 -0800, LO AND BEHOLD; ""Checkmate, DoW #1"
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On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 06:52:36 -0800, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke"
wrote:
THE LAST FEW DROPS GO IN YOUR PANTS. Discuss...........

You just don't employ the correct technique, Mr. Colonel. What you have
to do is when your urine stream stops and just turns into a drop or two
then just reach down under your scrotum and press a few times between
your scrotum and your asshole. This action causes those troublesome
last few drops to be expelled. Just be careful, if you're a Muslim to
use your LEFT hand. Touching your asshole with your right hand, if you
are a Muslim is a grave offense to Allah.


If I was ever inclined to shake hands with a filthy muslim, you can bet
I'd give him a dirty Sanchez.


but isn't that a fate bestowed on everybody whose hand you shake, tho?

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"If I have a complaint about the (Southern Poverty) Law Center's description (of the alt-right movement), it is the phrase "heavy use of social media," which implies the alt-right is a real-world movement which uses a lot of social media. This is backwards: it is an online movement which occasionally appears in the real world. Where it gets punched." - Jason Rhode

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"I think we should destroy every last ****ing mosque in America." - "Checkmate, DoW #1" proves for us that white males are violent in Message-ID:

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Golden Killfile, June 2005
KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
AUK Mascot, September 2007
Putting the Awards Out of Order to Screw With the OCD ****heads, March 2016

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On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 13:40:01 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "" %"
" determined that the following was of great
importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
:

Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 11:44:06 -0800, LO AND BEHOLD; ""Checkmate, DoW #1"
" determined that the following was of great
importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
:
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate! In article ,
says...
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 06:52:36 -0800, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke"
wrote:
THE LAST FEW DROPS GO IN YOUR PANTS. Discuss...........
You just don't employ the correct technique, Mr. Colonel. What you have
to do is when your urine stream stops and just turns into a drop or two
then just reach down under your scrotum and press a few times between
your scrotum and your asshole. This action causes those troublesome
last few drops to be expelled. Just be careful, if you're a Muslim to
use your LEFT hand. Touching your asshole with your right hand, if you
are a Muslim is a grave offense to Allah.
If I was ever inclined to shake hands with a filthy muslim, you can bet
I'd give him a dirty Sanchez.

but isn't that a fate bestowed on everybody whose hand you shake, tho?


do you have a hand shaking obsession


do you have parkinson's?

--
THIS SPACE FOR RENT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB6B8jGSdLA

-

"If I have a complaint about the (Southern Poverty) Law Center's description (of the alt-right movement), it is the phrase "heavy use of social media," which implies the alt-right is a real-world movement which uses a lot of social media. This is backwards: it is an online movement which occasionally appears in the real world. Where it gets punched." - Jason Rhode

-

"I think we should destroy every last ****ing mosque in America." - "Checkmate, DoW #1" proves for us that white males are violent in Message-ID:

-

Golden Killfile, June 2005
KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
AUK Mascot, September 2007
Putting the Awards Out of Order to Screw With the OCD ****heads, March 2016

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On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 13:40:01 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "" %"
" determined that the following was of great
importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
:

Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 11:44:06 -0800, LO AND BEHOLD; ""Checkmate, DoW #1"
" determined that the following was of great
importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
:
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate! In article ,
says...
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 06:52:36 -0800, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke"
wrote:
THE LAST FEW DROPS GO IN YOUR PANTS. Discuss...........
You just don't employ the correct technique, Mr. Colonel. What you have
to do is when your urine stream stops and just turns into a drop or two
then just reach down under your scrotum and press a few times between
your scrotum and your asshole. This action causes those troublesome
last few drops to be expelled. Just be careful, if you're a Muslim to
use your LEFT hand. Touching your asshole with your right hand, if you
are a Muslim is a grave offense to Allah.
If I was ever inclined to shake hands with a filthy muslim, you can bet
I'd give him a dirty Sanchez.

but isn't that a fate bestowed on everybody whose hand you shake, tho?


do you have a hand shaking obsession


do you have parkinson's?

--
THIS SPACE FOR RENT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB6B8jGSdLA

-

"If I have a complaint about the (Southern Poverty) Law Center's description (of the alt-right movement), it is the phrase "heavy use of social media," which implies the alt-right is a real-world movement which uses a lot of social media. This is backwards: it is an online movement which occasionally appears in the real world. Where it gets punched." - Jason Rhode

-

"I think we should destroy every last ****ing mosque in America." - "Checkmate, DoW #1" proves for us that white males are violent in Message-ID:

-

Golden Killfile, June 2005
KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
AUK Mascot, September 2007
Putting the Awards Out of Order to Screw With the OCD ****heads, March 2016



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Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 13:40:01 -0700, LO AND
BEHOLD; "" %"
" determined that the
following was of great
importance and subsequently decided to freely
share it with us in
:

Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 11:44:06 -0800, LO AND
BEHOLD; ""Checkmate, DoW
#1" " determined that
the following was of
great importance and subsequently decided to
freely share it with
us in
:
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety
goggles when reading
posts by Checkmate! In article
,
says...
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 06:52:36 -0800, "Colonel
Edmund J. Burke"
wrote:
THE LAST FEW DROPS GO IN YOUR PANTS.
Discuss...........
You just don't employ the correct technique,
Mr. Colonel. What
you have to do is when your urine stream
stops and just turns
into a drop or two then just reach down
under your scrotum and
press a few times between your scrotum and
your asshole. This
action causes those troublesome last few
drops to be expelled.
Just be careful, if you're a Muslim to use
your LEFT hand.
Touching your asshole with your right hand,
if you are a Muslim
is a grave offense to Allah.
If I was ever inclined to shake hands with a
filthy muslim, you
can bet I'd give him a dirty Sanchez.
but isn't that a fate bestowed on everybody
whose hand you shake,
tho?


do you have a hand shaking obsession


do you have parkinson's?


i`ll answer you after you answer me

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Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 13:40:01 -0700, LO AND
BEHOLD; "" %"
" determined that the
following was of great
importance and subsequently decided to freely
share it with us in
:

Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 11:44:06 -0800, LO AND
BEHOLD; ""Checkmate, DoW
#1" " determined that
the following was of
great importance and subsequently decided to
freely share it with
us in
:
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety
goggles when reading
posts by Checkmate! In article
,
says...
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 06:52:36 -0800, "Colonel
Edmund J. Burke"
wrote:
THE LAST FEW DROPS GO IN YOUR PANTS.
Discuss...........
You just don't employ the correct technique,
Mr. Colonel. What
you have to do is when your urine stream
stops and just turns
into a drop or two then just reach down
under your scrotum and
press a few times between your scrotum and
your asshole. This
action causes those troublesome last few
drops to be expelled.
Just be careful, if you're a Muslim to use
your LEFT hand.
Touching your asshole with your right hand,
if you are a Muslim
is a grave offense to Allah.
If I was ever inclined to shake hands with a
filthy muslim, you
can bet I'd give him a dirty Sanchez.
but isn't that a fate bestowed on everybody
whose hand you shake,
tho?


do you have a hand shaking obsession


do you have parkinson's?


i`ll answer you after you answer me

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Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 11:44:06 -0800, LO AND
BEHOLD; ""Checkmate, DoW
#1" " determined that
the following was of
great importance and subsequently decided to
freely share it with us
in
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Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety
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by Checkmate! In article
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On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 06:52:36 -0800, "Colonel
Edmund J. Burke"
wrote:
THE LAST FEW DROPS GO IN YOUR PANTS.
Discuss...........
You just don't employ the correct technique,
Mr. Colonel. What you
have to do is when your urine stream stops and
just turns into a
drop or two then just reach down under your
scrotum and press a few
times between your scrotum and your asshole.
This action causes
those troublesome last few drops to be
expelled. Just be careful,
if you're a Muslim to use your LEFT hand.
Touching your asshole
with your right hand, if you are a Muslim is a
grave offense to
Allah.

If I was ever inclined to shake hands with a
filthy muslim, you can
bet I'd give him a dirty Sanchez.


but isn't that a fate bestowed on everybody
whose hand you shake, tho?


do you have a hand shaking obsession


I'll bet Puppy Whistle would like to shake "other" things as well.

--
Checkmate

In loving memory of The Battle Kitten
May 2010-February 12, 2017


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Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 11:44:06 -0800, LO AND
BEHOLD; ""Checkmate, DoW
#1" " determined that
the following was of
great importance and subsequently decided to
freely share it with us
in
:

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety
goggles when reading posts
by Checkmate! In article
,
says...


On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 06:52:36 -0800, "Colonel
Edmund J. Burke"
wrote:
THE LAST FEW DROPS GO IN YOUR PANTS.
Discuss...........
You just don't employ the correct technique,
Mr. Colonel. What you
have to do is when your urine stream stops and
just turns into a
drop or two then just reach down under your
scrotum and press a few
times between your scrotum and your asshole.
This action causes
those troublesome last few drops to be
expelled. Just be careful,
if you're a Muslim to use your LEFT hand.
Touching your asshole
with your right hand, if you are a Muslim is a
grave offense to
Allah.

If I was ever inclined to shake hands with a
filthy muslim, you can
bet I'd give him a dirty Sanchez.


but isn't that a fate bestowed on everybody
whose hand you shake, tho?


do you have a hand shaking obsession


I'll bet Puppy Whistle would like to shake "other" things as well.

--
Checkmate

In loving memory of The Battle Kitten
May 2010-February 12, 2017


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Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 13:40:01 -0700, LO AND
BEHOLD; "" %"
" determined that the
following was of great
importance and subsequently decided to freely
share it with us in
:

Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 11:44:06 -0800, LO AND
BEHOLD; ""Checkmate, DoW
#1" " determined that
the following was of
great importance and subsequently decided to
freely share it with
us in
:
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety
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posts by Checkmate! In article
,
says...
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 06:52:36 -0800, "Colonel
Edmund J. Burke"
wrote:
THE LAST FEW DROPS GO IN YOUR PANTS.
Discuss...........
You just don't employ the correct technique,
Mr. Colonel. What
you have to do is when your urine stream
stops and just turns
into a drop or two then just reach down
under your scrotum and
press a few times between your scrotum and
your asshole. This
action causes those troublesome last few
drops to be expelled.
Just be careful, if you're a Muslim to use
your LEFT hand.
Touching your asshole with your right hand,
if you are a Muslim
is a grave offense to Allah.
If I was ever inclined to shake hands with a
filthy muslim, you
can bet I'd give him a dirty Sanchez.
but isn't that a fate bestowed on everybody
whose hand you shake,
tho?

do you have a hand shaking obsession


do you have parkinson's?


i`ll answer you after you answer me


The butthurt is growing with this one...

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Checkmate

In loving memory of The Battle Kitten
May 2010-February 12, 2017


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Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 13:40:01 -0700, LO AND
BEHOLD; "" %"
" determined that the
following was of great
importance and subsequently decided to freely
share it with us in
:

Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 11:44:06 -0800, LO AND
BEHOLD; ""Checkmate, DoW
#1" " determined that
the following was of
great importance and subsequently decided to
freely share it with
us in
:
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety
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posts by Checkmate! In article
,
says...
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 06:52:36 -0800, "Colonel
Edmund J. Burke"
wrote:
THE LAST FEW DROPS GO IN YOUR PANTS.
Discuss...........
You just don't employ the correct technique,
Mr. Colonel. What
you have to do is when your urine stream
stops and just turns
into a drop or two then just reach down
under your scrotum and
press a few times between your scrotum and
your asshole. This
action causes those troublesome last few
drops to be expelled.
Just be careful, if you're a Muslim to use
your LEFT hand.
Touching your asshole with your right hand,
if you are a Muslim
is a grave offense to Allah.
If I was ever inclined to shake hands with a
filthy muslim, you
can bet I'd give him a dirty Sanchez.
but isn't that a fate bestowed on everybody
whose hand you shake,
tho?

do you have a hand shaking obsession


do you have parkinson's?


i`ll answer you after you answer me


The butthurt is growing with this one...

--
Checkmate

In loving memory of The Battle Kitten
May 2010-February 12, 2017


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Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 13:40:01 -0700, LO AND
BEHOLD; "" %"
" determined that the
following was of great
importance and subsequently decided to freely
share it with us in
:

Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 11:44:06 -0800, LO AND
BEHOLD; ""Checkmate, DoW
#1" " determined
that
the following was of
great importance and subsequently decided to
freely share it with
us in
:
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety
goggles when reading
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,
says...
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 06:52:36 -0800,
"Colonel
Edmund J. Burke"
wrote:
THE LAST FEW DROPS GO IN YOUR PANTS.
Discuss...........
You just don't employ the correct
technique,
Mr. Colonel. What
you have to do is when your urine stream
stops and just turns
into a drop or two then just reach down
under your scrotum and
press a few times between your scrotum and
your asshole. This
action causes those troublesome last few
drops to be expelled.
Just be careful, if you're a Muslim to use
your LEFT hand.
Touching your asshole with your right
hand,
if you are a Muslim
is a grave offense to Allah.
If I was ever inclined to shake hands with
a
filthy muslim, you
can bet I'd give him a dirty Sanchez.
but isn't that a fate bestowed on everybody
whose hand you shake,
tho?

do you have a hand shaking obsession

do you have parkinson's?


i`ll answer you after you answer me


The butthurt is growing with this one...


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Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 13:40:01 -0700, LO AND
BEHOLD; "" %"
" determined that the
following was of great
importance and subsequently decided to freely
share it with us in
:

Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 11:44:06 -0800, LO AND
BEHOLD; ""Checkmate, DoW
#1" " determined
that
the following was of
great importance and subsequently decided to
freely share it with
us in
:
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety
goggles when reading
posts by Checkmate! In article
,
says...
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 06:52:36 -0800,
"Colonel
Edmund J. Burke"
wrote:
THE LAST FEW DROPS GO IN YOUR PANTS.
Discuss...........
You just don't employ the correct
technique,
Mr. Colonel. What
you have to do is when your urine stream
stops and just turns
into a drop or two then just reach down
under your scrotum and
press a few times between your scrotum and
your asshole. This
action causes those troublesome last few
drops to be expelled.
Just be careful, if you're a Muslim to use
your LEFT hand.
Touching your asshole with your right
hand,
if you are a Muslim
is a grave offense to Allah.
If I was ever inclined to shake hands with
a
filthy muslim, you
can bet I'd give him a dirty Sanchez.
but isn't that a fate bestowed on everybody
whose hand you shake,
tho?

do you have a hand shaking obsession

do you have parkinson's?


i`ll answer you after you answer me


The butthurt is growing with this one...


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On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 14:01:01 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "" %"
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Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 13:40:01 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "" %"
" determined that the following was of great
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:
Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 11:44:06 -0800, LO AND BEHOLD; ""Checkmate, DoW #1"
" determined that the following was of great
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Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
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On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 06:52:36 -0800, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke"
wrote:
THE LAST FEW DROPS GO IN YOUR PANTS. Discuss...........
You just don't employ the correct technique, Mr. Colonel. What you have
to do is when your urine stream stops and just turns into a drop or two
then just reach down under your scrotum and press a few times between
your scrotum and your asshole. This action causes those troublesome
last few drops to be expelled. Just be careful, if you're a Muslim to
use your LEFT hand. Touching your asshole with your right hand, if you
are a Muslim is a grave offense to Allah.
If I was ever inclined to shake hands with a filthy muslim, you can bet
I'd give him a dirty Sanchez.
but isn't that a fate bestowed on everybody whose hand you shake, tho?
do you have a hand shaking obsession

do you have parkinson's?


i`ll answer you after you answer me


well that's one of the symptoms

--
THIS SPACE FOR RENT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB6B8jGSdLA

-

"If I have a complaint about the (Southern Poverty) Law Center's description (of the alt-right movement), it is the phrase "heavy use of social media," which implies the alt-right is a real-world movement which uses a lot of social media. This is backwards: it is an online movement which occasionally appears in the real world. Where it gets punched." - Jason Rhode

-

"I think we should destroy every last ****ing mosque in America." - "Checkmate, DoW #1" proves for us that white males are violent in Message-ID:

-

Golden Killfile, June 2005
KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
AUK Mascot, September 2007
Putting the Awards Out of Order to Screw With the OCD ****heads, March 2016

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On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 13:40:01 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "" %"
" determined that the following was of great
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:
Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 11:44:06 -0800, LO AND BEHOLD; ""Checkmate, DoW #1"
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On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 06:52:36 -0800, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke"
wrote:
THE LAST FEW DROPS GO IN YOUR PANTS. Discuss...........
You just don't employ the correct technique, Mr. Colonel. What you have
to do is when your urine stream stops and just turns into a drop or two
then just reach down under your scrotum and press a few times between
your scrotum and your asshole. This action causes those troublesome
last few drops to be expelled. Just be careful, if you're a Muslim to
use your LEFT hand. Touching your asshole with your right hand, if you
are a Muslim is a grave offense to Allah.
If I was ever inclined to shake hands with a filthy muslim, you can bet
I'd give him a dirty Sanchez.
but isn't that a fate bestowed on everybody whose hand you shake, tho?
do you have a hand shaking obsession

do you have parkinson's?


i`ll answer you after you answer me


well that's one of the symptoms

--
THIS SPACE FOR RENT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB6B8jGSdLA

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"If I have a complaint about the (Southern Poverty) Law Center's description (of the alt-right movement), it is the phrase "heavy use of social media," which implies the alt-right is a real-world movement which uses a lot of social media. This is backwards: it is an online movement which occasionally appears in the real world. Where it gets punched." - Jason Rhode

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KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
AUK Mascot, September 2007
Putting the Awards Out of Order to Screw With the OCD ****heads, March 2016



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BEHOLD; "" %"
" determined that the
following was of great
importance and subsequently decided to freely
share it with us in
:

Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 13:40:01 -0700, LO AND
BEHOLD; "" %"
" determined that the
following was of great
importance and subsequently decided to freely
share it with us in
:
Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 11:44:06 -0800, LO AND
BEHOLD; ""Checkmate,
DoW #1" "
determined that the following
was of great importance and subsequently
decided to freely share
it with us in
:
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety
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,
says...
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 06:52:36 -0800,
"Colonel Edmund J. Burke"
wrote:
THE LAST FEW DROPS GO IN YOUR PANTS.
Discuss...........
You just don't employ the correct
technique, Mr. Colonel. What
you have to do is when your urine stream
stops and just turns
into a drop or two then just reach down
under your scrotum and
press a few times between your scrotum and
your asshole. This
action causes those troublesome last few
drops to be expelled.
Just be careful, if you're a Muslim to use
your LEFT hand.
Touching your asshole with your right
hand, if you are a Muslim
is a grave offense to Allah.
If I was ever inclined to shake hands with
a filthy muslim, you
can bet I'd give him a dirty Sanchez.
but isn't that a fate bestowed on everybody
whose hand you shake,
tho?
do you have a hand shaking obsession
do you have parkinson's?


i`ll answer you after you answer me


well that's one of the symptoms


it is to those who are mentally inefficient

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BEHOLD; "" %"
" determined that the
following was of great
importance and subsequently decided to freely
share it with us in
:

Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 13:40:01 -0700, LO AND
BEHOLD; "" %"
" determined that the
following was of great
importance and subsequently decided to freely
share it with us in
:
Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 11:44:06 -0800, LO AND
BEHOLD; ""Checkmate,
DoW #1" "
determined that the following
was of great importance and subsequently
decided to freely share
it with us in
:
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety
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,
says...
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 06:52:36 -0800,
"Colonel Edmund J. Burke"
wrote:
THE LAST FEW DROPS GO IN YOUR PANTS.
Discuss...........
You just don't employ the correct
technique, Mr. Colonel. What
you have to do is when your urine stream
stops and just turns
into a drop or two then just reach down
under your scrotum and
press a few times between your scrotum and
your asshole. This
action causes those troublesome last few
drops to be expelled.
Just be careful, if you're a Muslim to use
your LEFT hand.
Touching your asshole with your right
hand, if you are a Muslim
is a grave offense to Allah.
If I was ever inclined to shake hands with
a filthy muslim, you
can bet I'd give him a dirty Sanchez.
but isn't that a fate bestowed on everybody
whose hand you shake,
tho?
do you have a hand shaking obsession
do you have parkinson's?


i`ll answer you after you answer me


well that's one of the symptoms


it is to those who are mentally inefficient

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On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 16:42:22 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "" %"
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importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
:

Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 14:01:01 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "" %"
" determined that the following was of great
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:
Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 13:40:01 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "" %"
" determined that the following was of great
importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
:
Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 11:44:06 -0800, LO AND BEHOLD; ""Checkmate, DoW #1"
" determined that the following was of great
importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
:
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate! In article ,
says...
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 06:52:36 -0800, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke"
wrote:
THE LAST FEW DROPS GO IN YOUR PANTS. Discuss...........
You just don't employ the correct technique, Mr. Colonel. What you have
to do is when your urine stream stops and just turns into a drop or two
then just reach down under your scrotum and press a few times between
your scrotum and your asshole. This action causes those troublesome
last few drops to be expelled. Just be careful, if you're a Muslim to
use your LEFT hand. Touching your asshole with your right hand, if you
are a Muslim is a grave offense to Allah.
If I was ever inclined to shake hands with a filthy muslim, you can bet
I'd give him a dirty Sanchez.
but isn't that a fate bestowed on everybody whose hand you shake, tho?
do you have a hand shaking obsession
do you have parkinson's?
i`ll answer you after you answer me

well that's one of the symptoms


it is to those who are mentally inefficient


well that's bigly worse. i will pray to allah for you.

--
THIS SPACE FOR RENT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB6B8jGSdLA

-

"If I have a complaint about the (Southern Poverty) Law Center's description (of the alt-right movement), it is the phrase "heavy use of social media," which implies the alt-right is a real-world movement which uses a lot of social media. This is backwards: it is an online movement which occasionally appears in the real world. Where it gets punched." - Jason Rhode

-

"I think we should destroy every last ****ing mosque in America." - "Checkmate, DoW #1" proves for us that white males are violent in Message-ID:

-

Golden Killfile, June 2005
KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
AUK Mascot, September 2007
Putting the Awards Out of Order to Screw With the OCD ****heads, March 2016

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On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 16:42:22 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "" %"
" determined that the following was of great
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:

Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 14:01:01 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "" %"
" determined that the following was of great
importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
:
Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 13:40:01 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "" %"
" determined that the following was of great
importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
:
Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 11:44:06 -0800, LO AND BEHOLD; ""Checkmate, DoW #1"
" determined that the following was of great
importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
:
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate! In article ,
says...
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 06:52:36 -0800, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke"
wrote:
THE LAST FEW DROPS GO IN YOUR PANTS. Discuss...........
You just don't employ the correct technique, Mr. Colonel. What you have
to do is when your urine stream stops and just turns into a drop or two
then just reach down under your scrotum and press a few times between
your scrotum and your asshole. This action causes those troublesome
last few drops to be expelled. Just be careful, if you're a Muslim to
use your LEFT hand. Touching your asshole with your right hand, if you
are a Muslim is a grave offense to Allah.
If I was ever inclined to shake hands with a filthy muslim, you can bet
I'd give him a dirty Sanchez.
but isn't that a fate bestowed on everybody whose hand you shake, tho?
do you have a hand shaking obsession
do you have parkinson's?
i`ll answer you after you answer me

well that's one of the symptoms


it is to those who are mentally inefficient


well that's bigly worse. i will pray to allah for you.

--
THIS SPACE FOR RENT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB6B8jGSdLA

-

"If I have a complaint about the (Southern Poverty) Law Center's description (of the alt-right movement), it is the phrase "heavy use of social media," which implies the alt-right is a real-world movement which uses a lot of social media. This is backwards: it is an online movement which occasionally appears in the real world. Where it gets punched." - Jason Rhode

-

"I think we should destroy every last ****ing mosque in America." - "Checkmate, DoW #1" proves for us that white males are violent in Message-ID:

-

Golden Killfile, June 2005
KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
AUK Mascot, September 2007
Putting the Awards Out of Order to Screw With the OCD ****heads, March 2016

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BEHOLD; "" %"
" determined that the
following was of great
importance and subsequently decided to freely
share it with us in
:

Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 14:01:01 -0700, LO AND
BEHOLD; "" %"
" determined that the
following was of great
importance and subsequently decided to freely
share it with us in
:
Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 13:40:01 -0700, LO AND
BEHOLD; "" %"
" determined that the
following was of great
importance and subsequently decided to
freely share it with us in
:
Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 11:44:06 -0800, LO AND
BEHOLD; ""Checkmate,
DoW #1" "
determined that the
following was of great importance and
subsequently decided to
freely share it with us in
:
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety
goggles when reading
posts by Checkmate! In article
,
says...
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 06:52:36 -0800,
"Colonel Edmund J. Burke"
wrote:
THE LAST FEW DROPS GO IN YOUR PANTS.
Discuss...........
You just don't employ the correct
technique, Mr. Colonel.
What you have to do is when your urine
stream stops and just
turns into a drop or two then just reach
down under your
scrotum and press a few times between
your scrotum and your
asshole. This action causes those
troublesome last few drops
to be expelled. Just be careful, if
you're a Muslim to use
your LEFT hand. Touching your asshole
with your right hand,
if you are a Muslim is a grave offense
to Allah.
If I was ever inclined to shake hands
with a filthy muslim,
you can bet I'd give him a dirty Sanchez.
but isn't that a fate bestowed on
everybody whose hand you
shake, tho?
do you have a hand shaking obsession
do you have parkinson's?
i`ll answer you after you answer me
well that's one of the symptoms


it is to those who are mentally inefficient


well that's bigly worse. i will pray to allah
for you.


you'll prey to all a who



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Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 16:42:22 -0700, LO AND
BEHOLD; "" %"
" determined that the
following was of great
importance and subsequently decided to freely
share it with us in
:

Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 14:01:01 -0700, LO AND
BEHOLD; "" %"
" determined that the
following was of great
importance and subsequently decided to freely
share it with us in
:
Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 13:40:01 -0700, LO AND
BEHOLD; "" %"
" determined that the
following was of great
importance and subsequently decided to
freely share it with us in
:
Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 11:44:06 -0800, LO AND
BEHOLD; ""Checkmate,
DoW #1" "
determined that the
following was of great importance and
subsequently decided to
freely share it with us in
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Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety
goggles when reading
posts by Checkmate! In article
,
says...
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 06:52:36 -0800,
"Colonel Edmund J. Burke"
wrote:
THE LAST FEW DROPS GO IN YOUR PANTS.
Discuss...........
You just don't employ the correct
technique, Mr. Colonel.
What you have to do is when your urine
stream stops and just
turns into a drop or two then just reach
down under your
scrotum and press a few times between
your scrotum and your
asshole. This action causes those
troublesome last few drops
to be expelled. Just be careful, if
you're a Muslim to use
your LEFT hand. Touching your asshole
with your right hand,
if you are a Muslim is a grave offense
to Allah.
If I was ever inclined to shake hands
with a filthy muslim,
you can bet I'd give him a dirty Sanchez.
but isn't that a fate bestowed on
everybody whose hand you
shake, tho?
do you have a hand shaking obsession
do you have parkinson's?
i`ll answer you after you answer me
well that's one of the symptoms


it is to those who are mentally inefficient


well that's bigly worse. i will pray to allah
for you.


you'll prey to all a who

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On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 17:21:34 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "" %"
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:

Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 16:42:22 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "" %"
" determined that the following was of great
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:
Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 14:01:01 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "" %"
" determined that the following was of great
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:
Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 13:40:01 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "" %"
" determined that the following was of great
importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
:
Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 11:44:06 -0800, LO AND BEHOLD; ""Checkmate, DoW #1"
" determined that the following was of great
importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
om:
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate! In article ,
says...
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 06:52:36 -0800, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke"
wrote:
THE LAST FEW DROPS GO IN YOUR PANTS. Discuss...........
You just don't employ the correct technique, Mr. Colonel. What you have
to do is when your urine stream stops and just turns into a drop or two
then just reach down under your scrotum and press a few times between
your scrotum and your asshole. This action causes those troublesome
last few drops to be expelled. Just be careful, if you're a Muslim to
use your LEFT hand. Touching your asshole with your right hand, if you
are a Muslim is a grave offense to Allah.
If I was ever inclined to shake hands with a filthy muslim, you can bet
I'd give him a dirty Sanchez.
but isn't that a fate bestowed on everybody whose hand you shake, tho?
do you have a hand shaking obsession
do you have parkinson's?
i`ll answer you after you answer me
well that's one of the symptoms
it is to those who are mentally inefficient

well that's bigly worse. i will pray to allah for you.


you'll prey to all a who

maya who?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8JClsMPKuE

--
THIS SPACE FOR RENT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB6B8jGSdLA

-

"If I have a complaint about the (Southern Poverty) Law Center's description (of the alt-right movement), it is the phrase "heavy use of social media," which implies the alt-right is a real-world movement which uses a lot of social media. This is backwards: it is an online movement which occasionally appears in the real world. Where it gets punched." - Jason Rhode

-

"I think we should destroy every last ****ing mosque in America." - "Checkmate, DoW #1" proves for us that white males are violent in Message-ID:

-

Golden Killfile, June 2005
KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
AUK Mascot, September 2007
Putting the Awards Out of Order to Screw With the OCD ****heads, March 2016

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On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 17:21:34 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "" %"
" determined that the following was of great
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:

Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 16:42:22 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "" %"
" determined that the following was of great
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:
Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 14:01:01 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "" %"
" determined that the following was of great
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:
Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 13:40:01 -0700, LO AND BEHOLD; "" %"
" determined that the following was of great
importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
:
Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 11:44:06 -0800, LO AND BEHOLD; ""Checkmate, DoW #1"
" determined that the following was of great
importance and subsequently decided to freely share it with us in
om:
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate! In article ,
says...
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 06:52:36 -0800, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke"
wrote:
THE LAST FEW DROPS GO IN YOUR PANTS. Discuss...........
You just don't employ the correct technique, Mr. Colonel. What you have
to do is when your urine stream stops and just turns into a drop or two
then just reach down under your scrotum and press a few times between
your scrotum and your asshole. This action causes those troublesome
last few drops to be expelled. Just be careful, if you're a Muslim to
use your LEFT hand. Touching your asshole with your right hand, if you
are a Muslim is a grave offense to Allah.
If I was ever inclined to shake hands with a filthy muslim, you can bet
I'd give him a dirty Sanchez.
but isn't that a fate bestowed on everybody whose hand you shake, tho?
do you have a hand shaking obsession
do you have parkinson's?
i`ll answer you after you answer me
well that's one of the symptoms
it is to those who are mentally inefficient

well that's bigly worse. i will pray to allah for you.


you'll prey to all a who

maya who?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8JClsMPKuE

--
THIS SPACE FOR RENT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB6B8jGSdLA

-

"If I have a complaint about the (Southern Poverty) Law Center's description (of the alt-right movement), it is the phrase "heavy use of social media," which implies the alt-right is a real-world movement which uses a lot of social media. This is backwards: it is an online movement which occasionally appears in the real world. Where it gets punched." - Jason Rhode

-

"I think we should destroy every last ****ing mosque in America." - "Checkmate, DoW #1" proves for us that white males are violent in Message-ID:

-

Golden Killfile, June 2005
KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
AUK Mascot, September 2007
Putting the Awards Out of Order to Screw With the OCD ****heads, March 2016

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" determined that the
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#1" " determined
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On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 06:52:36 -0800,
"Colonel
Edmund J. Burke"
wrote:
THE LAST FEW DROPS GO IN YOUR PANTS.
Discuss...........
You just don't employ the correct
technique,
Mr. Colonel. What
you have to do is when your urine stream
stops and just turns
into a drop or two then just reach down
under your scrotum and
press a few times between your scrotum and
your asshole. This
action causes those troublesome last few
drops to be expelled.
Just be careful, if you're a Muslim to use
your LEFT hand.
Touching your asshole with your right
hand,
if you are a Muslim
is a grave offense to Allah.
If I was ever inclined to shake hands with
a
filthy muslim, you
can bet I'd give him a dirty Sanchez.
but isn't that a fate bestowed on everybody
whose hand you shake,
tho?

do you have a hand shaking obsession

do you have parkinson's?

i`ll answer you after you answer me


The butthurt is growing with this one...


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the fun part in fishing is the play before you
land em


Catch and release... they still come back for more.

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May 2010-February 12, 2017


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Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote:
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Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 13:40:01 -0700, LO AND
BEHOLD; "" %"
" determined that the
following was of great
importance and subsequently decided to freely
share it with us in
:

Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 11:44:06 -0800, LO AND
BEHOLD; ""Checkmate, DoW
#1" " determined
that
the following was of
great importance and subsequently decided to
freely share it with
us in
:
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety
goggles when reading
posts by Checkmate! In article
,
says...
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 06:52:36 -0800,
"Colonel
Edmund J. Burke"
wrote:
THE LAST FEW DROPS GO IN YOUR PANTS.
Discuss...........
You just don't employ the correct
technique,
Mr. Colonel. What
you have to do is when your urine stream
stops and just turns
into a drop or two then just reach down
under your scrotum and
press a few times between your scrotum and
your asshole. This
action causes those troublesome last few
drops to be expelled.
Just be careful, if you're a Muslim to use
your LEFT hand.
Touching your asshole with your right
hand,
if you are a Muslim
is a grave offense to Allah.
If I was ever inclined to shake hands with
a
filthy muslim, you
can bet I'd give him a dirty Sanchez.
but isn't that a fate bestowed on everybody
whose hand you shake,
tho?

do you have a hand shaking obsession

do you have parkinson's?

i`ll answer you after you answer me


The butthurt is growing with this one...


A_A
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|| | |

\_||_/_/

Copyright © 2017
all rights reserved


the fun part in fishing is the play before you
land em


Catch and release... they still come back for more.

--
Checkmate

In loving memory of The Battle Kitten
May 2010-February 12, 2017


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Default NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU WIGGLE AND DANCE....


"Checkmate, DoW #1" wrote:
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate! In article ,
says...



Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 11:44:06 -0800, LO AND
BEHOLD; ""Checkmate, DoW
#1" " determined that
the following was of
great importance and subsequently decided to
freely share it with us
in
:

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety
goggles when reading posts
by Checkmate! In article
,
says...


On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 06:52:36 -0800, "Colonel
Edmund J. Burke"
wrote:
THE LAST FEW DROPS GO IN YOUR PANTS.
Discuss...........
You just don't employ the correct technique,
Mr. Colonel. What you
have to do is when your urine stream stops and
just turns into a
drop or two then just reach down under your
scrotum and press a few
times between your scrotum and your asshole.
This action causes
those troublesome last few drops to be
expelled. Just be careful,
if you're a Muslim to use your LEFT hand.
Touching your asshole
with your right hand, if you are a Muslim is a
grave offense to
Allah.

If I was ever inclined to shake hands with a
filthy muslim, you can
bet I'd give him a dirty Sanchez.


but isn't that a fate bestowed on everybody
whose hand you shake, tho?


do you have a hand shaking obsession


I'll bet Puppy Whistle would like to shake "other" things as well.


No doubt, he almost seems militant, like the protesters, still on the field,
although they lost months ago, and will not leave the field. . .I call it
sedition.



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Default NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU WIGGLE AND DANCE....


"Checkmate, DoW #1" wrote:
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate! In article ,
says...



Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 11:44:06 -0800, LO AND
BEHOLD; ""Checkmate, DoW
#1" " determined that
the following was of
great importance and subsequently decided to
freely share it with us
in
:

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety
goggles when reading posts
by Checkmate! In article
,
says...


On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 06:52:36 -0800, "Colonel
Edmund J. Burke"
wrote:
THE LAST FEW DROPS GO IN YOUR PANTS.
Discuss...........
You just don't employ the correct technique,
Mr. Colonel. What you
have to do is when your urine stream stops and
just turns into a
drop or two then just reach down under your
scrotum and press a few
times between your scrotum and your asshole.
This action causes
those troublesome last few drops to be
expelled. Just be careful,
if you're a Muslim to use your LEFT hand.
Touching your asshole
with your right hand, if you are a Muslim is a
grave offense to
Allah.

If I was ever inclined to shake hands with a
filthy muslim, you can
bet I'd give him a dirty Sanchez.


but isn't that a fate bestowed on everybody
whose hand you shake, tho?


do you have a hand shaking obsession


I'll bet Puppy Whistle would like to shake "other" things as well.


No doubt, he almost seems militant, like the protesters, still on the field,
although they lost months ago, and will not leave the field. . .I call it
sedition.



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Default NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU WIGGLE AND DANCE....

Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote:
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety
goggles when reading posts
by Checkmate! In article
,
says...



Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote:
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety
goggles when reading posts
by Checkmate! In article
,
says...



Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 13:40:01 -0700, LO AND
BEHOLD; "" %"
" determined that the
following was of great
importance and subsequently decided to
freely
share it with us in
:

Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 11:44:06 -0800, LO AND
BEHOLD; ""Checkmate, DoW
#1" " determined
that
the following was of
great importance and subsequently decided
to
freely share it with
us in
:
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety
goggles when reading
posts by Checkmate! In article
,
says...
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 06:52:36 -0800,
"Colonel
Edmund J. Burke"
wrote:
THE LAST FEW DROPS GO IN YOUR PANTS.
Discuss...........
You just don't employ the correct
technique,
Mr. Colonel. What
you have to do is when your urine stream
stops and just turns
into a drop or two then just reach down
under your scrotum and
press a few times between your scrotum
and
your asshole. This
action causes those troublesome last few
drops to be expelled.
Just be careful, if you're a Muslim to
use
your LEFT hand.
Touching your asshole with your right
hand,
if you are a Muslim
is a grave offense to Allah.
If I was ever inclined to shake hands
with
a
filthy muslim, you
can bet I'd give him a dirty Sanchez.
but isn't that a fate bestowed on
everybody
whose hand you shake,
tho?

do you have a hand shaking obsession

do you have parkinson's?

i`ll answer you after you answer me

The butthurt is growing with this one...


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the fun part in fishing is the play before you
land em


Catch and release... they still come back for
more.


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Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote:
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by Checkmate! In article
,
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Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote:
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety
goggles when reading posts
by Checkmate! In article
,
says...



Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 13:40:01 -0700, LO AND
BEHOLD; "" %"
" determined that the
following was of great
importance and subsequently decided to
freely
share it with us in
:

Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 11:44:06 -0800, LO AND
BEHOLD; ""Checkmate, DoW
#1" " determined
that
the following was of
great importance and subsequently decided
to
freely share it with
us in
:
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety
goggles when reading
posts by Checkmate! In article
,
says...
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 06:52:36 -0800,
"Colonel
Edmund J. Burke"
wrote:
THE LAST FEW DROPS GO IN YOUR PANTS.
Discuss...........
You just don't employ the correct
technique,
Mr. Colonel. What
you have to do is when your urine stream
stops and just turns
into a drop or two then just reach down
under your scrotum and
press a few times between your scrotum
and
your asshole. This
action causes those troublesome last few
drops to be expelled.
Just be careful, if you're a Muslim to
use
your LEFT hand.
Touching your asshole with your right
hand,
if you are a Muslim
is a grave offense to Allah.
If I was ever inclined to shake hands
with
a
filthy muslim, you
can bet I'd give him a dirty Sanchez.
but isn't that a fate bestowed on
everybody
whose hand you shake,
tho?

do you have a hand shaking obsession

do you have parkinson's?

i`ll answer you after you answer me

The butthurt is growing with this one...


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the fun part in fishing is the play before you
land em


Catch and release... they still come back for
more.


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Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
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says...



"Checkmate, DoW #1" wrote:
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate! In article ,

says...



Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 11:44:06 -0800, LO AND
BEHOLD; ""Checkmate, DoW
#1" " determined that
the following was of
great importance and subsequently decided to
freely share it with us
in
:

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety
goggles when reading posts
by Checkmate! In article
,
says...


On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 06:52:36 -0800, "Colonel
Edmund J. Burke"
wrote:
THE LAST FEW DROPS GO IN YOUR PANTS.
Discuss...........
You just don't employ the correct technique,
Mr. Colonel. What you
have to do is when your urine stream stops and
just turns into a
drop or two then just reach down under your
scrotum and press a few
times between your scrotum and your asshole.
This action causes
those troublesome last few drops to be
expelled. Just be careful,
if you're a Muslim to use your LEFT hand.
Touching your asshole
with your right hand, if you are a Muslim is a
grave offense to
Allah.

If I was ever inclined to shake hands with a
filthy muslim, you can
bet I'd give him a dirty Sanchez.


but isn't that a fate bestowed on everybody
whose hand you shake, tho?

do you have a hand shaking obsession


I'll bet Puppy Whistle would like to shake "other" things as well.


No doubt, he almost seems militant, like the protesters, still on the field,
although they lost months ago, and will not leave the field. . .I call it
sedition.


Do you think he owns a pussy hat?

--
Checkmate

In loving memory of The Battle Kitten
May 2010-February 12, 2017


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Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate! In article ,
says...



"Checkmate, DoW #1" wrote:
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
Checkmate! In article ,

says...



Fakey's Dog Whistle Holder Emeritus wrote:
On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 11:44:06 -0800, LO AND
BEHOLD; ""Checkmate, DoW
#1" " determined that
the following was of
great importance and subsequently decided to
freely share it with us
in
:

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety
goggles when reading posts
by Checkmate! In article
,
says...


On Thu, 23 Feb 2017 06:52:36 -0800, "Colonel
Edmund J. Burke"
wrote:
THE LAST FEW DROPS GO IN YOUR PANTS.
Discuss...........
You just don't employ the correct technique,
Mr. Colonel. What you
have to do is when your urine stream stops and
just turns into a
drop or two then just reach down under your
scrotum and press a few
times between your scrotum and your asshole.
This action causes
those troublesome last few drops to be
expelled. Just be careful,
if you're a Muslim to use your LEFT hand.
Touching your asshole
with your right hand, if you are a Muslim is a
grave offense to
Allah.

If I was ever inclined to shake hands with a
filthy muslim, you can
bet I'd give him a dirty Sanchez.


but isn't that a fate bestowed on everybody
whose hand you shake, tho?

do you have a hand shaking obsession


I'll bet Puppy Whistle would like to shake "other" things as well.


No doubt, he almost seems militant, like the protesters, still on the field,
although they lost months ago, and will not leave the field. . .I call it
sedition.


Do you think he owns a pussy hat?

--
Checkmate

In loving memory of The Battle Kitten
May 2010-February 12, 2017


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